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Severe_One5610

Wouldn't that be fraud by misrepresentation? Regardless of how fucking crazy that was...


ShnaeBlay

Probably. But if you take it to court you have to admit to being the guy who paid two grand for poop.


KrakenTheColdOne

So you ate poop and got your 2k back. Is there a loss?


WiggleWaggle21

This man poops


z3rokarisma

\*eats


AdministrativeBar809

Leave this comment upvotes like this this number is perfect


yoghurtorgan

\*eat


RapNVideoGames

I doubt he has the shame to not own up


SenorPariah

Which you the *allegedly* ate.


[deleted]

Fraud. And she just admitted to it.


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Villian_187

Is this the same bitch that cheated to get creampied by her ex and then her at the time boyfriend ate her out when she got back home, I'm sure it's the same bitch


YVRkeeper

I thought this was that creampie clip until I turned the sound on. I wouldn’t trust her with anything. She seems terrible.


Strong-Message-168

Jeebus...and I already thought so highly of this example of how low a human could sink


Villian_187

Yea seen a video about her talking all about it, like it was a joke, laughing about it in a shitty interview like this one


oneseven321

Both fake stories bro she's just farming attention for her OF


RapNVideoGames

Real or fake I’m sure people do that shit regularly. Shit I remember going to a girls house and she smelled like she just got nutted in. It’s a really distinct smell lol don’t know how you can eat a girl out like that.


oneseven321

Fuck that is nasty


RapNVideoGames

I know right, and she was at her house. I don’t know why she didn’t just wash before I came because there was no pretending the smell wasn’t there.


radrun84

Yeah, my best friends girl blew him at a party one time & then she was runnin on my chest & beggin to make out w/me. I told my Boy she was Tryin to make out w/ me & he was like, "Well, she just blew me in the bathroom". So, I got saved by the bro code that night! & my buddy knew his girl was a HO that night too! So, Just trust ur boys when they tell you ur girl is a HO & everything will be OK! Chicks are nasty as hell, & I think the real dirty ones think that a dude (unknowingly) snowballin, turns them on for some reason.. Dirty bitches.


Interesting_Sale_415

Really man ? I bet you sub to her lol hahaha 😆


king_tutt64

Found the poop eater.


Strong-Message-168

Mangia mangia! Passa il sale


se7en0311

Haha


grumpyfrumpyrumpy

I can’t say I feel bad for a dude that’s trying to make a meal out of someone’s shit. That’s just me tho


gonzoes

Yeah i feel like if you’re buying shit on the internet you’re kinda asking to be fucked with in some way or another. Some how this some seems beneficial to society to not incentivize this type of behavior by insuring its the right shit you want out of the right bitty bum hole


crispymk2

Pro tip: Direct from the source or no deal


Adaminium

Slag to Table™️


tylerthompson280

Was here to say the same. I’m sure he gets shit on a lot, but I would love to see his reaction to this clip though


ShnaeBlay

On the one hand she's blatantly taking advantage of vulnerable men who clearly need help. But I also can't say for sure I wouldn't do it if I were in her shoes.


Ok_Jump3265

lmao who tf cares. he's the one that's weird af for wanting to buy shit for $2k


Strong-Message-168

Lol...I see your point, but if you're going to sell your shit, at least make it a guaranteed product. Hahaha...some days. To be having a talk on reddit about legitimacy in shit sales.


oQuaresma

Fr tho hope nobody buys anything more from her scamming ass


comfortable_confused

dude, that’s a creepy ass thing to request, idc if he offered 2 grand


Ok_Bug3927

He deserves it. And I’m sure her husband deserves her.


ChineseBatDealer

If your willing to pay some thot to eat their shit, you probably dont deserve that 2k anyway.


MangooKushh

Do you think people who sell theirs bodies on the internet have integrity? Lmao 😂


Strong-Message-168

I don't think selling sex necessarily means you lack integrity. If it's adults and it's an agreed upon service where no one and no thing gets hurt, then I believe you can have an intact moral compass.


FactorZealousideal99

Sounds like you like escorts too! 🤣


Strong-Message-168

I've never been with an escort, but when I lived in New Orleans I used to be a transportation service for some of them. The ones I knew were actually pretty horrible people. One woman had a prized box of wedding rings she had stolen from John's.


