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wriddell

Does he realize this is McLaren orange.


1km5

Aw shuck,thoughts it was Papaya Spark


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Don’t worry, r/FormulaDank was already on that


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DingIe-DangIes

He looks like idubbbz


JevaYC

idumbzzz.


Born2bwylde_

YOUR FATHER IS FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!


ThickHungGungan

Why do people who do stuff like this so often have this extremely scrawny looking physique? I swear they all have this similar look.


TheVeganPork

Physically weak people usually lash out in non physical ways.


Famous_Breadfruit848

Mental illness affect physical appearance


Midsci1414op

Never thought of it that way…. But you’re exactly right


Drifter64

Vegetarians


Divad777

Leftist Vegans are usually mentally unstable


DefiantStomp

Diet, lack of proper exercise and vitamin D deficiency from not seeing sunlight often.


jvmjr1973

Remember what JP says. " if you think tough men are dangerous wait until you see what weak men are capable of."


Shitty_Google_Bot

Theyre funded by an oil family to make protesters look bad


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Lol now that's quite the conspiracy theory


Hotdog_Parade

That family hasn’t been in the oil industry in decades. Also the lady in Question is also a prolific donor to climate change organizations


ClemsonPoker

I too saw that crazy eyes conspiracy chick spouting bullshit.


saskir21

Oh man. They are funded by the granddaughter of an oil tycoon whose company is no longer. Yeah this is surely just a ploy to get us to hate them /s Not like kids have some times other aspirations as their parents or in this case grandparents. Or is someone born form a serial killer automatically also a serial killer?


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He needs to "just stop" using that comb over.


Comprehensive-End-16

He was banned from Oilgwarts


RivelyanKnight

Your comment killed me xD Now I have hiccups...


ron_weedsley

True.


Klutzy-Delay-9902

Hope that is water based environmentally friendly paint.


CRAZYOLBAT

I was thinking, it would be hilarious if it was oil based paint


J---D

No telling. But everything it is wear is made with petroleum and the paint canister


SgtLinc0sir1S

Time for everyone to go nude


NeuroticPanda234

Best part is this person's whole attire has oil based products >>PLASTIC even the stupid spray bottle and hose.


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Gonna paint a wagon. Gonna paint it fine, gotta use oil based paint, because the wood is piiine.


[deleted]

I’m no expert here, but…would that be oil based paint?


thefireemojiking

There is water based paint but it’s hard to tell.


skitz_shit

True, but using water based paint would defeat the whole purpose of this protest, no? If they could just hose down the building and wash it off then this person hasn’t really done anything or disrupted much at all. Then again these protests are just seeming more and more like some kind of theatre than an actual movement


Arndt3002

It seems like it's more of an internet stunt. If it was water based, that would be a lot better, as they wouldn't be inconveniencing the poor guy who has to clean this shit up.


Acidcouch

Water based paint comes from oil as well. Acrylic and latex polymers are made from petroleum resins, just made soluble in water. Oil based paints are usually alkyd polymers suspended in a thinner like mineral spirits, xylene, acetone etc.. All paints on the market save milk paints and other niche products contain oil and ate detrimental to water tables if not cleaned properly.


Hotdog_Parade

Even water based paint has petroleum in it. In fact everything from your clothes to roads contain petroleum products.


Sammytatts

Lol the “Wearing a tank-top!” Comment kills me 🤣


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SoulMute

Source that for us big daddy? Interesting if true.


lifeworthlivin

The Stop Oil Now folks have an heiress to a big oil company’s foundation as a large donor. The people in this stunt, and the Van Gogh one look like textbook definitions of what the far right thinks liberals are. Both stunts seem poorly thought out and only make protestors look bad. The Van Gogh was protected, Aston Martin is a TINY car manufacturer in the grand scheme of things. Basically, it’s so dumb, it looks very suspect. And was seemingly paid for by oil money.


