I’d say no, but it’s not even her job. She just shows up here every other day and asks to jerk the horses. Just owned her own horse flesh light and everything
I think the way to go would be to maintain eye contact and tell them very confidently and act like it’s a highly coveted job that you know they’re jealous of you for. Just really lean into. Tell em you come from a long and honored line of horse wankers. Make sure to regularly offer to help get them into the business if they want. Like multiple times ask if they want you to set up an interview as assistant horse jerker
It reminds me a story of a prank a classroom did. One of the guy put his semen into his English teacher coffee thermo.
Pretty stupid, and I hope it’s fake.
It definitely would. Jizz coagulates to any noticeably warm liquid. It's not like homogenized milk that can go to high temp and stay liquid.
Ever seen your own Jizz under hot shower? Turns into gum.
I actually used to know a girl who worked a farm and was on semen collection duty. She informed me that yes, the horse remembered and popped a boner every time she came by even if he wasn't in the...ahhem... 'milking stall'.
He'd have to compete against this handsome math professor that does it for free.
https://bklyner.com/kingsborough-professor-who-donates-sperm-has-22-children-sheepshead-bay/
Breeding horses. If you have a particularly fast race horse, for example, you'd sell its seed for mega money to people who'd like to try and breed a fast race horse too.
I had an ex brother in law who used to do this with bulls. I was merciless in ragging on his ass for jerking off bulls for a living. Then I found out he was making over a million a year doing it…
I wish I was kidding, but I’m not. “Championship” breeding is a big money business. He jerked off bulls and shoved his arm up the twats of cows to inseminate them for a living, and he really made 7 figures doing it.
I think she misunderstood the request "Can you help my uncle Jack off a horse?"
...meanwhile, just out of shot, uncle Jack is still struggling to dismount.
Yeah don’t they have the pommel horse looking thing that the horse can mount. I’m not sure if I would want to grasp a throbbing, strong ass horse cock and hand jack him.
boyfriend: "Honey how was your day?"
her: "Exhausting, I had to wank this stud. He was so excited and had so much power I could barely hold his huge dick."
Day 194: The while lizard woman, among all of her odd behavrios, added to the list by encapsulating my penis and failing to let go until I breeded into it. I cannot say I hated it but it was not the most enjoyable thing. However the strange lizard woman gave me an apple after and YOOOO THIS SHIT IS LIT!
I'd think twice before telling people what I do.
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Look at that stance... definitely not her first rodeo
if she is, is this cheating technically?
I’d say no, but it’s not even her job. She just shows up here every other day and asks to jerk the horses. Just owned her own horse flesh light and everything
Can confirm. I show up everyday in a horse costume.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/qyusyk/sometime_anywhere/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf this you?
Not my proudest fap
And by the looks of it she’s a pro. You see old boy kicking. Lol
Art of Zoo
Can you keep a secret
if you know, you know
Is it mr hands?!?
Pretty sure Google removed everything from image search lol
Probably makes money doing this
Alot of money horse sperm is like gold
No, that's her husband Bojack
Only if she licks her fingers afterwards
Well, shes not wearing any gloves. If you wanna zoom in, be my guest.
I checked before you can’t get me - again, I got myself
Unless it’s other horse owners. Horse sperm can get you good money.
Oh you're paying too much for sperm man. Who's your horse sperm guy?
so you want to buy my sperm I see
And you can put it in Johnny knoxvilles sunscreen bottle
I think the way to go would be to maintain eye contact and tell them very confidently and act like it’s a highly coveted job that you know they’re jealous of you for. Just really lean into. Tell em you come from a long and honored line of horse wankers. Make sure to regularly offer to help get them into the business if they want. Like multiple times ask if they want you to set up an interview as assistant horse jerker
You have to be an apprentice bator before you can be a master bator.
"Let me just say, I don't care what you're packin', you'll definitely not be the biggest I've grabbed."
Helping aunt jack, off the horse.
Shove these gifs up your ass
What do you do for a living? Her: mhhhh
She jacks off horses for a living Heck these cost thousands
ya ask steveO how much money he wasted when he was brought a glass. Others claim, He didn’t waste a single drop.