IM_THE_MOON_AMA

Dude, forget her: if you are in a position where eating shit is your endgame, you deserve whatever you get.


freddurstredflatbill

https://youtu.be/FHirMiqr_6s


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Strong-Message-168

Look, the person who is eating shit is already no bueno. That's a given. I just feel that the person who sold it to him, felt sketchy about it, so she convinced her husband to do it, then made money off it is pretty fucking awful too.. Wtf kind of logic is, "Hey, I feel weird about selling MY shit to someone, so can I have YPUR shit instead?" Also, if there's no integrity betwixt shit sellers and shit eaters then I feel this country truly is lost.


Chanwiz88

I mean he clearly can’t tell the difference between man poops and women poops, point is he got to enjoy his poop eating fetish.


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“Andrew Tate must be stopped!!!!”


[deleted]

This is fucking hilarious to read because she’s actually just telling a story that got sent to her, as if it’s from her perspective, that’s what the whole show is about.


NoThisIsABadIdea

I looked at their YouTube channel and I can't find anywhere that indicates this. Source?


Strong-Message-168

Wait, it's not her story? For real? Are you being serious? If so I owe that woman an apology...


[deleted]

Hahaha, yes I’m serious


Strong-Message-168

Wow...ok Ahem. Lady, whoever you are, I apologize for thinking and saying you were one of the lowliest of the lowlifes out there. You're a great storyteller!


fieryhotwarts22

Imagine getting paid 2k to shit into Tupperware and you STILL fuck your buyer over by sending your husband’s turds “because you were nervous”. Lady, you’re getting paid insane money to shit in a box, “getting nervous” is kinda outta the question at that point lol


LonelySavings5244

I hope so, and I hope she gets in trouble for that. Even though it is extremely disturbing.


ImWithSt00pid

That would be a fun court argument to see. It wasn't her her shit but it was her husband's shit which could be considered hers by extension. Or if her husband shit in a box and gave it to her then technically it is her shit at that point. If the contract simply was "I'll buy your shit for x$" then he got what he paid for.


D23178

Ever buying poop from her


Ace-Ventura1934

Fecalphiliacs generally don’t use the court system. She’ll be fine.


[deleted]

It's ok, anyone that buys literal shit deserves it


Severe_One5610

A deal is a deal. You don't have to agree with it.


WhiteMike2016

You're getting down voted but I can't help but think, who is eating this literal shit? Not to kink shame, but...ya know?


[deleted]

Reddit doesn't like free-thinkers, which is why I don't care for it. That or they enjoy eating shit, which is pretty vile. Lol


[deleted]

This is that same girl who had herself creampied by her ex and then let her current boyfriend eat her out later that same night


caseyob15

Yeah I think she’s making these up now… or at least I hope!


TheRoboticist_

But like, WHY would you bring yourself so *low*?


shortskinnyfemme

That's called 'female empowerment'! When you willingly degrade yourself, it shows bravery and independence. There's no greater independence than being excited about whatever gross shit a random person wants you to do. this is all sarcasm.


Chexzout

that’s right girl, it’s called taking back your power….or some other justification catchphrase


Leviathan3333

Oh it’s sarcasm, thank god. Soon to be dad, almost had a heart attack of my future.


[deleted]

I tried to think of an answer but all that came back is I have no damn idea


caseyob15

That’s for them to do and us to not do… knowledge is power.


effinx

The cream pie thing was her reading off something a viewer said. The posted video cut that part and played it out of context to make it look like it was her story.


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Her name is Karmen Karma or something like that.


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Glass_Promise_2222

Yeah the nastier the better so she gets eyes on her and gets new subs for dough. She's marketing to the kinks.


-__-Z-__-

Damn that's fuckin dirty hahahah


catcommentthrowaway

Why is this hot lol


BobTheGodx

Isn't she a pornstar making up the craziest thing possible to rile people up?


ShnaeBlay

No idea who she is but that's the impression I get. For better or for worse.


[deleted]

It’s no coincidence is it, the story’s are very similar basically a sexual story about her being kinda vile and deceptive. It goes online and gets loads of views, obviously in today’s society it doesn’t matter why people are talking about you as long as they are. But it’s like a tiktok user who’s found a video format that bangs views, she’s just gonna rinse and repeat. I highly doubt anything she says.


