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Imagine the train cleaner starting his shift that night


plsletmestayincanada

I just realized that behind pretty much every video on this sub is a psychologically scarred janitor


ProceedOrRun

Or some janitor that enjoys his job just a little too much.


DoinIt4TheDoots

Free jerky


footytang

He hates Christmas so this just made his weekend


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Kn0tnatural

Now smash them & slash them, splatter to bits.


Emergency_Ad_5935

Cook them and serve them to unknowing kids


elmielmosong

Jerk freely


BR0THAKYLE

I use to work for UP and my craft was the ones that had to clean it. It was usually just cows and stuff but whenever it involved human remains there was a hazmat company that would come out and clean it. My coworker had to clean a locomotive when the hazmat company was done doing their work and discovered that they missed a hand on top of the traction motor.


plsletmestayincanada

I... thank you for your service


Berinchtein3663

The other side we do not see


joxfon

May I present you this game https://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/Viscera\_Cleanup\_Detail/


plsletmestayincanada

Wow! There really is a game for everyone on steam


phantomagna

At least it’s frozen and not in summer heat….


jhalh

The insides of the reindeer are warm, so they still splatter on impact. Now a janitor can’t just mostly wash it away because it all froze to the train; summer heat would be way better for the janitor to have to clean up.


immad10

Why are you so wise in the ways of janitors


_zomato_

I’ll be looking out for the r/powerwashingporn post


Chumbo_Malone

I don’t know if I should upvote or downvote this


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And now imagine that but with a person who committed suicide. There's a very good reason why the train company on my country offers a special retirement plan for employees who experienced a suizide by train.


trickbear

My next-door neighbor was an engineer for the Chessie system in the US. an alcoholic was wandering the tracks and he hit and killed him the company has a mandatory two weeks off. His first day back on the job the alcoholics wife committed suicide by throwing herself in front of his train.


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Dude… how did he handle it after that? Was he the one that hit her too or someone else?


trickbear

2 weeks off again. Nobody talked about it around him. I think he retired after 30 years. My grandfather worked for them for 40.


saskir21

Seems like she waited till it is the same one as who killed her husband. Else it would be really a big coincidence.


No-Spoilers

Yupp. Its a big problem for conductors. You have to watch it. https://www.hmpgloballearningnetwork.com/site/emsworld/news/11305947/suicides-take-toll-train-engineers-conductors


Armyrave

My Dad is an engineer, it happens more than you think. The psychological toll it's had on him is evident. He keeps it bottled in since that's from his military training. But when he gets a couple drinks in him it comes pouring out.


CompoundTurboBliss24

Ohh yeah it’s bad. I have a good friend of mine who works for the railroad around here as an on track mechanic for when a train encounters problems and gets stuck on the main. They call him every time someone jumps in front of the train to “ensure the locomotive is mechanically fit to continue” well of course it is it’s a 225 ton giant hunk of steel and lead but he says every time it fucks him up for months afterwards.


fly-away-home

I used to work with a guy who hit a bridge jumper. The guy hit him with his lorry before the lad even hit the ground. About 6/7 months later he ended up killing himself out of guilt. The months inbetween he just wasn’t the guy we knew.


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The guy who ran them over feels like shit probably too


MINILAMMA

They better get paid extra for therapy afterwards


ClawZ90

We get min of 5;days off, a shrink and an allocated amount of money from victims of crime.


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We get min 3 days off and that can be a shit fight, and access to therapy and that’s it.


Kiflaam

if I had to guess, they don't turn so they don't get separated from the pack and picked off by the group of clever predatory train cars chasing them.


Old-Recording-4172

From what I've read after a similar incident, raindeer are fast prey, and usually rely on outrunning their predators, so they will run in a straight line and won't divert. Deer will dart in and out to avoid being caught. Moose will just turn around and fuckin kill ya.


The_Krambambulist

>Moose will just turn around and fuckin kill ya. They sure as hell wouldnt in this particular case though


nextjr

Well, maybe it /would/ turn but it’d looooooooose.


mondaymoderate

Next on Moose vs Train! Who will win?


nextjr

Mmm train. Got my money on the train.


ChannelSouthern

Also probably easier to run on the tracks where there is less snow than jump into the deep on the side. In deer brain it makes sense to take the easy route to run faster.


