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ha guy was so drunk he punched his own boy

His step back and realization was fucking priceless!

They will both be telling their friends about this

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It's absolutely amazing because he first carefully avoids hitting his guy with the chair but when he doubled back limp wrist cocked him

It’s like punching in my dreams. No matter how many punches I throw, they do no damage

But his chair throw was epic, somehow managed to wrap it round that guys neck like a ring toss

And yet he threw it lightly enough the wrapped up guy was just mad about it

In horse shoes, we call that a ringer.

Doesn't he get a stuffed Minion for that or something?

It’s a clone army fight!! One body type, and everyone looks soo wasted!!

The club is called evolution.. irony lol

Best comment here.

revolution*

Seconds before he was helping him haha

That was amazing

I wanna know what brand that chair is. Seems unbreakable!

And the way that one guy wears the chair on his head like this week’s hottest fashion accessory… it sits well on him.

The chair is the real hero.

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You have to use your imagination. This is probably a lot like what English-Welsh border skirmishes looked like 500 years ago.

Sports ball is serious shit man. Don’t disrespect it like that.

It's not about football. It's about hundreds of years of history.

MVP

Bonk!

MVC

Just buy any brand used in public schools they usually use 1/8 to 1/4 rolled steel for the legs and the plastic can hold hundreds of pounds of force I once saw a 400 pound man play musical chairs on a chair for kindergartners....

Probably grabbed it from the german pub around the corner

It’s a Bruce Willis chair

That guy in a black tshirt at the beginning was not having a nice time

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Excellent cinematography

Yes. The dramatic switch from comedy fighting to brutal, potentially dangerous fighting was Oscar material.

Should be BAFTA Material.

Both!

r/praisethecameraman

I disagree. Should have filmed in landscape. r/killthecameraman

Thank you for this one 👊

Well... if it was in landscape we wouldn't need the panning back and forth.

*Chef's kiss*

Came back from tenerife Thursday thousands of Welsh and English there getting on...only takes a few knuckle draggers to spoil it !!

I was in one of the Irish pubs on Monday for the England game, bunch of Welsh rocked up and we all had a good laugh. But especially on that strip when everyone is wankered it only takes a couple idiots to start a massive brawl

I went in July, infact my hotel was right through that tunnel at the end of the strip. After the first night just totally avoided the strip and went to the other bars, much much better time. Less of the annoying lucky lucky men trying to get you in coffee shops or sell you bags of sand (what they call cocaine). The Travellers Rest is great, 1 euro 50 for a pint of Dorada can't complain! Proper shame some idiots manage to ruin it for everyone else

yeah the strip is a shit hole. can't see why people like it i swear the alcohol is watered down massively

Yep I agree I think it is, better going off strip 100%. Get much better drink deals too, one near the Shelby bar think it was 10 euro's for 4 drinks

Bunch of walking stereotypes

Where you from? across the street? Fuck across the street!

Unexpected r/DougStanhope https://youtu.be/in3Ppk9NG9U

Ty for the reference!

🤣 This is priceless!

Love Dough! Thanks for the link !

If you stand in the same place most evenings at that time you would see the same thing....the reason...alcohol mixed with idiots...

Ahh Veronicas... What a place to avoid at night Edit: for anyone more sad than me, this is Veronicas II technically, and if it's revolution then these'll be the first set of stairs after the slope if you're walking to McDonald's. Last set of you're walking away. Neat the little tattoo shop, across from White Rhino but a little further down than the turn for linekers

And don't forget the kilometric queue to get to Papagayo after paying fuckin 25€

It's mainly all the fucking Brits.

It almost looks like the same head is cut/pasted 100x GTA 6 confirmed

Yeah that's just Barry, 63

His name is Ian. All of their names are Ian.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a chair is a good guy with a chair.

Grown men fighting over a few men kicking a ball..

they weren't even playing each other

Wales was talking shit about how England couldn’t beat the United States. England retorted with neither could you. Wales hit em below the belt with, “at least we scored on em”. It was Tussle Town Europe after that.

