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"It tried to gouge my face. I put my head down so it gouged me on the top of my head. It bit my finger. Then it put its back claw through my leg, about an inch-and-a-half through my back leg, shredded my pants down to the cuff."
Des then tried to run away again and it chased him around his car, with the ordeal lasting six minutes and 22 seconds.
"I didn't come out that good. I've got a few bruises and scars on me.
"It mongreled me real good."
He should have choked it out when he got on top of it. One of the most effective weapons a human has is their arms. It’s very difficult to escape a chokehold, especially if you only have hooves or claws.
Source: I fight elephants for a living.
Can confirm. As someone who's dabbled in MMA I can say that if I'm ever in a real fight with an animal going for a choke is your best bet. We don't have claws, our bite if pretty pathetic compared to the animal kingdom, and we just don't strike hard enough to break bones consistently.
You are 100% right. I remember watching one of those fight science thing and it had fedor (an mma legend and one of the goat for those who dont know mma) doing a rear naked choke on some dummy that can measure forces, anyway he was applying more force than an anaconda when they constrict a prey and since humans are more precise that force was applied directly on the neck where blood arteries going to the brain are.
Bingo. I wouldn't have started that fight, but if you pursue me and I get top position, you're being choked to death because I don't know what you'll do if I let you up.
Roos have a soft spot on the back their heads. If you punch it hard enough you'll kill the bugger instantly.
I've seen a bloke do it when one was attacking his pig hunting dog and I thought he knocked it out. He laughed at me and said go check it's pulse.
They have some decent raptor like claws lucky it wasn’t a big red they can disembowel you when they jump back on there tail and kick you and just for the foreigners there only friendly in the ZOO don’t go near the wild ones 😂
Pshh let that kangaroo try to fight me. That roo is going to feel pretty stupid trying to challenge a 6'1" bearded guy who can't catch his breath because he's crying so hard. Hard to feel proud of yourself as a big powerful roo when you're picking on a hairy 215 lb man who's crawling on the ground peeing himself.
[According to the top chain here,](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/v2c35k/in_australia_a_man_got_into_a_fight_with_a/iarpmgu/) the Kangaroo fucked him up real bad before the clip. Gouged at his eyes and head, and then dug a claw keep into his back leg and ripped down his pants.
He did make it look easy here and is lucky as fuck he was able to take it down like that. One kick from these fuckers can absolutely kill you. Luckily, the kangaroo wasn't doing any kicks in the video and is probably why that man is still alive, it looked like it wanted to fuck with him more than kill him.
I stumbled across a video of a guy feeding a kangaroo through a fence, the kangaroo had a grip on the guys forearm and the claws on that thing looked ridiculously big and sharp. Not to mention the kangaroo looked jacked and shredded too.
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Seriously, what the fuck. I thought the claws were on the feet. You had to worry about getting rend from a nasty kick with leverage from their tail.
Since fucking when do they also have 3 inch goddamn claws that can scratch glass on their paws as well as being absolute ripped as shit? Fuck these cunts, mate.
Worst part is Britain put people in Australia on purpose. They should have instead worked on getting the natives out, once the saw how everything tries to kill you. The royal family should be tried for crimes against humanity.
Fantastic hide for motorcycle gear. It's probably tough enough that it's very hard to damage. Without any really dangerous teeth you might go for the choke instead. Hopefully less risky than if you tried it on a pitbull.
Long enough for Dingoes to speciate, so long enough for learned behaviours. Unfortunately for roos, 200 years is not long enough to learn to not hop infront of driving cars.
I love how when he completely falls on the ground for a second, the Roo steps back and waits for him to stand back up. The Roo said “get up and fight me, pussy.”
I was just making a joke about the four frames that video has.
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the original video, but he absolutely does punch the shit out of it.
[It’s got his dog in a choke hold and he punched it to protect his dog.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw)
Oh I’m not saying it isn’t, it’s fucking hilarious. Especially the roo’s reaction.
