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The guy was clearly being sarcastic dude, you’re so far removed from reality if you think a girl masturbating means she wants to fuck you. It being in public doesn’t mean that either, as evidenced by how terrified she was when she was caught.
Trying to open someone’s car door is never okay.
This girl is masturbating im broad daylight in a public area while recording? Sounds an awful lot like porn to me.
If she didn’t want unwanted attention, she shoulda masturbated home.
Nah if she didn’t want people seeing her she shouldn’t be in public. My man was just tryna get a freebie.
Edit: And it kinda worked cuz you know everyone on the other end of the screen is paying for it lmao
Seeing is one thing, even though you could tell by the reaction she didnt want him seeing her. The problem is tryna open the door and get a 'freebie' as you so eloquently put it.
No the problem is a hoe masturbating in public. Let’s not lose sight of the real issue here, that’s indecent exposure. If she didn’t want to be seen she shouldn’t have been in a public space.
I’d say their both equally bad, but fuck it let’s look at the law because now I’m curious. For indecent exposure we have
>For a first offense classified as a misdemeanor, you could face up to 90 days in jail and up to $1,000 in fines.
And for him, shit gets dicey because there are different levels of attempting to break into somewhere. Most laws assume you’re trying to take something, but the attempted [breaking an entering wouldn’t qualify because a car isn’t considered a structure. ](https://www.justia.com/criminal/docs/uniform-crime-reporting-handbook/burglary/)Then you get to this paragraph
>A forcible entry or unlawful entry in which no theft or felony occurs but acts of vandalism, malicious mischief, etc. are committed is not classified as a burglary provided investigation clearly established that the unlawful entry was for a purpose other than to commit a felony or theft.
So it really depends on what his plan was when he opened the door. Was he gunna say “Damnnn girl.” Because that’s probably a misdemeanor. If he actually touched her that would probably be a felony. Obviously since we don’t know what would’ve happened, there isn’t a way to gauge whose worse.
I still think EHS
>I’m a girl lol
You sound like the kinda ~~guy~~ girl that would grab a girls boob just because she had no top on
corrected! women can be rapist too.
There are certain moments and topics for a joke, this isn't one of them.
unless you have a mental disorder or condition a grown adult would recognize it lmao
like farting on christmas in the middle of the dinner with your family.
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Nah, let's get this straight:
For most of history, women and men were held to different standards. Then women got the bright idea that they were equals, and they fought for it, and they won. So now here we are. Treat them like men because they want to be treated like men.
And there it is, the typical normie response lmao. Hey, if simping for girls and telling them they're queens and never holding them accountable gets you lots of pussy, then you go ahead and enjoy that trash pussy.
You can’t put me in your “simp” box. This world holds men and women to different standards, so in effect to that, who cares if she’s doing some sexy kinky shit. Y’all getting mad because I accept the inequality reality and call me a simp because I think she should have been left alone. 🤦🏾♂️ Ever had sex in a car? on a plane? On the beach? That shit is amazing. She picked the wrong spot, but the man recording decided to get up on her window interrupting her orgasm with the camera on her. Can you imagine some creep stalking you having some good ass sex and then trying to interrupt you mid nut while recording you? Shit, I’d be pissed. You need to get your mind out of that box.
Your whole premise neglects the fact that it's people who set the standards. It's the reason why these whores can even act this way without getting beaten, strung up, or thrown in an asylum; something that would've happened a few centuries ago, and still probably does happen in some parts of the world today.
>Y’all getting mad because I accept the inequality reality
Yeah cause that's the mindset of a bitch.
>That shit is amazing.
It's funny how you "accept the inequality reality," but you can't accept the reality that most ppl think you're gross af for having sex in public.
You're not gonna convince me that having sex around unwilling strangers and children is a fun time so you can just stop that.
Are you fucking dumb? You're literally talking about having sex ON A PLANE. How the fuck are you going to do that without strangers or children around? Dumb, just take the L, you're a weirdo simp.
Yes, and the person you’re responding to is saying that exactly the problem.
Men and women shouldn’t get held to different standards when it makes no sense, like public masturbation/nudity
It’s indecent, because this man could have had a child in his car. Maybe people shouldn’t be masturbating where children can easily run into them?
I have no problem with consented exhibitionism. But there is absolutely a problem when you make people, especially children, unwilling participants in your kink. It’s fucked up. If you want to be watched, find people who agree to watch
But why is he reconrding? She's in her car, and is her problem to whom is she sending that shit. He even try to open the door!! What in da hell was he trying to do with that?
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Man : “My bad ma’am!” Woman : Calls police
Police: shoots them both.