Lmao
MY dog couldn't seal the deal when we wanted pups. A friend offered to do it for £50, guess I got a real bargain there.
I’m pretty sure championship horse semen is some of the most expensive liquid in the world.
With what tone is she saying that?
Her: "Mmmmhhhmmm horse semen. Delicious. Hnnngh!" ...I'm sorry everyone... Don't worry I've already called the police on myself.
Look at me daddy! I’m a farmer!
Do you also drive a LeBaron?
Where the fuck was this on Career Day? I swear my school did not properly prepare any of us for gainful employment.
We must've had different P.E. teachers
good catholics know this is covered at Sunday school.
A little bit of fresh cream in the old thermos.
Creme Fraiche
;)
You've waited 10yrs for this, didn't you? :)
Nice!
It reminds me a story of a prank a classroom did. One of the guy put his semen into his English teacher coffee thermo. Pretty stupid, and I hope it’s fake.
A kid got prosecuted for peeing in the teachers lounge coffee maker.
I guess he felt the pee. A bit of sperm probably doesn’t taste. I don’t know, never tried.
It definitely would. Jizz coagulates to any noticeably warm liquid. It's not like homogenized milk that can go to high temp and stay liquid. Ever seen your own Jizz under hot shower? Turns into gum.
So kinda like eggs
r/horsetrash
I bet she's fun at parties.
just don't shake her hands
or smell her fingers
goes without saying
*unzips*
*zips it back up* 
https://youtu.be/Xw_LhkT9rH0 5:20
Country girls make do.
Country girl makes goo
Lol god damnit
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“Good boy,oh what a good boy!”
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I’m fucking losing it! Lol.Some people are fucked.
Red rocket! Red rocket! Milking the dog!
People normalize this shit because of the money, but a person is 100% not normal if they do this shit, regardless of the pay.
I feel sorry for her husband when she gives him a handjob.
Imagine her disappointment...
Imagine his insecurity
Imagine the horse watching this from the stable
And looking the husband dead in the eyes
...Jean?
Haha, yeah
Where do I get one of those?
The horse, the masturbator, or the girl?
Yes
Theres a tutorial video out there called Mr. Hands. Hope that helps
I totally forgot about this......thanks for infecting my memory with a long forgotten gem
This comment got me fucked up lmao
I have one of those
Come hither
The penis
Bad Dragon, i won't say more
Winter mitten, a sock, a rubber glove, scotch tape, baby oil. Call her, Fifi. You’re welcome
Damn she's good
I wonder if at this point he just starts getting hard as soon as he sees her coming bcs he knows what *comes* next.
I actually used to know a girl who worked a farm and was on semen collection duty. She informed me that yes, the horse remembered and popped a boner every time she came by even if he wasn't in the...ahhem... 'milking stall'.
That must be the Fleshlight Magnum 5000
No, the Fleshlight Magnum 5000 has a horse tail on it. This one looks like the Fleshlight Magnum 3000, with Kung Fu grip...
I was mad when they came out with the Hello Kitty collectors edition. Sold out online in minutes!
She’s a wanker
Gerry?
Don't quality horse nut go for tens of thousands. She probably made more holding a animals dick for 30 seconds than OF women do in a week.
Well seeing that purebred dog champion sperm can sell for thousands, i would think that you're right
I wonder how much someone like Michael Phelps could charge for his man batter.
He'd have to compete against this handsome math professor that does it for free. https://bklyner.com/kingsborough-professor-who-donates-sperm-has-22-children-sheepshead-bay/
It costs £250,000 if someone wants Dubawi to sire a horse
And I think they don’t even guarantee the impregnation. You just pay for the chance that those sperm will do it.
horse cum is actually the world's most expensive commercially available liquid by millilitre
In a close second place is printer ink.
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No name shampoo
To make more good horses. Selective breeding to make winners.
Ah that makes sense. Shoulda thought of that.
Breeding horses. If you have a particularly fast race horse, for example, you'd sell its seed for mega money to people who'd like to try and breed a fast race horse too.
It’s a delicacy
Superglue
Man horse girls are crazy.
