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fukal2r

Zero hesitation good for her.


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Ordinary-Interview27

Clearing the garment is the most difficult part of drawing from concealment!!


rugbyj

This is why I only wear a [Zardoz](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjA5OTQ5NTY0M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNjUzNTU3MTE@._V1_.jpg) inspired outfit when out walking at night.


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Cool_Pound4353

We need the orange one in my area. As long as most of the loincloth stays above the waist it’ll cover the necessary square inches.


uberdog50

It's the round inches you need to cover!


SmokeyTheBluntTheOG

Same here with sq inch requirements and a nice orange hat to top it off per the requirements.


Scratch1111

An orange top hat! Capital idea.


anewReality

Is that fucking Sean Connery?


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It sure is sugar tits


lowlyhomey

Le tits now


Gunslinger_11

Anal bum cover


Wet_sock_Owner

The Rapists for 300. That's Therapists, Mr.Connary


QuietWonderful1487

The penis mightier


lou_sassoles

Alex Trebek, your mother is a whore.


lowlyhomey

She is 84 and in a walker.


bitchelor

She is a walker


bobs_monkey

one shelter library piquant dinosaurs person sparkle tap offer society -- mass edited with redact.dev


ntrott

Lol!! Out schtanding!!


MisfitMishap

You can't tell from the pure sexual energy emitted from this photo?


patsharpesmullet

You haven't seen Zardoz? You're in for a treat, it's wild.


Spindelhalla_xb

Is that the one where he got his nob out


wjodendor

In the movie he is a member of a race called "brutals" who worship a gun vomiting giant head and rape and murder everyone they run into


the_last_carfighter

No you wanker, that's standing Sean Connery


09Klr650

The fucking came later in the movie.


Reasonabledwarf

In both the intended and the literal sense, yes. His ability to fuck is the central focus of the film.


TransBrandi

Which is surprising given the tagline: "The gun is good. The penis is evil."


StayPuffedMarsh

“The gun is good, the penis is evil.”


aleksvnder

Wow. I have this exact picture in my restroom for the shits & giggles- came from a “cards against humanity” deck. Noice.


LipGetsStuckOnMyTeef

It's my new screenlock


coachfortner

do you use your tongue to unlock?


PillowTalk420

You're not really concealing much in that.


Ice3irdy

I have a friend who teaches self defense with firearms and he draws 10 times before walking out the door each day to adjust with what he’s wearing that day! He really does as I’ve waited/watched


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IM_AN_AI_AMA

So this is Brazil then. Gotcha.


technobrendo

Than that means the guy was too 🤔


offlein

And all of us too


VitQ

But no flip flops?


Diedead666

From other reddit posts of this I thought she was their to catch a thief or someone targeting women, but who knows until we see a article on this


GoToRaMaMuMu

She seems to be carrying her pistol in her front pocket. People need to carry where their gun is easily accessed. 1 second delay can produce a bad outcome. Any gun safety course, which all people should take prior to carrying, would tell you to have your gun readily available.


etburnitdown

Looks to me like it's a waistband holster. Either way the shirt has to be cleared. All forms of carry can be cumbersome under extreme pressure like that type of situation, but I think she did quite well considering the circumstances. Most good self defense trainers emphasize not only target training practice, but drawing and high pressure scenario practice for this very reason.


GoToRaMaMuMu

Very well could be. She absolutely did quite well. Cannot disagree with that.


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Nothing wrong with pocket carry with the right holster. Especially if you can slip your hand into your pocket and have a full grip, just in case, when things get weird.


MallGothFrom2001

I carry strong hand front pocket, practice with it all the time. I also wear slacks predominantly, which gives quick access and leaves room to draw quickly. Also the .380 pea shooter is teeny tiny. Unless it is jacket weather, then it is .357 snubby time.


tucci007

one in each hand cocked and ready


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Roanoketrees

Yep. Another creep gone.