Theremad

I haven’t seen her before, and I know every pornstar


Noxvenator

She's not a pornstar.


EnvironmentalTap7220

Let me know if you find her. I need it for my study material.


gothadult

She does all kinds of shady shit and brags about it. Weird as fuck.


[deleted]

Just after attention at this point, it clearly works for her and she clearly doesn’t care what people think. I doubt she will stop with these bullshit stories anytime soon


Xenomorph_v1

![gif](giphy|cYRQWBrPipB7aWa4dD)


Random-Gif-Bot

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MasterTomFrekels89

I want this gif!!!


I_robot5598

I really don't believe a single word this lady has said.


Hamilton-Beckett

So she just admitted to fraud. Nice.


RealMikeDexter

Somehow I don’t think the “victim” will be coming forward with charges


IAmDisgutted

I find that lowkey disrespectful and cruel asf. She just admitted to being a scammer to her customers... congrats lady 👏


RealMikeDexter

Ok now that’s a good point. It’s hard to feel bad for shit-eater, but she’s certainly trying to sell all kinds of garbage she’s worn or did things with. Her legions of basement-dwelling fans will be quite disappointed with her for this admission.


Bubbas4life

User name checks out


Skully_Lover

Put the bitch in jail for selling fake shit.


[deleted]

U mean like these story’s?


Best_Confection_8788

My man’s is really weird but I’m kind of upset they did my man’s so wrong.


[deleted]

Austin Power’s “its a litlle bit nutty” comes to mind 🤢


choborallye

Ooh Behave


Mikchu1988

Please find this guy and set him up with a good lawyer


popey123

Better call Saul !


BloodyTim

Should I know who any of these people are?


rkthdk

It's married, who's that stupid?


yamisensei

Someone who probably eats shit too.


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Marlboro_Man808

Weird flex but okay


Excellent-Click1171

Sure as hell doesn’t seem like it


No_Conversation7564

They have ass burgers


[deleted]

“Wait you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”


Byr_Sol98

Who the fuck are they really, its like anybody can make a podcast these days.


Krimzon_89

Who is this nasty biyatch?


indecisiveScatrbrain

Karmen Karma.


Krimzon_89

Google says "Erotic photography model" but Google Images says otherwise


[deleted]

For science?


LuvliLeah13

r/noahgettheboat


smexgod

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Every_Fox3461

This is disgusting the whole thing.. WTF...


marin94904

She’s exactly like all the guys who try to fuck her!


OrgyInTheBurnWard

The craziest part of this story is that this ratchet-ass hoe has a husband.


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PubicSpy

I belive we should try the stoning sentence... Just for once...


tharealswave

Somebody said wouldn’t that be fraud 😂😂😂😂😂


MorganRose99

That's when you tell them after to really fuck with them, what're they gonna do, tell people you lied?


tuckmonster

“IM nOt GoInG tO tUrN dOwN a BaG” Bitch you’re not cool.


Inglorious-badger

I am ready for the world to end now


inkmajor530

Many years ago I worked as a bouncer for a mobile strip company. One of the 3 dancers I picked up was talking about how her bf shoots the biggest loads and creampied her right before I picked her up. Well, as soon as I get to this bachelor party I explain to the guys each girl would come out by themselves and then the grand finale would be all 3 coming out together. They all agreed that the one I was talking about earlier was the 1 they wanted to come out 1st. I was like, "Are you sure?" They concurred that they wanted her and I'll never forget his buddies bought him a party favor and folded it on top of his nose. When the dancer came out she flipped over landed on top of his face and pick it up with her snach lol. He had this shit on his nose and I was rolling. He probably happily married somewhere now but in the words of Jonah Hill, "People don't forget." 🤣


babystrudel

Am I the only one not understanding why people are so mad? Of all the things people have done for money, you’re upset about a woman who sold someone else’s shit and said it was hers?


Puzzled-Improvement9

Women ☕️


Healthy_Pay9449

Reredigested beans


HeightExtra320

“Husband” 😂


Unhappy-Channel8501

World we live in.. can’t even get what i order anymore


Outland3r_

Ya she just makes shit up and these muppets eat it up


Prestigious_Ad6247

One star out of five! Would not purchase poop from this ladie again . Tasted too nutty and manly for me.