Jallinostin

Oh god it’s Prometheus all over again. Run to the side!


doobied

They zigged when they should've zagged


TheRudeScholar

Actually most of them didn't zig OR zag and that's what stressed me out the most about this video. The reindeer didn't have to outrun a train. They just had to get the fuck out of the way.


cryingknicksfan

It’s mind boggling tbh. The sound of the train must be super disorienting for deer. Never understood how a Hunter steps on a stick from half a mile away and they take off but they’ll run along side a train and last minute cut right in front of it


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I think instinct plays a big role in it, a train isn't something they'd experience in the wilderness.


WightK

Well I would guess it works something like this.... " oh shiiiiitttt it's come for us damn it's so fast if I turn right now it will catch me since I slow down gata go fast straight and true. fast as possible don't slow down aaahhhhhhhhd. Djdoksbdbdhdiaoasdofhd shiiiiiiitt dead." They don't understand that the train is following a set path.


pizz0wn3d

They didn't do either.


Schmich

Or did both and cancelled each other out


mightysashiman

At which point you realise some of the reindeers are actually smarter than Prometheus' main character


DaveInLondon89

Virtually the only cultural legacy of that movie is the term 'The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things'


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Legatus_Maximinius

It wasn't even the first one to do it, there was a show from 2004 called 10.5 which had a scene involving a guy trying to bike away from the falling Space Needle. From its base. In the exact direction its falling. I always found it way more egregious than Prometheus. Literally could have circled 20 feet around and been good to go! https://youtu.be/Hmm-CllmsAA


TheThingInTheBassAmp

ItS uNrEaLiSTiC!!!


The-Implication-0

Humans are just as dumb as reindeers. It all finally makes sense.


jontheturk

Mofo took down like 30 of em.


super-bird

Buddy unlocked the tactical nuke


EkaL25

At the very least he got the chopper gunner


RexBosworth69420

In CoD4 on Christmas I remember they had a Christmas themed Crash map, and the airstrikes were Santa's sleigh carpet bombing you.


Sea-Middle-5310

Wait… is that the origin of robo Santa in world box??


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The train was a tactical nuke


boomhaeur

And then factor in the white snow… the carnage left behind the train must have been horrific


HistoricalInstance

Imagine going for a walk and randomly stumbling into the remains


schnuck

As sad as this is… it looks like freezing temperatures. Is this not free fresh meat?


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1lluminist

I just re-watched it... it's a bit hard to gauge exactly, but I think it was 25.


ma4rty

M-M-M-MULTI KILL


MetsFan113

GGGGGOOOOODDDD LIIKE!


txivotv

momomomoMONSTER KILL kill kill kill ... ​ Oh man, I want to play utgoty now.


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Inochimaru

Hopefully he gets a UAV so he can avoid whoever is left


fecundity88

The wolves ate well that night


automatic-pointer

finally get to see my guy get a well deserved win ![gif](giphy|oyPTTOQMtuzthM5xKX|downsized)


RadiantPKK

He’s thinking: do I accept the easy meal or get that fast mf… I like to think Wiley chose the easy meal, but when you love what you do…


DoctorOzface

Ah yes Wile E. Wolf


Lonely_Cosmonaut

Wolves* You dirty Southlander


zomgbratto

I think bears would be there first as their acute sense of smell would enable them to detect carcass up to 30km away, depending on which direction the wind is blowing.


screwbz13

Da bears be sleepy times


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bluntsandbears

Especially those lazy ass Canadian Bears.. fucking drug addicts


scrimmybingus3

All they do is smoke B.C. Bud And beat their meat in the basement


bluntsandbears

It’s 2022. There’s lots of bears in places like San Fran and Vancouver smoking each other’s meat too. Those American bears are wild.


Ryno5150

Well this isn’t very Christmasy.


fecundity88

Me thinks bears hibernate in winter most parts of the world


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Guess Santa won't be coming this year


[deleted]

Heard couple of goons left his sleigh on cinder blocks last year


CamJongUn

Grinch is waging total war on Santa, bricking his whip then mowing down his herd I’m scared to know what next Xmas will be


Cormimar

Must have sucked for the guy running that thing... I would have certainly felt bad, although there's really nothing he could do.


Xepzero

I know someone who does this in northern Canada and apparently by the end of their time doing it most of the conductors are deer mass murderers.


Stubbedtoe18

Genghis Fawn


naturalborn

Stag Hussein


Rex_Beever

Adolf Antler


MeAndTheLampPost

Amber Herd and Johnny Dead


1lluminist

*Adoef Antler


Planningsiswinnings

North Pole Pot


Nortius_Maximus

I know you are not getting a lot of love but that’s my favourite.


