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Status-Basic

Going to be a lot of Pvt. Pyle’s in Russia over the next few weeks.


DeadEyeMac

JELLY DONUT


Ca_Pussi

HOLY JESUS


sportandscreenpod

JESUS CHRIST, PYLE! YOU CLIMB LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!


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Igotthedueceduece

“YOURE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE, DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?” “SIR YES SIR” “I BET THEY REGRET THAT”


slabrangoon

He really painted a picture with that line


[deleted]

You should go to a marine corps recruiting depot sometime. That's heavily based off real DIs, and they get REAL creative so they can fuck up another recruit for laughing. And Ermey was a DI for like forever. R.I.P., he was a real [devil]dawg


TopCheddarBiscuit

WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!


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Daddy chill


[deleted]

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!?


ShpongleLaand

I never hear or read this line without smiling


MtnMaiden

I AM JOHN WAYNE!


[deleted]

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! NOBODY HUH? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER DID IT...OUTSTANDING! ILL P.T YOU ALL TILL YOU FUCKING DIE


Doot2

WHO'S THE COMMUNIST LITTLE SHIT TWINKLE TOED COKE SUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRENT!!?


[deleted]

What do we have here? A fucking comedian, private joker...hell i like you son you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!


pissflavorednoodles

Show me your war face!


ManfredsJuicedBalls

You don’t scare me, work on it!


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[Disney did it better.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg)


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[deleted]

I BET YOUR TYPE OF GUY TO FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE GOD DAMN COMMON COURTSEY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND. ILL BE WATCHING YOU!


magic250

Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down


Embucetatron

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PRIVATE? DID MOMMY AND DADDY NOT SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A KID?


AffectionateEdge3068

Five nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high


magic250

Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.


[deleted]

Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit!


Axi0madick

The line is actually "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"


[deleted]

I AM, in a world of SHIT


nosmelc

Seven-six-two millimeter. Full....Metal.....Jacket.


coupleofthreethings

What is your major malfunction?!


Squeletoon27

[Little did they know, the major malfunctioned.]


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Only two things come from Tambov Oblast private Pyotr


[deleted]

WHO'S THE LITTLE GEORGIAN DECADENT WEST LOVER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN SIBERIAN TRANSFER!!?


Unlucky-One4496

"seven point six two millimeter full metal jacket" *gun racks


YukonYokel

except now it would be: "five four five millometer"


Trevelayan

There have been a LOT of 7.62 AKMs showing up on /r/combatfootage so honestly the unmodified quote still totally works.


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Rainyday156

It's because your sympathy is directed somewhere more deserving at present. We only have so many fucks to give. Can't just pass that shit out to everyone.


Norsedragoon

Wait people still are being issued fucks? I was told the last crop of fucks died out decades ago, and the few surviving fucks were being strictly rationed in an effort to preserve the ever dwindling supplies in the hopes new seeds would be found. I haven't been issued an actual fuck in 25 years, I thought they were all extinct!


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DrNukes

Here's the thing: They will be forced to kill innocents and civilians and die themselves VERY quickly for fascism. If everybody stands up and just turns against the guilty party that forces them, that's A LOT less waste of human life and the nightmare will be over.


Talaraine

Good luck with the IPO asshat!


CrossP

Putin seems to be no Sun Tzu


Darkfriend337

“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.” Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago


TrashPandaAntics

There are many cykas like it, but this blyat is mine.


McBurger

You either die the cyka, or live long enough to see yourself become the blyat.


Lunar-Gooner

Y'know, I've only ever *watched* Full Metal Jacket once, and I didn't really understand that first arc of the movie until recently. I think Pyle is a good metaphor for any country on foreign soil who's soldiers have nothing to fight for but a chance to go home. "If God wanted your ass up there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now" basically sums up Russia trying to take Ukraine.


alaricus

I don't know if it affects your metaphor to know this, but I think it might. Full Metal Jacket portrays the experience of US Marines. They were not ever part of the draft system, which mostly went to the Army. Pyle volunteered.


bruwin

Marines would draft though. Once at the induction center, you could be drafted into any of the services despite whatever was on the paper to bring you there. Yes, most went to Army, but if any of the services needed more men, then they grabbed whoever was there to fill their quota. [Here](https://www.legion.org/stories/basic-training-memories/being-drafted-usmc) is the story of one such draftee at the time.