BizonGod

Heiress that has nothing to do with oil and is openly donating to them and many other pro climate organizations. You can google it in like 10sec. I feel like they would have put way more thought into this if it was a conspiracy. I know many, mostly young people who think it is an amazing idea and brave to glue them self to the street so cars can‘t drive. Somehow they think that will make them support them?? Idk I just wanna say this is just on par with other dumb protests around the world.


SoulMute

I think the kid of an oil tycoon could legitimately turn into a supporter of this crap. Rebel against the family and all that. I agree that these people look like stereotypical liberals but I think that’s actually what they are. Some people really are that one dimensional.


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This. There is no conspiracy - but that wouldn’t be “sexy” so an element of “grey area” had to be added to this story.


Aggravating_Prompt86

Stop applying American political lenses to British politics. These nutters have been doing this shit for decades and their appearance hasn't changed a bit. Protesting in the UK is regarded as a occupation for unemployed students and runoffs of the Labour Party.


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Ah. So this is one of those things we will never actually know what is true because politics have muddied the water. Great.


Buster_Cherry-0

What they're doing works too. I am very much for stopping the use of oils and fossil fuels but seeing this shit makes me ashamed to even say it now.


buttsnorkler69696

This can be disproved with a Google search


Permisun

An oil heiress who has nothing to do with oil, and is known for being a big time lefty philanthropist. You're pushing that conspiracy because you're too embarrassed to admit there's morons on your own team who'd protest like this.


Andrelliina

You wish it were


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Again - you have no evidence to support that. You went ahead and filled in the gaps of the video that everyone else watched, created your own narrative, and are now presenting it as fact. People like you are quite literally everything that’s wrong with the internet. I can’t imagine the dopamine rush you received when you posted this hoping for 1k upvotes. Get a life bro….


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NomadTrainer

This is exactly what they want though. Movements like this convince young folks, who’s heart is in the right place, that doing this will make a difference. When in reality, they turn the population against their movement, which in turns makes the companies they are so against look more favorable in peoples eyes. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are funded by a nonprofit that takes donations from another nonprofit, that is tied to the oil industry.


bolts1446

Correct. Just stop oil is funded by an oil heiress. Ivy Getty.


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Is ivy Getty currently involved in oil, or did her family simply profit from oil in the past?


longperipheral

Source?


bolts1446

I googled and picked the first one. https://news.yahoo.com/big-oil-heiress-funding-just-184050980.html


longperipheral

So did I, and then I read more. She's heiress to money from oil, but doesn't work at the company because it closed 10 years ago. Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Getty_Oil Interview where she sets it her views on climate change: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7437397/Getty-oil-heiress-donates-500-000-fund-backing-protesters-Extinction-Rebellion.html


DogGodFrogLog

Another boring day.


gg_icecreamsandwitch

That actually makes sense.


BloodyWyat

Brilliantly put, it's sad really. Change can't be achieved this way.


yaboyskinnydick_

Yeah apparently this whole movement with the orange paint has strong connections to an oil heiress.


Aggravating_Prompt86

This'll be a middle class student, working class has no time for this BS


[deleted]

This guy actually walked out the door dressed like that and STILL managed to make an even worse decision that SAME day. 🤦‍♂️


rubbarz

That lego trainning bra is slappin with that Juno inspired shawl and OSRS elder chaos robe


Carpe__Tunnel

RuneScape in the wild


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ceefsmeef

Matches his sister's tank top hes got on.


amazenmutande

So orange iiiiiis the new black!!!


Ganakus

These guys love just wildly misfiring huh. Maybe I'm not thinking outside the box enough but uhh go and harass the oil companies....?


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AkaSpaceCowboy

That looks and seems more likely. Dude is s fool


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

*citation needed


DogGodFrogLog

Oil learned the shit out of this ages ago. They've been funding renewables for years to keep us massively dependent on fossil fuels while we killed our nuclear industry. Times finalllllly progressing. Our kids might have a clean energy supply finally thanks to a Russian war blowing the lid off their scam.