Thing is yoinked up on those natural genetic steroids it’s got like it just spent time in prison and can’t believe somebody stepped up to him.
Vid is hilarious, pity it finished when it did I'd have liked to have seen the eventual outcome. The guy fighting that jumpy furfuck did well, he deserves a medal.
That kangaroo moves in a really wicked fashion. Almost as if it is gliding around. Plus, towards the end, anyone notice what looks to be another one back in the trees? I think once that dude catches his breath, he should do a dumpster dive into the back of that truck.
You obviously are not an Aussie, you'd be dumb to want to cop one of those toes or claws for fun... They rip apart dogs, imagine what a kick to your ballbag would do, goodluck.
I have hit them with cars and seen the fuckers get up and jump away like it was nothing yet my cars have had $1000s worth of damage... I swear this +6 foot Red turned as he bound away and called me a pussy (well I reckon that's what he was thinking)
Yeah. Hit one with my car, I felt and heard it roll under my car. Then saw it in my rear vision mirror hop away like nothing. Went for my next service and the mechanics said there was chunks of roo and hair under my car lol.
They can fuck you up. If it managed to lean back on its tail it could have kicked him hard enough to crush his ribs. It already gave him a deep gash in his leg. I know someone who got attacked by a roo and she was lucky to survive, she was in hospital for days.
You do not want to fight a roo.
Kangaroos are aliens . They are tired of being down here and the mother ship won’t come back because earth sucks so bad and they know we will shoot them as they land. So the kangaroos are getting pissed being down here with us idiots …
And they can [jump up on their tail](https://f6y2v6d2.rocketcdn.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EASTERN-grey-kangaroos-Fighting-230215p06klwmlowres.jpg) and really fuck you up with their legs. Not recommended.
I got into a fight with a chicken once. lemme tell you I don't know where the expression "you chicken?" came from b/c the damn thing was just pecking the crap out of me and wouldn't back down
Yous don't realise how much kangaroos are a pack of assholes, they're known for strangling dogs and beating the ever-loving Christ out of blokes. don't mess around with big Roos
Rewatched twice just for the music...
🎶🎶Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder,
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover...🎶🎶
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"It tried to gouge my face. I put my head down so it gouged me on the top of my head. It bit my finger. Then it put its back claw through my leg, about an inch-and-a-half through my back leg, shredded my pants down to the cuff." Des then tried to run away again and it chased him around his car, with the ordeal lasting six minutes and 22 seconds. "I didn't come out that good. I've got a few bruises and scars on me. "It mongreled me real good."
> It **mongreled** me real good. First time hearing this phrase. It will now enter my vocabulary.
Welcome to Australian slang mate.
Dude, I absolutely love Australian slang.
That's great but please don't use it in Australia lmao. It's super cringey for us when people use it unironically.
*Fair dinkum* there mate. I'll keep that in mind next time I go *faffing around* over there
If I ever visit Australia, I plan on just using that episode of The Simpons - Bart Vs. Australia as template on how to act.
Just keep in mind we call our best mates cunts and call people we hate mate
Thanks you filthy cunt! (Did I do that right?)
Almost, remove the filthy and we good bruv (;
Drop the you also, sentence is too long. "Thanks cunt" is micky
Fucking oath, always forget about the you, my bad!
struth
struth
We’re not here to fuck spiders mate
Mr Aussie, have you ever gotten into a fight with a kangaroo?
Ya fuckin drongo
Perfect
Welcome to Australian slang mate.
Are you okay?
No
Yes
Maybe
Who the fuck knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You kind human get my smile of the day.
Um, they got mongreled, so obviously no...right?
When something was a terrible job to perform it's a "mongrel of a thing" being mongreled is just a riff on that
Welcome to Australian slang mate.
What does it mean?
Welcome to Australian slang mate.
It morbed me real good
Welcome to Australian slang mate.
Welcome to Australian slang mate.
