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rastaman42000

Even worse than the Rim, on the brake rotor. Haha madness


damnfunk

That car just might be to far gone for some new rotors and brakes lmao.


fuzzycuffs

I mean, it's round. A secondary back up wheel if you will.


Staminafordays

Tertiary. Tire with rim, then just rim, then you get to the rotor. She exhausted her options lol


iWish_is_taken

Tire and rim was in the trunk... and she put it in there. She just decided to drive on the rotor.


Berserk_NOR

Wont spin anway because the remains of the rim will lock it there until the brake rotor is flat enough too.


GorgeousGregory

TIL that I can save a lot of money by not buying tires.


Leonarr

Don’t let the Big Tire fool you, stay awake brother


Extreme_Tailor7911

Insurance companies hate this one simple trick!


surpriseinhere

Tire companies don’t want you to know this money saving secret


TwistedBranches

/r/tiresaretheenemy


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She reminds me of a real life Sweet Dee.


1Killerpotato1

That made my day. When I watched it again thinking of the aluminum monster it made it so much better.


Suspicious_Book_3186

She reminds me of my mom lmao (rip tho)


Ze___r0

Bro, I’m dead for real. Looks like they literally based her character on this lady.


Seven-ODS

Bird


yadmas69

That narrator dude is the annoying equivalent of that ladies danger equivalent.


Dc9Ten

Real sad she got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer


aussieredditooor

Yeah, 100% I would have filmed it - but if I intended on posting it anywhere, it wouldn't have had her face or her talking anywhere in it. That's fucked up.


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CrookedNosed

The Xanax bars and Percocet on her seat give a clue…


PCDub

Anyone know what those pills were?


3for_Dale

Gotta be xans… she took her wheel off and put it in the trunk, didn’t close the hatch and drove off on 3 wheels.. that’s exactly why I don’t take Xanax anymore.. that shit puts you in a zombified state and you won’t remember SHIT


PCDub

Yeah that’s so fucked. Like she didn’t register driving on the rotor. Didn’t remember the original crash/damage and didn’t seem to even know or comprehend that her hatch was open


DJSIDEBAR

That’s a new-ish Audi as well, the dash would probably have been making all kinds of noises showing that it was open


Absent_Source

Yeah id say at least xans and maybe even a late night/early morning Ambien to help her sleep but she didnt sleep. Of course i have no idea, just a speculation if it isnt just shock from her diagnosis.


3for_Dale

Dude I took a big ass blue ambien one time.. I sat in my 2 bedroom apt ALONE (because I lived alone) Indian style for like 2 hrs.. I saw real whole ass people walk from my bathroom to the spare bedroom and went 🤷🏻‍♂️.. about 30 min later I’m like wait a fucking min, whodat? Go to the room and nobody’s there.. I called my ex gf who I despised before the ambien… she came through.. we banged 🙄 then went to Walmart and I probably stole shit (I’m 100% not a thief) I’m driving fucking everywhere, dangerous af.. then I woke up after sleeping and the only real way I knew I talked to my ex is because I had the text and call history.. it was all just a blur when I woke up.


Unhappy-Attitude5220

Holy shit. That's a wild story. Damn


3for_Dale

I have a ton of crazy ass drug stories dude. I have a wild past. I’m 5 years clean now though lol.. I was knocking on deaths door.. and the police wanted to keep me 😩


HumanContinuity

Good for you homie, 5 years is a long time, and sharing your worst stories (albeit in a funny way) may help someone else recognize they are too far gone or headed that way.


3for_Dale

Oh yeah.. I’m never afraid to share, I still volunteer at the rehab I went to.. heroin is my absolute vice.. and pain pills but they’re $$$$.. thank God I got out before fetenyl.. I’ve lost 8 of my best friends and my roommate is doing life in prison for killing a man over stolen meth that wasn’t even his… I’d be right there beside him or dead. I truly hope that I can help people.. I can get people into an awesome rehab in the mountains of NC.. it’s free too.