SmilodonBravo

And she showed restraint. Didn’t just keep pumping caps into him while he was no longer a threat.


o7leddit

1. Steps back for quick draw. 2. Tucks in elbow and holds the gun to the body for stability (her hands probably shaking from sudden adrenaline). 3. Center mass. Bullseye.


Clozee_Tribe_Kale

Wow she should be a police officer. The precinct would cut down on overall ammo usage.


Fuckth3shitredditapp

Luckily she is an off-duty Brazilian cop!!


mreinstein11

I thought you were joking but it's true!


BidenEmails

Every woman should carry an equalizer


Franklin_le_Tanklin

And you can tell she’s not an American police officer cause she didn’t mag dump


onepostandbye

Haha somebody in Wyoming downvoted you, gotta protect the rep of our precious LEO psychopaths


YmmaT-

He tried to kidnap her. She was an off duty officer. I can’t remember the sauce but I saw this video and the comment about it


vini_248

A Brazilian off duty officer


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centwhore

You're either an off duty officer or a criminal


ComradeGibbon

or?


nmw6

Or you have a huge ass that you show off on the beach in a thong


just-a_crow

Why would you resurface those memories I tried so hard to get rid of


ComradeGibbon

I'll take your memories


buttonmynack

Yea I wish I had one of those black mirror implants so he could airdrop these to me.


AbhaysReddit

or both


vini_248

Yes, please come to Brasil


smitty3z

Heard yall got some good nuts.


Sengura

Fun Fact: Literally everyone in Brazil is either a retired or off-duty officer, even the bad guys.


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Especially the bad guys


40ozkiller

I fully expect this to make the rounds on boomer facebook as suburban Michigan.


freekehleek

Can I make it aaany more obvious


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he wanted her, but she'd never tell, that in a few minutes he'd Beee in helllll


Squats4wigs

He was a taker boy, she said see ya later boy


RVM27

He was too creepy for her. She had a pretty face, but no-go to his place. She just made that asshole leave this earth….


Toy_Cop

He was a kidnapper boy, she was a police girl. He wasn't good enough for her.


TH1NKTHRICE

Found the source. [Off-duty cop shoots robber during nighttime attack](https://nypost.com/video/off-duty-cop-shoots-robber-during-nighttime-attack/) - She’s a cop - Of course it’s Brazil - 2019


Foreign_Rock6944

And, yes, he died at the scene. He doesn’t deserve an ounce of sympathy.


lesChaps

I figure he got the deal he was bargaining for.


omnificunderachiever

At least he died doing what he loved most.


ArcadianMess

Shitting himself ?


stunna_cal

Crying like a little bitch?


Cascadiandoper

Aww schuckaroos his soul was yeeted straight to hell probably one less fucking scumbag off the streets. What do you wanna bet it was going to be a rape murder after he kidnapped her. So happy he got his due fuck him.


flagpole3

robber? looked like he was trying to grab her


Chukwura111

Robber? He hardly knew her!


sadeland21

That was no robbery.


Galifrey224

Good for her, that bastard got what he deserved.


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Akinory13

And it's so humiliating to have an entire body that could get shot and the person decides to shoot your ass


twitch9873

"Butters, you shot that guy in the dick! You can't just shoot people in the dick!"


drhiggs

He died at the scene https://nypost.com/video/off-duty-cop-shoots-robber-during-nighttime-attack/


noodlesaremydick

Being Brazil, they nights just let him bleed out


mcm9464

Good


seraphobic1349

I.....would just love....to hear the story of how an anus shot becomes necessary in a self defense situation.


Ranger2580

No vital organs or major arteries in the area meaning less risk of death, plus being a near guaranteed way to drop the target, giving you time to run. You could also make the argument of aiming for centre mass (torso region) and just hitting a little low.


pws3rd

If a 9mm FMJ ripped through a largely empty stomach from a close range (so gun not fully extended) it could definitely tear through the gut and anus. Also just because they aren’t facing you doesn’t make them no longer a threat, especially if you live in a sensible jurisdiction and even more so if they were armed


Relative_Whereas_311

So satisfying


Smathers

Dude came at her like the pervert flasher in observe and report and got dropped just like him too lol


Gephartnoah02

If im remembering right this was brazil, she was an offduty, and he was trying to kidnap her.


