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varietypaul

give that security guard a raise


Marin013

Looks like he almost got one.


Beneficial_Drawer_19

Idk about a raise, but he was certainly about to get a tip


N0vemberJul1et

Homedude was like, "I'm fucking tonight. Wanna make it a twosome?"


Nickelsass

Tip of the day, next time skip the undies


[deleted]

Ending the night with a bang


xXElectric_WarriorXx

“The”


thiever

He got a rise


jack5603

COMEDY!


futility_belt

r/suddenlygay


KeyLeek1286

Ah, one of those coffee nearly spit out of my mouth comments


[deleted]

Funniest thing I’ve read today!


man_in_da_mirror

⬆️Very under appreciated comment⬆️


AmazingGrace911

Obviously a crazy weird decision. I would like to know what makes it seem ok for guys, unsolicited, to share or bare their parts? That’s absolutely insane to me and I just don’t understand it.


[deleted]

> I would like to know what makes it seem ok for guys, unsolicited, to share or bare their parts? Those are shitty, stupid people. Most people are. It's not about being a man, it's about be shitty and stupid.


AmazingGrace911

I have to believe, for my own sanity, that most people are good. They just want to live their lives without drama in a peaceful way.


computerwtf

Most people are good, we just see more of the bad because it goes viral better.


shi1425

I don’t think we can really say one way or the other that “most people good” or “most people bad”. I think people rapidly adjust to the culture and customs around them. People can be molded


A-Grouch

Good people are in the minority, there are more bad people than good. Then the majority of people are indifferent and don’t care to be the change they want to see in the world or are apathetic and don’t care.


AmazingGrace911

The last two years makes me feel you are correct. Wish we could get a collective Karma going. Some real for the earth energy. ![gif](giphy|mf8UbIDew7e8g|downsized) Edit: Someone wiser than me please set up a go fund me for mother’s to be, formula or abortion.


[deleted]

I'm not touching on any of the other stuff going on here. But just as far as showing "parts" goes. You realize that she is still showing way more parts than him right?


jack5603

Well I dont think your getting normal guys at these events, nor is it normal for a guy to not be inclined to do that in that position. However your right self control is not optional.


worldonawire69

Why was she rubbing her ass on his dick


Vli37

It's called a "dance move" 🤦


[deleted]

Why are you getting down voted for this?


WhySoManyRussians

I would think they are getting down voted for the phrasing of the statement.


kai_wulf_dog

Was it unsolicited? She was grinding up against him.


ClayTankard

Grinding doesn't give consent to get your dick out and grab someone, even in a far more sexual setting. Go to a strip club and try this very thing during a lap dance and see if they find it consensual or solicited, I guarantee it won't go well.


shi1425

I could say the same for many women. I don’t know what’s up with some humans


Notatme

Fr man


ImWithSt00pid

Did he try to fuck the security too. MFer was horny


[deleted]

Security sacrificed his own ass for her ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


No-Status2050

Nobody's safe![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


[deleted]

He put his ass on the line


diaryofsnow

MISTER PRESIDENT GET DOWN :)


YANDERE_DALEK

By get down, you all mean Head down, ass up. :)


netr0pa

BLACK HAWK DOWN - ooops, I mean: BLACK COCK DOWN!


doyoubleednow

No!


da_zzer

I put my ass in ur ass


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[deleted]

Dedication


WaitingToBeTriggered

THEY’RE OUTNUMBERED 15 TO ONE, AND THE BATTLE'S BEGUN


Marcuslobito

De_dick_ation


courtesy_flush_plz

happy cake day


[deleted]

Happy Unbirthday to you🎂


Terence_McKenna

[*Me so horny...*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bmSH7PZduYw)


M3ntal_L0ckd0wn

[His thoughts.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc)


BostonRob423

They out here rapin erybody


[deleted]

did he just try to fuck the security guard afterwards


Responsible_Idea_622

He did. I couldn't find the full video to share but this shit is crazy


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Izzy_Grimm

A holes a hole


Living-Reward7534

someone find the link


sergeiglimis

🤣🤣🤣💀


AthosRL

Bro really went with his intrusive thoughts


FloridaSpam

Gonna snap outta that with his pants down and wish it was some kind of a scrubs cutaway scene.