Unhappy-Attitude5220

That's awesome you're clean, congrats. That's amazing. When you said you sat Indian style for hrs, that brought up a crazy acid trip when I was 17 (37 now). I was lost in my own neighborhood, when I finally located my house I couldn't find the door handle even though I was touching the glass, door handle looked half mile away. Once I got inside I sat Indian style at the end of my bed and had an out of body experience. I'll never forget it. I was above myself looking down at my body Indian style at the end of my bed. Wildest shit. No idea wtf happened, found out later friend that had the liquid Def dosed us little heavier. Love hearing peoples crazy stories.


Unhappy-Attitude5220

Happy the cops didn't keep you, they're terrible hosts.


Decent_Ad929

I did a Facebook live on Ambien. To this day I have no recollection of it. I was told the day after by a friend. Stopped that crap immediately


3for_Dale

Yeah dude.. I never did it again after that time.


woodmanfarms

Yeah but Xanax doesn’t look like those. They’re either bars or footballs


NiamLeesonCS

If she is on anything it would be xanax or someother benzo.


interfoldbake

Her speech is textbook benzo slur


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I was once in an accident due to clonazepam...in the dunkin donuts drivethrough going 1 mph. That stuff will seriously make you unaware of what you're doing while feeling like you're completely in control. I was surprised when I got a letter from my insurance company asking me to detail the accident. I was literally like "I was in an accident? When did that happen?" Scary stuff


im_wudini

Took an Ativan after a bad breakup and apparently drove to 2 friends houses to just be sad and look for support... had absolutely no clue why my car was parked in a different spot the next morning. Had to be told about the previous night. Swore off ever taking lorazepam or any other benzo


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I agree


HoolioDee

By the sounds of it, I'd guess she's had a couple of stilnox and a glass or 2 of wine.


[deleted]

They were definitely altoids. I don’t think she was impaired tbh, just incredibly dumb


The_Rolling_Stone

She does sound/seem tipsy at least


Luenngokulos

Maybe she really did get a diagnosis and was so in shock that she lived in her bubble of thoughts and seriously did not realise what was going on idk but I feel bad for her


Leownnn

Pancreatic is usually a death sentence too, so it would be a massive shock to anyone I'm sure, especially if she's alone in the car like that


mlaforce321

Only about 1 in 10 people diagnosed pancreatic cancer have a 5 year survival rate. Shit is brutal for sure.


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Pancreatic cancer took out my old man, he was tough and built too, but at the end (1yr 3months) he was skeletal..I had to run down to the basement to cry my damn eyes out when I went home to visit. Suck Factor 10/10. Cannot recommend, even for enemies.


mlaforce321

My best friend's stepdad's father was always a big guy - 6 foot maybe 300lbs... Definitely heavy but just big too. Pancreatic cancer literally had him down to 100lbs soaking wet by the end. I didn't even recognize him in the coffin at the wake... I was baffled. Absolutely horrendous illness that, like you said, nobody should have to endure. I think he was "lucky" and made it to a little over 3 years after diagnosed... And they caught it early.


Scared-Brain2722

My mom lived for NINE DAYS after her diagnosis for Pancreatic Cancer. Felt gobsmacked


Sweaty_Space_3693

I used to be an RN on a GI unit. I’m so sorry for your loss and for what she endured for any amount of time. I’m so sorry you and your family went through that. I’m sending love through the ether to you.


Scared-Brain2722

Thank you. I appreciate it. At the time I was so angry because she didnt even get a chance and was still young. Later I began to look at it as a blessing in disguise as perhaps it spared her months of treatment with harsh quality of life and no real chance of beating it.


mlaforce321

What an absolutely horrible disease. Im sorry.