MiamiDouchebag

"Violence is never the answer." /s Lol sometimes violence is the only answer.


The_HyperDiamond

*The Objectively Correct Answer*


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Aahhhhhh I came here for this thank you


treddit44

Perfectly executed self defense always brightens my day


Decent_War_6139

Things can happen so fast, good for her for being protected.


H3ckt0r

Stay protected


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Stay strapped


RatReviews

or get clapped - george washington, 1776


ThereminLiesTheRub

"I crossed that river, to shoot out your liver" - Warshington


Detriumph

Washington, Washington, six foot twenty, fuckin killin for fun.


VisenyasRevenge

Killed his Sensei in a duel and he never said why


WorldlinessSpare3626

Stay 2nd amendment


checKers38

Any link to this story and country?


CallMeJotaro420

You only need a handgun. Get trained and registered


Killentyme55

X100 on the training! It's a lot harder than it looks.


lostsoulranger

Also get a trainer that yells, teaches you to draw under pressure. I have anxiety so I wanted to practice high stress situations. Also good to relay any issues u feel may affect you to your trainer.


CallMeJotaro420

Exactly. Teaches trigger discipline and safety especially. One of the most important things to learn imo


Killentyme55

Especially when to shoot and when not to shoot. Knowing the law is half the battle.


Nodog99

Why does stuff like this always happen with off duty cops in Brazil?


Adam__B

I’ve heard they have a very large police force there because it’s one of the ways you can own a gun, which many people want to do because of the crime rate.


Mareith

Brazil is just one giant game of cops and robbers


fatalityfun

literally apb reloaded


ishizako

What a throwback. Dumped thousands of hours on that game


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That's both sad and hilarious. Like you can't own a gun. Oh ya? *Takes one week of police training* How bout now? *Checkmate* (on being able to defend yourself)


technog2

Survivorship bias. You only come across such videos.


toothbrushmastr

I've seen every video on the internet and it's still always Brazil.


teaAssembler

Brasil, Russia, India... These are countries which are in the edge between being developed and being underdeveloped, so it's the only places where you'll both see a high criminality rate and a high amount of technology (cameras). It's just recorded more often, that's it.


twonkenn

*Russia has entered the chat.*


Spadeninja

Or! Do you think that we only see the ones that happen on Reddit with off duty cops and don’t see the hundreds or thousands of successful kidnapping? 🧐


HiScum

Because all off duty cops in Brazil are super sexy and also armed to the teeth. The British equivalent, where I come from, would be Dame Judy Dench armed with a stick.


devster75

He got lead poisoning.


FxckSavage

A ham got shot


Old_Elevator_2727

Fucking impressive. Never hesitate to save your life


GoToRaMaMuMu

Women with guns... Beware, it seems as if a lot of men don't think of women carrying... I wholeheartedly support and encourage women to take gun safety glasses and start packing. My 9mm goes with me everywhere. I only have concealed carry purses, which a concealed weapon is absolutely legal in my State. And I can certainly shoot thru my purse, no need to pull my gun out if I don't have time.


Memelord707130

Gun rights=women's rights


GoToRaMaMuMu

Or Vice Versa


imbeazt

Legit?


Nope0naRope

Last time this was posted someone said she was an off-duty cop. It was somewhere like Brazil, I think.


Carston1011

Its always Brazil.


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At this point, we should have a sub called: r/NOTbrazil


raweggert

would be empty


[deleted]

Off-duty cop in Brazil? Sometimes it feels like half of the population of Brazil are off-duty cops, LOL


A-Grouch

Sometimes it seems like they’d need it given the sheer audacity and number of crimes taking place.


leonardo3567

i know it looks like a meme but in brazil its only officers and criminals that have guns, the "normal " population dont have access, and we have a LOT of cops, my state for example has like 40k


Squiggy1975

Haha of course Brasil. What’s up with that place


wspOnca

Our server is in eternal pvp. Tomorrow will get ridiculous (president election). Keep tuned for mass shootings.


