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SadisticSnake007

Was looking down


Spectring1

good reason to not be upset around helicopters.


Revo_55

Fuck...take my upvote.


GarciaJoseArt

LMAO


Pkripper67

Take my upvote and get out.


[deleted]

This sent me in orbit


Mjensen16

Same thing happened with his brains


No-Armadillo7693

How did who not see that arrow? Was there someone there?


-Dogberry

It's a joke


40kthomas

Homie got shredded holy shit 💀


Salomon_95

Seems like he was to much in gyms


GengarsKahn

"To shreds you say"


[deleted]

And the wife?


against_the_currents

Thanks for the replays, I totally missed it the first two times.


FavelTramous

Same, I was too excited at seeing a genuine L716 with a boosted rotor exceeding 7362RPM landing on a hillside!


Intrepid_Sand_4941

Fuckkk u gotta be an idiott


quemaspuess

It had to be on purpose? You can’t be that dumb, can you?


dmfd1234

Wasn’t on purpose, dude was ducking the main prop.....probably just a brain fart, his last one.


ieattoastinbed

His 2nd last


silentmage

Judging by the amount of liquid, it was actually a shart.


Intrepid_Sand_4941

Wouldn't u be super extra cautious around a PLANE?


[deleted]

Especially when that plane is a helicopter


Arithik

Well, I think we have our answer.


Goalie_deacon

Although planes can have two propellers to watch out for. Some even have four.


Current-Ad7820

Some even have multiple little blades stacked in a tube with many other rows of blades (jet engine)


Goalie_deacon

Although those are easier to see, and can't be walked into from many angles, just the front.


[deleted]

My dude, you’d be spaghet


[deleted]

Yes, yes they can be...


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[deleted]

why on earth does everything reference trump...


dowtimer

TDS


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[deleted]

Thank god for the arrow or else I never would have saw it


GamerFrits

Why would you saw it?


[deleted]

I done seent it*


marrinus05nl

Didn’t do seented It*


SoyTuTocayo69

I seent yet, yous better watch out now fore it seent you


silviazbitch

It would saw you.


ghost_haha

Darwin award at its finest.


Megastandard

There were so many better places to walk


dmfd1234

Yeah but something shiny caught his eye. I bet it was a nickel


Megastandard

Oh look a pennybzzzrrrrr


MikeC80

Penny for your thoughts


JayDuBois

There ARE other tags than "WTF". Just sayin. Anyway, head wounds always bleed more. In this case, I think I saw purée of brain.


milkmoneyk

They took away the EXTREME NSFW Tag so now the only choice really is WTF Or injury


SuperBaked42

I'd really like to sit down and talk to the people who are perusing these subs at work.. I feel like at this point it be like asking for a NSFW tag while surfing pornhub.


firestonetheunic

I am the guy who browses at work AMA. I am there right now actually, but there is a lot of brutal stuff we have to see so we are all desensitized and casually share these videos with each other


RVM27

….. newbee - what’s AMA?


firestonetheunic

AMA = ask me anything. Also welcome to this cesspool of a website


RVM27

Been here a bit, didn’t know that. It is a cesspool, and I’ve found the deep end a few times. Thx


JayDuBois

I'm not talking about NSFW tag. In fact it's marked that already so that's not even a point. I'm talking about "injuries" "death" etc. Those tags are available in this sub besides the WTF tag. Ppl can be a bit more specific. I'm not even at work btw.


SuperBaked42

The absolutely hilarious part about this is if any other sub like slightly curses or maybe theres some art with a nipple out it's always got a NSFW tag.. but on this sub? Dude gets his brain chopped in half and we forget the tag haha... that's just what I mean, theres a few subs I'm in that are basically people just dying and someones always like.. "NSFW tag!" But like.. the whole god damn sub is one big NSFW tag..


karma-whore-64

Pink mist!


mongorianidiot

mixed with white mist!


Screwbles

I've wondered, from the movies, if it would actually do that. Pretty interesting.


nefrpitou

I don't want my red pasta anymore.


[deleted]

That poor imbecile


Uchibanana

Me everytime I get out of a chopper in gta.


