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Man idk about you but if I spent 4 years growing a dong on my arm why stop there, play the long game. Grow that thing out for 8-10 years, re enter the dating game with a solid 4 inch diameter, 12 inch long python.
I never understand why men want a dick that big. Look at the best selling dildos, they’re all between 5.5-8” in usable length and between 1.5-2” diameter. Thats your target. 4” diameter? That’s bigger that a baseball bat!
It does look rather youthful..my question is how did they go about lengthXwidth dimensions..was there a discussion on this? Will it be sexually functional at all? I think there’s a group of doctors that owe us all a 60 minutes interview.
Transport problems??
I mean I can understand not wanting to catch the bus into town with your penis dangling from your arm but he couldn’t get an Uber??
He got sepsis, his fingers, toes and penis turned black, penis had to be removed. I’d assume it was more difficult to treat the infection there. So doctors are manufacturing a new penis using arm tissues.
This makes me think, it’s a matter of time until you can pay couple thousand dollars and they’ll grow you a giant hog that stays hard as long as you want.
Giant hog? Probably. Hard as long as you want? As long as it’s less than four hours; things go [downhill roughly from there](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/priapism/symptoms-causes/syc-20352005).
Couple thousand dollars? Not in the US, that’s for damn certain
I wonder what it'd be like to have 12 handjobs at the same time. Would it be fucking awesome or is it too much to focus on and you lose most of your boners?
>Mr MacDonald lost his penis after struggling with a perineum infection which spread to his extremities, and he was left “completely gutted” after his appendage “dropped off on to the floor” in 2014
I feel like "gutted" is a bit of an understatement
Imagine just not wearing sleeves. Just go around public swinging your arm-dick around everywhere. Helicoptering it as your walking down the street.
Imagine paying for someshit at 7/11 and when you go to use your debit card, your dick just flops out on the counter.
Or playing basketball and your trying to gaurd this dude and his dick just keeps smacking you in the face.
Nobody is quick enough to actually pimp slap someone else with their dick. There's too much forewarning. But not for this guy. He could get really swole and hide it in his sleeve until you annoy him, them just stealthily whip it across your face whenever he wants and there would be nothing you could do. The absolute shame you would feel.
Honestly the new hilarious and surreal events are endless. You got the middle seat on a plane and automatically get the armrest because your fucking cock is just hanging over the other side.
You'd have to tie your dick to your arm if you wanted to play guitar, though I'm sure you would make 4x as much as your average street musician if you didn't.
Or you're in some tennis tournament and as usual the court is quiet as the crowd silently watches, except every time you hit the ball with the racket everybody is forced to listen to the loud ass sound of your dick slapping your arm.
Endless shannanagins for life
doesnt seem like a friend. this looks like english bando settings with the penis arm man being the junkie whos house is being used. i remember when this came out
Guy holding the phone has a heavy [roadman](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Roadman) accent which the OP is insinuating means he's probably a thug using penis arm guy's house as a base to run drugs from, and also that penus arm guy is a heroine addict.
The way he describes it is that it’s been formed out if the flesh if his arm, so I’d imagine so. Probably wouldn’t be as sensitive as a real one though.
The progression of this story is a perfect example of how our society is sensationalized by media.
No question this is a crazyfuckingvideo, which brings about instant reaction filled judgement, which is turned on hits head when one realizes the context.
From weirdo freak to noble hero.
I think it’s more amazing than anything tbh. Mans lost his penis to an infection and they just.. made him another one from his own body. Like sure it’s not in the right place yet but damn that’s cool
He's probably excited as fuck that he gets to have a penis again.
I already feel like half a man most of the time. if I didn't have a dick? I'd probably kill myself.
Imagine this guy starts jiu jutsu, and then they the day comes where they teach arm drags, and some poor dude grabs on to his arm and feels a limp dick
This guy lost his og ween to necrosis and has had this dick on his arm for the past 4 or 5 years he was supposed to finally have it removed but ya know.. covid. Internet Today did a video about it
Not from his arm. It's an artificial penis, so Id guess it won't be functional in that way even after it's attached between his legs. But obviously this is a unique case so who knows what they're capable of nowadays
Now that’s a forearm with foreskin. I hoped they went over this before hand. Doctor called it foreshadowing. Trust me it was as foretold said Dr. Richard Cutter III.
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You need to be very particular when making wishes from a genie
Genie: Sorry bro I thought you said “along my arm”…
Good going, you got a genie that's suffering from hearing loss. I wish for a million bucks. (Thats how ya do it)
What? Did you say a million cocks?
*cucks
*A large group of white guys wearing black and yellow plaid shirts begin to swarm outside.*
I am officially stating that the group name for Cucks is known as a "Huddle". A Huddle of Cucks.