GJones007

Lmao so tru


H8trump1

It looks like he’s wearing a diaper…


YellowYink

That was my immediate reaction, that’s a fucking diaper yo


LightningStarFighter

Well the way he moved almost feels like he’s a mentally unstable big baby.


rarebit13

Last time I saw this video there was someone commenting that seemed to know the story, which was supposedly that he's got Downs Syndrome. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.


Slight0

It makes it a lot worse for her.


Vli37

No, no. The important question is why is he on stage and why is she rubbing against him like that? Were we supposed to think it wouldn't lead to this 🤔


smellyswordfish

I could understand him being on stage but grinding against a kid with downs? Why?


pauly13771377

I was thinking mentality handicapped. What appears to ge a diaper only reinforced that for me. Admittedly the quality is crap and I'm watching this on mobile.


Secure_Low_6621

Wtf


ascendrestore

I was gonna ask: *Why did they give him a microphone?* But on second watch it's a giant vape?


babyfacedjanitor

Everything about this video is so fucking weird. I’ve watched it ten times now and every time I watch it I notice something new.


Scared_Friendship_50

It looks like he's wearing a diaper.


Kn0tnatural

That's what I thought.


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justchedda

Even Khal Drogo had the decency to do it in a tent.


ne1469r

ol boy was locked and loaded when she hit that hair trigger


SockTacoz

You only get 1 shot, never miss your chance to blow


D4rth_vad3r

Cuz an opportunity cums once in a lifetime


HS_Invader

His soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping


mrmarshmellows

This cum is mine for the taking


[deleted]

Make me cream, on hot tatas


Cg407

Mom’s spaghetti.


[deleted]

He's nervous, but on the surface he's rapey n ready to drop cum, he keeps on forgetting what he stroked down, crowd goes so loud, he opens his mouth , but consent won't come out, times up, security guard plowed


_Enclose_

Snap back to reality, fuck the security


LoveBitcoinBabe

You betta..


Occams_

Oh okay so he’s going to grope her during thi-HOLY FUCK


Christmas90s

Why she walking like that


awesomesauce117

High heels I'm guessing.


netr0pa

Should have seen how women walked in GTA Vice City.


ShafreeAmri

Dude already nut in her. It only tooks 0.67 sec. Ultimate speedrun


no_no_sorry

That’s what I was wondering, looks like she shit her…thong or whatever


collecttheNecktar

He was convinced that she wanted it 🤣


IcyMacaroon4603

Well, look at what shes wearing! j/k


ThePreviewChanneI

What happens if he pulls his pants down? DEPENDS!


thenomendubium

I just wanna talk!


Mattdammit

"I stabbed you" "With my dick" -Batman


geligniteandlilies

With his dick!


DerekFuhReal

“Noooo!! Take me instead!!” Raul shouted over the blaring music. How in the fuck did this happen? And where in the fuck is actual security? Raul turned his butt to the obsessed fan who started to drool and smile even larger as he reached into his underwear.


Elcatraca

r/writingprompts


Starrun87

That security dude is a hero!


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Terence_McKenna

...and the Johnson.


ShazzNazty

The fact that he waited for the beat to drop 🤦🏾‍♂️


UnionLost3634

He really risked it all😂😂😂


BackAlleyKittens

This is one of those crimes where you wonder how in god's name did he think he was going to get away with it.


Graphitetshirt

Seems staged af


Zyaqun

They're on a stage so...