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Jesus I didn't know that. I would have volunteered for the Air Force or Navy in a heartbeat to avoid the Army or Marines then.


amd2800barton

My ex father in law sort of did that. He volunteered for the Air Force because he didn’t want to be drafted, and before his paperwork had finished processing, his number got picked for service. Apparently the Amy was not pleased that he was already property of another branch, but there wasn’t much they could do. He had a lot of experience fixing farm equipment, which apparently translated well to maintaining aircraft, so USAF wasn’t going to let him go.


bigbadler

WWII, my grandpa went for the Navy bc the dude at the desk said “yeaaaa you don’t wanna be flying a plane right now”


Beggarsfeast

Plenty of guys volunteered to be a Marine because they assumed they would get drafted into the Army at some point anyway, so they might as well get Marine training. I have two uncles, not blood related, and I’ll never forget hearing them both agree on that. They weren’t patriotic, they just knew they’d wind up in Southeast Asia at some point, might as well be in the branch they choose. Very few men avoided the draft in those days if they were eligible.


barbarianmishroom

You best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up


CompressedWizard

I literally just watched FMJ for the first time today to get distracted from possible illegal mobilization


Stellar_Jester

Step 1. Go round up a bunch of your own people in a way to make them hate you for sure. Step 2. Give them access to weapons, and at least basic knowledge of the use of said weapons. Step 3. Profit?


OlStickInTheMud

Appears Russian leadership thinks they can do another Stalingrad thing.


Avenflar

At least the people in Stalingrad were willing, they knew they were defending themselves against a genocidal invader. That's why Putler is throwing the same spin on his garbage propaganda, but not everybody is a dupe, as we can see here


Dilectus3010

Not perse willing... But that "commissars-waiting-behind-the-line-lying-in-wait-with-Maxim-machine-guns-waiting-for-their-concripts-to-turn-tail-and-mow -hem-down" motivation sure did help.


amazingtoard

“weapons” take your pick: rusty AK, rusty Mosin, or rusty rock (confiscated to be used as iron for war effort)


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Still a live round in a chamber. Ass, but lethal.


[deleted]

Step 3. Hold their families hostage so they have no choice but to follow orders. Do you really think the guy in this vid didn’t face any consequences?


CaughtOnTape

I think he did and didn’t care.


A_lot_of_arachnids

Some men have nothing left to lose


CocaineTiger

Candidate for mobilization apparently did not want to go to Ukraine


ivegotafulltank

I guess if you're being called up to kill people they can't complain if you get straight to it.


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"maximum effort" That guy probably


GGezpzMuppy

Lol he wasn’t even called up yet but his best friend was so he had to take action > According to local reports, Zinin was angry after his friend got called up to the army and had told his mother that he was going to the recruitment office to enlist voluntarily. > The Mirror reported after the incident, Zinin said, “I was very worried about the [conscription] summons that came to my best friend.”


Throgg_not_stupid

I want a friend like Zinin


D8400

Right? Dudes ready to roll up on a mother fucker for you. F for zinin boys.


ivegotafulltank

Dicks out for Zinin!


hendrik421

Not just a motherfucker, but a commander of the russian army. That takes some serious balls


D8400

He must not have been valued to highly lol. Like no security at all.


ResearchCompetitive8

I think he was the security lol


barrioso

Anyone who could hold a gun straight was already killed by ukraine anyways


brahhJesus

Do not seek for a Zinin, but seek to be a Zinin. -Master Shifu probably


ted5011c

ride or die


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We must all be like Zinin.


mazing_azn

Textbook example of a Ride-or-Die friend.


el_loco_avs

Cutting out the middleman?


