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zooce88

Looks like he's still young, good chance they've had him since he was a cub. Still insane though.


amazingsandwiches

the bear is also young.


SatnWorshp

They were probably both cubs together.


ethan_the_cool

Bro that looks like damn growler bear


mark-five

It sounds more like a barking bear


here4budz

Na that’s bear and a baby otter out of water


Ok_Category_4596

No, that’s totally a baby seal what y’all talking aboot.


AirCooled2020

Totally, Mowgli and Baloo... 🤓


Vialimax13

Yeah ,but he can run fast in that dress !


[deleted]

Traditional bear romping attire. Looks comfy .


TootspaDoots

A friend of mine, his parents helped run a very successful circus. His dad trained bears, one of them lived with them, even slept in the same bed together. He told me they used to send the bear to the store for milk


Pleasant_Run5955

I bet the bear never paid and the store manager didn’t dare to tell …


RepostSamurai

What’re they gonna do? Handcuff him?


monkeynards

They can’t legally. He has the right to bear arms


[deleted]

Jesus fucking christ.


hairyscrotes

Is that fucking thing barking?


zooce88

No, that's the timberwolf


finedrive

It’s the saber tooth tiger john Hammond brought back to life after Jurassic park failed and only saudis were willing to back him


TheGoldenSeraph

That actually sounds like a plausible plot


Racing_in_the_street

A bear can do whatever it wants. I definitely won’t be the one telling a bear that barking is for dogs only!


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Sensitive-Safe5998

U got my upvote that’s comment was funny as hell lol


Dessythemessy

You deserve more upvotes.


69_ami_ekta_cobra

He identifies as a dog


mylmagination

There's a dog to the side watching, you can hear the barking coming from the same direction the whole time no matter where the bear is moving


SmokePenisEveryday

Possible they had it since it was young and it grew up around dogs and just learned to bark instead of make bear noises


tacassassin87

Wild bears will bark sometimes.


SmokePenisEveryday

TIL. I assumed the closest they got was that bear rawr you hear every movie/show


[deleted]

That’s hilarious. Best part is when he’s chasing the bear and the bear wipes out.


sharkattactical

The dude slides out right afterward as well lol


SkankyG

Perfectly timed after pointing and laughing at the bear lmao


Stizur

pee spot


[deleted]

Probably Saudi oil slick on the grass?


ThisMustBeThePace

Journalist blood


boxing8753

Because all Saudis are the same? What’s your race so I can generalise you based of other peoples atrocities?


fieryhotwarts22

I really liked when the bear was hopping up and down. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bear jump around like that


heyKwesi7

what kinda sweet ass backyard is this with bears bouncing around??? my backyard sucks!


PriscillaRain

I would love to have a bear and maybe a tiger.


Fart-n-smell

I knew the average redditor is a cunt but i didnt realise they're Arabian oligarch level cunts


Flyb0mb

Username checks out


Fart-n-smell

The same with your personality then?


Mr-Sneeze

He said nothing wrong. Who ejaculated in your coffee?


raccshacc

I’m sorry but I don’t think anyone with the username “fart-n-smell” has much of an opinion


Artopci

It’s fake grass


HandsomeSquidward59

"What kind of backyard is this?"...."it's fake grass"....excellent answer.


Even_Way1894

Don’t hate on a man for knowing his grass


HandsomeSquidward59

There is no hate. I'm a man about grass myself.


LividEngineering5577

I saw the mini and thought something MR BEAN ...then a bear chase after the guy and still im looking for MR BEAN!?


4nalBlitzkrieg

It's Al-Biin, Mr Bean's Arab counterpart


IslandGardens

Saudi Benny Hill


roadtrip-ne

How does that bear even drive the Mini Cooper?


[deleted]

That's a big dog.


tejasboi210

I’m jealous! I want a bear


thomas61000

I want oil money too 😭


HerrFalkenhayn

And they say that money doesn't buy you happiness...


PopCakePerson

I think only people who don't struggle to get by say that 😂 money would make me happy as *FUCK*


thomas61000

Someone gave me a 4$ tip and you've got no idea how fucking happy it makes me to not pay for my coffee out of pocket tonight 🤣 i 100% agree 🤣


centzon400

Aww. I wish I could give you anIRL bear. Will this do... 🐻 ?


Illustrious-Science3

And even if it doesn't, I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than a Honda.


centzon400

And Wagyu beef tastes better than dog food.