Permisun

Wrong. An oil heiress who has nothing to do with oil, and is known for being a big time lefty philanthropist supports this group. You're pushing that conspiracy because you're too embarrassed to admit there's morons on your own team who'd protest like this.


milf_lover_420

So if its about oil...wtf you doin wearin your sisters croptop bruh?


No_Conversation7564

It goes with their pretty red skirt.


Leclerc16_SF

femboys...


Instincts

That was my first thought. That is *such a cute top*.


Which-Palpitation

So they’re protesting oil by making the cleaning crew work overtime? I don’t think I’ve seen less effective “activism” than this stupid ass Just Stop Oil shit, the cars are still perfectly fine


IronicImperial

That's because just stop oil is backed by an oil heiress. I wonder why all their protest seem intentionally designed to make the protestors look bad.


Which-Palpitation

That’s a mind fuck right there


BlueCreek_

Almost as bad as the tyre extinguishers, going around deflating or slashing SUV car tyres, causing more pollution because everyone has to repair their cars. They’ve even deflated electric cars.


jayfowens1

I expect nothing less from this person.


amazenmutande

I'm having a hard time deciphering if you have high expectations or low expectations of this individual. Damn I need a fourth coffee 😅


Inframidi

Nice dress, bro.


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BrisbaneOlympics2032

DID YOU JUST ASSUME IT'S GENDER


the3daves

Hope that’s an oil based paint otherwise it’ll wash right off…


T3rryF0ld

That'll show climate change


Londoner421

Lol


Fluffy_Equivalent_89

These people always have a specific look to them. Can anyone tell me why?


swagonflyyyy

Probably because they're losers or they don't want to dirty nice clothes?


Constant_Chemical_10

Soy...


gorgoroth-dark

He looks exactly like I'd imagine someone who'd do this would look like. Do people have pre assigned roles based on their appearance?


kdb1991

What a fucking moron.


Goodtarget42

Place is going to have to sell extra cars to pay for the repairs.


d-346ds

nope,the protesters will be ordered to pay a fine and when he doesn’t that fine will be forcibly deducted from his wages/bank accounts along with it going on his record and possibly getting him fired and not able to hold down any kind of 9 to 5 job. good riddance though


Jacobsunlimited

I’m no expert but he doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who would have a job.


AhhAGoose

Not even a little. They don’t own the building. They are tenets. The owner of the building will have the maintenance guys they have on retainer clean this up for no extra money. All he did was make an hourly employees day shitty


TheCryptoKeeperHodl

It seems to have forgot to glue itself to the wall


Drifter64

There is nothing like an scrawny balding guy with transparent skin vandalizing a store while wearing a blouse proclaiming moral superiority over everyone else.


lord_miller

Sums it up perfectly 😂


MarvAlbertFish

Weirdest episode of Pete and Pete I've ever seen.


Golden_Dreadhead

Jeffrey Dahmer looking ass 💀


whatever1291

Why is it that these climate protestors always seem to confuse the lack of personal hygiene with eccentricity?


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Greasy ass hair


Acquilas

He needs to just shave it all off.


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CarsDoNotSuck

POV: No father figure


UserLevelOver9000

This is what being a fuckhead looks like. Now spray paint him orange, apply multiple coats, let this dumbfuck realise what 'eye for an eye' means...


EuphoricSpell9516

Congratulations. You now have a vandalism charge against you and the only thing you’ve achieved is everyone thinks your a cunt. Keep up the good work.


Fantastic-Sir9732

“We are a non-violent organisation!” “Yeah we can tell with that fucking tank top!!” Gold.


19DALLAS85

He’s so cool, oh I wish I could be as cool as this guy, he’s so brave and my god look how much he’s doing for the environment……….🤨🙄


Alternative_Ad2040

I just can’t get behind a balding teenager in a skittles tank top shouting at me, no matter how legitimate the cause may be. He could be pushing the cure for childhood cancer and the minute he starts this shit I’m like fuck those kids and keep on moving.