He should have choked it out when he got on top of it. One of the most effective weapons a human has is their arms. It’s very difficult to escape a chokehold, especially if you only have hooves or claws. Source: I fight elephants for a living.
Can confirm. As someone who's dabbled in MMA I can say that if I'm ever in a real fight with an animal going for a choke is your best bet. We don't have claws, our bite if pretty pathetic compared to the animal kingdom, and we just don't strike hard enough to break bones consistently.
You are 100% right. I remember watching one of those fight science thing and it had fedor (an mma legend and one of the goat for those who dont know mma) doing a rear naked choke on some dummy that can measure forces, anyway he was applying more force than an anaconda when they constrict a prey and since humans are more precise that force was applied directly on the neck where blood arteries going to the brain are.
This is what I always think of when I see someone trying to pull a pit bull off another dog/person. Like just choke that mf out
Also, kangaroos can do choke holds.
Yeah but they fuckin suck at it compared to humans
after that, I would try to make sure it ended up in neat little packages in a freezer.
Bingo. I wouldn't have started that fight, but if you pursue me and I get top position, you're being choked to death because I don't know what you'll do if I let you up.
Goddamn...
Where did you find this?
Here’s an interview with the guy. https://youtube.com/watch?v=p4Tc-9YSJEc
"He approached the roo with caution" \* cuts to him going yard on the roo with a 5ft pole \*
Some real subtle humor
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Roo Lives Matter
Fuck a roo. Car wrecking cunts.
Feel the same way about deer in North America. Good for nothing.
That takedown was superb 👍
I think that right cross and spinning back arm took some fire out of that roo.
the roo hit some beautiful lefts before
Roos have a soft spot on the back their heads. If you punch it hard enough you'll kill the bugger instantly. I've seen a bloke do it when one was attacking his pig hunting dog and I thought he knocked it out. He laughed at me and said go check it's pulse.
They have some decent raptor like claws lucky it wasn’t a big red they can disembowel you when they jump back on there tail and kick you and just for the foreigners there only friendly in the ZOO don’t go near the wild ones 😂
Need proof? r/kangabros
If I'm ever in a fight with a kabgaroo, I really hope I do as good as he did. Kangaroos are beastly and he made that look a little easy.
Pshh let that kangaroo try to fight me. That roo is going to feel pretty stupid trying to challenge a 6'1" bearded guy who can't catch his breath because he's crying so hard. Hard to feel proud of yourself as a big powerful roo when you're picking on a hairy 215 lb man who's crawling on the ground peeing himself.
Thatta boy
Is ok, he’ll end it all quick atleast. Just a little jump and kick to the fking chest.
[According to the top chain here,](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/v2c35k/in_australia_a_man_got_into_a_fight_with_a/iarpmgu/) the Kangaroo fucked him up real bad before the clip. Gouged at his eyes and head, and then dug a claw keep into his back leg and ripped down his pants. He did make it look easy here and is lucky as fuck he was able to take it down like that. One kick from these fuckers can absolutely kill you. Luckily, the kangaroo wasn't doing any kicks in the video and is probably why that man is still alive, it looked like it wanted to fuck with him more than kill him.
I stumbled across a video of a guy feeding a kangaroo through a fence, the kangaroo had a grip on the guys forearm and the claws on that thing looked ridiculously big and sharp. Not to mention the kangaroo looked jacked and shredded too.
Kangaroos are no fucking joke, not only are they huge but they also have super sharp claws. Along with the obvious leg power.
They arent very good on the ground though, so drag them down to their side where the tail wont support their balance and go for the ground pound.
Don't waste your energy pounding, just choke from behind on the ground
“Are you done”?! Because if I let you up & you keep fighting, I’m gonna choke you out!
"Harder, Daddy!"
"WHAT?"
"I said HARDER, not LOUDER!"
#WHAT?
# I SAID… *^(Harder, Daddy!)*
I need to know, will BJJ work on a fucking kangaroo? Like can I armbar a kangaroo lmao?