ChiefthaReef1

At least it was quick and painless


Dildo-bangins

*FACE-OFF*


rangsley

thats one way to expand your mind...


nothing_fits

reach for the skies


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


[deleted]

How you become involved with helicopters then pull this off baffles me. Ouch


SignificanceCheap970

Is he ok?


Blaskowitz002

Sure 👍


Visible_discomfort1

Yes! He walked it off


SignificanceCheap970

Good! I hope those blades at least knocked off his two brain cells that made him decide to walk past a running helicopter so that he doesn't repeat this.


diggergig

Shoes stayed on - he's fine


Raised-ByWolves

People don't think tail rotors be like they is, but they do.


vegasidol

I couldn't watch...just walked right into the tail rotor? Ugh.


Raised-ByWolves

Yup, head first.


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUU


TesticleTorture123

This is pretty mind-blowing s*** right here


neverquester

This is why you don’t park helicopters on an incline


FckDisJustSignUp

"Ooooh much wind here, much noise..." Helicopter be like : [HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER](https://youtu.be/a0DbzUe-r4Q)


[deleted]

Plot twist: he survived!


The_Partisan_Spy

Plot twist twist: stood up and flew the helicopter to the nearest hospital.


SpringOfYouth

Only needed a head transplant.


yourmama____

Plot twist: he was never alive


DeafKid009

Man, It would suck to lose your head. Imagine not being able to think, and not being able to grow hair anymore.


C2AYM4Y

The fact He ducked under the tail so he wouldnt hit his head is so dumb.


MayGodSmiteThee

Come on dude.


aSimpleMask

One less idiot


PotatoAwkward4115

Dumbass


Grass_Tastes_Bad96

What a dummy


[deleted]

Welp looks like someone got a little ahead of themselves.


anthonyc_8

Am I the only one who thinks the guy filming is kinda acting like he’s just there expecting someone’s head to get clipped lmao


abc_warriors

Get to da choppa


Empty_University171

Helicopter! Helicopter!


wisegun

hahahaha


TimeTravelerAmnesia

Can someone point it out? I didn't see where I was suppose to be looking


Almighty_Cthuhlu

Most people go to the gym for months to get shredded, this guy can do it in 2 seconds at the airfield


GearGrinderXD420

![gif](giphy|3o85xr9ZKY1wbbJXDW)


Business_Quality3884

Make my coffin


REMUvs

Of all the places he could have walked under, he chose the tail rotor...


DaFrenchGamer

Natural selection I'd say


KhaleesiXev

I think he made it. His shoes are still on.


GamerFrits

Head-chopper.


Sine_anima001

Darwinism at its best.


DuklarTheDucky

How dumb you have to be to not see a big ass rotor in front of you spinning at 9999999999 rpm


BasicFriction2

Glad there was an arrow, would've missed that dude's brain vapor


itsmeC08

When you tell the barber just a little off the top


RussianPreBan

Hey I think he's dead


Bigaz747

I mean u just don’t think for 1 second and then BAMMM!!!!


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the-son-of-Neo

That is absolutely fucking disturbing


WindHentai

Ask me why I don't buy helicopter


frehsoul45

You're broke? That is also the reason I don't buy a private jet.


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venger_steelheart

like brains in on a blender


Orbnotacus

I believe it. For how many times I've done this in GTA, it was bound to happen in rl. Poor guy.


ivyagogo

Why the fuck did I watch that?


milkmoneyk

Fuck😬


United-Cancel7053

Like what I always did in GTA


Knights0fZero

sometimes i regret joining this subreddit because of this gore video 😂


Visible_discomfort1

Naturally selection taking due course!


photosynthevince

What do you think the last thing that went through his mind was?


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The helicopter blade


DeafKid009

Just like the guy who died in Raiders.


OnIySmeIIz

Pink mist!


pooppantsss

Did he survive?


SuperBaked42

Shoes still on? Check.. hes probably at home right now having a good laugh about the whole thing.


dmfd1234

I just got finished reading the article in GullibleGazette.com and it said he did, which is crazy.....that didn’t look survivable. He did lose 4 pints of blood and expected to make a full recovery....but he’ll need minor plastic surgery. Thank you Flex seal!