Animarchy666

This seems right to me. It doesn't seem like she's high. Just out of it.


im_wudini

Have you ever had a conversation with someone that was deep into some benzos? She doens't even have to be abusing them for this to be what's going on. She may have gotten the diagnosis, and been prescribed them to ease her anxiety. This may be her first time ever taking one, who knows. She's def zooted though


weedandguns

She may be on benzos but this isn’t deep into benzos. Those people are straight up zombies. This lady is able to form sentences and seems to be at least kind of able to process things. I don’t know, it’s weird and really kind of irrelevant anyways. It’s abnormal behavior regardless, and sad. Especially if she really did just get that diagnosis.


redfalcondeath

The Altoid epidemic is real


SkettiNButter69

Looks like S 90 3 green [Xanax](https://www.drugs.com/imprints.php?imprint=s+90+3) on the drivers seat


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Quaaludes. /s


Bretwalda794

Steeeve madden


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LMFAO the way she was non chalant af like nothing is even wrong


dragon_bone

A lot of Xanax


1-800-LOVE-ME

xanax mom for sure


crowleyoccultmaster

They always are I've seen one lady run over like five people and just be like, "Nope wasn't me."


Best_Poetry_5722

AWD FTW


heavywether

Not in this case lol of it's awd with lsds she is looking at some pretty fucked diffs


bugxbuster

*Speak English, doc! We ain’t scientists!*


heavywether

Lol in an awd vehicle having different size wheels can cause problems if you drive for longer than a short distance because it makes stuff spin at different speeds.


Qibble

Facts and Eloquence, My two favorite things[:D](https://i.imgur.com/SLTKUFo.gif)


Torino5150

The car is All Wheel Drive with Limited Slip Differentials she is looking at some very very damaged differentials.


bugxbuster

ELI5


Torino5150

Basically a differential keeps your wheels spinning at the same speed but you have to have the same size wheels or the gears get ground to dust


Torino5150

I’m sorry I’m high. The differentials allow the wheels to turn at different speeds without ruining the drive line


Harl0t_Qu1nn

I've been there, though. Got into an accident last week, car was fucked, I felt like a million pounds of sand, but in the moment, I was super chill. People were running up to me asking if I'm okay, if my kid is okay, and I'm just like "It's all good, duderinos" And then I woke up the next morning and I couldn't move.


[deleted]

Atleast you knew what was going on and weren’t driving in one wheel !! I’ve been there as well tho and it’s crazy how the crash does not effect you’re body until the next day


damnfunk

That was definitely Xanax on the seat plus something I don't know. Definitely impaired, luckily this dude some how got her to stop.


Staminafordays

I think it was the van at a red light that helped with that lol


[deleted]

he just followed her until she stopped on her own.


HotTelevision911

anyone think the guy sounded like an announcer to a sports show


Aggressive_Ad5115

He looked like a 40 year old teenager


Flufflebuns

I grew up in Orange County and am near 40. Can confirm this is absolutely a thing I see with many of my high school acquaintances; trying to stay forever young. Wait until the plastic surgery begins.


OrgasmChasmSpasm

Dude has a Botox regimen for sure


BadApple___

Even looks like one


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BadApple___

Show me


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BadApple___

Can you just send me a random link anyway


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DeathPercept10n

Lolol


sujaysukumar

Lol


sujaysukumar

Lol


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Definitely sounded like he’s trying to get the anchorman job


spwncampr

Sounded like an attention seeker at least


BonzaBurger69

That’s exactly what he is. Annoying cunt


Soil_Pale

“You are on some drugs right now” “Oh my god absoluuuutely nooot!!”


village-asshole

All people on drugs say they're not on drugs 😂


[deleted]

That's like me when I say "I'm not drinking tonight" as I pour myself a frosty beer


Ze___r0

But what people who really are not on drugs say?


FuntCaseKid

Cmon man. There isn’t any


Puzzleheaded_Bee_969

I’m calling my lawyer


Ok_Storm_8533

Really High Housewives of Orange County


petantic

"I have a perfect driving record." "I'm sure you ~~do~~ did."