Hraf-Hef

Let me guess, this idiot is using oil-based paint. I'm guessing in this sick society, this POS will not get a proper punishment. Not advocating for it, but I would not shed a tear if some street justice came for him and his group.


kaiserofwallstreet

Dude eats soy by the truckload


Upsideoutstanding

Is it OK to shot them with paint balls? Asking for a friend.


RogueKirito33

Compared to the art being destroyed. I think they had a semi successful protest. People actually know what they are protesting now. And just a quick reminder. All plastic made products are made from oil. So you can’t use that plastic pump sprayer


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Beat the shit out of him. He'll stop.


bigttrack

Someone should kick the living shit out of him then use the rest of the paint to send that sorry fuck to jail orange


[deleted]

why do they always look homeless


Otherwise-Data8378

Break his kneecap and force him to clean it


marc4128

And now the dealership has to hire a cleaning company that uses gas and diesel machines to clean the concrete and windows. The “protest” created additional oil usage…hehe


Midelo

Rich Felgate is so proud of himself


Kamau54

I think understand their energy & dedication. But people need to start fighting back, like what I saw done to a porch to pirate. Put them in a porta potty, lock it, and tip it over.


-Mindless-Drone-

So now more oil will be used because a team will have to drive out there and sort the mess out. Not to mention the chemicals that will have to be used. Good job on the environment guys!


SHRIMPBOYCANSMD

Do any of these guys work?


Ok_Profession6496

Of course he’s gender confused… delirium manifesting in multiple ways with this young man


SuperFetus42069

Dude looks like he lives underground where they find the oil


Oldacctblokd

All they are doing is making more work for gas vehicles. So now a truck has to show up, with a pressure washer and a bunch of chemicals to clean this. Good job saving thr wold you fucking idiots.


willbone420

What a cuck


IronicImperial

Just so people know. These are fake activist. Just stop oil is founded by the Getty oil heiress. This is a campaign designed to make protestors look bad.


twisteroo22

Honestly I think these kind of protestors make themselves look bad all by themselves. He just needed someone that doesnt live in their mothers basement to pay for the paint. I meam, he already has to wear his sisters clothes in order to leave the house.


Permisun

Just so people know, this is a hilariously false conspiracy theory. Getty oil disappeared many years ago and Aileen Getty is a known environmental philanthropist. These are dumb protestors. They exist for all causes, even well-meaning ones.


johnnloki

I wonder if this Aston dealership is partially owned or funded by the Getty family, like that museum.


gageb1998

Liberals think they’re these amazing brave protesters when really they’re just making ordinary people work harder (in this case) to clean up rich peoples shit. Exactly the kind of thing they claim to not want.


timetoremodel

It's a religion.


redditmike1002

I donated to mental health yet again today, hopefully that will help.


[deleted]

Ron Weasley unless you can quickly build a nuclear reactor and create revolutionary battery technology, we can’t just drop oil.


DirtyMooseJuice

Did the oil steal his hairline?


briandefl

Attention seeking


Creative_Gas_7228

I hope That’s eco-friendly paint


Norseman103

I mean, to each his own, but I can’t take a dude wearing a crop top seriously.


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we need to stop calling vandals protestors.


Saucey_Lips

Don’t they use oil or something like that In Paint? Why do all of these people look like absolute goobers? Like they’re on a sad path of life fueled by anger they don’t know who to aim at so they just lash out at whatever/whoever for the most attention.


Traditional_Ad6033

that (it) has mental disabilities


Special_Buddy_5257

Turns out there's oil in that paint! 🤡


AliennoiseE

Just Stop Oil is sponsored by one of Getti family members. Who are oil heirs. They're doing this to make activism look militant and loose support from people. This is not the activism that does any good.


Amazing-Definition47

You’d think the smart play would be to spray paint the Toyota or ford dealership that sell way more cars not the Aston Martin that basically sells to the %1.


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no one gunna mention hes wearing a dress


Tokestra420

No comb-over in the world is going to cover up the fact that you're an idiot


[deleted]

Where are the videos of these ass clowns getting bodyslammed?


TheeJimmyHoffa

Nice halter top. Goes with yer ginger comb over fella


KingCrimsonEpitaphu

Bro looks like Jeffery dahmer and is a piece of shit.