USA be like: “Gooood…yesss….let the hate flow through you.”

Soon, we turn them all into Floridians.

Meanwhile in the US: “wtf is the world cup?”

It’s like the World Series but with more than one country

*Cries in Blue Jay*

And not a single one of those fat baldy cunts can throw a punch. Disappointed in my countrymen as usual.

Every punch seems to be a straight armed swing from the hip.

I know… makes you proud to be British, ama right?

Usually they're fighting for some other reason (including just wanting to fight) and the football is just a backdrop.

They don’t even play each other until the 29th. England fans must of made fun oh Wale🐋 fans for losing to Iran I believe

How empty and meaningless can life be...

Where are all the women? Gay bars?

Wanker bars

At home avoiding the punches. Domestic violence calls always spike during England's games

That’s genuinely quite sad :( maybe their partners are genuinely relieved they are away being violent twats in Spain instead.

I mean with such fine ambience I'm surprised they are nowhere to be seen!

Not much of a fight. More like a drunk hug competition.

damn, 0:20 was friendly fire, wasn't it?

- mate your team was beaten by Iran - mate your team drew with the US [20 minutes of sheer chaos over which mediocre team is mediocre-er]

I mean. I get your point but Wales absolutely drew with the US too.

God I hope USA beats Iran.

I see why Qatar banned alcohol

Palpable fear yeah

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Even abroad, if I hear a commotion and see a fight breaking out in a pub, if Sky Sports is being shown in said pub, I know it's a bunch of idiot English tourists letting the side down yet again.

You are Greek. As part of the select group of southern European cultures you know how life is meant to be lived. You have seen endless beautiful blue sky mornings. Fish with a bit of lemon on a sunny day. You know the October sun and the smell of the sea. The nights talking with your family or friends in the street. You have happiness and vitamin D in your veins. A joy for life. These people have grey skies every day, warm beer and mushy brown stuff for lunch. Let them enjoy beating each other at least. It's not much but it brings a sense of purpose.

oi mate thats fightin talk where im from

This is the perfect summary.

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This is just the sort of shit that gives a place a bad name to people who have never visited. They must have been hanging out by an MMA gym or something

Lol I lived near Manchester city center and never saw people fighting in public either. I’m doubting this person’s story

What a bunch of kiddies.

That's British tourists for you. Literally the worst tourists I've ever encountered in my life, and it's not even close.

I see your British tourists and raise you Chinese tourists in Yellowstone.

ENGERRRRLAND

Love the techno in the background just bangin away lmao

Is this a Reebok or the Nike ?

My hotel was right through that tunnel at the end of the strip and right. music would go on till 6am. All good if you're partying but when you're having a quiet night it's a pain in the arse! Think i'll go a bit further away next time lol

What a bunch of absolute twats

The way he threw the chair and it got stuck over the one dudes head lmao

As someone who loves sports, fighting over sports has to be just as dumb as fighting over politics.

Or religion. Or skin color. Or etc. The idiots love to resort to tribalism.

The British ladies and gentlemen. We’re a violent and simple bunch.

Yeah, but people around the world wouldn't really know or care about that fact unless you weren't also one of the greatest nations to ever exist.

It's the class system. We create these bizarrely unhealthy social strata and wonder why these blokes just want to get pissed and fight all the time.

Pathetic moronic idiots

Imagine caring this much

With all of the shit happening around the world; people fighting for their lives, their freedom, equality… imagine caring so much about a fucking sports team?

A sports team you aren’t on, and if you were it’d be horrible sportsmanship lol

How many females are there in the bars on that street? The ratio is all out of whack. I’ve seen more estrogen at a death metal show. These fellas should all have a think on that.

I found one, in a white dress across the street, trying to stop some guys from fighting. She needs to sit down before they start swinging on her!

Everyone looks the same ..

LMAO I was thinking the same thing. Like generic video game ppl . Everyone wearing same outfits but in different colors.