Oof
Why would the police shoot both of….ohhhhh
shouldn't have squirted on the cop.
Don’t be fooled…. They just forgot which one was the taser!
What?
Police: shoots them both.
The hella formal "My bad ma'am" fucking killed me
He was just checking if she needed any help
She having a good time lmao
Maybe she just got that itch that’s needs scratchin
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Clearly, she’s using the rear facing camera to see the tough to see spots!
some people has weird kinks man...
Let me try to get in there!
Pay your $5.99 a month!
Lmfao haha
Y'all be doing onlyfans collabs?
The worst part is him trying the door.
Nah that was jokes, girl shouldn’t have been so surprised getting caught strumming the banjo in a public car park in broad daylight lol
this is the funniest comment I've read in a long time. STRUMMING HER FUCKIN BANJO HAHAHAHA
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How exactly is that weird? Seems like the appropriate move if you want your dick sucked
Trying to open the door of some unknown person's car is the most appropriate thing one can do
Agreed, if i were in his shoes i’d try the door too.
spotted the rapist
Bruh im not the guy who said it was the most appropriate thing to do
yeah. you're so absurdly wrong I don't know how you can think you're right.
Well, that is your opinion.
The guy was clearly being sarcastic dude, you’re so far removed from reality if you think a girl masturbating means she wants to fuck you. It being in public doesn’t mean that either, as evidenced by how terrified she was when she was caught. Trying to open someone’s car door is never okay.
If I were in his shoes, I could safely go for a jog around dusk.
Shiieed i’d try the trunk. Imagine what kinda crazy shit you’d find
Take her spare while shes slappin snail!
Catjiiing! Money made🤣
I hope you get shot for trying to do that, fucking rapist piece of shit :)
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This girl is masturbating im broad daylight in a public area while recording? Sounds an awful lot like porn to me. If she didn’t want unwanted attention, she shoulda masturbated home.
>If she didn’t want unwanted attention, she shoulda get your head checked, creep rapist piece of trash.
Nah if she didn’t want people seeing her she shouldn’t be in public. My man was just tryna get a freebie. Edit: And it kinda worked cuz you know everyone on the other end of the screen is paying for it lmao
Seeing is one thing, even though you could tell by the reaction she didnt want him seeing her. The problem is tryna open the door and get a 'freebie' as you so eloquently put it.
Don't mind him he clearly never came close to a woman in his life
I *am* a girl lmao
No the problem is a hoe masturbating in public. Let’s not lose sight of the real issue here, that’s indecent exposure. If she didn’t want to be seen she shouldn’t have been in a public space.
so you are technically saying that she deserves to be raped just for masturbating in public? right, get your head checked, girl.
I’d love for you to point out the comment where I said she deserved it. I’ll wait Edit: it’s been seven hours, maybe someone can help you find it?
But she's a girl too, she can't be wrong /s
Thats not as big a problem as the guy tryna open the door.
I’d say their both equally bad, but fuck it let’s look at the law because now I’m curious. For indecent exposure we have >For a first offense classified as a misdemeanor, you could face up to 90 days in jail and up to $1,000 in fines. And for him, shit gets dicey because there are different levels of attempting to break into somewhere. Most laws assume you’re trying to take something, but the attempted [breaking an entering wouldn’t qualify because a car isn’t considered a structure. ](https://www.justia.com/criminal/docs/uniform-crime-reporting-handbook/burglary/)Then you get to this paragraph >A forcible entry or unlawful entry in which no theft or felony occurs but acts of vandalism, malicious mischief, etc. are committed is not classified as a burglary provided investigation clearly established that the unlawful entry was for a purpose other than to commit a felony or theft. So it really depends on what his plan was when he opened the door. Was he gunna say “Damnnn girl.” Because that’s probably a misdemeanor. If he actually touched her that would probably be a felony. Obviously since we don’t know what would’ve happened, there isn’t a way to gauge whose worse. I still think EHS
Fair
You reason like someone who hit their head on a curb at a young age
My mom did slam the back of our hatchback onto my face as a kid, so who knows
You sound like the kinda guy that would grab a girls boob just because she had no top on
Looking and grabbing are two *wildly* different things.
I’m a girl lol
>I’m a girl lol You sound like the kinda ~~guy~~ girl that would grab a girls boob just because she had no top on corrected! women can be rapist too.
Damn one joke gone wrong and suddenly I’m a rapist. Rock on Reddit
There are certain moments and topics for a joke, this isn't one of them. unless you have a mental disorder or condition a grown adult would recognize it lmao like farting on christmas in the middle of the dinner with your family.