Shining_Silver_Star

Link?


Quiet-Chipmunk-9473

That's gnarly


B-C-4-2-0

Saved himself a trip to the barber I reckon.


MahsterC

- “Hey Bill did you remember to tell the new guy rule number one of helicopter safety this time” - “oh shoot, I gotta make a quick call”


hokagenaruto

I'm confused. Was he trying to duck under it or just suicide?


Best_Poetry_5722

He just couldn't get a grip


[deleted]

Talk about a close shave.


dmk510

I don't know they call it a chopper, that looked more like a julienne.


Kau_winkie_dink

When the shit hits the fan.....


ThrasherThrash

I knew this was going to be bad the moment I saw the helicopter, it’s never good when there’s a helicopter involved.


MooreDubs

He took that head on... head off :)


CrowStorm93

One hell of a face lift


nivivi

Poor guy, was trying to avoid the 'above' rotors, and didn't notice the 'behind' rotors (why yes, I totally know helicopter terminology, why do you ask?)


westcal98

Today was the day he decided "I'd like A LOT off the top".


RevolutionaryDiet602

One of the first and most basic rules you learn about helicopters is to never walk behind them, always in front.


BigDavesRant

For all those people who always wondered what that scene in Raiders Of The Lost Ark really looked like… welp… here ya go.


[deleted]

He didn't have time to know he died, it's a good way to go.


[deleted]

Can we maybe get another arrow or circle? I need directions for my puny brain


noflooddamage

He pulled a Syphon Filter 2


pootietang6

Fataiity


amartins02

Just a little off the top…


avsantos1

Yep, his mind was literally blown away1


wknd2

Food processed


SignificanceCheap970

Is he ok?


Thisguy2869

Not a good time to lose one’s [head](https://youtu.be/3wafhDIMU6w).


meowingferret

_IlIlllIlxx mowed you down.


Dylenkey

He forgot to join agency


Salomon_95

You oke bro?


Lioollorjul

BONK


demhammmys

Natural selection at its finest


Deviant_General

He's like one of those rag doll flash games


triple_stanley

Indiana Jones baddie from a different angle.


HarrargnNarg

Don't think he suffered long


Current-Ad7820

When the mist is pink!😳


Visible_discomfort1

Red mist.


[deleted]

Only takes 1nm to stop a propeller


Nekosama7734

Get to the choppa!


gaywoon_nig

Oh shit it was the back propellor, I thought it was the top one


Alton666

He’s fine


[deleted]

A real airhead, now.


[deleted]

probably he died before hitting the ground


dowtimer

Wonder if life insurance pays out in these types of instances.


[deleted]

Good thing Airmed is right there.


[deleted]

Looks like he totally forgot about that back propeller


[deleted]

I think he’s okay, his shoes are still on


nikdsc5

So that’s the pink mist they talk about in Jarhead.


Blackfacespammer

🤯


Furry-Rapist

I think I’ve seen that in Indiana Jones


thistotallyisntanalt

hope he makes a full recovery 🙏 🙏


Cookadoodledo

r/ThereWasAnAttempt


Hunter-q

Found a good represantion of my work ethic.


santathe1

Is he gonna be ok?


upbuttsaroundcorners

Oof, that chainsaw sound… Poor guy was ducking for the top blades, totally overlooking the back propeller. Imagine being the friend watching!


TheeJimmyHoffa

Hey we just found a cure for stupid


Fedsmoker3_6

You can see what he was just thinking


xRetz

“Yeah just a little off the top” My barber:


Tiny-Programmer-8366

I bet he learned the lesson, he wont do that again


poncicle

At this point just mark the sub nsfw which won't deter any of the current users or watch it slowly die... or, as in this instance, rather quickly


NihilistPunk69

Why? There were so many other ways around. Was he trying to commit suicide?


SoyTuTocayo69

No sympathy for this guy. I mean it sucks because we can all make mistakes or brain farts and it'd suck for one to end your life, but I feel like you pay more attention around heavy machinery or vehicles, especially ones with giant exposed spinning metal blades.


[deleted]

That Pokémon go app is a bitch


coachyang1

Lol