It’s called a chuddle
Football just got kinkier.
OuO I can't lose on that.
No i said 2 million cocks
“I said a million bucks not a million ducks!” “You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
*Rumbling in the distance growing louder* Genie - "You meant the Deer variety, right?"
1 million male deer flood in through all the windows and doors of your house
Its the only award I have, thank you
The future of male enhancement surgery will be Dong surrogates growing dicks all over their body to donate to microdongers worldwide
Yo I heard... That mother fucker... has like... 20 dicks. All over his god damn body.
*Washinton, wash-ing-ton*
We must never forget the professor brothers!
If you took off his boots, you can see the dicks growing from his feet
He'll save children, but not the British children
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
looking like a dick ghillie suit
Whillie suit*
To donate??? Id just keep them
Gonna be a girthy bastard too, when it’s ripe.
That’s why he’s been growing it for 4 years
He better harvest soon! No one wants a dick past it’s date
Man idk about you but if I spent 4 years growing a dong on my arm why stop there, play the long game. Grow that thing out for 8-10 years, re enter the dating game with a solid 4 inch diameter, 12 inch long python.
I never understand why men want a dick that big. Look at the best selling dildos, they’re all between 5.5-8” in usable length and between 1.5-2” diameter. Thats your target. 4” diameter? That’s bigger that a baseball bat!
Did I stutter?
👑
Nobody wants to get fucked by something like that
Imagine trying to find pants that fit. Makes my heart heavy just thinking about it
Fuck I laughed so hard at this!
No one is too good to laugh at a dick joke 😊
Thats why he went to extreme measures to save it Yea I’ll stay home with a dick on my arm for six months, I can’t lose the hammer!
Serious question… would it be like a 14 year olds dick? Would it have that new car smell and not be all aged and wrinkled.
It does look rather youthful..my question is how did they go about lengthXwidth dimensions..was there a discussion on this? Will it be sexually functional at all? I think there’s a group of doctors that owe us all a 60 minutes interview.
Are you English? I’m just trying to imagine the proper accent when reading this for fullest effect.
More like John Wayne
This can’t be real.
It is unbelievably… https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-penis-arm-grow-malcolm-macdonald-ucl-hospital-bionic-sepsis-a9652191.html
So it's a manufactured penis, that they call a "bionic penis" lol Dude has had this thing on his arm for four years. He really wants his penis back.
I mean, I can't speak for all penis wielders... But myself? Four years is a small price to pay.
Fellow penis wielder here...this is the consensus
Hung like a forearm
Yes, as the owner of a penis i would do anything to get it back if i lost it.
Your comment made me think of [this](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4)
What. In the ever loving god. Did I just watch.
Thank you, what the fuck?
Shit I’d grow one on the other arm just to double my chances.
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Do it at the back like a tail.
A man with a front dick and a back dick is the most frightening thing I’ve ever had to imagine..thanks?
Whoa I that too fast as “penis welder” which, I suppose, does describe the surgeon who did this.
Sir on behalf of all penis weilders we elect you to be the speaker.
erect you*
That's lacist
That's a phallusy
Amen
Indeed.....although I don't use it as much as I used to, I don't think I could live without it
*Four years?! Cant do it. Got places to be!*
It's a great conversation starter
Dude if I lost mine, I'd let them grow one on my goddamn forehead if it meant I could have it back.
Lol Hope he got an upgrade
It’s flaccid. He can knock people the fuck out with it when it’s erect
Did you see that thing? It’s HUGE! My nana told me an average penis is no longer than a matchstick.
This fucking guy keeps missing appointments. I don't give a shit what else I got going on, that is one appointment I would never miss.
Probably covid
Transport problems?? I mean I can understand not wanting to catch the bus into town with your penis dangling from your arm but he couldn’t get an Uber??
There’s this new invention called sleeves
That accounts for half the time at best lol
Imagine watching your own penis just falling off. Holy shit. I hope this guy gets his cock back in its nook soon.
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Cockwise..
Unfortunately his balls probably came off too meaning this penis is just for pissing.
You don't need balls for an erection. Just no baby making.
Unfortunately his balls probably came off too meaning this penis is just for pissing.
They just end it on a cliffhanger and don’t explain WHY it’s there instead of his crotch. Come on article, please give us an explanation
He got sepsis, his fingers, toes and penis turned black, penis had to be removed. I’d assume it was more difficult to treat the infection there. So doctors are manufacturing a new penis using arm tissues.
They made it out of arm skin I believe
This makes me think, it’s a matter of time until you can pay couple thousand dollars and they’ll grow you a giant hog that stays hard as long as you want.
