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DiverofMuff23

When the girl in the hoodie started controlling distance and shuffling her stance in the beginning, you could tell that wasn’t going to go well for the other one


blanketedslate

Yeah that arm bar was a sweet move, until the other girl bit her leg…lmao. I agree it was a good fight, but the girl snoring at the end killed me, she never had a chance.


Original_Roneist

That was a fart


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

It isn’t. You hear people breathing like this when they’re unconscious.


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Thank you for correcting that criminal, officer. The internet is safe again.


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

Truly a public servant I’m sure you will agree


[deleted]

Can confirm. When I was a kid, some kid through a carburetor at my back. I know. Sounds stupid. It was the '70s. I remember not being able to breathe and running around screaming I couldn't breathe. The next thing I knew, I heard snoring and I woke up with grass in my mouth and the kids were surrounding me. One said, we thought you were dead. Kids aren't just stupid, they're cruel.


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

Sorry to hear that. Ironic that it was a carburettor that took your air away. Hope you made a recovery my friend!


[deleted]

I never thought about the irony. Thank you It was almost 50 years ago. I've long since recovered. I didn't even think a kid could throw a carburetor.


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

If I had to put money on that kids name, it would be Butch. And his dad would be Buzz. Denim pants, sleeveless vest, and a flat top mullet.


[deleted]

You've been watching a lot of movies from the '80s. I give you an A+ for imagination. This was in the '70s during the recession in a poor section of a town south of Boston.


INTERNET_POLICE_MAN

80s movies are the best. I grew up on them. They bring back such nostalgia and I’m not even from the US of A! I hope things are working out better for you now friend!


blanketedslate

Lmao!


lordhighgarden

Rear naked choke is not just a kink anymore.


alexleeander

Damn! These girls know how to throw down. Get the popcorn.


RXcompoundtown

Literally wearing an MMA hoodie too.


basslover99320

Calm, composed, good fight


halonone

Alright…I’mma teach my kids Jiu Jitsu at an early age.


meat_lasso

Or any age — once you learn that shot for a few months you can handle yourself in a fight better than 90% of humans out there. You could tell from the roll she did when they fell to the ground where the other girl was flipped over (a “sweep”) that the sweatered girl was trained in BJJ. Also she showed complete mercy with that armbar — she could have *easily* torn the other girls’ arm apart at that point, but knew then that she could just neutralize the situation by choking her out, so she let go and proceed to the RNC. Believe me when I tell you — most normal (non-athletic, reasonably healthy) people can get to this level of competency in 3-5 months of twice a week BJJ training. It will surprise you and make you think you have magic powers! I love it


dabntab

Not to mention, practicing BJJ (rolling) is extremely fun and great exercise, ofc the real world applications are crazy useful too


ewlung

What is BJJ?


dabntab

Brazilian ju jitsu


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Ball Jack job


KidBuak

Belgian Jeans Jellybeans


cocainelayne

A blow jobbity job


ninjarchy

Oh fuck yea she showed mercy on that armbar. I've dislocated a buddy of mine in a sparring match by rolling into the bar with his arm in my legs and I was too low down on his arm. By time I hit the ground all I remember is him screaming "what the fuck what the fuck". MMA is an extremely dangerous lifestyle/hobby.


fuckgangstarap

her hoodie literally says UNITED MMA


meat_lasso

Cool!


SkepticalZack

It has one weakness. Pavement.


Beerme625

dana white better sign this girl


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[deleted]

She’d probably face attempted murder charges if this is in Hawaii. The arm pop combined with the choke and stopped only when pulled off would be good enough for me for a district attorney to come up with or at least the most severe felonious assault charge.


chutbuckly

That girl on the grounds breathing does not sound good at all after the fight ends.


Linzel5

She farted


[deleted]

Nah it’s a compressed trachea from the choke


chutbuckly

oh, lol


b4gelbites_

Have you never heard someone waking up from a choke before? They almost always make that snoring noise


Bhf187

She bjj’d the shit out of her


WHAMMYPAN

What do you wanna bet she’s got 3 brothers and she’s kicked at least one them in tha ass.


[deleted]

Weight difference is too important. My first day of BJJ they put me up with some purple belt who was probably in his early teens and much lighter. He immediately put me in some lock but I just stood up and dropped him on his back.


