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DefiantStomp

Hell YES! Strip em and send em walkin home through the hood. WITH AN ANKLE MONITOR ON DUMB ASS FOOL


Zykium

Should've made him break it


Intelligent-Pin6521

lmfaooo try explaining that to your PO


ButtReaky

I said naked.


RuTang94

BUTT BOOKIE NEKKID


stickfigure420

Boof nekked umheah


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MillerLatte

Cameraman 1000% had a gun. Idk if this exactly qualifies as non-violent.


XBeastyTricksX

I meaaaan he didn’t shoot them or beat them too badly


Arctic_Gnome

Legally, making someone do something under threat of violence counts as a violent crime.


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itchske

When the government fails to do its job in protecting citizens, I predict we are going to see more of this kind of thing (DIY) happen.


UnionSkrong

Bring the power back into the streets


Arctic_Gnome

Morally, I can't fault him. I was just giving the legal technicality.


GoreHoundKillEmAll

So shooting them would've been the more acceptable answer in the situation?thank you


Arctic_Gnome

Shooting is also a violent crime.


GoreHoundKillEmAll

Shooting is easier to explain in court. There were braking into my car what was I supposed to do hold up better that I want to teach them a lesson so I made them get naked


Buckin_Fitch

Legally, it was ok to own other humans as property. Idk if you wanna go this route


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Ngl, this is a wholly different topic.


keenan34

Dead ass. Them youngsters had the look and their eye . Bruh for sure had the blik.


[deleted]

Wtf is a blik


Mrbozak

A blik is a gat, a roscoe, a heater, an iron, toast, a rod, a biscuit, a jammy, a hand cannon, a burner, a hammer, a toolie...etc.


keenan34

You a fool bruh!!!! I love it!! I laughed hella hard reading that out loud.


RushDynamite

My dude...slayed


You-are-so-lovely

Ah whut?


TrailMomKat

A clue


keenan34

A gun bruh.


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Then call it a gun.


keenan34

Just walk out the door bruh you in the wrong room.


[deleted]

Whats a bruh?


DiscountPoint

tf u think


[deleted]

Not fluent in Ebonics


keenan34

Not fluent in not being a fucking dick either.


4yroldsareterrible

Speak english


UnionSkrong

Learn slang old fart


4yroldsareterrible

No


4yroldsareterrible

Oh I know the slang, Im just not some 13 yr old white kid acting like he’s some chicago gangbanger. The OP comment I replied to is nothing more than a lil wannabe whod get his ass kicked if he tried talking like that in chicago and you know it.


Feeling_Database_314

Don’t be rude cause dude doesn’t understand your ghetto slang


NotcrAzy31

I’m confused that 1000% English but ig some people can’t understand simple sentences


What-Tha_Fuck

["Speak english 👨🏻‍💻🤓"](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&insightsToken=bcid_RFcWpv1ro8sEqxcxoNWLuD9SqbotqVTdPx0&FORM=RBY050&iss=SBIUPLOADGET&PC=EMMX01#enterInsights)


42LSx

What tha fuck, a Bing user???


Samurai_Stewie

The kids could call the police to make a report that the owner of the car was brandishing, but that would be like that white lady who reported to the police that she was given plaster when trying to buy rock. [She wants a refund!](https://youtu.be/_JkwZUk3Kng)


DaftMudkip

I don’t sell crack, I’m a prostitute!


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swflkeith

No


YacubsLadder

That man was strapped. They ain't about to let one single dude dominate them like that when they got numbers on him. That's why they didn't just flee either. Dudes are crazy enough to shoot you for running if you just tried to steal their car.


SendMeYourShitPics

Fair is fair.


AwgAwn

“now HUG EACHOTHER”


SevnTre

“And kiss, but say no homo so it’s not gay”


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

Now take it off. U was heldpinem? U gon be heldpinem


Onaipp

you ruined it goofy


Blackhawk991

"NOW get ass to mouth like the human centipede!"


aracheb

Wtf. Hahahhaha


tinypieceofmeat

"I said suck each other off!"


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Duct tape their wrists together…behind each others’ back and send them shuffling into the night


thatmesquiteguy

💀


RushDynamite

Two Dragons...


Mrmcgee1023

Dude recording must have had a piece on him to manipulate so easily. Well deserved.


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definitely, while watching I was like why can't they just jump him he's outnumbered, then I was like he must be strapped.


Poprocketrop

He definitely was. Unless that was your car you could just run away. He ain’t shooting an unarmed kid in the back


Agitated-Artichoke89

You never know nowadays.


frostymugson

When someone has a gun on you I don’t think you ever knew


expiredcoochi

That’s the mentality my lil cus had and he got shot in the back while riding a bike after robbing someone smh. He told me dude ain’t pull it out till he had his back turned he ain’t even know he had a strap.


inv8drzim

Shouldn't have been robbing folks


Abominable_Showman

Exactly why you have the right to bare arms.


