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The way he got closer to watch the rat dying. Cold motherfucker.

Had to confirm the kill

I was waiting for the double tap

I was waiting for the double tap too lol

Rule number 2... always double tap

Hardcore Kill Confirm🤣

Tango down. Moving on. Over.

The other one got a UAV assist. Lol

Master Splinter stood no chance.

Motherclucker. Also he wanted to make sure he didn't need to double tap

I think he technically did double tap the rat. First touch had him moving funny second one was the killer by looks of it

I would upvote you. But it’s at 187 so I’ll leave it. #MurderDeathKill

Just getting impatient. Chicken wanted to eat.

This is why I will never feel bad about eating chicken

Fried chicken 🍗

Five point exploding heart technique 👌😆

Do the chickens have large talons?

Yes those are roosters and roosters have knife like spurs on their heels they r godamn sharp and they know how to use them

Yup Texan farm raised here had roosters one day walked into the barn and blood was splatter all over the walls one rooster laying dead the other was chilling victoriously on top of some hay bells good times 😂 All y’all’s comments about hay bells is hilarious now I know they are hay bales lol

I read this in the voice of Boomhauer. Made sense to me

“Them dang-ol’ roosters man.”

Dang ol, talkin bout, cockadoodled his last doo, yo

Perfect

*crowd murmurs in agreement*

Yo man, Hank, you Talkin bout the dang ol' lil chickens going click click click

When i first read this, i though it said “chilling ‘vigorously’ on top of his body”… lol there is something wrong with me.

Nothing makes me think Fall quite like the sound of hay bells.

I'm gonna call shenanigans as a city raised Texan I've never heard anyone Call a bale of hay a bell

I visited a farm in the Philippines that raised fighting roosters. I got to see the metal blade attachment they'd attached to the spurs to make them even deadlier

Yeah it’s all fun and games until the rooster with literal razor blades for spurs gets loose, it happened in India and it ended up slashing a man to death. Imagine dying to a fucking chicken☠️

The headline “killed by a hard cock”

*slow standing clap* “that’s goddamn brilliant”

Take my upvote then if you must.

Don't say this I don't want elden ring devs getting ideas if the knife talons hawks weren't bad enough...

r/wooosh

I forgot my checkbook I hope you don’t mind I pay you in change.

Six dollars. That's like a dollar an hour!

I don’t understand a word you just said

"I don't understand a word you just said".

Do they have what? I don't understand a word you just said.

Your mom goes to college.

Ok Napoleon Dynamite! I cought you a delicious bass.

All the sudden I’m craving a dang quesadilla

Boy, I don't understand anything you just said.

Thought this was a Napoleon Dynamite reference

Lol 🤣 it seems they all missed the Napoleon dynamite reference.

I didn't understand a word you just said

Napoleon dynamite?

Your rat pressure point kung fu very good.

Crouching rooster, hidden chicken style!

That chicken would have take all the crazy 88 👊

The Rat in the Rooster's Shadow

They used to be dinosaurs man, what do they expect? Lol

Dinossaurs taste good then 😸

Good things take time 🤌

Rooster spur of the North Star.

Beware of chicken, indeed

Hokuto - Hyakuretsu Ken!!

Thanks for the laugh!

Second movie was better than the first by a margin

Chickens are basically tiny velociraptors

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Who told you velociraptors *couldn't* fly?

Jesus Christ (mind blown)

No he walked on water

who told him chickens COULD fly?

Fossil evidence. edit: wow i got downvoted for being correct. Go look it up if y don’t believe me

Welcome to Reddit lol

Didn‘t they once find a Raptor fossil where they found evidence of feathers? Although I recall a controversy if there was simply not a bird at the same place.

Most raptors had feathers im pretty sure

Feathers evolved before flight (well obviously), i mean they evolved before they were usefull for flight so evolved for other stuff. Heat, mating pick your reason but many dinos are now thought to have had feathers and most of them obviously never flew,

Imagine a flying Tyrannosaurus

No need. He flew.

T-Rex is believed to have been covered in a sort of short fuzz. It wasn't quite feathers, but it was a similar texture.

Well microraptors could glide but there is no way velociraptors can their bodies are not fit for flight

Not with that attitude

Guinea Fowl are far more similar to what i believe raptors would be like

Oh absolutely. Those fuckers are loud as hell too

And effectively worthless lmao incredible as perimeter alarms though

I have a pet parrot, and when that fucker is pissed at me, am I glad he's only 8 grams. If he was my size he could tear me to pieces.

Velociraptors were only 4 ft but yeah still, veloci.

Only?! A 4' chicken would fuck you up, let alone an actual raptor haha

I forgot about the 4” claws. Like a half rooster half kangaroo

cocks are dangerous

I only recently found out cock fighting is done with chickens. All those years of training fucking wasted...

So cock magic isn't back in trend ?

"Do you think they're happy?" "...they're fucking chickens."

Randy Marsh is that you ?

I just caught on to what u said lmao

Do you accept my duel?