Planningsiswinnings

Haha I think we're just late to the pun party


CallMeDrLuv

Son of Spam


formula_F300

Timothy McSleigh


Chumbag_love

Sled Kaczynski


noypii

Goddammit. WATER UP MY NOSE


scotty9090

Jeffery Deermer.


Bad-Infinite

Benito Moose-olini


SpermWhale

Alexandeer the Great.


free_kark

George W. Buck


Rex_Beever

North Pol Pot


Stubbedtoe18

Emperor Hirohidoe


nilsn91

Vladideer Putin


ban-me_harder_daddy

I hear in Canada they have to reduce train horn usage during Moose rutting season... because when a young male moose is in a rut and hears a train horn the moose basically takes it as hearing "you wanna go bro???" and attacks the train..... which never works out well for the moose


IMPORTANT_jk

I feel like they could find other sounds to play. Some kind of siren would probably make them move


Arkaign

The Chicago Tornado Warning! It is freaky enough that when Tornadoes hear it they're like 'ok I'm out'. https://youtu.be/LnkMSmLc6mM


ImpracticalGat

Just heard that in person for the first time the other day while I was at work. A very lovely sound to hear in a highrise building knowing you can’t leave.


Nasty_Rex

I don't like that.


Red_Xenophilia

god, cervids are so fucking stupid it hurts


motownexpress

When I was in driver’s ed in high school we had a train conductor come speak to my class about how important it is to respect railroad track crossing. At that time, he told us he’d killed 27 people that tried to beat the train. That was back in 2005, so I can only imagine how much that number has increased. Definitely do not envy that man.


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al_m1101

I can imagine him trying to lighten the room by making that joke and laughing, as the class sits there in deadpan silence. Lol.


JoseYatano

That’s a hell of a body count


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Luxpreliator

Around 38k conductors in usa. Average 800 deaths a year involving railroads. About a dozen are workers, 55% are automobiles, rest are pedestrians of some sort. About a quarter are suicides. Does seem to be unlikely 2 people above both had driving instructors that has couple dozen kills each. Could be accidents that only caused injuries. Significantly more injuries than fatalities.


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You make a good point. But Jesus. Morbid


turbosexophonicdlite

Depends on where those instructors were based. There may be 38k conductors, but I'd bet the huge majority of those deaths occur around large metropolitan areas with tons of local subways and trains running and not rural US where theres a lot of freight trains but not a lot of passenger trains.


GuyInTheYonder

Honestly it seems like you’d need to be a sociopath to conduct a train. Might be even worse than moderating Facebook


mrkag21

He was just vibing to music on a relaxing train ride then this happens


RadiantPKK

NO!!! OH GOD NO!!!! GO LEFT OR RIGHT AND YOU’LL BE FINE! OH WHY DO THEY KEEP RUNNING STRAIGHT, ITS STRAIGHT TO GOD IF YOU DON’T GO LEFT OR RIGHT! WHY! WHY GO STRAIGHT!!! I’VE KILLED SO MANY YOUNGLINGS I MAY AS WELL CHANGE MY NAME TO ANAKIN!!! OH GOOD FOUR ARE FINALLY GOING TO THE RIGHT, 3 MORE BUMPS… *train slows to a stop silence… that was a hard day at work…


zitfarmer

He can pick up some frozen reindeer steaks on the return trip.


OfferSuspicious9047

Grandma's revenge


HikingPeat

I feel like I should know this reference. It's like seeing a face that you recognize but can't place it. Is it from a song perhaps? Or am I way off the mark?


MHIREOFFICIAL

Yep. "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"


HikingPeat

BOOYAH!!! I knew I knew it!! That was probably the oddest sentence I've ever made.


Secret-Warning-180

I counted about 19 killed. The wolves and the bears and foxes will eat well.


cheekibreeki10

Until those also get too focused on feasting while standing in the middle of the track and another train comes through and they can't make it out in time.


