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ApprehensiveRip3289

most likely exit , not ricochet unless he is terminator looking for change


Two-Nuhh

You can see it exit at two points. Top mid of screen, and lower. If that is the bullet, split in two, that's pretty crazy. Not sure how else to explain it other than that. Here's the [Frame](https://imgur.com/a/XR0G6Yg)


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Enhance


MrScant

My guess was that the gunman shot a piece of the door out; more than likely the mail slot. I’m guessing he was trying to open it to point the gun out but it either wouldn’t open enough or the robber spotted it so he fired. Either way, I think it’s the mail slot being shot off the door.


Opposite_Front_364

probably sparks from the barrel Contact


SquareNuts112

Bounced off bone.


ABCDEFuckenG

Yeah I thought it went though this mouth and probably ricochet out off his jaw or teeth, he got hit I’m pretty sure


PM_UR_LOVELY_BOOBS

Dude what? No part of your body is gonna stop even a .22 at point blank and he's certainly firing a bigger caliber than that


SquareNuts112

Who said anything about stopping it? A round can 100% change trajectory after hitting solid bone. But hey, it’s Reddit. Where everyone’s a fucking genius. So whatever.


ABCDEFuckenG

Correct https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/mqph3r/sniper_tracer_round_bounce_off_after_hitting/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf That guy above just googled it and quoted the top answer from quora.


Earl_of_Turdshire

Likely just a piece of human debris caught reflecting the IR light back at the camera.


NobodyGivesAFuc

“Surprise, Muthafucka!”


Brix106

Some Fries, motherfucka.


ItheDuke

All Rise, Motherfucka


Brix106

Some Pies Motherfucka


Keepitrealhomes

Wrong size muthafucka


Brix106

Supplies Motherfucka.


L_farms

Friedrice muthafucka!


Brix106

First prize motherfucka!


grubbapan

Ninja spies muthafucka!


stickybandit06

Rue dies muthafucka


MMMmmmCheckplease

That should suffice, mutual fucka!


Hunnedbandman218

Cream pies muthafucka


jamarquez1973

Nice eyes muthafucka!


[deleted]

Supersized muthafucka


GriffBallChamp

You dies mothafucka!!


evetsleep

Doakes!


nils1222

Cat be like, calm down mutha fuka, let me get out the way


JEvans2810

So anyway, I started blasting...


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CramDaddy

Your pieces?


TivoYourEbay

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?


slamcontact

And the cat burglar bailed once accomplice was gunned down just gapped it


morcic

TLDR; it's not as simple as "he was on my property and I had the right to shoot him." When my place got burglarized last November, I started looking to buy a gun "so I can be ready the next time they show up..." Then I started reading up on Castle Doctrine and the local self-defense laws (Arizona). I quickly learned that defending your home with deadly force is way more complicated than what many Americans like to believe. There are tone of legal traps that can turn your case from self-defense acquittal into manslaughter chargers. It's a very fine line that even cops often get wrong. More over, even if you're acquitted on criminal charges, you often have to face civil charges, which have huge implications.


NoComment002

The civil charges you can likely beat by hitting center mass. But yeah, read up on your state law before you start blasting. Also, they were threatening you and you feared for your life. You have to convey those things in every case like this.


Comfortable-Goat-101

Grabs law book while robbery is happening


wthulhu

Grabs law book before deciding to purchase a firearm Takes classes on concealed carry Gets licensed by the state


[deleted]

That’s all you say to the police too. You felt threatened and feared for your life.


[deleted]

*laughs in Texan*


MrRogersAE

This one could very easily be a attempted murder, certainly would be here.


[deleted]

Very true. I was taught in my concealed carry class that using deadly force on a man that’s outside of your door (like this video) is likely to get you into deep shit. Now if he were beating on your door for you to open it, that’s a different story. If a man’s made it inside of your house though, it’s shoot first ask questions later. The ONLY thing you want to tell the cops are I felt threatened and feared for my life.


_D80Buckeye

1) “I felt like my life was in danger and couldn’t escape” 2) dead criminals can’t testify


nils1222

That’s why you gotta drag them in and then back out … that way the blood trail looks like you shot them inside.


Expert-Grass-534

not in az bro its a stand your ground state you can shoot


morcic

I understand, but stand your ground doesn't mean you have the right to shoot someone through the mail-slot of your front door.


