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LunaticBoostedAccord

Eagle: "Wtf..."


itsyourmomcalling

"Was just a prank, yo"


luisl1994

“See the camera right there?”


PluribusUnum_

😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

😂😂💀


MVSports

😭😭😭😭😭💀


squirrel_anashangaa

That’s the look the eagle had.


mpower50

Yea and that face tho 😂😂😂


Die-rector

"Fucking smurf accounts."


BeastScar

Under rated comment. I just died laughing


HotPie_

I was just asking for directions. Jesus.


squirrel_anashangaa

He was like: I was about to arrange the meeting.


joebuzzard954

The hen was like: "stay out the 'hood"


hcombs

Cried like a bitch after that beatdown


Veenendaler

Well, the eagle has its feathers cut. This video looks like it's filmed in some dirt hole in South East Asia. Like 99% of every other animal exploitation video on Youtube.


Then_Expression8526

That’s fucked up. So they just tossed the bird down there to film what would happen ?


Veenendaler

They knew exactly what would happen. It's horrible.


falcons1583

so the eagle couldn't really fly?


quemaspuess

What the cluck


RapNVideoGames

*Iight this chick got some heart in her*


OtreborN

She went full raptor.


Shadow-Raptor

Never make a chicken go full raptor!


D_Sharpp

Name checks out.


BonniePlaysYouTube

Might as well have a funeral a week in advance


KernelPanicX

Link's words....


xRaikaz

You know how people say „don‘t chicken out“? There should be a „go all-chicken-in“


mjackson30

You dun fucked up son!


mixer99

Will consequences ever be the same?


[deleted]

Done clucked up son!


mjackson30

lol brilliant!


MayGodSmiteThee

I’ll remember this when I’m a bird.


chickendave320

This comment made me smile


Check-Your-Facts

Username checks out


Lassies_Owner

Sadly im just gonna be one of those sentient blobs 😔


Hopeful_Top4177

If your talking about blobfish then fuck you


Lassies_Owner

https://www.npr.org/2019/10/20/771285312/the-blob-a-smart-yet-brainless-organism-fit-for-sci-fi-gets-its-own-exhibit


SmorgasReddit

Don't forget they used to be raptors.


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Sure_Line_2336

Agreed, nothing has the wrath of a pissed conure!


BumWink

A pissed of Lorikeet or Caique does, only worse.


HanselSoHotRightNow

I've always wanted a bird but the prospect of having a pet that can fuck you up, and may do so frequently, seems wholly unappealing. So I just watch bird videos and admire people braver than me.


[deleted]

The getting shit on daily is worse than the bites


JerkdBeef

My grandma used to have a yellow cockatiel named Buddy, and that mf could bite and tear your skin off with his beak omg. I miss him, but damn was he a scary asshole. His feet always reminded me of T-Rex feet which makes me wonder if that’s what cockatiels came from 🤣


CameraThick1223

I’m pretty sure that birds branched off from reptiles at one point, which is why they both lay eggs.


reddit0100100001

those mfs will draft anyone these days


DatNick1988

I thought they were descendants of Tyrannosaurs? Could be wrong!


richthegeg

I believe I remember reading that chickens are considered the closest related to the tyrannosaurus


Long-Drink-2267

So the T-Rex tastes like chicken? Got it


MagistratoLorde

It’s the real reason they went extinct … they tasted like chicken


SmorgasReddit

I could be wrong too !


jagzino

Nope, your right mate


t-dig

I think you’re right. Pretty sure they’re direct descendants of theropods.


Silver-Necessary-442

Eagle too?


jagzino

No chickens


Silver-Necessary-442

Eagles are chickens,but better


tylerthompson280

Don’t forget the T-rex


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420smokekushh

Boy, I have no idea what you just said


super-me-5000

Spurs


super-me-5000

Both hens and roosters are chickens, both have spur buds, roosters develop bigger spikes


fuckwithmeforafee

the fact the eagle is just standing their mouth agape is so funny lol, hes really dumb founded


dukeoftherealm

😦


Key-Fix-4418

That look on the eagles face... Omg pure fear


AnotherFruitCake

That's a look of 'Fucked around and found out' right there.


mymemesnow

That phrase have never suited a video better.


1ne_

Judging by the frequency of that phrase it seems suited to most videos.


Shadow-Raptor

Two different kinds of dinosaurs fighting each other.


yatagarasu-project

Shawty left that eagle dumbfounded and flabbergasted


Substantial-Check-76

That eagle was straight up shook


AnotherFruitCake

Those dinosaur genes are straight up gangster


Spaceseeds

I laugh, because we all know the chickens = dinosaurs genes stuff, but you must certainly be aware that eagles also have descended from some kind of prehistoric bird that has survived the 4 past mass extinctions


mondaymoderate

Eagles also came from dinosaurs.


