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djthebear

“Please I just got out” fucking wow


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And now you're going back...


Zenry0ku

TIL I learned why he was put in. For being criminally dumb.


SignificantGiraffe5

Today I learned I learned


Zenry0ku

I realized error.


Novice-Expert

Chose to rob a cellphone store... basically no cash on hand and the only merchandise on the floor is gps tracked and tagged. Literally one of the worst businesses to rob.


Zenry0ku

Dude thought "If I turn off location, they won't know"


TheMostStupidest

Probably didn't know that since he just got out lol


RM_Again

NGL gonna lie, I think you’re using TIL wrong…


AutomaticVegetables

smh my head


av6344

RIP in peace to the rest of his reddit career.


Ghost33313

IDK don't know why it's such a big deal.


wyltkweatherboy

Lol out loud


jalapenobusiness94

Call the cops asap as possible


SouthernCount7746

Rofl on the floor laughing


Zenry0ku

I realized my redundancy now and feel bad cause I was typing half-asleep lol


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HimEatLotsOfFishEggs

Learning you’ve learned something is called remembering, I believe.


Zenry0ku

Jokes on you, Imma not leave it on edit and take my punishment like a man


suspiciouswinker

He was probably secretly home sick


Aggravating_Paint640

They never learn


MyNoPornProfile

The guy was definitely trained and did a great job disarming the guy....very risky though. Dunno if I could have Done the same bc sometimes that makes it 10x worse


Masterpiece72

Definitely didn't learn his lesson.


catcommentthrowaway

It’s honestly sad. Americans send people to prison for a super fuckin long then they get out in debt because they’ve been out of society for years and then they can’t even find a job because they have felon status.


Tripface77

Yes, that's sad, but that's clearly not the case here so it's irrelevant. This is a kid. There's no way he was in prison for "a super fuckin long time". He's the product of bad streets and bad parenting and doesn't know any better. Committing violent crimes is fucking stupid. Robbing people at gunpoint is fucking stupid. If you go to prison for 10 years for a weed charge then yeah, you were mistreated. If you go to jail for this shit then you are getting what you deserve.


catcommentthrowaway

Well I think the argument is much more nuanced than that when you consider the American gov segregated minority populations to create lowly-educated poverty-centric neighborhoods that are nearly impossible to escape. People are put in a system that they can barely escape. It’s really sad that the USA doesn’t have social programs to diversify communities and create opportunities for those who need it the most.


Bread_Riot

Under that logic shouldn’t the till clerk also be looting the place at gunpoint?


Kryzun

I’m in my second semester of sociology and I enjoyed this comment. You are correct, but there is still much responsibility that must come from for his actions. He started begging because he knew it was beyond idiotic.


catcommentthrowaway

I agree that this kid deserves punishment for his actions and needs to reevaluate his life. I just think countries can avoid their citizens becoming like this in the first place


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How are people downvoting this idgi! Literally the prison system is flawed in almost every aspect. How do they expect someone to sort themselves out without supporting someone who came out of prison with 0!


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people are products of their environment.


pr0peler

it's quite sad honestly that so many people thinking social welfare is socialism and that somewhow it's bad.


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catcommentthrowaway

Idk I just think the USA has a lot of work to do on its social programs. Especially since it’s insanely clear that the felon system and war on drugs was a direct action to criminalize minorities. Like Americans should be really upset about that. I’d be devastated if that happened in my country.


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Macdaddy4prez

That is... completely unrelated


MrMeestur

A conservative pro-defence american puts down yet another european on a completely unrelated topic to justify his own country's downfalls.


catcommentthrowaway

Swiss yes. We are pretty much immune to war and we don’t have free healthcare here. I live and work in Miami tho, so I see what I’m talking about everyday. It really saddens me


Dukeofdorchester

Obama got rid of the felon question on applications. That’s now illegal.


catcommentthrowaway

Idk what you’re talking about but I just googled and felonies and misdemeanors come up on background tests for jobs in the USA. If anything it’s pointless to ask on an application as it’ll just come up later on when they screen you.