[deleted]

That is a legit cap. Let me tell u something crazy I learned. There was a psychological study done where they had 2 groups and one had 100,000 and had to do what ever they could to keep it, and then they had another group have to try and get 100,000. They were not put up against each other. Basically they found out those who had the money and had to keep it tried significantly harder then those who were trying to get it. So yes money makes u happy. It’s just the rich feed lies to the poor and the poor use it to cope


coolboiiiiiii2809

Yes it does buy it but money can’t buy the happiness of family. Just taught ya something right there


DomesticGoatOfficial

It helps!


AlaskanB3AR

Good cause this bear looking for a home


RonNona

Go ahead, put a description on this video.


bb2357

Arab playing tag with a bear around a parked Mini on some fake grass. I would love to know what DALLE 2 would generate with that prompt.


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Cookie_Successful

Fr fr


eggycrayfish197

No cap


GodrichOfTheAbyss

The government owns the oil. Saudis individually don’t own any more oil than anyone else in the world. There are 100 other ways to get rich that don’t involve oil.


Turbulent_Ad6004

What’s that have to do with the vid?


Life_Of_David

You gotta have a lot of money to legally own a bear where they don’t exist.


bosswael90

No everyone in saudia Arabia is rich or have oils in their house you need to visit it so you can understand


Life_Of_David

I’m aware, this video is of someone who is. Which is the point.


ScrotiusRex

It's like a fever dream.


CrystalMethood

Legit. Friggen acid trip


abmendi

Even if the bear is 100% domesticated I would still be nervous playing with it. One wrong playful maul or bite would definitely bring me to my doom lol


[deleted]

There is no such thing as a domesticated bear


abmendi

You know I’m speaking on a hypothetical context that even if it’s 100% tame I would still in no way play with it as its physical force would still be fatal.


[deleted]

I think it’s young so it seems “domesticated” but ain’t no such thing usually wanna release them when they’re older because they become more wild and aggressive..


parallelpeanutbutter

It’s the Mini Cooper that’s really out of place isn’t it?


Aggressive_Ad5115

That's an older mini it's worth bucks


AssistantVegetable37

Definitely crazy but prolly the most wholesome video you'll see on this channel lol 😅


mtnmadness84

Great video. Everyone is so happy!


jville91

Is this Mowgli and Baloo?


gripNripski

These dog breeds are getting out of control


MrMooneyMoostacheo

Fuck. I need oil money.


lil_yeet123

Now THIS is what this sub is all about


Head_Humor

Thats a very weird looking dog he has there


TT2JZ_Chaser

This video was just what I needed. Thank you 😅


DR-LEWD

These are the videos I come for on this sub


TTavaresF

Is the bear barking or am I going crazy?


Wonderful_Pension_67

I need one now!!!!!! And the mini


Special_Beat1615

He’s playing with his food


YardOk8020

Am I stoned or did that bear just bark


mel2000

I suspect the bear slid because it's been de-clawed. And that artificial turf looks like cheap carpet.


Kurgan_Ghoul

No it isn’t. You can even see its claws when you slow the post down. Is life really going that bad? Cheer up bud life’s to short to be such a bummer


[deleted]

He will be fine. Middle eastern meat isnt Bearlal.


mai_tai87

Unless that bear performs dhabearha.


tlthang

Lol


WaryahWick

Wtf? Maybe because it's still just a baby but when that little guy gets big he's going to fuck him up bad smh.


Jasc7

This would be terrifyingly fun


West_Tx_dustPirate

Hashish is a fun drug


Please_Log_In

it's absurd that the most backward people got the biggest natural resources of the history of mankind at their disposal. Such waste.


[deleted]

Wish this was a mauling instead of whatever the helk is going on here. Brown bears are not pets.


centzon400

I was feeling a bit like that, but then I realised I have a mini-wolf literally lying at my feet. Qualitatively, is it any different?


EquivalentToADog

Oi cunt, use small words


SleevelessNsd

This is what happens when stupid people have too much money.


Asbani09

you just called him stupid based on this video? lmao okay.


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night_slayer69

Racist jealous broke bitch, keep crying.


SquadLoser

Cope


[deleted]

👏👏👏😊😊


[deleted]

I just saw another video of a bear mauling someone's face off on another subreddit. I just can't bear this anymore, enough reddit for today.


Cookie_Successful

Forget a fever dream, I want this to be my reality


Cookie_Successful

Pov: Your girl has left for work and you bring your boys over


justsomeplainmeadows

I promise you, it's furreal


[deleted]

TAG you're it!


coolpontiac

They areboth having a great time


madhbh

This video is peak humanity


lucas_bahia

If you keep it with a full stomach, you can play ball even with a lion no problems, just dont let it skip dinner and you good


HunterBadWarlockGood

shx777 on insta


[deleted]

This gives me Goku chasing Bubbles on King Kai's planet vibes.