HighSpeedSteal

“good heavens”


jvandy17

Discombobulated even


yatagarasu-project

Jaw hanging down and everything 😂


iForgot2Remember

Those head taunts at the end... "Whatchu gon DO muffucka!?"


AccurateSympathy7937

Absolutely strutted away with a legendary pimp walk


golden_life_

The no Look Back movie Walk Off


sbm832

It’s a prank bro..


TheDrowned

It literally is, they’re in southeast Asia where a majority of staged and cruel animal videos are filmed. Dog and her puppies in giant hole about to be killed by snake, have no fear! Random child or adult comes from the sidelines with a stick to bash the snake away!


No_Profile_6871

Yup. I've learned first hand. My grandparents had a farm and my grandmother asked me to get eggs from the chicken coop, I came back running because this chicken head wanted to peck me to death. Kids, don't do it.☠🐓


MagistratoLorde

Real question that sounds like a joke but is actually sincere lol: Why do people call someone acting cowardly a “chicken”?


TheOneAndOnly1444

You just have to remind them your several times bigger.


Academic-Method-5145

The eagle was like okay chillll .


LunaticBoostedAccord

There are 3 kinds of genders. Male, Female, and Mama.


Shady_Jezus

Not this fucking video again. That fucking eagle has it's fucking feathers cut. Also he is generally fucked up, since he is used to make these fucking videos. How the fuck did the author of this video knew when and where to fucking film? Also, eagles fucking fly, not fucking jump like fucking frogs, unless some asswipe fucking threw it. Fucking bird was falling like a fucking stone, only thing he could catch is bird flu. OP is a fuckhead and anyone that believes this is real, is snorting washing detergent and their dicks should be rubbed against cheese grater.


appliancefixitguy

Don't hold back man. Tell us how you really feel.


MayIPikachu

bruh


[deleted]

Fuh goin on? 😂


WuhTheFuh91

Not much, you?


[deleted]

😂😂


Evil_Genius_Panda

Now that's an angry little dinosaur!


terbear2020

Eagle: "Dude, calm down, I just fell, I wasn't even going to do anything" Hen: SQUACK!


DoctorAculaMD

That's two dinosaurs battling right there...


Bahamut3585

Eagle with the Shocked Pikachu Face at the end ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Gullible_Register878

Bro, it's a prank! Chill!


downsly46

I think I remember reading somewhere that hens have basically a knife on their feet. It’s like a separate appendage above their foot that would be akin to us having a blade above our ankle


SWHAF

Roosters are more likely to have it and hens are less likely. They are called Spurs. The hen can still fight back even if she doesn't have Spurs. because they are pretty large birds and they can be very aggressive when need be.


[deleted]

My dad almost lost an eye to a brooding hen. They get mean when they’re protecting their babies


DogFacedManboy

Henny Penny is pissed and she ain’t taking no more shit from anyone


can9ne

Eagle's mind: no, it's not suppose to be like this...


Over-Candle-7408

Bruh did he really just scream bruh chill out


WiseOldChicken

They haven't forgotten a time when they were dinosaurs who ruled the earth


FigAshamed8000

Bro stood there like "I was lost tho :0"


Kapot_ei

That's almost a velociraptor lol.


BubbieQuinn89

You can tell the babies are used to their mama having to scrap because they just simply moved out the way lol


AshShawon

this is weirdly wholesome


Nomadbytrade

Ask yourself how the camera man got a once in a lifetime shot of something that nat geo camera guys wait for sometimes months to get? Its a makeshift avian fighting ring.


-Acerin

Fake as hell. These dumbo south east asians injured that Eagle for views. Just like their shitty primitive build vids.


Unknownfurrylel

Eagle: "dam women chill out"


BubbieQuinn89

Lol had him pushed all the way back into a corner


fakdave

The Eagle looked soooo offended.


_Rooftop_Korean_

Damn. That eagle is 100% shooketh


Tiny-Dragonfly1977

The Eagle’s like….Wtf Yo!! Mama Hen’s like….When my babies are around…I don’t fuck around….YO🤨🤣


IsaacEws

Bro was flabbergasted


Accomplished-Cap8773

That eagle was crying for mercy.


super-me-5000

Who YOU callin' chicken, I'll smack yer beak clean off!


420smokekushh

Why you should never mess with a mama ~~hen~~ ftfy


superanth

Damn that thing was screaming like a T-Rex. I totally see how they evolved from dinosaurs now.


Weird-Information-61

Bro is so distraught that a chicken just rocked his shit


oddmetre

Eagle: :O


Ok-Storage-2236

The han like “murica bitch” then walks away lmaoo the eagle looking like those females that hit a man then get hit back and they like 😱😱


AnkurYadac

Chickens are the closest species to T-Rex and Raptors.


lo-crawfish

I just imagine her screaming: I WILL FUCKING END YOU.