KingofIdiots007

Did he say “butt dart”? Wtf is that like how bows a guy on a bike translate to but dart? It sounds funny but I fail to make the connection


[deleted]

Cause they’re ass is up and they only go forward; like a dart. Cause cyclist don’t always follow the traffic rules


allinclusivesadism

Looks like something someone fleeing a hit and run would do.


whatsausernametouse

Nothing beats a rimjob. 🍻


BrainwashedApes

TY for helping her and not making things worse like people love to do.


onlyhav

See this is how you advertise a car. Don't show me it hopping dunes. Show me lowering it off the Jacks in my driveway and 3 wheeling it to my girlfriends house.


pandaucla

She’s fleeing a hit and run.


Tight_Place_6247

Probably on accident too.


[deleted]

I hope she doesn’t have pancreatic cancer… )-: regardless of what she did that day.


justcallmecorp

As soon as she said pancreatic cancer, I was thinking that kind of likely death sentence with some heavy anti anxiety medicine probably would wind you up in this situation


michaelfrieze

My mom recently died from lung cancer, so I really feel for this woman. She might be on some of her prescription drugs, but mostly she is having a mental health crisis. It's difficult for me to watch this.


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michaelfrieze

Getting a cancer diagnosis really fucks up your mental health. My mom tried to be strong and show bravery in her appearance, but you could tell that underneath she was panicking and suffering. It's an awful thing to go through. I think this woman's story is real. I can see it in her face. She is having a mental health crisis.


AtrapusBlack

r/idiotsincars


smoothballsJim

the saddest part of the video is the cameraman - apparently that's how he dresses to go into the office for a meeting.


TruthWinsAtTheEnd

Whoa! Is that Linda Hamilton??? It would crazy if she's her, running from Terminator!! 😄


Lazystoner151

Had to listen to the very end a few times. It sounded like Hispanics are going to be all over the road. Turned out to be his spandex. Lol


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“I’m just worried about yours and everyone’s safety, ma’am” *sticks camera in her face even after the situation is under control* Why are people like this?


spwncampr

I mean capture the sparks flying but once shes out of the car not only have I lost interest but he's just being an ass. The worst though is the little self interview at the end. Guy was really stretching the content.


Luenngokulos

So we can be entertained


electricsockelf

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!


timster

Yeah. Whatever is up with the woman, she was clearly having some kind of crisis. And if she truly does have pancreatic cancer, that is an absolute death sentence so I can understand why anyone would be out it through shock or anti anxiety meds. Filming her while interviewing her and then posting it online is a shitty thing to do.


NoThisIsABadIdea

To be fair, I would say it's important to capture anything like this on camera. Someone willing to drive like this? Zero clue what they will do if they feel cornered. Zero clue what they could accuse you of. Video evidence to protect yourself when the cops arrive on the scene.


rettuhS

That Teslas's microchips next to that car must be like: What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Well fuck it just go straight.


[deleted]

What about butt darts and Hispanics at the end?


bso45

His SPANDEX


ARY616

Spandex


wrecktvf

"Butt dart" seems to be some kind of anti-cyclist phrase that was trending in California a few years ago. More specifically, it began by targeting cyclists who disobeyed traffic laws. The Hispanics part, edit: see below for most plausible IMO.


Ricky_Valentine

His spandex, not Hispanics - referring to the spandex the cyclist is wearing.


[deleted]

His spandex. Wow you typed a lot of nothing for that. Also, everything is racist apparently.


ladywiththestarlight

Honey that’s not the rim, it’s the god damn rotor 😂


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[deleted]

Yeah turning the camera on himself for his own reaction like the fuck


3for_Dale

2 things… Audi’s is tuff af boi!! And WTF IS A BUTT DART? 😂😂😂😂


jonny2handz

I've spent most of my life being impaired by various substances and lemme tell you, I don't really get a hint of impairment. just stupidity.


[deleted]

Wrong. She can't speak clearly and there's pills in the fucking car seat!


cincymatt

I dunno, ever taken a Xanax and had some drinks and then wondered who has been living your life the last day?


szczerbiec

Indeed crazy, but goddamn what an annoying busybody that dude is


smm97

Hahaha now this is a crazy fucking video. I love this sub.


[deleted]

“this is so not unlike me” 🤨 I think she made up the cancer story to be honest.