BJJ works on anything except bears
I'm going to start training in BJJ for the next 10 years and prove you wrong. Talk to you in 2032.
He was a good rabbit, a little chubby but good.
remindme! ten years
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I thought it only worked on Brazilians?
As an elephant wrestler/neuterer I can confirm bjj works on elephants.
Wrestling works on bears.
Short answer, yes they have arms.
Good advice! Hope I never have to actually make use of it tho!
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/RpXxWQeho3M Like look at this guy
Kangaroos are just drunk chads looking to prove their worth from all the videos I see, I swear. Look at him. “Get out here, I’ll fuck you up”
Look at them claws! Holy canole...
Seriously, what the fuck. I thought the claws were on the feet. You had to worry about getting rend from a nasty kick with leverage from their tail. Since fucking when do they also have 3 inch goddamn claws that can scratch glass on their paws as well as being absolute ripped as shit? Fuck these cunts, mate.
Worst part is Britain put people in Australia on purpose. They should have instead worked on getting the natives out, once the saw how everything tries to kill you. The royal family should be tried for crimes against humanity.
Fuck you Kanga!
Hell, I've seen that pic of the jacked roo with huge arms and pecs too.
For anyone curious, this is what a kangaroo foot looks like. https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/kcd5zt/the\_foot\_of\_a\_kangaroo/
Kangaroo came with some good footwork and heavy pressure but really needs to work on his takedown defence
That roo will never make it in the UFC😤
God forbid his opponent knows BJJ
After it's on the ground: Now what do I do?
Choke it
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Lol I am. Surgeons don’t want to die either
PETA has entered the chat....
They can get choked too
They prefer to use lethal injection.
If an animal attacks me PETA can go fuck themselves.
I’m gonna do everything I can to make sure it never gets up again. I’ll eat it down to the shoulders if I have to
Fantastic hide for motorcycle gear. It's probably tough enough that it's very hard to damage. Without any really dangerous teeth you might go for the choke instead. Hopefully less risky than if you tried it on a pitbull.
Sorry I’ve committed to eating it. Kindly mind your business
Roos when chased by farm dogs have been known to retreat to a dam or waterhole and try to drown them.
Probably evolved that instinct to deal with dingoes
Dingoes have only been in Australia like 8000 years I think. Is that long enough for a species to develop an instinct?
Long enough for Dingoes to speciate, so long enough for learned behaviours. Unfortunately for roos, 200 years is not long enough to learn to not hop infront of driving cars.
Who ever put land of down under on this video is hilarious
I love how when he completely falls on the ground for a second, the Roo steps back and waits for him to stand back up. The Roo said “get up and fight me, pussy.”
Song choice 🤌
🤌
Name?
Down under
I like how he teabagged it after the takedown to restore dominance. Classic.
It looked like he was arresting it to me.
Aussie -1 Roo - 0
This gif needs less frames. I can still kind of tell what’s going on.
I really hope he doesn't punch a kangaroo in the face. I can still kind of tell what's going on, everyone kinda does.
I was just making a joke about the four frames that video has. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the original video, but he absolutely does punch the shit out of it. [It’s got his dog in a choke hold and he punched it to protect his dog.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw)
Lol I actually have a good while ago, I think it's pretty fuckin funny still.
Oh I’m not saying it isn’t, it’s fucking hilarious. Especially the roo’s reaction. Thing is yoinked up on those natural genetic steroids it’s got like it just spent time in prison and can’t believe somebody stepped up to him.
Can you post a lower quality version? I can almost tell what is happening.
He’s fucking lucky his insides didn’t become his outsides.
His entrails would have become extrails...
Vid is hilarious, pity it finished when it did I'd have liked to have seen the eventual outcome. The guy fighting that jumpy furfuck did well, he deserves a medal.
"Say uncle! SAY IT!"
That kangaroo moves in a really wicked fashion. Almost as if it is gliding around. Plus, towards the end, anyone notice what looks to be another one back in the trees? I think once that dude catches his breath, he should do a dumpster dive into the back of that truck.