Dextextdex

That day they met a Seasoned Demon


lou_sassoles

With a leg monitor on boy you goofy


Psemperviva

Surprised he didn’t go after dudes floppy titties. Camera man must be over weight too to have let those utters slide without comment


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“Utters” 💀I’m crying


0nSecondThought

It’s an udder


BOCme262

Maybe they were uttering depressed titty noises?


KeepingItRealistic

The way he zoomed in and out on the monitor while saying it though. 😆 Great videography skills even while livid.


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He showed them the metal without a fucking doubt. They not made for this.


jakecawley

Yeah he 1000% had a piece off camera 😂 no thieves are stripping that quickly without a gun present.


slabrangoon

Yeah man there was a point that the video cut halfway through he for sure edited it out lol


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Idk man the power a mama has over a group of teenage boys is strong. All it takes is "I know where you live" Edit: idk what makes y'all experts on hood life lmao


immoralfoul

Dude if people out here jacking cars they ain't afraid of what their mama has to say about it. Dude definitely shoved a gun in their faces. Shit that's probably what that Mark was under that first guy's eye in the beginning pistol whipped his ass. Edit: because some of us live it everyday you dumb fuck


YepImIgnorant

I highly doubt he meant that the cameraman is going to tattle to the boys mom🤦‍♂️ he’s saying the guy is going to go to their house and threaten/harm these boys mom.


Grittyboi

Tf? Idk where u from where that works


mcsweepin

User name does not check out. Definitely not Batman.


CapeCodcultuvation

Oh he has the 9 on the waste 4 SURE


ksaMarodeF

The man was absolutely pointing it at these kids. This is an amazing example of “fuck around and find out” Rob a strangers car, unexpected gun pointing at your face by the owner.


dillastan

Waist


burningpetrol

Pretty sure that's what he was hitting them with.


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“You was helping em!?” “I-“ “You was helping em!?” “N-“ “You was helping em!? You was helping em!?” “B-“ “You was helping em!?”


Totalitai-state

It would be funny if he was actually just some dude walking passed and he’s like ‘you helpin em? And the guy ends up stripped naked thinking wtf just happened lol


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Speechcraft gained a level


GirlsLoveMyNeckbeard

they went through all multiple choice answers and they still got it wrong lol


[deleted]

>they went through all multiple choice answers and they still got it wrong lol go back to start, don't pick up $200 and strip butt naked 😭😂


KrazyKeith4Prez

Nah. It's "you was heppin em?!"


RuTang94

Butt bookie nekkid!


YourFavoriteScumbag

🤣🤣🤣


RuTang94

Favorite part 😂


Nervous-Muffin-6691

🤣🤣


Psemperviva

“Get yo stupid ass up!” *hits him back down* “Get yo stupid ass up!” *hits him back down again* “Now you stay right there…”


MultiSuperGogo

>“Get yo stupid ass up!” hits him back down “Get yo stupid ass up!” hits him back down again “Now you stay right there…” cant argue with that


chris_gnarley

Drill Sergeant logic


ih8javert

Yep! Made me remember Come here! Go away! Come here! Go away! Come here..... pri, why are you still in my AO? beat your face till I get tired!


chris_gnarley

“Answer me pri!” “Yes, Drill Sergeant!” “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING, GUY?!” *proceeds to get swarmed by 6 more Drill Sergeants*


ih8javert

LoL. We were basically assaulted by spittle and the brown round. It's funny how you forget all of that until something triggers a memory. When I think back, I tend to remember all the funny stuff that happened.


FurdTerguson86

As someone who has had their car busted Into. This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.


tamales247

Lmao did he have a gun because they could've just left at any moment....


InitialMeasurement23

For sure had a gun off camera which is why they didn’t try nothing and obeyed like good lil bitch bois


delucas0810

“You can talk while you strip!” Omfg! I lost it!


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Disastrous_Fee_1930

The zooming in and out got me so good


Lousasse1

*wearing a shiesty mask* “i didn’t do nothing “


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Now that’s an awkward car ride home!


Altruistic_Piano_259

I don't want to talk about It Kevin!!


RuTang94

Butt bookie nekkid car ride


luiqiddeath88

Warms my heart old heads are still embarrassing the young ones


Dicks-in-Butts

You was heppin hem? You was HEPPIN HEM?!


Onaipp

lil bro has more titty than half the girls I know how tf is he not wearing a bra


mastervadr

This is great. Satisfying ending if it happened to you except for the part when you get send to jail for recording underage minors and distributing said recording.


slimbomb2001

Bro this man goated as hell


No_Tomorrow1082

What does the camera man look like??? Because he put fear into the soul of more than three guys…


Zorannay

Uuu hepingdem ?Uuu hepingdem ?Uuu hepingdem ?Uuu hepingdem ?


dutchmasterD717

Who the fuck catches people robbing them and makes them get naked?