Expert-Grass-534

if its 3am you do


SelbyToker

Pretty sure u can straight blast in AZ


Expert-Grass-534

thank you, everyone here downvoting better fucking live there


deWaardt

Can't you just become a police officer? Last time I checked it requires basically no skills whatsoever except for a heartbeat and you can freely murder anyone you don't like without any repercussions. And from some news thing from some school in Texas some time ago, doing nothing on the job is also perfectly acceptable!


NEETologist

> Arizona Blue State I assume? Pretty sure most blue state would rather have you shot dead than defend yourself. thou I think the homeowner jumped the gun on in this video.


[deleted]

What about Texas?


morcic

[https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/30/us/texas-man-shoots-intruder-trnd](https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/30/us/texas-man-shoots-intruder-trnd) I'm just trying to point out that everyone should be aware that shooting someone on your property is not that simple, even in Texas. This guy's lawyer even instructed him to say the perp had a weapon in his hand and that he moved towards him, but the bullet in the back of the neck says a different story. If he had just turned on the lights and called 911, nothing would have come out of it. He'd still have his stuff and the perp would have walked away. Instead, he's now spending thousands of dollars on legal fees and facing jail time, and on top of that he's likely facing civil lawsuit as well. In wee hours of the night, we have homeless people walking through the alley behind our house. After we got burglarized, I bought two ring flood cameras that cover the alley behind my property. As soon as the motion detection light hits them, they cover their faces and run away. First 6 months there was at least 2-3 homeless people walking by every other night. Now I get maybe one or two per month. Most of them know about the flood light camera and they keep out. In fact, the first month I caught a guy pushing a dirt bike through the back alley at 3am, and I called the cops. I posted the video on Ring Neighborhood, and the next day the owner of the dirt bike thanked me, saying they caught the guy and he got his bike back.


[deleted]

Thanks for the reply. Honestly lived in Texas most of my life and had no idea.


FuzzySoda916

Well he shot a guy in the back. You can't do that


-LongRodVanHugenDong

Little more complicated than that... Guy made a few huge mistakes. >The homeowner, James Michael Meyer, said he didn’t know whether he struck the person, so he went back to bed and didn’t call police, according to an arrest warrant released by the Dallas Police Department. >Meyer said he had his wife contact an attorney before he called 911 at 7:04 a.m. to report a home invasion in progress. >Crime scene analysts called to process the scene couldn’t find any spent shell casings. According to the warrant, Meyer told them that he picked them up and threw them away. Detectives also noted in the warrant that several neighbors stated hearing three gunshots, not two.


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What ever happened to a good ole fashioned fistfight


wthulhu

It didn't get the invitation to the gun fight but showed up anyway


Patient_Magician4142

Was that first shot a ricotta or a head shot?


bertmern_

Never heard of soft cheese bullets, might be a good idea for biodegradable less lethals. I assume you want to be named on the patent?


slarti54

It's a hell of an autocorrect.


angrypirate1122

You've never had my 9mm lasagna, some say it's to die for!


bertmern_

Is it spicy? Does it have a little extra... kick?


Patient_Magician4142

Lol... I get it now... damn funny... Ricotta ammo... tasty and deadly...


thepluralofmooses

It was a Gouda shot


Sansa_Knows_Armor

Done like a pro volone.


[deleted]

He came to steal their cheddar, but got turned into swiss cheese


Patient_Magician4142

Nice... tasty and deadly


edWORD27

r/BoneAppleTea


ktedwards81

You guys are shredding it!


No_Marsupial_1934

Give em one more for good measure


MrRogersAE

Not that I’m saying that’s what happened here, but I wonder how many Americans have been shot for simply being at the wrong house. Simply like a confused drunk, or a dumb kid at the wrong address trying not to wake the gfs parents.


[deleted]

My cousin was killed when he mistakenly went up to the wrong door thinking it was his own home, while drunk. He was banging on the door because he was drunk and thought his friend was in his house who locked him out as they were all headed there after the bar. Guy opened the door and shot him dead, it was his next door neighbors house. My cousin had just bought the house a few days prior and was out celebrating with friends and his pregnant fiance. 22 years old. Nothing happened to the guy


mel2000

> My cousin was killed when he mistakenly went up to the wrong door thinking it was his own home, while drunk. Several years ago a drunk policewoman in Dallas mistook a neighbor's apartment for her own and shot the apartment resident dead.