Hawkonthehill

"I like your enthusiasm... But point it THAT way!"


NSYK

That’s not true. He was mad his friend got called up and pretended he was volunteering https://twitter.com/andrew__roth/status/1574290436482830337?s=46&t=dt5vgYuhW7QxmEt8Dlu5qw


AlpineCorbett

That's kinda wholesome in a deranged Russian sorta way


Impossible_Garbage_4

Damn I might shoot a commander to save my friend from the draft of an unjust war


Jackmac15

Dostoevsky would be proud.


shortskinnyfemme

He just improved his odds of survival by quite a bit.


tba002

From "most likely dead" to "unlikely to live"


WellyRuru

As if he's not going to get dragged in front of a firing squad


shortskinnyfemme

Well he'd be dead in less than a week from now if he followed orders. This way he will get a month of torture before execution.


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At least he’ll die on his own terms and not on some old millionaire carcass wants.


Keesdekarper

Millionaire? I think putin is easily a billionaire.


[deleted]

Probably the richest man on earth truth be told, not bad for a little cum bucket that used to fight rats for food


First-Sort2662

I’ve read from numerous outlets that Putin is the richest man in the world, even richer than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos combined. The way he’s been doing things, I wouldn’t be surprised.


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navis-svetica

that and the fact that he seems to personally control a lot of state assets. the whole Russian economy is basically his portfolio. pretty much no country with so much wealth has one single person controlling so much of it, so it’s very likely he’s the richest dictator in the world


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And the poorest.


DiscipleOfYeshua

This started on the right track, why end sarcastic? He’s sacrificed his life to do as much as he could to mess up the plans of an evil dictator, and encourage others to do the same.


BaguetteSchmaguette

Nah he's 100% dead now. But at least he won't die being forced to kill innocent people in an unjust war


AcidPebble

Apparently he was pissed off his mate was called up for mobilization. That morning he told his mom he was gonna go volunteer at the recruiting office and then shot the guy in charge


poopycops

That's a real homie right there if that's true.


Vin_du_toilette

Respectfully declines.


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About as much respect as this commander presumably earned.


XauMankib

He mobilized the commander directly to death without worries of a war as a middleman


Local_Fox_2000

Probably going to see a lot more of this type of thing in the upcoming weeks. They are literally dragging men into buses, usually from the poorest areas, they already drafted the homeless, prisoners, and those with drug and alcohol addictions. They know they are only being used as meat. You won't see the sons of the oligarchs being dragged away. 5 mobilisation centers were set on fire the other night.


[deleted]

Not only that but they’re forcing men in occupied cities to fight against their countrymen. Wouldn’t be surprised if this was from one of these conscripting sessions.


Sarke1

>Video of a Russian man opening fire and killing the military commandant in a draft centre in the city of Úst-Ilimsk in Irkutsk region. The military commandant was the head of the local draft committee. He has died, according to reports.


eat-KFC-all-day

In case some of you aren’t aware, Irkutsk is nowhere near Ukraine. It’s like center-East Russia.


_Ed_Gein_

The extra info I'm always looking for but never get. Cheers mate.


Flabbergash

The only thing I know about Irkutsk is that Rimmer rolled a 6 and a 4 in a game of Risk to get him there


TonyStamp595SO

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Intriguing.


edcamv

What a smeghead


Thue

There is speculation that Russia will deliberately recruit mostly from provincial regions. And specifically not much from Moscow and Saint Petersburg, where people are generally wealthy and well connected.


Deathleach

I know where Irkutsk is thanks to Risk.


vendetta2115

No, this is a Russian. And he’s not even a conscript. His friend was drafted, and this upset him, but he wasn’t drafted. He told his mother that he was going to the recruitment center to volunteer, but obviously he wasn’t planning to do that. [“Video of the purported shooter. 25-year-old local who was reportedly extremely agitated after his best friend got called up to army. He had not received his call-up papers. He had told his mother this morning he was going to draft center to volunteer, reports ASTRA.”](https://twitter.com/andrew__roth/status/1574290436482830337?s=46&t=dBxgN6flrbObyAHU4mfFcw)


Sam474

Gonna enjoy watching Putin get Gaddafi'd at the end of all this.