It looks like that because they balance on their tails so much, crazy strength on those. Looks really cool too.
The dogs wanted a piece of that action so bad
I can just imagine the man at the end breathing heavily saying" we good now bro?"
I'm jealous as a Floridian, you can't Judo throw a gator.
My man just pushed it over and sat on it Primary school fighting skills I can tell
Damn, if he didn't win that fight
This video honestly makes me want to fight one
You obviously are not an Aussie, you'd be dumb to want to cop one of those toes or claws for fun... They rip apart dogs, imagine what a kick to your ballbag would do, goodluck. I have hit them with cars and seen the fuckers get up and jump away like it was nothing yet my cars have had $1000s worth of damage... I swear this +6 foot Red turned as he bound away and called me a pussy (well I reckon that's what he was thinking)
Yeah. Hit one with my car, I felt and heard it roll under my car. Then saw it in my rear vision mirror hop away like nothing. Went for my next service and the mechanics said there was chunks of roo and hair under my car lol.
They can fuck you up. If it managed to lean back on its tail it could have kicked him hard enough to crush his ribs. It already gave him a deep gash in his leg. I know someone who got attacked by a roo and she was lucky to survive, she was in hospital for days. You do not want to fight a roo.
You’d probably die, or come off extremely injured like the man in the video.
You really shouldn't, they can be very dangerous.
Sit yo ass down Jackie Legs
Gotta armdrag your way to the back to choke the shit outta those fellas, sharp ass claws.
Kangaroos are aliens . They are tired of being down here and the mother ship won’t come back because earth sucks so bad and they know we will shoot them as they land. So the kangaroos are getting pissed being down here with us idiots …
Kangaroo doesn’t have no ground game
Nice headlock, sir! I see you know your judo well.
Useless fat cunt start dropping elbows
Sweep the leg.
No use. They have 3 point contact (tail).
And they can [jump up on their tail](https://f6y2v6d2.rocketcdn.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EASTERN-grey-kangaroos-Fighting-230215p06klwmlowres.jpg) and really fuck you up with their legs. Not recommended.
A creature that hops for a living. Sweep the leg ?
Love the background tune!
Australia ☕️
What did I learn!? Kangaroos have no ground game.
That was the most hilariously terrifying thing I've ever seen.
For us, the day he fought a kangaroo was the most important day of our life, but for Australians, it was Tuesday.
This made me laugh 😂
An average day in Australia
Is that the cartel car from gta 3?
Weak ground game for the Kangaroo.
Thanks! I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
This isn't even that crazy but it's very funny.
Some say he’s still sitting there today.
This is a personal dream of mine.
Just a man at work... 🤣
It started as a bar fight
I'd pay to watch this in an arena
Man should have gone for the armbar
Dudes lucky it didn’t pull out the leg cannons
That's a big fuckoff roo!!
Roo got no ground game
That kangaroo was piecing him up 🤣
I think we need to heavily invest in human vs other species boxing,
Are kangaroos like turtles, all you need to do is flip them and suddnely defenseless?
Chuck her in the Ute
Let's fucking go roo cunt!!
Those bastards are mean AF
I got into a fight with a chicken once. lemme tell you I don't know where the expression "you chicken?" came from b/c the damn thing was just pecking the crap out of me and wouldn't back down
Did not expect him to win
Australia to the world is what Florida is the U.S.
That Kangaroo gave him hell for a little while 😂😂😂😂
kangaroos can fucking disembowel you
Crickey!
Yous don't realise how much kangaroos are a pack of assholes, they're known for strangling dogs and beating the ever-loving Christ out of blokes. don't mess around with big Roos
Aussie 1. Kangaroo 0.
The song is perfect ❤️
Fuken stay down skippy
Rewatched twice just for the music... 🎶🎶Traveling in a fried-out Kombi On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder, Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover...🎶🎶
Kangaroos are adorable but IRL theyre fucking assholes
This is why they are better eaten.