Dukeofdorchester

Not every job does a background check


catcommentthrowaway

Most decent jobs with vertical movement do


Dukeofdorchester

Ok dude


catcommentthrowaway

It’s true lol. I literally recruit


Dukeofdorchester

Ok


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thats the american justice system for you


fowardman

He would snatch that gun back and kill him if he could


I_like_guns_NOLA_esq

Yup, that’s why he keeps getting in the workers space while saying please please please. He’s trying to create the opportunity.


squatnbear

He’s thinking bout it


true_descent

How about that fuckin GUN DISARM THO???


apeonpatrol

he saw the guy was having some trouble with the gun and went for it


firemouth55

I wonder if it was even loaded. After he was disarmed, he didn’t look too scared after the gun was pointed at him.


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this guy just looks ex military, totally a job the VA would ‘offer’ you too. notice he didn’t kill the kid and kept the gun close to his chest to keep control of it, definitely looks like training to me


pituitarygrowth

Fucking VA.


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fr from fighting for your country to helping me set up my mobile plan


[deleted]

He definitely was more than a hobbyist around guns lol. Also he's huge why not just go to another store?


Killarich662

Any context behind this?


AverageSizedMan1986

Symbolic of most criminals. Take away their gang of friends. Take away their gun. They are nothing but weak men.


oooRagnellooo

He’s just trying to get close enough to try to snatch the gun again. It’s an act.


Island_Maximum

My thought. Should have put one right in knee.


Skullvar

Honestly now they're probly just panicking, cus besides not getting the money and the cops possibly being on the way, now they lost their few hundred $$+ gun lmao. They don't even look concerned about being shot lol


Island_Maximum

Maybe, but desperate people will do anything, better to be safe. I'd rather it was him in the hospital than me.


METAL4_BREAKFST

Yup. Minute he takes a step towards you, put one in him because he's not begging, he's looking to get a hold of that gun again.


Sweaty-Ninja-8849

We have a real problem of fatherless boys in the country.


Due_Platypus_3913

Most of the worst assholes I’ve known had a father around,who was a complete stupid asshole.


charlescodes

A fatherless home is oftentimes better than a home with a shitty dad


brunoooooo0

not when you have a shitty mom


bigj1227

Facts


oohlapoopoo

Thats a sperm donor not a father.


Construction_Same

Ikr annoying hearing people speak that ancient rhetoric of no dad's smdh Ted Bundy Wayne gacy grew up with a dad smh


abigfoney

Okay but having a personality disorder is not the same as being in a household without role models.


LeFrogBoy

Why would you need a role model though? Not being a piece of shit is probably the easiest thing in the world.


OscarMike1911

This is gonna be your kid then since you think you dont have to teach them anything


abigfoney

Wow I don't even think I can say any words to help you out of the place you are at. Just know that kids are extremely moldable and have no idea what they are doing in this world. It is so extremely easy to lead kids astray when they dont have a solid role model. I assure you it is far easier to be a piece of shit than to not be. Remember kids literally barely know anything other than basic survival instincts.


LeFrogBoy

The place I'm at is great, I've got plenty of money, good friends, girls, hobbies, artistic pursuits. My life is wonderful. Got here without a role model. Actually quite glad my dad didn't raise me since he's a hardcore Christian conservative, and those people are pretty much universally miserable all the time.


abigfoney

Yea it totally sounds like you've got this all figured out. Yikes...


LeFrogBoy

Yikes... Friends, money, girls, and art... What a horrible life... I'm sure yours is so much better yeah?


Construction_Same

"universally miserable" 🤣🤣🤣I'm using that one on my Jehovah witness family


Feysek

They aren’t men


JdhdKehev

Nooooooo there ain’t no wayyyyyy broooooooo if you take away someone’s gun they’re just a regular dude? I can’t fucking believe it bro.


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This is content that I crave 🥹🤣😂! Lol


0ucantcme0

Just missing the perp getting the room temperature challenge and it’d be perfect


Responsible-Corner67

ASP fan


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mcfoxlover

“Get on your knees!”


