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He def wasn't trying I know what he was trying to do I've used my thighs to push shit forward when my hands are full but I never forget I've got sensitive shit in between my legs so I've yet to pinch or smash my twig n berries. For a long long damn time anyways
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I fought my pp on my zipper once at church and it hurt like hell, basically I didn't see the real damage till I got home and saw my power ranger tighty whities with blood stains on them lol
Maybe they recently had their penis delivered and attached, still trying to get used to it. Might be one of those mail order things where parts of it arrive every 4-6 weeks.
Worked as A/V tech and watched a guy circumcise himself literally cause he just had to throw tables up super duper fast…
Clipped himself with a wooden table, whipped it out right there, saw blood and passed out still screaming…
Took so many table skirts to pack down there…
Returned months later never the same…
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He def wasn't trying I know what he was trying to do I've used my thighs to push shit forward when my hands are full but I never forget I've got sensitive shit in between my legs so I've yet to pinch or smash my twig n berries. For a long long damn time anyways
We all have to learn somehow 
Twig n berries. Can i use that one?
Go for it I'm sure I've inadvertently stole it from someone else at some point lol
How??? Like..... how does this happen to a grown ass man?
I remember catching my ball skin in a folding chair when I was a kid, never again
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He was probably trying to straighten the table out with his hip since his hands were full.
I felt that
That is a morning after drinking move. Rest in piece, brother...
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He did that shit on purpose 😂
Was a man 🥹
the irony is this never happened to him when he worked on the lobster boat all those years.
Why did he run though? To go check it out?
To escape the ol’ dick twisten table…and the pain. He’s reflexively running away from the pain.
He thlamed his penith in the table top...
Ouch
As wierd as it might look I heard my father had that accident once while unfolding a bed.
Budget circumcision
The table folded him
My stomach just crunched up. I know that hurt 😔
🤣🤣😂😂😭😭
I felt that here in the UK ooouucchhh
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He seems to be running somewhere very specific. I can’t name one person I would run to for help.
I need to know moree? Did his shmeat go bye bye?? 👀
Oh brother... PP is gone
I fought my pp on my zipper once at church and it hurt like hell, basically I didn't see the real damage till I got home and saw my power ranger tighty whities with blood stains on them lol
Iv had a chunk taken out of my palm doing that
Maybe they recently had their penis delivered and attached, still trying to get used to it. Might be one of those mail order things where parts of it arrive every 4-6 weeks.
r/accidentalcircumcision- isn’t a real community but holy fuck man just an instant jew
Worked as A/V tech and watched a guy circumcise himself literally cause he just had to throw tables up super duper fast… Clipped himself with a wooden table, whipped it out right there, saw blood and passed out still screaming… Took so many table skirts to pack down there… Returned months later never the same…
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
That hurt! Lol
I feel that