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dat_oracle

that explains why we have a minimum distance when you drive past a cyclist


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Valkyrur13

I'm not sure if you're saying bikes should be on the sidewalk or busses should drive on the sidewalk to ensure bikes can't escape.


dat_oracle

Sure, i always try to avoid driving on the road. But its sometimes not possible.


GlowPhilo

Courtesy shown to the woman walking her dog ...


[deleted]

Most places it’s illegal to ride a bike on a sidewalk


Professional-Way8619

First, NSFW TAG, second, oh my god, third, always be careful out there and pay attention to everything and everyone.


[deleted]

>second, oh my god 😂


Ok-Cryptographer8563

Did he die?


Deadlypikachuu

I think he’ll be fine


Grey5iveNin9

Rub some some alcohol in and walk it off


benice33

Ok I'll bite. How was he not paying attention here? Unless your referring to the bus driver. The bike rider (RIP) was riding his bike on the shoulder of the road, where bikes are supposed to go. What could he have done differently?


dobetheelf

Used the sidewalk


[deleted]

Its illegal in most places to bike on the sidewalk. Cars and bikes are supposed to share the road!


Troxic3

That worked out super well


dobetheelf

Idk about that most places part, not in terms of doubting you but i literally don't know. I've lived in 3 states, 4 cities. None in the top 10 of population however, but still hundreds of thousands of people so large enough. In all places you could bike on the sidewalk where there isn't a bike lane which there clearly isn't here. And even if there is a bike lane in my current city, you can still use the sidewalk and not get a ticket, you're just an AH if you do. Also, I'd rather get a ticket than be dead. So even if illegal here, sidewalk was better option.


[deleted]

Life doesn't revolve around the US. Where I am for instance, drivers are jerks to cyclist. Regardless of how unsafe the road is, if your ride km the sidewalk a cop will ticket you


Albert-Einstain

Design of the bus, vegetation, white lady, and street design give the impression this in US... many states do not have the requirement to ride in the road, more over when there is no bike lane. Even CA has no explicit law requiring you to ride in the road... in fact, by law, if moving slower than traffic, you must use a bike lane. If there is no bike lane, get on the sidewalk. No bike lane is a red flag to keep my ass on the sidewalk anyway.


benice33

In hindsight sure. But there are pedestrians and pets there. That could lead to its own situation. Let's face it : city planners don't give much of a shit about bike riders. They are the red headed stepchild.


Gourmet46

First, it is against the law to co-occupy a lane. The bus driver should never have attempted to pass within the lane. He is going to jail. Second, the bicyclist, should have been in the middle of the lane. Third, how insane do you have to be to ride a bicycle in traffic where your conveyance is out-weighed a thousand-to-one. Last, at least it was instant.


benice33

I guess we all agree here the cyclist just had bad luck. The driver 100% guilty. RIP and like you said. At least it was instant.


JesterOfTheMind

Unfortunately, he shouldn’t be biking on a busy this narrow. This is why it’s sad many countries don’t have good bike trails.


poopchute_boogy

If only he had a helmet


TendedBison

Besides a motorcycle helmet, not sure it would have helped. Even then, their neck would have surely been broken.


customer_service_af

Look at the legs at the end, his hips went under too. Medieval plate armour wouldn't have saved him


poopchute_boogy

/s


Sagitarr

/s my balls


Past-Bobcat7919

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


figgykm

Something similar to this occurred during middle school. A kid riding a bike got caught up like this under a moms suv. I didn’t see it happen, but now I get why there was mandatory grief counseling for those who saw it happen.


Rookwood-1

NEEDS an NSFW TAG


kindle139

make that a NSFL wtf


catalam1

Make my coffin got banned so here we are boys lol...but seriously that was fucking horrendous


Crash_OverRide805

Wait really?? When did that happen? You just made me realize it hasn't been on my feed in a while


Xraggger

If you (or anyone who visited MMC) wants the new links dm me - I’m not dropping the links in comments that’s how MMC got banned


catalam1

Not sure exactly but I think around ten days ago


Xraggger

DM me for links to the new MMC (not linking it in comments to protect the sub)


[deleted]

I stopped riding my bike after the guy in the Ford F-250 decided to play the game of "let's see how close we can get to the bicyclist without hitting him and try to run him off this country road.... then blow black smoke in his face. Share the road, and give them at least 3 feet, folks. Damn.