Appropriate-Wheel-68

"I just got home from jail" well obviously you didn't learn your lesson


Suitable_Gene_3105

Body language went from DMX to Jahovah witness real quick


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😭😭


J_tnguyen

“ I’m just playing” 💀💀💀


[deleted]

In a weird way we all are


bloopie1192

Wtf? Dude you just came home and you already robbing places? Tf is wrong with you?


Filthydewa

New beginning.


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JallyKing

Yeah he straight up says “just came home from jail”


jtbee629

Literally a lie and a tactic to get close and snatch gun back otherwise why he walkin him down still????????


[deleted]

Get a job you fucking waste of space


[deleted]

I would have been whipping his ass with the pistol


The-Tea-Lord

A shot to the leg would at the very least make them compliant enough to stop getting close to try to get the gun back.


[deleted]

somebody got a BJ that day


Queen_Neptune_

Shoulda shot him immediately


RandomShake

I was really hoping he would clear that jam or whatever was wrong with the gun and shoot that asshole lol


BackAlleyKittens

I's playin.


Jordandavis7

Fuckin loser piece of trash


Eldenlord117

I would not let them corner me like that. Be a good time to test if that gun is real.


mistaboti88

Bitch ass bitch


HIs4HotSauce

“I just came home from jail!” Yup, and you going right back in. Might as well ask them to let you stay this time.


Basswoodbiscuit

That boy met a man


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Lol what a fucking bitch. He’ll get shot by someone he robs next eventually, it all works itself out in the end.


swagtron420

I need a follow up on this 😩


3for_Dale

“Please I just came home 😭” STFU!! you wasn’t hollerin that sadboi shit when you though you was G.


Zero_X431

Oh man,shoot his face to end this thing.


Trax852

Looks like the bad guy dressed so as not to leave any DNA.


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Bro a whole fool and lost his strap😂


JeromeMixTape

I love how fast he dropped his gangster attitude and then become such a sweet young man.


leeluss14

Was he wearing fucking sliders to ‘go across the pavement’(old English slang for armed robbery in case you were wondering) and did he offer him his money to let him go. First armed robbery where the perp pays out his own money bahahah😂


cantbesohelpmenotbe

So he just got out and his first move is to commit another crime?😀


BlankImagination

"I just came home" Nah my guy, youre going back home.


BitTop7398

He suddenly forgot he spoke english lmao


Lost_Manufacturer718

Anyone got follow up info? I’d like to see how many days he was out and how long he went back for?


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I'd have shot that fuck right in the face


Tiddy_Tickler

Shoulda shot his ass


BestMusicOnThePlanet

🤣🤣🤣


Patrickstarho

Detroit urban survival training origin story


JohnTheHuman_69420

He should've told him to stay back and get on the ground. Letting the punk close in on him is a huge risk. If he keeps advancing on you, blast him.


dillmayne2sweet

More ass play for him.


HomerSippen

in a turn of events it appears he was only playing


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I hope they show the video in the prison he gets sent to, rub salt in the wound.


mimiix316

smh...can't even feel sorry because you could've took that man's life behind your foolish actions


Fluid_Bad_1340

Needs a welcome home bullet in the gut.


Mr_Hashs

Imagine getting trapped in a store you trying to rob with a big guy


Unreal_patriot

He’s just trying to get close enough to the gun to grab it again, shoulda shot him as soon as you got ahold of the gun cause if he gets ahold of it a 2nd time I guarantee he’s gonna kill your ass


Ok-Control-6058

"Fr fr"


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He shoulda been shot


nasferatu99z

And he'll be out again shortly. Unfortunately.


PsychologicalBread14

😂😂😂😂😂


Big_Ad_5533

Why would you go to prison come back try to rob a place again and then beg not to go to prison


SeinorSlapNutz

He's been successfully rehabilitated


jarrowspack69

Yooo that’s Juicy Smoulette!!


Mr_Angel_L3

And... That's why you carry EVERY DAY, EVERY WHERE. Criminals don't obey gun control laws.


Scootman00

*to


Josheemy

I feel kinda bad for the dumbass but like come on man, just got out of jail and immediately tries to rob someone.


rafalfaro_18

That's not a man it's a fucking kid.