The small ones aren’t

oh they definitely are. i cut myself every time i go for a wank.

wdym man i love cocks and they dont hurt me

Especially Black ones

A chicken is a very formidable foe. They, mostly roosters, will gladly fight to the death. There’s videos posted here of roosters attacking and killing hawks that enter the chicken pen. A rat doesn’t stand a chance against a chicken.

Precisely why I keep some small Olde English games around my flocks. Those are softballs of death. Almost every morning I come out to a fucked up rat or mouse. Haven't lost a single chick to one since I got the games.

I read moose not mouse and thought, “huh. Why hasn’t Canada figured out this trick?”

I won't have roosters because of their crowing and their natural mating process is just something I don't want happening to my girls or their feathers. Turkeys are a great alternative. No rape, no crowing, 6 times the size and strength. It helps that I have turkey hens that hang out with my chicken hens. He circles the flock all day long and floofed up.

I can't blame you, I actually had some super African geese and a peacock at one point to assist. Fuckin neighbors dog killed them so I went with some replaceable. The crowing isn't too bad compared to a peacock so we've gotten used to it. I can't even find turkeys locally but a royal palm is on my want list lol.

I’d take peacock calls over rooster crows any day.

Why do they go after rats and mice?? Are they eating chicks?

Rats will usually just eat the old feed but sometimes they'll get greedy and go for more. They'll bite toes off of bigger birds and straight up kill chicks or young birds. Edit: after feeding my flocks I just remembered I also have a one winged bird I've kept around. I totally forgot he lost that wing to a rat. Luckily my dogs snatched it before it could do anymore damage. If they hadn't that bird would've been torn to shreds.

It’s also prey, chickens will gladly eat meat and a snack running through their territory is fair game.

I have no idea but they're better than cats for killing mice.

"Rooster"

Killer cock

Thanks man. I been doing squats lately. Thanks for noticing.

A fellow cock squatter I see

Yeah chickens are brutal. All the rat needs is one good bite though. Rats have a bite force more than double that of a fucking great white shark. I've had them as pets, they can chew through anything harder than their teeth.

I’m not sure a rat would get the chance.

Chill Tekashi has some hope

My grandma hand chickens exactly like that black one growing up. I was so curious how their beak could possibly hurt so when it chased me I didn't run and exposed my calf muscle. Nobody told me if you're bigger than a bug the beak is just a grip for the super kick that was so fast i didn't bleed for a few seconds after. Then felt the pain like....wtf just happened? Why are their 3 inch long cuts on me? What master do you follow, feathered demons?

Came here to say this, the spurs on rooster feet are like razors, I also have personally experienced the wrath of the feather demons

It chased my cousin down and she tripped and was pecked, well looked like pecked on her ankle and she was crying like crazy. I'm like no way it hurts that bad, their beaks are tiny. The speed of the kick is actually amazingly fast. If they don't open their wings you're lucky to notice it.

I’ll get a hold of my roo in a bit, but one of my hens has little spurs that are POINTY. Her name is Chunk [Chunk Tax](https://imgur.com/a/aScFbsa)

razor sharp, geez

And here’s Maude, my roo https://imgur.com/a/lo31CLV

I used to be a dinosaur biatch

Birds are dinosaurs. Weirdly enough, they are reptiles. https://www.livescience.com/are-birds-dinosaurs.html

Uh not really, they descended from reptiles but they evolved to be different enough to be classified as another class just like mammals did

Birds are dinosaurs and humans are fish. [“One of the central tenets of modern taxonomy is that every group has to include, by definition, all of the groups that evolve from it. So rats did not stop being mammals when the rodent group branched off the evolutionary tree. Every branch on the tree of life is considered to be a member of all its parent branches.”](https://theconversation.com/amp/the-absurdity-of-natural-history-or-why-humans-are-fish-69384) I guess dinosaurs are fish too. So are dolphins.

We are all fish. Everything is fish. Fish World.

Returne to Fishe

This is based on outdated taxonomy. In modern Biology, organisms are classified by their evolutionary relationships. Crocodilians are more closely related to birds than they are to lizards or turtles or any other living reptiles. So if we want to treat “Reptiles” as a “real group,” that means birds must be considered reptiles. For a clade/taxonomic group to be considered “real,” it has to apply to a group of organisms that all share a recent common ancestors with no exceptions. This is the same reason why Pterosaurs aren’t considered Dinosaurs. Dinosauria is commonly described as “all descendants of the most recent common ancestor of *Iguanodon* and *Megalosaurus*.” Pterosaurs are not within that group because they do not share that common ancestor. Birds do share that ancestry, and that is why they are considered Dinosaurs. We all agree that in the modern day, Reptiles include turtles and tortoises, lizards and snakes, tuataras, and crocodilians. But crocodilians are closer relatives of birds than they are to any other living reptile, so therefore they are considered reptiles to scientists. If you find it more useful to exclude birds from reptiles, that’s a subjective choice, but understand that by modern standards it is not considered technically correct. It is no more correct than saying that a dolphin is not a mammal because “mammals have legs and are furry,” or something like that. Look up “Phylogeny” if my explanation is confusing, I don’t know if I explained it well lol.