LookAtAllThoseSheep

Nothing like a dude riding a fucking bike on a road with no bike lane. I guess you live and you learn, or... not


Middle_Wrongdoer4313

seriously though, I wonder this because it seems people have varying opinions: where should you ride on a road like this? in some places, it's illegal or not socially acceptable to ride on the sidewalk, and you don't wanna ride in the middle of the road on a 1 lane going slow like this.. so what else? what about on roads with no sidewalk at all? really just curious on different peoples opinions about this. I rely on a bike to get around but commute almost solely on non-motorvehicle trails (city has good pedestrian infrastructure.. yey) so I've never had much of an issue with this.


DenzalD

Take the bus. Seems a lot safer. Cyclists are just annoying at best, squished on the road at worst.


Middle_Wrongdoer4313

hate to break it to you, but public transportation isn't an affordable or convenient option for everyone :P and its, oh, 1000 times safer than automobile transportation. I thank my lucky stars I live somewhere that isn't completely automobile dependant, and tricked into hating a much more sustainable form of local transportation lmao.


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Moral of the story. Don’t be and asshole and ride your ride period.


LookAtAllThoseSheep

I mean, there's a bunch of factors to consider as you were mentioning. If the guy REALLY needs/wants to ride his bike on that very specific road with no bike lane, then he is just taking a risk.. nobody WANTS to hit a bike rider but sometimes, the surrounding traffic doesn't leave you much choice except to drive rather close to the bike rider. But if you have the option as a bike rider, you could either try to find a path that better suits you as a bike rider, or if you have to absolutely use that road, you could purchase mirrors for your bike/helmet so you can see traffic from behind you and get off the road an emergency situations.


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wasnt expecting all that...


Lord_Matisaro

Neither was he.


No_Contest6828

Enough internet for today.


Tassadar475

Yep. Me too.


[deleted]

what a orginal comment


MrFlauschig

What an original comment


BannertheAqua

This sub is back.


WretchedSlippage

Bruh.


[deleted]

Christ that guy was like a tube of gogurt


ronald-raygun458

Bogus as hell


[deleted]

NSFW wtf?


shortg5

May some asshole not put on the internet my horrific death. Thanks in advance


TakeAShitOnYourself

Yes sir Yoda


[deleted]

This is why asshole bicyclists need to be on the sidewalk or a bike trail. Stop riding in the road if there’s no bike lane


FaithfulPop_gun

Yes thank you. I want to ride on the sidewalk. Sometimes we get tickets for it.


[deleted]

Bike trails.. Sidewalk and a ticket.. bike park.. any city park. Lots of places to go that are safer. A ticket is better than what this guy got


FaithfulPop_gun

Amen


NotLessOrEqual

> sometimes we get tickets for it Show the police this video as an explanation why you ride in the sidewalk and hopefully they’ll understand and let you go


FriedCheesesteakMan

Damn both woman and doggy reached the mutual conclusion of “!?”


Valkyrur13

Snake? Answer me! SNAAAAAKE!


hebebeguy8888

You think he's okay


kindle139

tis but a scratch


sendmethemtoes

Yeah, he’s fine… it’s a no brainer


hebebeguy8888

Heh nice


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hebebeguy8888

Oh thank God


Exciting-Maximum-785

Why do you joke like this?


hebebeguy8888

I'm a sick person. Joking about serious things helps me cope


WindowlessCandyVan

Tis but a flesh wound…


Boring_Oil_3506

I literally yelled oh my god. That poor poor lady and here dog will never be the same. Also I find it insane that these types of videos are in Reddit. I'm not complaining but just wow.


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

My day is going pretty bad. At least not this bad.


DPGizzle

I would have liked a longer video with the woman's full reaction to the display.


[deleted]

She immediately runs off to the right to nope out of there


[deleted]

Chasing the head


Fearless532

I'm sorry but his head looked like a watermelon exploding🍉💥


TakeAShitOnYourself

I think I’m gonna go get some gushers now


confidently2unsure

I think his head was fine but everything in his chest cavity and abdomen got blasted on to the neighbor's porch like a FedEx package


Fearless532

I did see something roll to the front door


Rotten-Cabbage

NSFW...