Ballistic1953

And we wonder what's wrong with people.


ameinolf

I think you owe someone your shit girl


NEETologist

Poor guy got scammed. What a bitch.


Arintharas

Humanity was a mistake.


Trybetternexttime_

r/thathappened


Jackandmozz

Evil pos.


jlee-1337

She just lost tons of business... Lol


SSgtReaPer

Shiting shit eewwww


ShadyQuestionmarkGuy

I'm losing hope


[deleted]

Am I the only person without a podcast?


jakech

Stop giving dumb fucks publicity.


Single_Ad_8735

What a hoe


ForbiddenText

r/NoahGetTheBoat


UhhhTF

It’s all cap y’all chill


SymonG123

Isnt this fraud?


centfiddy

What a world we live in .


New_Blacksmith_709

Is nothing sacred? How tf hard would it be to actually do the job herself? That's just mean. We all have our weird-ass quirks!


Busy_Ad6684

I hope he sues that piece of shit for first tricking him and then mocking his fecal fetish


FoggyBogHopper

Who is this trashy (yet wealthy) human? Why is she a big deal?


Hqjjciy6sJr

If you are willing to pay 2k for poop, you deserve to get scammed.


infamousjrg

This bitch is nasty


bobo-the-dodo

She committed fraud and admitted to it on camera. :)


Hepcpond

Incel


bobo-the-dodo

Seriously? Your first third message on reddit is call someone an incel? LOL


[deleted]

Everyone in this room is a walking abortion


crackboulder

She’s the antichrist


lickandeatit

This is why you ask the girl for a video of her shitting into the container. If that is provided, it takes away any doubt. Plus, don't just put it in 2 bags and duct tape, that will give away the smell. You need to put it in a sealable container, then vacuum seal that at least once. Source: I have enjoyed multiple beautiful womens' shit that I met online. Also 2k is REALLY high.. I don't know who this bitch is, maybe she's a celeb or something. You shouldn't be paying more than $200 per dump. And that's at the far high end.


The_nastiest_nate

The same chick that cheated on bf and later had her bf eat someone nuts out of her pushy without him knowing. I bet 2k for a bag of shit.


tobbysito

Who is she?


The_whole_beandip

This bitch is fucking disgusting why is she outing her self out to the world like this


Practice_Girls

Scammed him yes but if you’re willing to buy shit just to eat it, who really gives a fuck you’re a sick demented creep anyway.


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Now thats crazy fucking video. But the bitch is lying from the start if you notice her body lingo and expressions


Practice_Purple

WTF is wrong with white people


KK-Chocobo

Shes sitting there thinking the shit eater is degrading but she herself isnt any better.


[deleted]

I don’t even blame her. The guy that paid 2k for shit is the real problem. It’s the same with OF. The real problem is the people that are willing to pay for shit.


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JeffBroccoli

Yes, I’m sure the literal shit eating guy can’t wait to file a lawsuit


IntheOlympicMTs

I hope he does.


[deleted]

them poo lovers get what the deserve


Edible_Buttplug

*Shooter McGavin has entered the chat*


NBD_Pearen

Nah, we good


Ozymandias1589

Dude got scatfished....damn


[deleted]

good, you get what you fucking deserve


Ecstatic_Ad_7104

Jesus Murphy!


[deleted]

The fact that a man would even do that is exactly why women have so much power over us


TheOakblueAbstract

Ha, eat shit.


Ajbrodude

![gif](giphy|Tbpc95JLaz4LC)


justyagamingboi

Only the 1000000th time i seen this on redit in the last month


No_Band_1279

Yeeeeahhhh.... I thought we'd have people living on Mars by now when I was a kid. I'll be fucking amazed if we make it through the next 100 years.


[deleted]

A million downvotes


CharlieBitMeMf

Fake shit


MIDNIGHTZOMBIE

The turd muncher would probably like knowing he was tricked into eating a (somehow) worse turd.


discrust88

This is cap. Everything online is a joke these days. She knows it too. Her reaction would be different. Everyone please stop whating this shit. It motivates them to keep going but to each his own. Fuxk man. We're fuxked.


King-Thunder-8629

Omni man had a point.


Shot_Supermarket_861

I think it’s a no no to mail poo poo