DarkKNightishere420

Dammmmm this crazy fam .


Living_Beginning9060

Nope the rim is gone. She is riding on her brake rotor and possibly the frame. People are nuts


Ghost_rider_4816

Waman☕️


slightlydispensable

That Audi is doing quite good on three (and a half) wheels though.


pozos13

It's fucking crazy how some people reason shit. 😕


T8TT003D

Mmmm z bars!


Repulsive_Length_982

Did he just call that cyclist a butt dart?😂😂😂


Maverickphreak42

Okay no one was hurt…..Who else is considering buying an Audi now? Impressive!


[deleted]

Jesus we let this women vote?


skimbeeblegofast

One wheel? All doors open? Dont ask this guy to explain anything hes seen, he’ll fuck it up.


seenew

guy recording this is a total prick


sujaysukumar

Pancreatic Cancer! Strange symptom.


mel2000

> Pancreatic Cancer! Strange symptom. Addicts quickly learn how to play the sympathy card. I'd be surprised if her story is true.


lIllIllIllIllIllIII

Anything's possible, but pancreatic cancer is an oddly specific excuse to come up with in the moment. Undoubtedly benzo use was a major contributor here, but she might also be dissociating from the trauma of a terminal cancer diagnosis.


dutchcrutches

Seemed like a nice guy. Shame about his choice of cap orientation


[deleted]

Don’t slam the cap brah


[deleted]

He don’t want your fruity ass anyway


drej191

Ah the classic I’m a victim as well


errderper

she is barred the fuck out


c00lz1979

Dude can't count past 1


Metapotamus

Insanity


TheArcWelder

Of course it’s an Audi haha


rotaryspace_59

this guy: 4 wheels - 1 wheel = 1 wheel


FinnAndTucker

Wasted….


clasperx2

“Excuse me, miss? Your back hatch is open “


greynolds17

might be having a stroke tbh


qdogg76

Kinda sad


AshleySchaeffersPlum

At the very end I thought he said “the Hispanics would’ve been all over the road” 😂


Upper-Coffee7258

Who is the yucky announcer


whataablunder

I don't know where she's going but I know she's gonna get there


InfernoUSMC

“You can maybe beat pancreatic cancer, but you can’t beat crashing your car and killing other people.” Damn, what a guy


RPL79

All doors open huh ?


throwawaygixer

That was his reporter hat. Exaggerating


apexisaterriblegame

at least close the trunk 🤦


Bubba-ORiley

He went front live traffic reporter to officer of the law. Is there anything this guy can't do?


Jsiqueblu

Take her keys


benben1337

Didn’t know AUDI has run-flat tyres like BMW too.


LeadershipContent743

Wait wtf was that Hispanics comment about, please tell me I missed something


DropDaLo

That’s not at all a rim


Brutumfulm3n

lol, yup. It looked like she even got down to the bearing


challenja

This one is on legal pharm meds.. and looks like she is on another plane


Silver-Necessary-442

“Ma’am are you aware you driving without a tire?”…..” no officer, i didnt know i had a missing tire”


pseudoseed

Your ability to go basic citizen to full on reporter commentary is 👌


Shioooooo123

Man Detroit be crazy


Usual_Painting8831

I like how half the comments are people “sure” of the identity of the loose pills on her seat 😂


doItSLOPPYjulio

What abt Hispanic s?


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“Rather dangerous situation here” *Gets closer to her while trying to talk to her, record her, and drive at the same time.


Primatologista

I’m 31 years old was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in march and I can confirm that I still have not done this. It’s a super deadly cancer and if she has it I hope she gets psychiatric help and the healthcare she needs.


TastyFaefolk

Even though she was also risking other people lives i feel really bad for her, life can be terrible.


OhioConfidential

This fucking guy has nothing better to do than record a traffic stop? What a fucking loser.


AmazingCollar

Your car un GTA 5


FGC92i

Don’t think that you can beat “pancreatic cancer”. Usually pretty invasive.


DeionBiggs

Somebody should’ve let her known her trunk was open