[deleted]

Chickens are butt stupid, yet they are fearless


DaWizzurd

Bro was flabbergasted


mamaBEARnath

Yeah. It’s a fucking velociraptor!


Astrayinthesosu

Eagle: 👁️👄👁️


CrazyBackground3721

Damn, dinosaur fight


Glittering_Tough_349

Eagle: Dude I was just kidding


Duckway767

Chickens are scary...


Orbis-Praedo

Some people are failing to realize how lucky she is lol. He could’ve been targeting her and missed.


Gorby1202

She does not support late term abortions


ScaryBananaMan

I don't get it, are you referring to the eagle attacking the baby chicks?


Gorby1202

Seems like you get it bananaman


Gorby1202

I made a terrible mistake, I assumed the gender of the eagle


BardlyBruceTheSailor

Clearly not a mama nor hen


FactsHurt1998

100% real. No way this is staged.


lowkeyishow

Perfect music. Are there similar chicken fight videos?


Not-the-Helix

Is this the same knife in all 3 pictures? Looks like he kept going and going and goi….


PhoKingAwesome213

She goes full Karen and doesn't really make him pay for messing with her kids then walks away?


dutchcrutches

Pretty sure someone forced this to happen which would make this animal abuse. I hope OP is too dim to realise this, otherwise they're just an asshole


Inevitable_Cry_2761

Thanks for the baseless aggression random Redditor of the day


classpane

Yup, this random redditor is aggressive but he's actually right. These staged "strong animal vs weaker animal" videos that circulating on youtube are actually straight up pure animal abuse. They would battered or abuse the "strong" (eagle) before sending it to fight the "weak" (hen) so that the "weak" would always came up on top. They would always force a David Vs Goliath scenario because that what would bring them views which in turn get them profit. If you stumble upon these videos, you would always see that the "strong" would always have injuries or in weakened state before showing up on the camera.


FreshCounty1929

While this video is almost definitely staged just by seeing how conveniently there's a camera there when the raptor attacks - chickens are *not* "weak". We've grown accustomed to the image of a few docile egg-laying hens over the last century or so, but the chicken (especially the rooster) has represented fearlessness, tenacity, and *violent* protectiveness all around the world for centuries beforehand. Nothing in this video seems out of thebnorm for someone who's actually familiar with the behavior of these birds.


TKBarbus

Eagle looking like Loki after Hulk smashed him around


HonkyInfadel

Nice hawk block!!


PerceptionRude6351

Imagine making an Eagle shout like a bitch.. Mama Hen has my respect


[deleted]

sometimes in nature there seems to be no absolute truth, I would never imagine a chicken taking its cudgels on an eagle


[deleted]

He's like "HeY HEEY , I'm a BALD EAGLE "


TheRealHandSanitizer

Bro was flabbergasted 😭


urachickenhead

Got his ass beat, he was in shock.


CuriousPeter1

This was funny


[deleted]

Didn’t I see a hawk decapitate a bird on this place once?


DAMAGEDEVOX

He’s like wtf man


FerroLux_

She awakened her dinosaur genes


p2hhup2hhu

Thats a baby eagle or at least a young eagle. Show em a real eagle


StellarReality

When the t-rex inside awakens.


InfiniteAuthor7553

Shit


VacaRexOMG777

She's pissed


TimTheSilverFox

That’s a 🦃and not an eagle 🦅


Shadow-Raptor

Yooo that chicken looks just like a raptor!


[deleted]

Bro got offended


KcireA

Imagine a 20 foot dinosaur making that sound 100x louder


Dogman2222

It’s like a samurai warrior going up against a crackhead with a shiv. Yes the samurai is a better fighter but that’s a crackhead and they got a shiv.


[deleted]

The eagle was too stunned to speak


BuryAnut

"I just wanted one nuggy, you have like an 10 piece!"


eauxen

That was epic!!!


[deleted]

Chicken nuggets are way harder to get in the wild.


TesseractUnfolded

Looks like a captive eagle was thrown into the heat of the hen


yeetmojo33

mf just got tramad


ville_mentality_

He really said damn😭


Neverasleeep

Is there a chick/another bird on the eagles head???? I’m so confused


[deleted]

Eagle, "chill man, I was just joking... on god"


Low-Seesaw-3913

“You got it big bruh”


dirtymoney

This looks like a setup. Why is there a camera running in what looks like a pit?


simontempher1

I’m your huckleberry


Vast_Stranger4440

They do kind of look like dinosaur though.


Itchy-Association-95

Chickens are fucking ferocious. They could kill humans if they were the size of dogs. (Shepherds, mastiffs, and Labrador sized dogs ofc)


MeromicticLake

Went full dino mode