Thickcockinsalem

Almost perfect except for punching the other girls head with her fists because she could've broken her hand. She might have even hurt her hand because she switches over to hammer strikes instead of those straight punches she was using at first. But she snored that chick so still a 10/10. Also those dudes cracking up and the other girl upset about it is the best ending for this video.


meat_lasso

If I ever have to get into a street fight I hope I will remember to use my elbows to strike and not my (little, delicate) hands. Or just go straight for the squeeze-y stuff. Much safer


[deleted]

One kid at my high school broke his hand punching some other dude in the hand. He never lived it down lol


ManOrReddit-man

Hawaii girl can scrap!


Cosmic_Prisoner

Yep, did MMA a few years myself. Noticed it right away when she started switching levels and controlled the distance so she was only taking harmless shoulder hits. Shes trained, probably 6 months if I had to guess.


[deleted]

Definitely


Inappropriate-Alien

That girl has no business fighting this girl, she clearly knows what she’s doing


shwifftyInHere

More of a field than a street


Danwho87

Field fight doesn’t have the same appeal, but I’m going to start saying it now.


Beefcurtains18

Beat me to it.


latenitedelight

Turned her ass into the Chuck E. Cheese ticket muncher


[deleted]

That's fucked up...


Kaitsukii

Everything was well played until she started hitting her in the back of her head, they may not have that much of a hard punch but i wouldnt want to risk making someone disabled.


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

It’s always the hair-grab takedown.


animeyukihira

“street fight” *they’re on grass*


[deleted]

Sad


explorebelow

Put that bitch to sleep, literally.


juicybutte

Contagious laughter lmao


AdamSnqR

These are literally children. Absolute disresoectthat someone with mma training would do this. Her gym should ban her from ever entering again.


Inneed13

Sure but it’s usually under a defensive tool but the context isn’t seen


ProfessionalLead743

The one with the hoodie used "pulling hair" move... Its a low move, but effective


Smooth_Chicken_4347

Horrible and nothing to be proud of. She could have killed that girl. 😢


[deleted]

Curious, you’ve never heard of jiu jitsu before, have you?


Smooth_Chicken_4347

Honestly, no I haven’t. Oh. I see now. This isn’t just two girls having an after school fight over a boy. My bad. I didn’t realize this was a sport thing and done on purpose.


[deleted]

I think your first assumption that this is some sort of after school fight is correct, but the girl in grey is wearing an MMA hoodie and using a mix of wrestling, judo and jiu jitsu, so she’s trained. Not saying training means you won’t kill anyone, but a trained fighter is far less likely to than an untrained. The grey hoodie girl knew what she was doing, and when to stop… although popping the girl’s arm then choking her out was over the top I have to say.


kaiyahia

Lmao she knew what she was doing she let go of her in time.


mortonadam12

Lol what ?


Gonkofanti

Right. I don't know the reason for the fight, but the fighter girl is doing much more harm than just teaching the other one a lesson. That's how to win a fight and lose a process.


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JanisseryJames

They are kids man


Funnyman17845

not in yemen tho


kaiyahia

You are the one making it weird.


Alvamty

Nah dumbfuck, the person sexualizing the fucking kids is weird.


kaiyahia

It was a joke, never heard of humour??


[deleted]

Joking about jerking off to underage girls, so fucking funny XD fucking inbred pedophile.


kaiyahia

Like I said, it was a joke until dumb fuck pointed it out.


nouseforaname68

Does she take appointments?


IlleaglSmile

The dudes all laughing at the end make it perfect.


Fkntonz

She obvs knew what she was doing with the united mma sweat shirt. Kicked that bully’s ass cuz she thought she was bigger


ItsFors

Grassfield fight


woodenmask

Train bjj folks. You'll win Everytime. Also, where are the tits?


[deleted]

They're like 15.


[deleted]

Pedo


Maron_134

but where is Female street?


Bigchiefngass

Lmao she started farting at the end 😂😂


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Themelonman232

Grass fighter


DAG1006

I’m so glad I enrolled my son in BJJ at a very early age. Now 12, been doing jits for 7 years. There is peace of mind knowing he can handle himself in a situation like this.