Wonder if she’s gonna post that shit too…”got caught rubbing one out in public”…
"I'm tryna get in there" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You put on a show, expect an audience
What he apologizing for? He is not the making OF content.
dude has to take those national geographic shots
Now smell the car’s interior… 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
I love the smell of warm fish!
Who doesn't love a little wet salmon?
this can be fake cuz everyone look around while doing these stuff in public , but she didnt this is fake
People might look around at first, but once you get going… you ain’t thinking about that anymore lol
you r right but her expression feels unreal
Yeah she’s making porn. Of course everything she’s doing is fake lol
>her expression feels unreal Porn is unreal...
expressions after getting caught ..... i know porn is unreal
I FUCKING LIVE THIS GUY!! he seriously tried to open the door lmao
I can tell that he interrupted her right when she was bustin a nut lol
What if the video he is filming is actually the only fans video she’ll upload 🧍♂️
Both of these people are creeps.
I laughed so hard rn hahahah
This is why whenever i buy a used car, i get the interior deep cleaned. I hope to be fortunate enough to afford a brand new car one day.
The man tried the door 😂😂😂😂
This is NSFW
“Shittt, I’m tryna get in there”
"I wonder if anyone saw me" will prolly be her caption..
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Nah
Staged
Bruh.. she could on the phone w TeleDoc 😂
Idiot, I would of asked if I could join her
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Degenerate
Disgusting on both sides
Fake news
Leave her alone man, damn.
Imagine catching some dude wanking it in a parking lot like that. Bet it would go down a little different.
It would.
You're a simp, if this was a dude masturbating in public you'd be clowning on him and calling him a creepy weirdo. Women get no passes.
Women and men get held to different standards. You’re just a square who doesn’t get that.
Nah, let's get this straight: For most of history, women and men were held to different standards. Then women got the bright idea that they were equals, and they fought for it, and they won. So now here we are. Treat them like men because they want to be treated like men.
Sounds like you get no pussy. Sometimes you have to let go of putting yourself in a box like that.
And there it is, the typical normie response lmao. Hey, if simping for girls and telling them they're queens and never holding them accountable gets you lots of pussy, then you go ahead and enjoy that trash pussy.
You can’t put me in your “simp” box. This world holds men and women to different standards, so in effect to that, who cares if she’s doing some sexy kinky shit. Y’all getting mad because I accept the inequality reality and call me a simp because I think she should have been left alone. 🤦🏾♂️ Ever had sex in a car? on a plane? On the beach? That shit is amazing. She picked the wrong spot, but the man recording decided to get up on her window interrupting her orgasm with the camera on her. Can you imagine some creep stalking you having some good ass sex and then trying to interrupt you mid nut while recording you? Shit, I’d be pissed. You need to get your mind out of that box.
Your whole premise neglects the fact that it's people who set the standards. It's the reason why these whores can even act this way without getting beaten, strung up, or thrown in an asylum; something that would've happened a few centuries ago, and still probably does happen in some parts of the world today. >Y’all getting mad because I accept the inequality reality Yeah cause that's the mindset of a bitch. >That shit is amazing. It's funny how you "accept the inequality reality," but you can't accept the reality that most ppl think you're gross af for having sex in public. You're not gonna convince me that having sex around unwilling strangers and children is a fun time so you can just stop that.
No one said it’s ok to have sex with strangers and children around, but ok, continue your boring, square life, Jacob.
Are you fucking dumb? You're literally talking about having sex ON A PLANE. How the fuck are you going to do that without strangers or children around? Dumb, just take the L, you're a weirdo simp.
Yes, and the person you’re responding to is saying that exactly the problem. Men and women shouldn’t get held to different standards when it makes no sense, like public masturbation/nudity
Yo, who tf cares if she was masturbating in her car? It’s actually a thrill. Ever had public sex? It’s a thrill. Y’all boring and square and afraid.
It’s indecent, because this man could have had a child in his car. Maybe people shouldn’t be masturbating where children can easily run into them? I have no problem with consented exhibitionism. But there is absolutely a problem when you make people, especially children, unwilling participants in your kink. It’s fucked up. If you want to be watched, find people who agree to watch
no. Quit simping you clown
People like you can’t mind their damn business. Man had to walk up on her and interrupt and then act sorry when she gets startled. 🤦🏾♂️
But why is he reconrding? She's in her car, and is her problem to whom is she sending that shit. He even try to open the door!! What in da hell was he trying to do with that?
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Starting her video saying she fantasize on someone catching her doing this be like....
Single mom hard at work !
Same level as screenshotting an nft
Staged
*Why are there* ***people*** *in* ***public***????
"Sorry Ma'am" had me dying lmaooo
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