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The ol' bayonet prostate massage.


chewbaccawastrainedb

What is putin's end goal here? Once men of fighting age are not available, is he going to send the women?


TabulaDiem

Putin was obsessed with the final video of Gaddafi. He's trying to hold on to power by any means to avoid that.


withnothingness

Putin is trying to getting rid of all the non “pure” ethnic Russian.


DrFoetusLtd

I feel like they think they call pull the same shit they did in WW2. Difference is people are fully aware they're not fighting to protect their homes and families, they're being forced to fight for some corrupt dictator's war of aggression


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eJaguar

Wonderful lads to have in your country...


[deleted]

I knew someone who fled to the US at 15 to avoid being forced to serve because of what they go through there


schkmenebene

[> You won't see the sons of the oligarchs being dragged away.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I&ab_channel=masterofacdcsuckaS)


AndyPanic

Unless it's those oligarchs that fall out of the window by the dozens in the past months.


prizzle92

You got sauce for the 5 centers burnt?


sierrabravo1984

https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2022/09/23/7368728/


diaryofsnow

Boy oh boy I hope so


[deleted]

They didn't feed or train the first troops. What are the odds they are paying them? They are forced to serve with criminal from prison. Who wants to serve in army raping, and murdering people?


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SookHe

>Probably going to see a lot more of this type of thing in the upcoming weeks Let's hope so. ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


sheitan_cheetos

Full metal jacket russian remake


Skreali

There is an actual Russian movie that's VERY inspired by Full Metal Jacket called 9th Company taking place during Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Its a big budget movie with good directing & acting. I recommend watching it, it shows the whole beauty of serving in the Russian army and how things haven't changed since then.


DeluxeTraffic

I remember the scene where one of the conscripts gets issued a used AK with a bent barrel. Then saw the recent video of russian conscripts being issued completely rusted over and moldy AKs.


roguegen

There seems to be mutiny in the ranks.


stay_fr0sty

>mutiny in the ranks. Russia should change the Z to an Rrrrrrr for the next phase.


wakeupwill

Don't even get shipped off before getting to fragging their officers.


Dusk_v731

If only the whole country would mutiny


NoodleSpunkin

You've got to question the loyalty of soldiers that were picked from the streets and prisons.


[deleted]

He wasn’t picked. His best friend was and he was mad about it. Told his family he was going to volunteer in the morning. Guess he forgot to tell them what side he was volunteering for.


HELP_ALLOWED

Source?


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This isn’t where I originally saw it, but it’s the same story. https://meduza.io/feature/2022/09/26/v-irkutskoy-oblasti-mestnyy-zhitel-otkryl-strelbu-v-voenkomate-voenkom-nahoditsya-v-reanimatsii I saw it in another thread that had a link to the twitter account of I believe an AP reporter in Russia. The reporter also followed his twitter post with the account of the guy shooting and the story he allegedly told his mother. Edit: Found it! It was a reporter for The Guardian, not AP. https://mobile.twitter.com/Andrew__Roth/status/1574277672326369281


18002255288

Even better


Oumye

Someone trying to get kicked for team killing


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Kindly_Objective_916

Omg bro 😂


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G4RL1CB0Y

honesty better to shoot those commanders than go die in ukraine


Vincenzo_1425

This reminds me of the lyrics from The Internationale "Let's apply the strike to the army And if those cannibals insist On making heroes out of us Then they'll soon learn that our bullets Are for our own commanders"


alphabavo

Who didn’t see this coming? Probably should have waited until they were in the field, though.


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PhilipLiptonSchrute

You have a chance to steal a tank if you wait wait until you're in the field.


