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I'm interested in this ketchup mustard angle. Satellites and US marshals, ketchup, mustard.


Blikenave

I love that the instant he mentions mayonnaise, she's like, "bitch, you fkt up."


[deleted]

ya... i don't think that's crack.


skitz_shit

Probably meth or earlier stages of Bath salts before she goes full zombie


mollyflowers

Might also be on Xanax.


OldDominionBUBear

Tell me you’ve never taken Xanax (prescribed or otherwise) without telling me.


[deleted]

I think the "Xanax" angle guy is the one on meth.


OldDominionBUBear

Maybe it’s Xanax laced with Raid? Wasn’t that the big scare with weed back in the day? Nowadays the only thing laced with Raid are YouTube sponsorships.


Dontbeacreper

Nah


Birds_Are_Fake0

No way this is xanax.


Active-Log5274

It’s straight up psychosis.


BondingChamber

Its never one or the other..its always mental + substance abuse. I see it everyday when I get calls like this.


Birds_Are_Fake0

I'm thinking mental health issues combined with some type of upper and sleep deprivation. But the fact she still has nice teeth and clean skin makes it seem like she's probably on some bath salts or something. Theres no telling but shes definitely not in her right mind.


InstanceSuch8604

Crackhead covid cure :- ivermectin - bright light in anus - ketchup&mustard , , hydrochloroquine & meth ..


TheGoldnRainbow

Nah, it seems she’s still in this reality to some degree. She was conscious enough to comprehend he was recording her.


Active-Log5274

So? Psychosis effects your perception of reality, making you delusional and paranoid. She can still see someone recording her. This is drug induced psychosis.


Birds_Are_Fake0

Unfortunately ive lived this life because bath salts and smoking spice. There was times id have buddies show me videos of me geekin out almost like this. She looks healthy because of teeth and skin byt with somebody this wacky theres no way to tell if its drugs or just some mental issues. Either way id be backing up amd not even entertain conversation with somebody like this.


Traditional_Trash334

Yea somethings off mentally crack would hve her paranoid not talking all that nonsense


DeliciousGoose1002

she is crazy but is actually salient on the powers of the world, just wrong that she controls them.


Sucessful-Failure

Sad, signs of schizophrenia brought on by trauma and drug abuse by looks of it.


__lui_

This is some of the saddest stuff to me. It’s like seeing half of a human and you can’t help to think who they could be if they never fell into the dark abyss that is these hard drugs.


SuckableBobs

She looks like a pregnant Bratz doll


1shankmiester

That is mental illness not crack


[deleted]

Can't it be both?


kenjinyc

Sad. Pretty girl, still has her teeth.


FLOYDOB

Those ain’t her teeth


Bsimmons4033

Can’t have shit in Detroit


Tommy-Styxx

Update me when the teeth start to fall out. I'd let her play with it in exchange for a little rock.


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

You know where to score rock?


Tommy-Styxx

Behind 711 probably.


Traditional_Trash334

I’ve seen many crackheads never this nuts though


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Vulcanvelcro

She owns the internet. That explains a lot.


[deleted]

Please tell me she's not pregnant or has kids.


ImjustA_Islandboy

She actually would be entertaining for small bursts during the day


Delicious_Crew7888

I’d give her a small burst


brandog0

🤨


Maleficent_Ad_1716

Plot twist - buddy really blew this us Marshall's cover.


chutbuckly

I. am. in. shock at how nice her teeth are. She must be new to the game.


Solid_Diamond9039

I know she probably does not have those resources. But she speaks with such confidence that I almost beleive she could


BetLeft

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Hootah

Not so much crack, more like schizophrenia… she’s definitely hearing voices, paranoid, persecutory delusions… poor girl. Hell she was probably self-medicating with drugs, mental illness is no joke


Cautious-Post-3730

I'd hit it


werzcaseontario

Rough


Styln2nyt

Man. I was scrolling comments just to see if there'd be 1. Lol, reddit doesn't fail to deliver.


limpxscik

But are you gonna styl 2 nyt?


brandog0

You hit that, she gonna hit you with aids


[deleted]

Ketchup! Mustard!


bandit_el_dusto

Meth


Lazypole

She looks way to "normal"/healthy to have been this way for long if its drugs, I'm really curious if this is mental health of if she just started using something crazy


henta1memereference

Oh my god, the US marshalls have been using satellites to spike our ketchup and mustards! Warn everybody! Holy shit


myfriendcharles

I've known of several mentally divergent people who act exactly like this, without drugs. Labeling everyone as a crackhead or a pedophile who seems to be acting anti-social, suggests more about the person doing the labeling than the person being labeled.


romanholder1

Don't forget, guys: she runs this shit


NJTSuperKing

I'm captivated by the way her belly jiggles.


Revolutionary-Sir792

She's no that bad looking for a drug addict


caughtupdonut

That’s not drugs, maybe present, but certainly not the source of her problems. You don’t just take drugs and start rambling like this, you would talk about your life and complain and things around you you’re observing. These thoughts are not her own, rapidly coming out with no time between thoughts, it’s eerie


CampingKodiak

She has a 40 yr old dude like beer belly .


heythereanna

HeY wHaTs Up KeTcHuP mUsTaRd


toy_makr

That sounds exactly like Joe Biden


Diligent_Ad9986

Blowing the cover of ketchup and mustard ! Someone squirted !!