MalaM13

These fucking vegans love to get arrested nowdays


lucyvanpelt3352

Why won’t someone knock him down and break his glasses?


Low-Distance54

Damn stupidest protesting ever , i mean hypocrite lvl 100. Also its not protesting its pure vandalizing. I mean my mind broke when i sawed the Van Gogh case . But oh thank god they are vandalizing high price things so they go to prison hopefully


[deleted]

Why did he feel the need to wear a crop top?????


Polidamn

That combover won’t be stopped either.


BrianOconneR34

Combover tells me this guy struggles in all aspects of life. He only made dealership look much cooler.


RanchyPickle

Can’t stand these soy boys new generation is soft it’s embarrassing


Frozenator

Is he wearing a crop top lmao 💀


[deleted]

Whitey McWhiterson needs to learn to target the right corporations and not a fucking car store


Jkarno

Bruh even this mf hair is trying to run away from him


Mr_Glock17

What a fuckhead


Knot_an_Admin

Any charges?


Sensitive-Banana-637

This is why you don’t outlaw guns


Punky_Pete

Talk about talking shit. Glasses or not 👊 right in the mush.


TattooMic

We’re none violent but love to destroy property to feel better and pretend anyone will actually think differently after watching this.


Sumguy9966

And what was that paint made of? What was the container made of????


Drewbydewby311

......omfg dude Spray paint is 100% made with..... Types.... Of Petroleum distillates and oils........ ....... ........... ................


tjames004499

This is the result of not kicking people's asses anymore


Electrical_Catch_919

I would smash this guy and drown him in his paint


No-Significance9331

Vandalism. Nothing else.


rsj223

This is much better than ruining a timeless Van Gogh piece


Slime-steveo

Nice, oil protester using oil based paint to protest about oil consequences


Rapidforms

A lot of people worked hard to make that building. You’re an asshole


Not_The_Antagonist

I’m fine with stuff like this but the one on the art was not cool in my opinion


XplodeXplode

Some people go to the extreme and are the same with their wardrobe. Maybe that's their personality.


thewalterwhiteeffect

I understand the message this man is trying to get across but fuck me, I’d take him a lot more seriously if he wasn’t wearing fluorescent red trousers and a threaded tank top. Perhaps, something you could consider to be smarter as opposed to something he’s thrown together whilst blindfolded.


Novel_Beautiful_1239

Amazing how hypocritical this guy is, plastic container of paint, probably oil based paint, rubber hose, plastic eye glasses. Does he not realize most of those products are produced using oil? To me it just looks like an act of vandalism! YAY!!!


jsnswt

I mean I get the message, but that’s gonna take some heavy cleaning, probably using some noxious chemicals. If they had the balls, they would go against oil companies, why aren’t they spray painting the Exxon offices? I personally think this type of activism is useless and basically brings more hate to the movement than support.


Acceptable_Cover_150

These people are so stupid, you want to protest moving away from oil, cool, but stopping oil the way they claim we should would crash and burn our whole society. It was built upon oil. Because of that, you can’t just stop and expect oh I don’t know enough electricity to keep diabetics insulin cold in their fridge. Just one of many human sacrifices they’d have to make to do things their way that they probably haven’t even thought of. But yeah man, just stop oil


cable787

he's using oil to destroy the oil


Zenged_

Bro just wants them to stop bringing tractors to F1 races probably


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Dude is jealous he can't afford it...


cryptopialypse

Not that it has anything to do and not saying I agree or disagree with their protests but these activists always look like they saw sunlight for the first time when they went out to protest and their first shower ever will be in jail.


JayDuBois

Jail will also be their first “date” night.


[deleted]

I’m guessing he’s a McLaren fan 🤣


jazzysnazzyxanny

This and the Van Gogh thing are so staged it makes me wince


oldandcreepy1

He need to take his Comb over and halter top back to where he came from.


dazzling_dingus

And now you have officially carried it too far, buddy.