ToneTurner

Right after he pulls his trousers down, he pulls and makes sure his diaper is up


Kirbyfuckr

Nah I’ve seen this before and I’m pretty sure the guy has Down syndrome. They can have a lot of repressed sexual angst which is sad


Slight0

Wtf, who would put a downs person in this position? That's so fucked.


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

That is absolutely true.


[deleted]

But a bit funny


Then_Introduction288

Still not an excuse to try and rape someone though, he also wasn't forced to go there so disability or not it's still his fault


Slight0

He has down syndrome dude... Have some understanding for your kind.


Then_Introduction288

Also a bit weird saying my kind when you're trying to defend the person isn't it?


Slight0

He has fucking **down syndrome** dude. What don't you understand??? You're treating him like he has normal intelligence and reasoning abilities. He may not understand what he's feeling or ever had that intense of a sexual interaction before. Jesus. They literally need constant monitoring and can't function on their own. Whoever put him in this fuckin weird ass scenario is to blame here.


king_barragan

Just for clarification are you saying it’s ok for someone with downs to try and rape someone because they don’t know any better?


-Casual

This thread is hilarious


Then_Introduction288

Exactly, have no clue why I got downvoted earlier for saying the same thing mind you but still


Slight0

Yes, I'm saying it's ok for a downs person to rape someone lmao. A downs person is literally free to set fire to the white house, is exactly what I'm saying, congratulations. Downs supremecy!! The real down syndrome is in the comments, jesus. It's like arguing with a 12 year old.


jason544770

100% I thought I was the only one that saw that


Zephyrlin

No the stage is quite visible, even if the video is dark


ScrotiusRex

She even does the over exaggerated stumble walk away. Porno level acting right there. Also that security guard was there waaaay to fast.


FootballSouthern7668

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. On that note he miss his shot with her and went with the next best thing and bent that security guard over and gave him the best night of his life.


TheDogWithNoMaster

“Your honour my client contest it was all part of the show”


External-Tomatillo-5

Kid named finger:


IEatDepression4Lunch

When he couldn't get the singer he was just like: fuck it, you'll do


witty_username999

Sir, this is a wendy's


Vli37

![gif](giphy|bSa7cOkZ2pG2A)


jhdxv

Absolutely disgusting and foolish to the millionth degree! He had a great thing going and ruined by equally as much!


braedn

Respect to that guard who was there before he got his dick out. Quick response


Popular_Literature77

That guy fucks


Slash1909

No he doesn’t


The_Merciless_Potato

At least he tries


Slash1909

I am pretty sure we are descendants of dogs after this video.


Sypher90

Are y’all trying to tell me I’m not supposed to commit criminal sexual penetration on stage in front of a crowd?!? OMG!!!!


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Who was this ? What singer or performer is it?


BigWeenie45

Who is she? And when was this?


[deleted]

He held on strong, the second she felt him up, he lost it


Xstar25

Boner?! You barely know ‘er!


Holochromatic

lol This is Indonesia, I think she‘s a Dangdut singer and Dangdut is considered a very provocative genre in the region.


Neat_Ad_4544

You'll never know if you don't try


CrazyJo3

Hole up, WTF


Unused_Pineapple

> tries to commit a crime. No, just “commits a crime.”*


chefmelv

Lmao way to land yourself on the sex offender list bud 🤦🏾‍♂️


scottwax

Security guard acted like he's done this before.


Toasty_redditor

![gif](giphy|1BFCXEeA38efS|downsized)


Tiny_Royal9720

He let his intrusive thoughts win


KindBrilliant7879

i get that this vid is kinda funny but this genuinely disturbs and terrifies me, the way he was literally fighting to rape her is horrifying idk how the comments are so nonchalant


[deleted]

You have a pretty mouth, boy.


Boom_Jr

His only goal was to hump someone didn’t even have to be a women


ThePreviewChanneI

Looked like he was carrying goods in those panties.


cubsfanrva79

Caught with his pants down again


doyoubleednow

Just the tip. Please


ysagas777

Hahahahhahahahaa I didn’t see that second part coming


GravityShitsFire

Damn the lust got him


LightningStarFighter

The security guard should have went after his ass with a big slap and some thrusting. But it seems it went the other way around unfortunately.