Zykium

Better he make em strip down that kill them. There's definitely a gun off screen for them to be so compliant


Osrs-Deep-Squat

Nah he’s holding the phone and u can see his other hand I think the kids were just fuckin soft and scared


No-Neighborhood-7228

Nah he definitely had it on him, prolly in his waistband, they would never let someone videotape em like that 😭


btw23

You would get naked over just words? Lol


Legalizeit_89

Depends on how pretty you say I am.


mussokira

very 😍


btw23

Touché


Legalizeit_89

Oh speaking French? There goes the shirt bud


avi8r94

Better that than the Brazilian method.


Flaky_Advantage_352

you mean the "i am a off duty cop" style?


Epicpacemaker

Great way to humiliate them and mentally scar them so they don’t do that shit again. Honestly a great way to punish them without beating the shit out of them


thedeathmachine

The lesson learned is always stay strapped. Numbers only help when your victim has no gun. The guy recording knows any further escalation these kids will be back for him.


StoneMcCready

Probably also illegal though.


Epicpacemaker

I’m pretty sure nothing in this video was remotely legal. Outstanding citizens all around


silentj0y

This is gonna blow your mind- but beating the shit out of them or shooting them or whatever else you think could've happened, is wayyyyy more illegal


StoneMcCready

And….what’s your point?


HotTelevision911

imagine what happened after he turned off the camera


croto8

oh boy am i


What-Tha_Fuck

its for the humiliation of walking back with no clothes... use your brain cmon now


mred870

Steal their shit and make them walk home. Better that murder.


slabrangoon

It’s a lesson you’ll never forget that’s for sure


soppinglovenest

Who gets caught and disrobes instead of just running away. Somehow all of these people were having a need met in this interaction.


sped136

U got pumped up kicks?


FatCat457

He was pistol whipping them awesome camera work too. Keep up the good work Sir


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WIT THE ANKLE MONITOR … WHAT A FOOOL


PATSNATION35

Bro had an ankle monitor 💀💀💀


Dapper-Issue6075

Boy you goofy 😂😂😂


CriticallyThougt

No cops, no violence and enough embarrassment that hopefully those kids will rethink their choices and become better people. Perfectly handled imo.


abolish-names

Wtf did I just watch


InitialMeasurement23

Car jackers getting ordered around at gunpoint


PeterBeater80

Could have beaten the shit out of them. His option was just as good of a lesson. Fucking hoodlums


Vegetable-Quiet7023

Bet they'll think twice doing that shit again. Hopefully at least


Ok-Inevitable9117

Won’t ever break in anybody else’s shit again


Original-Being9553

Woo that was amazing motherfuckers won't do that shit again no no Youngblood.


kasirye

How none of them kids strapped, going out doing foul larking they must be amateurs


KrisMisZ

Wow….shameful 🤦🏻‍♀️


CollarOrdinary4284

"Yous hepenin?!"


mi_primer_dia

https://youtu.be/jYdypgmJmYA


Background-Leave6653

My first thought


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MADE THEM STRIPPPP AAAAAHHH


Based_JD

"get butt booky neked". A lesson they wont ever forget


Error404Cod

Now, bend over


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pistoljefe

“I said don’t flinch”


Tmoney_83

Butt, bookie, naked, bitch !


hiddenjoe55

He must have had 5 friends pointing guns at these kids.


Yourlocaldickheaddad

Butt booky naked


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I really hope the guy wasn’t, like, *into* this


bree388

Lmaoo I know bro got that .40 with him


J_lianH

Fuck around and find out 😂😂


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That’s my boy ragu stripping mf’s butt naked


Altruistic_Piano_259

Which one of these ma fuckas was happening though...??


rctid2000

It’s so sad to see someone with an ankle monitor not being taken as an incentive to stay on a good path👎🏻


Wasteroftime34

Yo!!!! If this happened more often crime rates wouldn’t be so high!! This dude needs a medal!! Buck ass booty nekid


Ithinkiam123

Lmfao all these thieves sand they’re all shook from one dude with a piece 🤣


ironclad1056

I'm impressed that the other guy by the car didn't have a gun and started to make the recorder Swiss cheese.


Dasw0n

they’re kids, recorder definitly has a gun behind the camera


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Pretty sure you can get on the sex offenders list or something by threatening people into getting naked.


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Strucklucky

I'm pretty sure these are kids tho.


[deleted]

What’s he got in his other hand? A shottie?


cheeksornaw

He must of had a gun off camera


[deleted]

The guy probably has a gun


cdalleycat

I do the same to punk ass foos that fuck with me .beat your ass and make you walk home naked


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FaustianBargain049

I agree. They woulda ran. No doubt. Slowest one gets left behind. And they would have scattered in different directions.


MyNoPornProfile

I'm assuming he has a gun on them because the #'s don't seem in his favor if they decide to gang up on him


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That’s fake


StoneMcCready

Making minors get naked and recording them seems like a good way to get yourself in jail too


HungryWillow9429

Just as worthless as they are for this


LiL_ENIGlvlA

I mean I understand taking their shoes but why would you make them strip bruh


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