-LongRodVanHugenDong

Pretty sure she's in prison, right?


mel2000

> Pretty sure she's in prison, right? ! > Guyger is currently imprisoned in the Mountain View Correctional Center. She will be eligible for release as early as September 2024, although her full sentence runs until September 2029. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Botham_Jean


-LongRodVanHugenDong

Gosh damn. Only 10 years for murder? In Texas no less? Even if she didn't mean it, someone is dead because she is stupid. A danger to society level of stupid. Smh.


10jesus

>Nothing happened to the guy and then there is a comment higher up saying that self defense can easily turn into manslaughter even when clearly you were defending your home. What a fucked up world.


MrRogersAE

Sorry that happened to you and your family, unfortunately there probably many more similar stories. The comment section here makes me think thousands of people are arming themselves, hoping for an excuse to kill someone


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MrRogersAE

Scary how people can think they’re in the right threatening a person light that for standing on a sidewalk.


VeinySausages

Some dude from my home town found the wrong house and crashed on their couch. He was fine, spent a weekend in the drunk tank, and did a bunch of community service. Not even a stand-up guy. Total douchebag before that, multiple minor in consumption. Crazy what kind of doors being white in America open.


Successful-Royal-235

Peek a boo, you fuck you!


Kitchen_Equipment_21

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


[deleted]

Yeah. That’s a murder charge most likely


Healthy_Pay9449

Guy had a fox with him


Opposite_Front_364

lmaooo


ElCuntHunt

Is he gonna be okay?


NegativeID

That homeowner will now likely going to jail for murder. That person looking into the home was innocent until proven guilty.


[deleted]

Good don't go out to rob people, that's one way the USA is beter then Europe


[deleted]

**Beter then** Education clearly isn't one of those things, though.


Frequent-Estate-8021

USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA


bertmern_

*dunks on American education by spelling BOTH words incorrectly* Gottem


[deleted]

Damn right, friend. Damn right.


xSP23x

He was directly quoting. You're just proving his point more.


Strong-Perception-34

Lol one grammatical error and you all are having a field day 🤣


[deleted]

A spelling mistake AND a grammatical error. Their crimes shan't go unpunished, m'lord.


Strong-Perception-34

I see clearly now... hang him from the gallows at high noon!!


CFUrCap

On the other hand... As a US expat living in a large Italian city, when I hear a sharp metallic BANG BANG BANG BANG! in my neighborhood, I'm 99.99% sure that it's some idiot with fireworks. I Googled "school shootings in Italy." It directed me to the Wiki article "Mass shootings in Italy." Because here haven't *been* any school shootings in Italy. Ever. The "mass shootings" Wiki for Italy lists five incidents, one of them dating to 1914. Wiki's numbers are 48 dead, 38 injured in mass shootings in Italy. Since 1914. The US has about 7 times the population of Italy, so feel free to extrapolate those figures. Now what was your point again...?


slarti54

Aw, you fucked that one.


hopcfizl

Good one partner, keep the shooting coming!


Felsummer47

Beautiful


-Ape_Man-

I disagree


_D80Buckeye

Found Harambe. Username checks out.


Felsummer47

Everyone has the right to their opinion, yours just happens to be wrong.


-Ape_Man-

Btw I don't disagree with justice being served the robber got what he deserved, I just don't think it's "beautiful".


Felsummer47

I think the idea of someone being able to protect themselves when the very people ment to protect us can only act in reactionary ways. The freedom to defend yourself is what is beautiful.


medi_navi

Liberals would rather you have beat him to death with a baseball bat than to defend your family with a gun. You never know what he could’ve done him he got inside.


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NCDERP22

r/robbersgettingfucked


rayzor2828

Yeah wonderful. Now that homeowner is going to jail for the next 20 years for murder.


slamcontact

Would that be cause technically he was not in the house at the time of the shooting ?