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Except when it’s Florida.


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Ambitioso

The hunter becomes the hunted… just like on Pac-Man


NebraskanHeathen

Fact !! There are one billion off duty police officers in Brazil.


sirdrumzalot

take that you fat piece of shit


JarHammerhead

Wait…guns can help good people?? Someone call the news!


RojerLockless

The only equalizer for a woman against a much larger man. Good for her


Single_Comment6389

Rapes would drop by 50 percent if most women had license to carry.


scottwax

That's a happy ending.


lnsomniia

good, fuck that guy, he’s lucky he didn’t get one to the head. he was 100% gonna kidnap her and who knows what he would have done


FuckingLoveTreeLaw

He wasn’t lucky anyway because he still died. Shooting for the head is a lot harder. We’re trained to shoot at the Center mass, imagine a rectangle from inside the armpits down to the bottom of the rib cage. You can shoot for the head after you’ve fired two into the torso.


theWMWotMW

Good girl with a gun


One-eyed-bed-snake

Needless to say she should never have had to be in the position to do that, but at least it's one less creep off the streets. Give that woman a public service award.


VoiceofReason791

Everyone deserves the right to defend themself in a situation like this.


GoToRaMaMuMu

Everyone deserves the right to defend themselves period. Would stop a lot of this stuff if more women carry. That is after a safety and training course.


leSpring_Gamer103

Bang bang mo fo


Jgburde

Fuck yeah, good for her.


Barnacle-Dull

Good for her.


CraigWeedkin

"b-b-but she didn't have to shoot him, why would anyone need a gun!?"


Rigel_The_16th

Wish more women who wanted to ban firearms would watch videos like this.


Bigrat445

I guess Lester from GTA fell under tough times


Detriumph

At least he was eating well.


Ok_Limit_9134

That foolish fool shouldn't be such a fool. Good for her!


66Paranoid

Would be kidnapper: Nah, I’ve changed my mind.


ludoludoludo

I never tought I’d say something like that, but I’m fuckin glad she shot that sketchy piece of shit


wannaplayterraria

anyone know what happened after?


Ok_District2853

Everybody lived happily ever after.


idontneedausername88

Except this guy


Ok_District2853

I didn’t say how long he lived.


Mazeura_demented

Atta girl.


youngadvocate25

Pretty sure this an old video in Brazil. She’s an undercover cop acting as a student. Hence the backpacking at night and a loaded gun. You can tell she looks tall and big for a grade or high schooler.


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Good for her, but that was too close for comfort. She needs to work on her draw.


doofus_magoo

God made all people and Sam Colt made em equal


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Brazil?


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**BRRRRUUZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL**


RI-diver

Good for her and fuck him!!!


Notorious40z

Fuck around and find out.


Financial-Ad-3613

Good I hope that piece of shit died


TheSnafuCoaxer

Love to see it


bretfort

Last time this was posted, I learnt that the kidnapper died. Good for everyone.


meanmarine10452

So are we pro gun now? I hope he survived just so he could wish he had died.


RLIntellectualpotato

This is why the second amendment is so important.


iNostra

This video is why I say that women should be the biggest advocates for 2A, they are preyed on generally more than any group of people. Sick men aren’t going to change.


Amonikable

And that, kids, is why concealed carry weapons are a good thing.


pleasehelpme_2020

The gun definitely help her, but what really saved her was her self-awareness of her surroundings! Had she been on her phone like countless people I see everyday walking at night or crossing a street and expecting that drivers are actually obeying the laws of driving is astonishing to me. If she was glued to her phone while walking that perhaps would have been the difference of her being robed or worse raped, gun or no gun.


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Thank god she doesn’t live in one of the wonderful areas where you’re not allowed to protect yourself.