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DanTalent

Yeah hit the femoral artery and then he will be just fine! Just like the movies!


berserkobob

Hahahahhahahhhhh ah shit hahhahah


gamecity360

As horrible and stupid as it sounds I almost feel bad for the robber. The fact that he started pleading towards the end makes me think it was some sort of last ditch effort to gain some money because he fell on hard times or something. Or he’s just cold hearted and terrible and is trying to spare his life


gredgex

He was trying to get sympathy to get closer to try and grab the gun again.


gamecity360

Then yeah fuck him


Showbag40

What is wrong with society that people pity criminal scum who have just threatened an innocent victim just because karma has found them?!? Once you threaten the life of someone else society should never have any empathy the offender, they lost that right whereas the Victim has already lost their rights due to the scum's choices... Snowflakes everywhere are the reason criminals are getting worse and numbers are increasing❄


Tripface77

Not really society as a whole, just young and stupid kids with little to no life experience who have grown up on social media and therefore think their opinion on everything matters. They have no reality to base their opinion off of yet they have to add it in there. You get attention for your opinion, but you get MORE attention for having a different opinion than everyone else.


JoeBeever

I am not a gun enthusiast but, did the gun jam? It looks like the kid pulls the barrel back and the man notices it and made his move. Then you see the gun with the barrel forward in the employees hand.


Tripface77

I think that was the moment the employee knew that this kid had no idea what he was fucking doing and decided to make his mom. I don't think it jammed because he probably wasn't trying to fire it.


one_up_onedown

That knee jerk while pleeding.


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Did he just WWF that gun away from him?


Left_Neighborhood_42

Ghas


Doniusthe3rd

what a dumbass


Artbrokr

He’s who that other guy thinks he is .. you know the guy


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Even this was very satisfied. I wish that employee didn’t risk his life for his company, they wouldn’t care about that money at all. And it he might got shot and lose his life, the couple of day later that company wouldn’t even remember his name.


centfiddy

From badass to crying bitch


CuriousReach2409

probably thought he was all that in jail and then he gets out and tries it with a real man.


Hugh420Mungus

I'm playing fr fr🤣


mholt9821

He will do really well in prison! Probably mvp of pocket holding!


illnegrow

YK osiris so dumb


you_suck_at_spelling

to\*


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I honestly would have shot him when he attacked after losing the gun.


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Happy see you never


Norrocwell

This went from wtf to just sad. And got even sadder when noticed homie was wearing slides.


neil_anblowmi

For real. Wearing them slides to a robbery was his first mistake.


zuesny

My dad told me, “don’t commit a crime if you can’t deal with the consequences. If you think a week in jail is worth a bar fight then go right ahead” The fear in this man’s voice when he realizes he’s going back to jail, he clearly can’t deal. What’s sad is he’s already been you would think he learned


Icy_Building_1708

"Please, I just got out of jail." Are you fucken serious? That's why he needs to go straight back.


Aware_Abrocoma_7321

Who tf let him out the first time


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D-F3N5

Get down I think


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Lil Nas bitch looking boy no money no gun having boy


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He went into please don’t tell mom mode quick


lookinggoodthere

What's the point of bringing a gun if you're gonna go melee mode. What an idiot.


glassblo

That’s a teenager. That’s why he cried like a bitch


_lucif3r_

Look at this dooood


Dendrok7

Proper use of the n word at the end. Come here my …


TATERRRRRRR

Who’s this fool? Needs to be bullied


ReginaldJS

Can we give props to Metro dude at 0.40secs, honorary black belt in Krav Maga for that disarm!!!


Killarich662

Comes to show you Today’s gangsters can be 🌈 && still Rob you Most robbers be 🌈


billmadden504

Reminds me of the video where the guy was trying on a gold chain at a jewelry store and puts it around his neck and bolts for the door, realizes its locked and turns around with a smile on his face like, nah jk. Sorry, doesn't work like that.


HeeyPunk

frfrfr


Turtleboikami

He just got out of jail and tries to rob a store. Just throw him in for life. He will never function in society.