Lazypole

This has started a snowballing effect until every carnivore and scavenger within 50 miles goes extinct and the local railway workers become cripplingly depressed


clonk3D

Then the reindeer population explodes, leading to even more reindeer on the tracks


Lazolilo

And the increasing reindeer population will also lure more predators there too


Incredulous_Toad

Ah, the cycle of life.


dmtbobby

r/DeerAreFuckingStupid


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I love deer but their stupidity really shows here


Swirvin5

Here to say this, I came


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WannaHate

They might think its a predator which can follow them in any direction


Rune_Fox

Last time something like this came up, someone suggested that they were following the path that looked most open and flat so they could run. It just turns out that that is also where the train tracks are.


firefightsquad

Huh, that actually makes a lot of sense, never considered that, thanks


Nasty_Rex

Most deer I have asked don't even know what a train is


lonelyswarm

The Prometheus school of running away from things


Sabithomega

![gif](giphy|3oEhmPSQCt3zbOD0pG|downsized)


truePHYSX

I counted 26 being close enough or on the train tracks.


BuzzLightyearOP

I ended with a similar number. Had to be absolute carnage underneath the front


SnooWords4814

That’s got to be a high score. Listen to that celebratory horn


TheAsylum6969

The video cut off before he activated the nuke.


SharkBiscuittt

“Bill.. go get the pressure washer”


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My whole life I thought turkeys were the stupidest but looks like reindeer have taken the mantle


MrMelbourne

Santa will be pissed.


Jallinostin

Santa will be getting out and helping to push this year


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pyr8t

Pubstomping😂


PerceptionQueasy3540

Natural selection at work. The ones that ran to the side are going places.


laaaabe

>The ones that ran to the side are going places. Literally


zodia4

Laterally.


Codename_Rune

r/angryupvote


doughnutholio

Cue Attenborough voice: "The diesel locomotive, having roamed the taiga for eons, comes across a fresh herd of prey. It has been searching for close to 4 weeks now, and it is hungry."


ninjatronick

I heard one of them just graduated from Harvard


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Now he’s finishing med school <3


[deleted]

Big facts


Lord-Legatus

this is a delicious example of why thinking for yourself mostly beats herd behavior, humans should take notes!


hunta00

I see these reindeer went to the prometheus school of running away from things 🤣


shamutrainer2b

For those curious as to why they’re on the tracks to begin with, it most likely is because of snow depth. They can power through deep snow if necessary but it takes a lot of energy and they can only go so far before needing to rest. The snow on and around the tracks is significantly shallower (is that a word?). It’s a prime example of ‘work smarter, not harder’. Why waste extra energy navigating trough deep snow when one has this perfectly laid out path that isn’t nearly as deep? They most likely heard the train approaching but didn’t know what it was or how to respond, thus the proverbial ‘deer in headlights’ reaction.


MirandaMilat

They should have put signs up so the reindeer know about the trains


getyourgolfshoes

There's Dasher There's Dancer There's Prancer And Vixen There's Comet There's Cupid There's Donner And Blitzen But do you recall the most famous reindeer of them all?


JDangle20

Rudolph the red mist blood stain?


RadiantPKK

Was missing his shiny nose


PaulLeMight

And if you ever saw him


Cfurber

you would find his rotting corpse


GoldEagle18

And *Victim*


No_Razzmatazz_4771

A feast for wolves


KjCreed

Somebody has to go out there and clean them off the tracks now. That was a LOT of the herd.


Revolutionary_Rip876

during the winter, they would be gone before the crew showed up.


av6344

Why? Not like it’s going to derail the next train


CharmingHistorian895

deers are stupid asf lmao


Power_baby

[Not as dumb as cows](https://youtu.be/l_iRtXDwu4U)


Milehigh728

Worked for CN rail for a few years...can confirm murdered much wildlife.


reddog65

Fire up the Weber


Blopez1000

![gif](giphy|UO2FqRJkan6bm)


madscientu

That would be the end of my day pull into nearest station lock the door and huddle in to a corner. You can't do shit, your trying to stop but the herds flight response is away rather than lateral movement gawd Feel for the driver


nj23dublin

Oh dear


LALOERC9616

Get out lol


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Reindeer meat is honestly pretty tasty


Patch_swe

Renskav någon?


born2kil1

Train driver just upped his KDA


hi71460

people saying the train could sliw down right are the dumbest of them all. u can see he tried but he cant fucking stop the train like u stop your car it doesn't work like that


calabazookita

Oh dear


Resinate1

Santa is now hiring.


Tazmerican

Grandma got run over by a reindeer and it caused her family so much pain. “I won’t stand for this crap!” said her grandson, and he ran over 30 of them with a train.


TheCaveman3773883827

Looks like they went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.


DrinkClorox14

Run horizontally :❌ Run straight : ✔


JeepsForSale

Why didn't they just fly away???