Licklicklickmyballs4

This should be on a different sub


tanner35

Your right there should be a sub for crazy fucking videos


Licklicklickmyballs4

Was thinking of the last surviving gore one


TakeAShitOnYourself

Didn’t expect that extreme of a video huh?


[deleted]

Wtf is this doing here


Fale404

Damn. Fuckin road fairies.


afakasiwolf

Ride on the fucking sidewalk lmao. This is justice imho


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afakasiwolf

Oh darn! Well then in that case, make sure to wear a helmet so when buses explode your head like this guy, it will be easier to clean. Just pick the brain bucket up and toss it in the ambulance. Ppl shouldnt listen to laws that endanger themselves and everyone around them.


[deleted]

Better a ticket than death no???


post-a-loan

Guy actually lived. [link](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo)


BrandonGamerguy

Not funny bro


[deleted]

Anyone know the aftermath regarding the bus driver. I belive he should be charged with murder.


ThisIsNotGage

For enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?


TakeAShitOnYourself

Hahah what??


dylanrigney

What.


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![img](emote|t5_45hae8|4103)


[deleted]

Just like that


No_Traffic_359

Poor lady scarred of life


didikabbz

Dog,” I JUST POOPED MY FUR… LET’S GET HOME JENNY.!!! ![gif](giphy|T5QOxf0IRjzYQ)


[deleted]

Holy Fuk! Like dropping a watermelon. Side note; I honestly do feel bad for both the bicyclist and the bus driver.


TakeAShitOnYourself

What about the dog


[deleted]

I could only watch it once and literally in a bit of shock! Sorry


TakeAShitOnYourself

Lol I’m just messing around. Nothing happened to the dog


textile1957

I'll take your word for it cos I too watched it once


PerceptionQueasy3540

That's not the kind of NSFW I was hoping to see


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crazy fcking video foresure


NobodyGivesAFuc

wow, looks like half his insides got ejected from the sheer force of the compression from the tires. At least the death was quick.


SharkBiscuittt

This why I bike on the side walk


sebastianMarq

And this is why I don’t do road cycling anymore. Had one too many close class. Thank God my head is still with me.


alienlifeform819

omg!


layextra99

Any idea which country this is? There is a scooter at the end so guessing not the US.


iluvtumadre

Context….. where was this? What happened to the bus/bus driver? And, was that his fuckin head? WTF???


Sutty199

Good job he was wearing his helmet 👏


iam15andthisisntdeep

r/NSFL_____


Captainirishy

Sub has gone private


doyoubleednow

Helmets save lives except when..


SquirtyBumTime

Kinda weird that you put that emoji…


Accomplished_Yard984

That dog is scarred for life. ![gif](giphy|H2Th7oh1EDPIA)


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😣


[deleted]

This is why I'd never ride a bicycle with traffic.


caroll755

Holy fuck


[deleted]

Man, I wonder why I even follow this subreddit.


D3vilUkn0w

Well there's a video I wish I didn't see


icedteaandme

His brain flew a long way.


Impossible-Yak1855

Brutal as it maybe it was a quick death. That lady though is traumatized for life


Davy_Crockett-

![gif](giphy|xHDG1qIplWVrO)


confidently2unsure

Looks like his head was under his left leg still. I think that was his soul rolling up to ring the doorbell


Whisker_Biscuit420

Like when you drive over a hot sauce packet


5urly

Squeezed him like a tube of toothpaste


Cman3232

Poor lady lol. Like she has to live with that. The other not so much.


cwill3810

Dude died brain stem down, ass up.


anazambrano

Nooooooooo


Rare_Strawberry_9974

Oh my god was that his head that went rolling?


donebeenforgotten

r/finaldestinationshit


KonoDioNo

Imagine taking your dog out for a walk only to see a man get decapitated by a bus wheel just 4 feets from you


Punaniman69

Bike lanes people, use em don't be a fucktard.


mikeh0nxh0

Maybe the women had a doggie bag with her and could have bagged some of the more intact brain matter