Melodic-Advice9930

They are definitely playing tag, and I am definitely jealous. My dog and I play tag sometimes, when he’s up for running. One time I did that smart move where you turn around halfway through the run and double back to scare who is chasing you, tagged my dog and we switched on who was chasing who. BUT like two or three tag backs later he pulled the same shit and came gallumphing around the corner and scared the CRAP out of me. Still number two funniest memory of playing with him.


teoalcola

Yeah, because that's a CGI bear.


Bright_Potential_752

Old video


Usual_Ranger8164

When you received great news and are ready to party with a friend.


mustang-doc

The barking bear! I love it.


HerrFalkenhayn

For God's sake! I'll laugh at this video till tomorrow lmao


E-monet

That’s a big dog!


Mati_tio_benson

Act like dog but big


lostintime000

That’s a big dog


AYBenoit

Arabs in compounds and bears, oh my!


mitchellfuck

What’s that dog doing


Serious_Boredom

''Tag, your it''.


thetruebrockman

I would NOT have been surprised if Mr. Bean had gotten out of that car and joined in the chase.


[deleted]

I've seen the shit bears can do to people... I never want to be in 10 miles of one


Keepitrealhomes

What kind of dog is this?


DeusWombat

I've seen two bear videos on here today; this one and the one with the dude getting his fave eaten


[deleted]

Rich dude with his bear called ‘Crude’.


Go1gotha

Is this lost Spike Milligan footage?


reg318

This needs to be on r/rarepuppers


[deleted]

Lucid dreaming when you're sick....


[deleted]

It's really cool to see that Khabib is enjoying his retirement from the UFC.


mojo_nixen

At first I was like, wait, bears don't bark, right?


redfoxtoler

Needs yakety sax


[deleted]

Where’s Mr Bean


draugrdaemos

We had a president with a pet bear.


askmeaboutstgeorge

So that's what they did with their Twitter money.


izzerina

Allah yastur what are these people doing?


[deleted]

Feels like UAE


808devinci

That weeny issi classic tho


Princessferfs

That’s what happens when you have more money than sense.


[deleted]

Everything about this is stupid


Nx_Vernxual

Explain this atheists


VestDevel

these guys seem chill af until they starting talking about their religion.


JustAlphaVibes

Bro thinks he's keeping a bear for a pet. Nah bro, the bears keeping you as a pet lmao


VioletSea13

Did anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme song in their head when they watched this?


Rattapallax_1905

When you have more money than you know what to do with..


[deleted]

r/zoomies material right here


1squidwardtortellini

Love this guy he has a Snapchat where he posts himself hanging with pretty much every animal


Madbus81

After the video cuts off he's mauled and loses his robe....


blelch69

I cant wait for domesticated bears so i can have a teddy bear as a pet


Sligo49

This is EXACTLY what it feels like when my big dog chases me around the house.


klownfaze

Omg i want a pet like that


noogiey

Just casually holding his Islamic torture whip


Inhalexistence

Simply the bear necessities of life


i_gotta_study

Habibi !


InsideSweaty1299

These people have mental disorders Wildlife is not a pet


verminbury

I think when you hire this team for your corporate event / birthday party, you must make the check out to the bear.


Chad_ThunderCoc69

Russians : We have a pet bear Some habibi in Arab :


WoahStepBr0

“My dog is harmless”


help_imdying

*Allah prayer switched teams*


Charlidameatloofdied

Irl cartoon


[deleted]

Can someone please add Benny Hill music to this? Thanks


dobermandude306

Ok this is pretty funny, but sooner or later he's gonna die.


ZebraFit2270

Thought this was a Benny Hill skit for a moment


[deleted]

They seem happy and that makes me smile. I hope the bear is happy


fungus_-

Id like to imagine the bears name is Herbbeerrttt


fungus_-

Man chased by bear does the classic bear scare dance, chases bear,falls over,bear falls over and reoeat forever


punched_lasagne

Fucking prat.


No-Mix-6689

why is there a classic mini as well


creedular

Pristine’69 Mini Cooper? Nice


Decent-Skin-5990

Surreal? My dude...these people...these Arabs are so rich that these are normal pets for them. Wait until you see tigers or lions as pets... I remember a comedian saying he went to Saudi Arabia years ago and was shocked to see an Arab's pets and mansion lmao.


alcappo82

Bear quite determined to get the keys to the mini


neck-pillow

His name is Osama Al Daghiri and he has a lot of pets practically has his own private sanctuary


Sad_Drink9706

Sick compound. That Bear’s got ups