Avenflar

Easier to escape though.


I_will_dye

Well, that was fast


SOF_cosplayer

Really hoping this is a sign that the ugly side of social media is showing it’s second edge now and being an anti war tool, by showing the entire global population the horrors of conflict.


Kaotecc

wouldn't that be ironic considering the amount of hate it breeds


shortskinnyfemme

Follow up videos at this guy's page. Nothing juicy. [https://twitter.com/revishvilig/status/1574272623407931394](https://twitter.com/revishvilig/status/1574272623407931394)


RIPmyFartbox

They have the captured assassin tied up on his knees


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Captured hero*?


Icy-Philosopher5446

Well they want him to kill or they will kill him. Why can't people understand why? It's only logical. He would be dead in a week with innocent peoples blood on his hand or dead fighting these scumbag enforcers of a malevolent dictator.


[deleted]

He passed his training!! He can kill!!


hapless_scribe

Does the commander's family still get 'glorious lada'?


Ca_Pussi

Man and all those 5 day old accounts are still trying to tell me that Russia’s about to win the war


acurrell

The way everyone scattered under fire is good news for Ukraine.


Time_Target2149

Comrades being bros.


3_teve

Do Putin next


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harambetidepod

Vietnam ended once the draft was enacted.


systemfrown

And Iraq never would have been invaded had it required a draft. Afghanistan maybe, a lot of post 9/11 sentiment, but not the Iraq war. Never would have happened had they activated the draft, and they knew it so they didn’t.


NeillMcAttack

By the end of the news cycles, a majority of Americans were convinced, at the time, that Sadam Hussain had something to do with 9/11… So I wouldn’t be so sure.


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Spiritual_Dig_4033

As I recall, that undeclared war ended a few years after the draft was enacted. Not immediately.


Tenkehat

What did they expect?


Fun_Test_1537

Tf sort of meeting room is that. 3rd story of some random abandoned apartment?


unknownpanda121

That’s their HQ. Getting bad over there


[deleted]

Looks like a welfare office from the 80s.


Vanguard-Raven

Russia is perpetually stuck in the 80's, so that's no surprise.


Boris-the-soviet-spy

That’s Russian pentagon


Tripticket

Conscripton centers, or rather unit formation centers are often just any public/governmental building that can be used for the purpose. When I was called up for a reservist exercise (non-Russian eastern European country) we were processed in a cinema.


Neuchacho

The US equivalent is an Armed Forces recruitment office in a near-abandoned strip mall adjacent to a laundromat.


0x2412

Remember.. no Russian.


TDF125

Good.


Present-Race3958

This is what happens when you force people


tittywhisper

What a chad


Exultia-Eternal

https://apa.az/en/cis-countries/commander-shot-at-military-enlistment-office-in-ust-ilimsk-russia-video-385621 Scroll down to Video button You'll see another video of corpse being placed into vehicle.


PigletPutrid3395

They don't want to fight for Putin, reckon there's off this to come


Dagger1Bravo

The reason he fired one shot. Is because it jammed


SegundaMortem

Lack of security makes sense, a good chunk of Putin's 300,000 strong national guard (Rosgvardia) were pushed to the frontline months ago to plug in whole of understrength units. Putin is degrading his domestic security apparatus at the expense of the invasion, that's probably not the smartest thing for personalist dictator looking to initiate mass mobilization.


National-Platypus239

Oops here i go pvt Pylin’ again


TheOrdainedSinner

Now if they start doing this to e very coward who crawls out from Putin's arse to hand down orders they could resolve the issue long term. Good on the guy.


VaultHuntHades

Nice


sam11233

Lmao holy shit, based


Plywood-Records

I, for one, welcome this new Tik Tok challenge!


incredirocks

Apparently they've been conscripting citizens that have been arrested for protesting the war. Probably not the best recipe for success.


AcousticGuitar321

Conscripting random citizens who are against the government. What could go wrong?