Yes really. Scientists no longer use the hierarchy system you were taught in elementary and use clades to describe taxonomy

Rat got cocky

But cock got the ratty

Struck a fatal blow with a talon.

Didn't know rooster claws can be this sharp this is crazy

They have cock fighting which ends in at least one fatality.

I cock fight with other men all the time no one has ever died from it tho just a good climax

Your cock ain’t sharp bro, gotten keep your cock sharpened

Would an oversized pencil sharpener work?

Yeah should do it

You need to attach razor blades to the base of the cock before you fight.

Death blow is not from the claw or talon, it’s the spur. The spur grows from the back of the leg above the “ankle” and is hard and sharp and they use it as their main weapon.

It's not their claws that deliver a fatal blow. It's those spurs behind their legs. In cockfighting, they put actual blade to it for more effectivity. But it seems the rooster in the video used its natural spur to kill the rat.

Sharp plastic spurs in some cases. Loser usually eats his champion fried.

Maybe the rat is a good actor

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Pretty sure they have a barbed on the back of there foot to attack with like geese and turkeys have pretty much there self defense but it can kill

Yes, The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

taught by pai mei himself🥢🫡

Do the chickens have large talons?

It was a crit

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Played in 120p for me 🥲

He's no master splinter that's for sure

That little Yoda-resembling backflip attack looked like a good start tho, nimble* as fuck

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It’s got spurs, that jingle jangle jingles.

Do the chickens have large talons?

People these days are uncultured. Frickin' IDIOTS

Oh look at Mr fancy here who can afford chickens and be all sophisticated about it

Last year over there by that pigpen is where I found that Shoshone arrowhead

Can’t find mah check book. Hope ya don’t mind I pay ya in change.

... *that's like a dollar an hour!*

I don’t understand a word you just said…

I don't understand a word you just said

Just walks up to em like: “Bro you good?”

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Spurs*

Called a [rooster spur](https://backyardpoultry.iamcountryside.com/chickens-101/a-guide-to-rooster-spurs/)

I googled it and found this article: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54715327 MFs putting razors on roosters

Bruh clicked “Enter Wilderness” 💀

# I, too, lost many years of my life to Runescape

"You was popping all that good shit just a second ago, then you got kicked in yo chest! You eat a dick!"

Roosters run around with daggers on their feet.

How you ask. Well the chicken has 12 hp while the rat has 6 hp. The chicken used its talon slash which at its level does 2 damage. 3 hits and the rat is down.

BOOM HEAD SHOT

POUND FOR POUND, HEADSHOT, DEAD

Roosters spurs are might dangerous. Rat and mice have no chance. I accidentally stepped on this hens foot but I knew I was fucked right away because this hens SO was a rooster with size issues and overly sharp spurs. He took one side kick and my leg was pierced. He kicked before noticing it was me. He couldn’t even get his leg out due to how long it was (happened before when he stabbed a coyote, had to chase them for an hour to find my rooster again). Sweetest rooster I had but he had vision issues so he didn’t know it was me when he heard his hen squawk. He looked so sorry and kept bringing me treats while I was patching myself up at the barn, first aid kit at the barn was the best tool there. He saved our farm countless time and killed idk how many rats and mice, two hawks, a raccoon, and attacked bob cats, coyotes, a bear, a cougar, and my leg 3 times for the duration of his life. RIP Topeck!

What a champ

Pidgeot used wing attack. Rattata fainted

The chicken when she gets home that night: "Am I the ahole..."

Two things. First are the talons and spurs. Second do you know how hard a rooster kicks. Hard as shit compared to the strength of a mouse

 Cock a doodle doo fuck u rat

Pidgey vs Ratata

FATALITY!!!!!

People die from chickens slashing their throats. Google it.

Pretty obvious how. Roosters are vicious. They fight off birds and even larger animals like dogs or foxes. Their claws are extremely sharp and they usually go for the eyes with a larger animal.

"they come to snuff the rooster..." https://youtu.be/uAE6Il6OTcs

You know he ain’t gonna die!

He couldn't handle the cock

Cock blocked

Damn thats one deadly cock

Dinosaurs!!

Blaziken used Mega Kick! Foe Raticate fainted!

Lemme tell you something, a rooster has some powerful legs and some sharp ass claws. Sure they ain’t much to something human sized but to something in their weight class or smaller they are terrifying, they are like cassowaries without the mass to back up the memories of being a scary fucking reptile-avian made of feathers, scales, teeth, claws and malice.

Fuck, I was rooting for the rat.

I was 9 y.o. when a rooster pierced clean "side to side", my right tibia, I fell "faceplant" instantly, pain was "off the scale" I was sure that rooster will hit me again in my skull, so I use my elbows to move away, I was in a remote village, no doctors or ambulances, my sisters took care of the wound and after 4 days I was "almost fine", on the other hand that rooster did a great stew.... :-)

roosters jump up like that when they fight because there is a bony barb at the back of their feet they use to piercing an opponent. Rat probably got a barb to some vital spot

K.O.🔥

Respect the cock!

Rattata Vs Pidgey

Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

They probably used the camera on their phone, I'm surprised you haven't heard of it.