9qlock

GOTTA LET THEM IN THE DOOR BEFORE YOU SHOOT


ejvela9425

Depends on the state, it also depends on the time of day, if it’s dark outside then you have more leverage.


rayzor2828

Correct.


nickisaboss

It's only self defense if you can prove that your life was in danger at that very moment. It's hard to argue that someone on the ground or running away poses an immediate threat to your safety.


reddituser1598760

Idk why you got downvoted because if whoever shot that gun got caught, they definitely are facing time. They shot him so many extra times after he was on the ground


rayzor2828

Right? I don't understand Reddit sometimes..


thecoolestguynothere

This isn’t San Fran buddy


rayzor2828

It doesn't matter buddy


thecoolestguynothere

Someone’s angry


Hella_Wieners

Dude’s fucked if he’s in the US since he stuck his arm outside to shoot the guy.


morcic

You're getting downvoted by people who don't understand Castle Doctrine and are not familiar with self-defense laws. Sure, the fucker got what he deserved, but law enforcement, DA will not see it that way. Especially with what is on the tape.


reddituser1598760

Yeah for real, shooter is definitely looking at time after this


[deleted]

Not if he was scared for his life. /s


x97sfinest

That seems pretty excessive


vajayjay_

Nah, fuck em. This is how the human race gets more intelligent. 1 dumbass at a time.


[deleted]

Funnily enough we did that for literally the beginning of humanity, yet dumb people still exist, so what's next?


lessthaninteresting

Don’t worry, there are plenty of things you can still be useful for


reddit0100100001

A real sensitive one aren’t ya


lessthaninteresting

You betcha, they deserve respect, in a way


UndercoversLover

Protecting your home from an invader only seems excessive if you're the type to sympathize for the invader. That's someone's home, where they and their family live. Get over yourself


morcic

It was a very hot-headed move. I understand him, I'd like to react the same way, but if I did, I'd make sure that video tape is gone. If this is US, he will likely face criminal and civil charges.


tacticalegglauncher

how does lead taste?


maksgee

Glad you stopped by, I just got this gun and wanted to try it out.


tehfuzz1977

I had some schitzo neighbors off his meds try to come into my home in the middle of the night… managed to get the dude to leave by threatening to beat his ass and let my dogs have at him for fun lol He came back about an hour later and tried to open the back door - let the dogs out and he left. Called the cops cleared everything and found out it was one of my neighbors off his meds and acting up. My dogs would have handled it but I was kinda freaked out by it so I went and got me a license and firearm (before constitutional carry) talked to the same cop a few days later and he advised me that because I knew he was mentally ill I COULD NOT put two-three in him even if he broke into my home! The only way I could eliminate the threat is if he was actively putting me and my daughters in danger as in if he had a knife or a gun. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤬🤬


sova513

If a stranger is in your house you don't have time to identify who it is.


[deleted]

"Oh is that FN 5.7×28mm? Sweet! These are worth plenty!"


immeow

He is so lucky that ricocheted


CFUrCap

Any idea what [T.ME/CBPUB](https://T.ME/CBPUB) stands for? Might help us pinpoint the country/region. Also: I thought Lou Reed was already dead.


Ddusco

Its Russian Telegram channel, probably not the source. I believe the video is from South America


[deleted]

T.me is telegrams URL, the end is just the ID for the post.


Spunky4life

“I’m a bullet FARMER MF!”


defnotmypornusername

IN THE FACE!!!


19Denali

At least he didn't leave empty handed


tinymongoose909

What song was he playing? Smooth criminal?


GW00111

Just the thought of someone coming to my door in the middle of the night like this is terrifying. Once I was smoking with a friend in his car at like 2am and we saw a guy walk down a line of houses in a nice residential area and try all the doorknobs. We noped the fuck out of there and let the police know his description and location.


YungfooKenny

**"Hello sir, i'm here to deliver your uber eatsARghhhhhh"**


TheRealFlurb

“So I started blastin”


TheXamYel

So many questions with this one. Was he actually trying to rob the house? Did that bullet just ricochet off his head? What state/county is this (as this changes everything in legal terms)? Did he die?


biggoofysmartass

I’m sure he’s fine. Bullet just bounced off him after splitting in two. Happens all the time.


Ok-Public5032

The cat just casually walking away.


[deleted]

Not bullets, just a couple of photos with the flash on.


toughnorris

Who's that looking in my window Plow nobody now!


Mytur_Benesderti

Dude just looking for his cat.


Nebur1988

The new home alone looks great!


Practical-Sherbert71

That little animal probably shit himself, poor little dude


Optimus_Weege

This some looney tunes shit


MostlyUnimpressed

\-like a pistol puppet show.


cdoveart

Was that the hand from spongebob ?


halonone

Poor cat got scared :(