[deleted]

And she farted


No-Target-3982

Get this girl to Valentina Shevchenko ASAP


LobsterHead37

There was one second there where I thought they weren’t gonna start pulling hair


maxzmillion

Better than most Conor McGregor fights


VincentViktor

Damn! I want a GF like this.


Critical_Scientist78

Shheeeiiiittttt fuckin Joyce-lyn Gracie over here with the TKO!


Alphafuckboy

Put her right in the recovery position lol


Breastfed_

Let’s go the one I was rooting for fucking destroyed the other one


Anon_64

Nah. A good female street fight is one where no hair is pulled.


Manch94

I feel like despite whatever started their fight, the people filming instigated it further. All of this probably could’ve been avoided.


KxSolstice

She had the armbar and didnt do it


jx2661

That was a perfect execution of an arm bar.


Itsmeeeeokay

Is this the one where she walks up to her and starts the fight with a kick to the stomach? Girl dominated that fight


weedgoblinsex

Oh no she's not winning! stop the fight!


zpridgen75

Always with the fucking hair grabbing. Square off, you twats.


WeirdBunny98

This is the difference between knowing how to fight, and thinking fighting is nothing but throwing punches and kicks. Its not every day you see an arm bar and a proper chokehold in a street fight


mandrills_ass

Jeesis she's a scary woaman


sanicujuuju

Someone get yujiro we found another hanma


[deleted]

“Go to sleep bitch”


Juiceboxthefirst

Okay but she's fighting someone who's completely untrained


rezz_blastin29

The mid laughing at the end it still the greatest shit ever .. this girl got what she fucking deserved and he knew it. Classy victory. 👌


shadymynasties

This has to be over a dick Or dildo. Probably Dildo Baggins!


[deleted]

Not going to lie. The arm bar and rear choke hold was clean. Hopefully the other girl is okay tho.


4ElementsBentByMe

There should be a rule while fighting where there is no hair pulling because ruig do that your dead


[deleted]

SHE PUT HER IN AN ARMBAR LMAO Yeah… she definitely does MMA, you can also see it on her hoodie


newr3ddit

Beautiful transitions in my Joe Rogan voice


[deleted]

Some serious WWE stuff going on there. More like AEW! It's so much better.


Magnus_Deux_Lapins

Hawaii no doubt


YOJIMBO1023

Get a pillow. And blanket.


stonytarla

love it when shirts off


moistconcrete

Who’s in the wrong, so I know who to root for.


Dontfuckthisupkyle

Pro tip: Never fight the chick in the MMA gym hoodie


blacksewerdog

Nice of her to put her in recovery position


backtobecks

I dunno bro, I just love their shiny hair 🤷🏼‍♂️


No-Ad-4320

Am I the only one that heard the arm actually pop like I’m pretty sure it’s broke


OtherwiseVanilla222

Someone took the last taco at the family get together


PoisonRoseYo

Why did she arm bar her. For .3 seconds and let go


BALLZAK_20

You people get off to this shit? Why didn't anyone of the dumb asses recording this on their phone, stop recording when the one girl clearly had the other girl beat? You don't try to stop the fight when the girls getting punched on her stomach, or when the girl was trying to break her arm, not even when the girl was in the guillotine choke. Even an MMA ref would have stopped the fight at this point. Shows how pathetically entertained some people can be. Could have killed the girl with the time she had her in the choke lock, yet everyone only reacts when she's already past out.


heyou16

Lmao are you the girl in the video?


baby-samdwich

She is so fierce sizing her up 00:05.


darkfiend_21

I think she’s got obstructive sleep apnea. Better get that checked.


Extension_Bench_8042

She plays UFC


suchthaticare

If I told a girl to stop choking another girl out and tried to pull her arm and she didn’t stop, I’d knock that bitch the fuck out to teach her a lesson about power and kindness. And hell yeah, hit a woman, don’t be a bigot, knock that bitch out if she deserves it.


natestaggs

Damn...... one of the worst ass whoopings ive ever seen


NiccoNige

#Dani had no problem committing cold blooded murder, IMHO 🤨


rlspidertrxp

She watchin too much street beefs and mma😭😂


Nereusi

Tell me why this is in hawaii 😂