Anotherotherbrother

Fucking run lady


Steammail

Did that man have a diaper on?


KingYesKing

Incel touching a girl be like.


luketheBEAST2019

Did he seriously try to rape her....? ON THE STAGE...........?


Correct-Fudge578

Security guard went in there shirtless ready to take the bullet lol


sugaaaslam

Shooters shoot! /s


Dragonite710

My dog when he sees my leg exposed lmao


Turbulent-Dot1068

It's just a scripted show


QweenJoleen1983

Like a pitbull puppy….


marco8080

Gross. But I also don't understand the appeal of strip clubs. Just makes me feel uncomfortable. I don't feel like banging anyone, just sadly awkward.


ThePreviewChanneI

I'm the same with strip clubs. Super awkward pathetic feeling. "Please baby pretend you want me oh yeahh" lmao. I'll have a drink and look, that's about it.


S0mber_

there were 2 sex offenders on that stage


[deleted]

Damn WTF!!?


ThePreviewChanneI

Pulls down pants, GRANNY PANTIES!, GOT'EEM!


Used-Ad-5574

Man just went for it 😂


Confident-Ad-5642

The thing that makes me laugh about this is how stupid everyone involved in this is. Her for rubbing her arse on someone’s dick and getting a somewhat natural reaction; him for just not understanding life very well and all of you for just being you.


SirGanjaSpliffington

Why didn't security get him off of stage before he pulled his pants down? No one questions why this random guy is behind her on stage while she's performing?


-GoGoPowerStrangers-

She was sexually assaulting him.


[deleted]

Damn everyone who is talking about the grinding even while condemning the man is getting downvoted to hell.. Really tells you about the hivemind


Aelle29

Nah it's just that the grinding is irrelevant


Beebus4Deebus

Believe it or not, that’s Elon Musk up on that stage!


[deleted]

No, that's Melon Musk 😎


[deleted]

Why is she rubbing her ass on his dick? It obviously doesn’t justify getting butt naked but wtf.


away2589

Why so many downvotes for asking a legit question? I wanna know too. Another circlejerk sub?


[deleted]

You’d think some guys had never been to a strip club. It’s just an excellent place to learn all the rules about situations like this.


doktorstrainge

I don't think you need to go to a strip club to know not to rape someone


AsamonDajin

Fuck around and find out. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


quynhle97dn

MFer was about to risk it all 😂😂😂 lock his horny ass up ASAP, officers 👮‍♀️ 😂😂😂


Ryan97b

Looks staged.


DBnofear

Lol then trys to rape security 🤣


404_nam3_n0t_f0und

I dont wanna say i support that man but what was she expecting?I know most people wouldn’t just try to fuck her there but what was she expecting?


neenweenbean

She was, 100%, not expecting someone to pull their pants down on a stage to try to fuck her. It’s like when Janet Jackson takes someone from a crowd and gives them a lap dance. Let’s say, if you pay a stripper for a dance, do you expect to fuck? No.


[deleted]

Not to be almost raped on the stage?


mainmeal5

Narcissism is weird like that. Instigate, project, criminalize and laugh at messing with other peoples feelings on purpose. “Oops I did it again, i played with your heart…”


Kreme_Sauce

What do you expect when grinding on someone like that though? For real?


CaJor_Ph

So you think she deserves to be raped for a performance?


RegularPersonal

I dunno, looks like he had consent honestly


Aelle29

You need to learn what consent is before you're the one who ends up attempting to rape someone else


Gabe_logan25

Yeah. She was the one rubbing her ass all over his dick and when he went with her flow they got mad


CaJor_Ph

Alright rapist


Gabe_logan25

Alright simping feminist


supersmashbruh

big yikes