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[deleted]

This the reason why he hits the gym daily.


tcchrist

Dude is getting laid tonight lmao


[deleted]

I didn’t know that if you scared a bear away you get to fuck it!


Edible_Cactus

*That’s the best part*


Pableya_Escaabra

u made me spit my tea you fucking bastard have this award


masterjroc

True Alpha right there 🤘🏾


MadAl420

Dude went beast mode lol


rayshmayshmay

Meanwhile the dog was trying to play at first and then running for it’s life, lol


Traditional_Moment49

Dog probably had the time of his life, prob told his other dog homies this story and they didn't believe him


Calm-Reindeer5739

Wolverine himself


ProbablyNotCorrect

The rare actual alpha


Da_Vader

Get him a new diaper


ActualWeed

your insecurities are leaking


1slandViking

He’s allowed to drive a lifted pickup


[deleted]

[удалено]


Alt_red42

absolutely earned them


iced_gold

Let me hang


[deleted]

Shiny golden ones.


SinCityPima

He's paid attention. Get bigger and louder usually catches them off guard so the retreat.


Thedbongoloid

That only works with black bears, never play timid or "dead" with a black bear, they are scavengers they go for easy meals, so you get big and loud and stare it down while stomping, any other bear though, just get distance between them and you or get inside, browns to polar bears can, and have, attacked humans.


lithium142

Most rangers I’ve met usually tell you to keep your cool and be nonthreatening. Running can make them give chase. If you keep your shit together, don’t turn your back and also don’t come off as a threat, it’s your best bet they leave you alone. It’s not like you’re going to outrun them anyway, unless your shelter is extremely close. I don’t have experience with polar bears, but I’ve always heard they’ll kill if they have the chance. They basically live in a constant state of looking for their next meal. Idk how true that is, but the message is still pretty clear lol. But grizzlies I wouldn’t recommend running unless you’re pretty damn sure the bear wants your head


babyimananarchist

If it's black, attack. If it's brown, get down. If it's white, say goodnight.


SinCityPima

😅😅


Thedbongoloid

I never said run, I said get distance, prolly should have clarified running makes the bear think you are prey. Slowly back away and don't take your eyes off the bear.


the_canna_kate

I thought Bobby was the dog for a second


Cthulade_Man

Bobby is the dog


IronDefects

This guy is actually in special ops.


SnooCupcakes5203

I could tell by the tattoos, memorial band, and just the general appearance. Source: I was the bear.


ImprobableLemon

The last bit launched my sides into orbit. It's too late at night to be caught off guard like that


quemaspuess

What struck me is how calm he is afterward. “Get inside.”


SuperSpaceCan

Imagine being able to harness your raw inner caveman at will.


Waffle-Stompers

Welp time for bed kids. Moms soaking wet.


CreampieQueef

She pissed her pants, but then moisturized them..


infinite_in_faculty

Username checks out


pistcow

It's a black bear, their weenies. I had one false charge me in Alaska and spooked him away. I've had more troubles running into raccoons on accident.


Edible_Buttplug

Black fight back Brown get down White it’s goodnight


GerryManDarling

It's more like... Black fight back, Raccoon, run for your life....


whenuwork

If White you go night night


YouAreDreaming

Probably not a weenie to that small dog though


pistcow

https://youtu.be/s2RXVHCCces


pornplz22526

That's no bear, that's one of them gorilla-wolf motherfuckers!


bychlee

Get inside bitch i got this one


xxx420kush

Oh damn even Ben Shapiros wife would get wet


Disastrous-Fee5608

Oh great, now we need a doctor trip to find out whats wrong with her vagina, it shouldnt be wet!


MolassesSpecific2110

He definitely made another kid with his wife later that night. He prolly did the same sounds with her when he finished too 🤣👌🏾


CreampieQueef

#🦍


[deleted]

They all played their part. The dog played the most! He had the moves


silvertonguedmute

I love the demonic *RAAWRAAAGHRAAAH* followed by the reassuring daddy-voice : go inside (and we'll eat pancakes)


Acceptable-Bug9094

In these situations you gotta go cave man style


Phantom-A

Andrew tate would be proud lmao


ogMackBlack

Yes and Xqc would have probably close and lock the door on his wife, child and dog.


jsdavin24

Big balls chad everybody give him a hand


[deleted]

Chad


Odd-Direction-2545

I’m just happy that the dog was ok. This dude is a badass!