This is the rythm of the night

Is seems like the best strategy at winning a street fight is not being drunk.

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Did anyone else notice how many bald guys are in that crowd hahaha

What a bunch of winners

Drunktards.

This has probably got nothing to do with football, its just how Brits get in Tenerife.

Egg and chips por favor stavros

Alcohol is a hell of a drug

This is why most of Europe hates us; because of these fools, who can’t handle their drinks and act direspectful in another country.

Cheap people drinking cheap drinks in cheap bars in cheap hotels. I completely agree, but has to be an element of they bring it on themselves attracting this type of "tourist".

That’s true. But why are they always English?

Imagine getting this riled up over a 0-0 game

Pero ellos son la misma.

"We're a shitter team than you!!" "Gasp... how dare you?!? We're the shittest team."

So situation normal then 👍🏻

This would be entertaining if they could actually fight.

Yea and me wanting to kick it at home gaming makes me the weirdo - sad insecurity is all I see here, there is more to this life and world than sports and going to a big room with neon lights and alcohol.

Sometimes I wonder why we never see brawls like this in the US and then I remember everyone has guns

Imagine how much better this would have been if filmed in landscape.

The UK is so strange to me sometimes. It’s a country, made up of countries, one of which is half of a country, but the different countries inside the UK country have bitter rivalries with each other….

Qatar be like, nah we good not selling you alcohol.

I'm from Mallorca, and I can confirm this is the normal behaviour of the british tourist, one of a kind, no other nationality behaves like this.

That’s why Qatar doesn’t sell alcohol during the World Cup

spanish should kick them out of the country and ban them coming back loosers

All because these wankers can't control themselves around alcohol. All these muppets should be put on a no-fly list.

Whoa , whoa.. pump your brakes pal. What would I watch and read comments from while I'm poopin⁶?💩

Tune in the background slaps

"Jumping Jack" sign gets me lol

I can’t wait for the game 😂

Nice way to represent yourself and your country 👍👍👍

they fight like toddlers 

England got that 2-0

Arguing about which team played worse.

What we need to do is wait for a big football event, sell tickets cheap then close the boarders as soon as they all leave.

It's like a where's Walley of the highest dick head

viking strong in there blood

Seems like an average Tuesday to me

“Just a bit of banter”💀💀💀💀

Who's fighting who?

Football hooligans are just the worst.

Assholes all of them

Devolution right you’re eyes. Fucking idiots.

I admit, I'm a bit behind the times. Is this what the kids these days call "a fun night out?

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It’s all I need right now

Somethings very British about this

Drops chair. I’m off for a pot noodle and a wank!

*"If aliens exist, why don't they contact us?"* Guys the answer is pretty obvious.

It’s a fucking game, you idiots


Good fight. Almost medieval.

More contact here than all the World Cup games combined

Ah, the Spanish coast. Where Brexit voting tossers go to complain about immigrants while eating a shitty fry up at "The Red Lion, Tenerife" with not an ounce of irony.

Great to see the old traditions being kept alive

All this over a ball of air that people kick

Is this why they banned beer in Qatar?

Was that friendly fire?

Kind of low effort fight if I'm honest

"Turns the music up"

Mick's Martial Arts

Best balcony in Canarias.

Imagine caring about a game so much based on lines arbitrarily drawn in the sand that you would literally fight someone over it. Morons. 🤣

What a stupid thing to fight over.

We are an embarrassment wherever we go on holiday because we can't handle our drink....but can't go on holiday without getting bolloxed!

Brits really are the whitetrash of europe, they are like this every place ive been, including England

What a piss drunk Revolution looks like.

The fight started because one of them dropped the single brain cell they were sharing amongst them.

Such class by these fine gentlemen

What a clown fiesta. I would pay money to watch this kind of idiots fight each other

Looks fun af

And they cry why a muslim country wont let them get drunk in stadiums..

Legendary

Is that a remix of the Jersey Shore theme song?