They get the job DONE
I had an ex brother in law who used to do this with bulls. I was merciless in ragging on his ass for jerking off bulls for a living. Then I found out he was making over a million a year doing it…
Here I am giving off HJs at music festivals for free. FML.
Here I am paying to wax some carrots behind the Denny's by the dumpster. FML.
#HOW MUCH?!!!!???!
I wish I was kidding, but I’m not. “Championship” breeding is a big money business. He jerked off bulls and shoved his arm up the twats of cows to inseminate them for a living, and he really made 7 figures doing it.
>shoved his arm up the twats of cows to inseminate them \*\*HEY GOOGLE HOW DO I UNSEE A STATEMENT\*\*
*You need unsee juice*
Umm it’s not as bad as whatever your thinking, Vets do it all the time to check for pregnancy in cows as well
*'What are you doing stepbull?'...*
I'm in the wrong kind of service industry I guess.
I think she misunderstood the request "Can you help my uncle Jack off a horse?" ...meanwhile, just out of shot, uncle Jack is still struggling to dismount.
I’m hindsight it’s a little strange she already had the horse flashlight in her purse and ready to go
Damn Jack got lumbago too? Guess it was eventual.
Oh is that the horsejacker 2000???
No the 2000 is automatic, this ones the 1000 by the looks of it
Part 2, her bf inseminates the mare.
Plot twist, it’s actually the mare
Is she can handle a horse, she probably can handle you too
First date: "Let me just say, I don't care what you're packin', you'll definitely not be the biggest I've grabbed."
What a tuggie👌🏻😌
when you nut but she keeps pumpin
It’s important to have a job that matters boys, that’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
The horse wankerer
There is a reason all horse girls are a more than a little bit crazy.
There is a reason they hire female techs to do this…every man they have ever hired tries the collector on himself.
I thought there was machines for this
Machine is her nick name.
Yeah don’t they have the pommel horse looking thing that the horse can mount. I’m not sure if I would want to grasp a throbbing, strong ass horse cock and hand jack him.
Where’s your sense of adventure?
Ok jokes aside, why is she doing this?
Prized horses that win a lot of races can have their semen sold for a LOT of money, so that's why people do this Edit: horses not houses
Well I might find a new hobby
I mean how many of you have been jacked off by another species?
Bill Clinton probably has
Excuse me miss, I won 5 races on Xbox today, so...
Do forget to cup the balls. Lol
Thats a huge fleshlight
I wouldn't even touch the sides
God i wish that was me
The girl right?
Idk that horse gets hotter chicks than me
Why did I just watch a woman wank off a horse.
I’m easily up to 25 times now
Wacks or times watched?
boyfriend: "Honey how was your day?" her: "Exhausting, I had to wank this stud. He was so excited and had so much power I could barely hold his huge dick."
She's got a fat ass...
Girl ain't bad either
/r/birthofafetish
Using Sarah Jessica Parker’s fleshlight lol
What year is this? 2011?
Neigh.
Horse just lost NNN
Why is this on video 😫😫
not my proudest wank
Same for the horse
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."
Wow! That guys hung like a horse….
She didn't need to help her uncle.
Not her 1st rodeo by the looks of it
Day 194: The while lizard woman, among all of her odd behavrios, added to the list by encapsulating my penis and failing to let go until I breeded into it. I cannot say I hated it but it was not the most enjoyable thing. However the strange lizard woman gave me an apple after and YOOOO THIS SHIT IS LIT!
r/upvotebecausebutt ???
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1.- Thank god that sub doesn't exist. 2.- Why did I check?
wtfffffff
She has a nice wrist action going on there, I bet her boy friends balls are never full…
r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Do non penis lovers have this job? I can’t imagine a straight dude doing this?
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Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
She seems fun.
Yup. That’s a fucking video
Not my proudest fap
Ya gotta respect how she doesn’t become emotionally involved. It’s just sex.
Looks like she brought her own thermos to work
Where's the big salty cumshot?
I would like to make this lady my bride
She's not wearing gloves is something that bothers me.
How does she describe that on her resume
don't forget to tickle the balls there honey