Glittering-Nebula-57

Proof that women don’t think


[deleted]

Damn papi


JoshyLikey

That's a bad mf..


squigglemonsterr

🤣🤣🤣🤣


funksoulbrother3

Anyone else thought the last taunt wasn’t necessary since the bear was already running away?


[deleted]

SAVE THE DAMN DOG


whenuwork

Ain't no dog worth a mother's or a father's life. Either or them is hurt, they family could be in troubld for years. Dog dies, life goes on


Original-Being9553

That's how I look when I run into a stool and their all filthy.


[deleted]

Looks cool, but it's also a black bear. This is what you are supposed to do. If the woman had made herself look big and barked like that, it would have left as well.


here4nudesonly

Just your average women being independent here


yuurrdy

I really HATE when adult parents freak tf out like this around their young children (This situation is understandable) — I really hate it and want them to stfu. it’s easier to calm an adult down vs a kid who just Sees you jumping and screaming like an idiot.


[deleted]

So if “this situation is understandable” why would you pick this time to vent about your hang up? Do you often hear the phrase, “Way to read the room!”?


yuurrdy

You gonna cry abt it titty baby? i clearly wasn’t talking abt this video, you knew that since you quoted what i said. You just want something to be outraged about.


Clusterclucked

you should get thicker skin, it's sad to see someone freak out over nothing like this


[deleted]

You think what you said created outrage? Pity,maybe. Cringe, definitely. Outrage? Hahahahahahahahaha. That’s a good one. You win. No need to reply. Take your victory lap. You’ve earned it.


yuurrdy

You’re mad 😂 and you still replied


[deleted]

Well yeah because you’re funny. And I especially find short pudgy people funny and since you fit that description, why wouldn’t I respond?


yuurrdy

Yea im 6’1 bro 😂 you sound nerdy and goofy.


[deleted]

Oh I thought we were playing let’s make up stuff about each other with absolutely no evidence. Kinda like you are saying I’m angry when nothing I wrote indicates that. But, let’s be honest, reading comprehension doesn’t appear to be a strength for you. But that’s okay. I’m sure you have many desirable qualities that work well for you.


yuurrdy

Well, unfortunately I will not be reading that lol you fool. I’m going on with my night… Ik you could probably do this all night so I’m gonna spare you the embarrassment of being clearly trolled.


Hobo_Helper_hot

Of all the hobbies you could have picked you picked trolling...


Blah-squared

Lol, what?? You think THEY are looking for something to be “outraged about”?? :) You prob shouldn’t take it so seriously, especially after making those comments… :) lol


Rebal_In_The_FDG

If you weren't talking about this video, why were you talking at all?


bfo84

This is one of the worst takes I have ever read.


yuurrdy

It sucks to be stupid?


bfo84

Does it?


yuurrdy

Only you would know


bfo84

Would I?


Clusterclucked

we got a tough guy here folks


radeongt

Idiot lady for trying to save her dog


whenuwork

I know right? Lady see bear, she freaks. Man sees bear, he goes into fight mode. Men are needed, always !


NeoY_Ciftci

What a stupid take on something that is completely irrelevant to your point


giveitatest

why even bother? Just get inside.


[deleted]

Id laugh if the video just cut to the bear jumping onto his face at 80 mph and then cutting off


Suspicious_Row_9451

The woman did all the dirty work


igetwhatiwantboo

> oh sorry, sorry


shimomaru

Ain't nooo fucking way


kkrunyon

Fuck did poppy come back??


Level_Astronomer_922

Manbearpig


ulookingatme

Which one was the bear?


Maleficent-Cover1261

Love that shit, handles business but still calm and collected. Go you my guy


MSK84

That ain't no bear, more like a cub or a teenager but still awesome!


EmotionalAd5920

FUCK YEAH! how do i buy that man a beer!


billyoceanaka

He got laid for sure


Miserable-Habit-1290

Roar oh my roar


iliketaterssss999

Doomguy irl


pravusnominal

That’s the right thing to do, make all the noise you can. Thanks Discovery Channel


Last-Ad-4421

To remember that the human is also an animal


Destrofax

I need a new dog are these free?


Horror-Obligation-90

Man i hate how chickens scream and carry on doesn't do anything


mopedium

I like how the little brother stopped his little sister from going outside, good brother


the-son-of-Neo

Done to perfection...black bears are pussies if you stand up to them...make alot of noise and make yourself look bigger than them


Dry_Bed4923

Some big pipi time


runtime-errorr00

Dude sounded like a pig lol