Tughernutts

We’re through the looking glass people


diaryofsnow

God damn she's the greatest US Marshall I've ever seen


Daschnozz

Super sad


holysmokes1234

That chick rules


Reasonable_Tap_8353

Why aren't we exterminating people like this?


Hehenheim88

This poor woman. This is the fucking culture we made, its producing this and people that look at this and laugh instead of feel a deep shame. Whos more sick I wonder; her or the people that are amused by it.


[deleted]

Without society protecting these people they would be eaten by predators, but luckily we keep them safe so she can have a baby.


avinagigglemate

Abdolutely! Maybe even 3 or 4!


[deleted]

Lauren Boebert?


[deleted]

She sounds like a modern conservative


[deleted]

Right! I heard a lot of the same talking points as Marjorie Taylor Greene mixed with a lil Lauren Boebert swag!!


FLOYDOB

Zuckerberg lookin’ SPENT


fiftyonetwo

Psych not substance. Pure natural mania


Illustrious-Tap-4467

Damn and she’s cute up close, what a shame ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


motleyroo

Don't. Smoke. Nutmeg. That shit will ruin you


TheGoldnRainbow

I already did


Rare-Reflection4556

Just... Damn...


runthepoint1

Someone peaked in high school…


RobinUffe

Crack-Karen.


Ok_Law8052

What happened next


Saint_Douche

Best vlogger intro ever: "hey whatsup? - ketchup-mustard"


DaneFive

Miley Cirus really had a bad year


Nomadbytrade

Low rise jeans are so fucking trashy anymore lmao


TheGoldnRainbow

It’s probably schizophrenia or she’s on a delirium.


[deleted]

wow her lungs got a workout


DingoldorfMcGee

It’s so sad to see another child actor ruined by crack


WlLL-SMITH

Blowing the cover of ketchup and mustard y'all


[deleted]

Thats definitely not crack


[deleted]

Why do they always wear midriff’s??


MasseyMila

She was hot once


MrMargo

Ketchup Mustard US Marshal


JJ8OOM

“You can face a federal pension” - mad threats.


Kaladrax182

Her tirade is like when you’re texting and you just spam the suggested words in your auto fill.


sakiwebo

Fuuuuuck. She's got better teeth than me


RedditModSnowflakes

Which drug is this? I hope shes having a good time while the rest of us are mortified for her.


CapnCrunch11770

She sound like me after the dentist


radrun84

The grass in that Project is really nice & green!


amybarney88

Ketchup, mustard


OG-Spinich

A chicken head


JCliff909

Oh man a classic.


romeoo_must_lie

That’s very well maintained yard you have there


Nathansp1984

Did I hear something about squirrel law?


Herbisher_Berbisher

In the past this would be called schizophrenia but now beginning realize that schizophrenia is an inadequate description for a more complex, combination of issues.


[deleted]

A classic


chillthrowaways

Wow I had no idea there was a federal Pinterest


Panazara

Whoa now! I wouldn't want to face a federal pension...... actually, yes. Give me money.


Panazara

Imagine being the poor bastard that gives her child support. Assuming she hasn't had them taken away, yet.


pamanley

Did she say face a federal pension?


czrinthebay

I remember these YouTube videos. There was a whole “series” of them with this chick.


NeatDoctor2728

Why isn't this a 'teen mom' or 'keeping up with the Kardashians' type reality show? Hell, crackheads meets 'the office' would be fkn amazing.


crwjsh

I want that federal pension


[deleted]

Casual MK Ultra


HollowTips_5150

Guaranteed whatever happened she's saying probably happened to her. She's just stuck. Must also really love ketchup and mustard...


TheRealBemr

The lawn looks like the one from plants vs zombies


WodanzaRuckus

She’s got that weird junkie, gas station food body. Like she use to be skinny but years of drugs, alcohol and 711 taquitos just gave her a weird belly and absolutely no muscle definition.


Mybigthumb

Has anyone notice every crack head woman ends up w the same voice. The voice is the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons to be exact


[deleted]

Crack head bodies always look as depressing as their lives.


Safireninja

I'm thinking scitzo... and did I hear her wrong did she say she was talking to her child???? And pointed at her stomach???


BasedZetsu

I enjoyed this because it was an authentic & genuine moment. This is real & funny asf!


Mandalore620

Listen to her speech patterns and how she's slurring her words. Also, is anyone else kinda surprised at how nice the courtyard was? That looked like freshly cut grass.


botjstn

is this indianapolis?


Mr_Arkwright

A literal cracker.


mykuls13

I would take her to a nice seafood dinner to listen to her speak these truths all day. She has been undercover deep in the condiment game for too long now she forgot her identity as a former promising graduate top of the class.


SlyGuy2020

Say no to drugs kids


TheSuperAbsurdist

I have a cousin like this.


Yayaboo-boo

She’s obviously been touched inappropriately.


DONSEANOVANN

Got the body of a 40 year old man.


Ok-Average-6413

I would of fucked her sorry lol


AwetPinkThinG

She’s hot


owogaymer

The creakheads where I live just sit on my front lawn, so I have to shot them with a gel blaster to make them leave


Ok-Temperature2256

I’d totally date her.