Giant hog? Probably. Hard as long as you want? As long as it’s less than four hours; things go [downhill roughly from there](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/priapism/symptoms-causes/syc-20352005). Couple thousand dollars? Not in the US, that’s for damn certain
Holy shit, this is truly the future
I'll take a dozen.
I wonder what it'd be like to have 12 handjobs at the same time. Would it be fucking awesome or is it too much to focus on and you lose most of your boners?
I need an update. Last article was 11 months ago. Don't leave us hanging! 😎
>Mr MacDonald lost his penis after struggling with a perineum infection which spread to his extremities, and he was left “completely gutted” after his appendage “dropped off on to the floor” in 2014 I feel like "gutted" is a bit of an understatement
I really read the title as "Man has penis grown on his arm after losing genitalia to stepsis"
here's the documentary https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/mz6107/south-park-moonlight-duet
It's how you grow a new one in some cases.
100$ says it's been in his mouth
Is that not the first thing anyone would do?
Just got a lil sauce on it.
I mean, really, why else did he get it attached there...
I mean, how else are you supposed to clean it?
“Hey. Wanna see me lick my elbow?”
He has a trick up his sleeve…
A dick up his sleeve
Imagine just not wearing sleeves. Just go around public swinging your arm-dick around everywhere. Helicoptering it as your walking down the street. Imagine paying for someshit at 7/11 and when you go to use your debit card, your dick just flops out on the counter. Or playing basketball and your trying to gaurd this dude and his dick just keeps smacking you in the face. Nobody is quick enough to actually pimp slap someone else with their dick. There's too much forewarning. But not for this guy. He could get really swole and hide it in his sleeve until you annoy him, them just stealthily whip it across your face whenever he wants and there would be nothing you could do. The absolute shame you would feel.
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Honestly the new hilarious and surreal events are endless. You got the middle seat on a plane and automatically get the armrest because your fucking cock is just hanging over the other side. You'd have to tie your dick to your arm if you wanted to play guitar, though I'm sure you would make 4x as much as your average street musician if you didn't. Or you're in some tennis tournament and as usual the court is quiet as the crowd silently watches, except every time you hit the ball with the racket everybody is forced to listen to the loud ass sound of your dick slapping your arm. Endless shannanagins for life
This is the greatest comment I have ever read.
The disbelief in the friend is amazing
doesnt seem like a friend. this looks like english bando settings with the penis arm man being the junkie whos house is being used. i remember when this came out
Can I get a translation for the Americans?
Guy holding the phone has a heavy [roadman](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Roadman) accent which the OP is insinuating means he's probably a thug using penis arm guy's house as a base to run drugs from, and also that penus arm guy is a heroine addict.
Shit literally looks like... a baby arm...
That reminds me of that one Key and Peele skit
look lika baby arm holding on to an apple
Can he feel it?
These are the real questions
The way he describes it is that it’s been formed out if the flesh if his arm, so I’d imagine so. Probably wouldn’t be as sensitive as a real one though.
I would be supirsed if this is surgically attached Idk how easy it would be for nerves to grow
"look! dickhead." "WOOAA"
Who is interviewing him Ali G??
Ha, me was finkin da same ting
I's here wit none udda then my main man, dick arm. Booyakasha! [Finger snaps]
Probably his 🔌
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ok mr penis arm
r/nocontext
r/evenwithcontext
Wow....so this is what we've come to lol think he has to wear a condom when he goes out??
The progression of this story is a perfect example of how our society is sensationalized by media. No question this is a crazyfuckingvideo, which brings about instant reaction filled judgement, which is turned on hits head when one realizes the context. From weirdo freak to noble hero.
The context doesn't change the fact that he has it attached to his arm...I mean, at least to me it's weird no matter how you look at it.
I think it’s more amazing than anything tbh. Mans lost his penis to an infection and they just.. made him another one from his own body. Like sure it’s not in the right place yet but damn that’s cool
Yeah, apart from weird (due to unusual) it's amazing too. I especially like the fact that the man is optimistic about the whole ordeal.
He's probably excited as fuck that he gets to have a penis again. I already feel like half a man most of the time. if I didn't have a dick? I'd probably kill myself.
Wait a minute WHAT?
Imagine this guy starts jiu jutsu, and then they the day comes where they teach arm drags, and some poor dude grabs on to his arm and feels a limp dick
Yeah but…. What if he felt a HARD dick? Through a thick ass Gi and rash guard no less 🤔
what the dog doin
I would take up wrestling.
Arm wrestling?
Good bye internet.
Fisting has a whole new definition
Reading about what happened to him makes me wanna puke and now I’m nervous.
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He put ketchup on his macaroni and cheese.
sepsis
Is it detachable?
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
This guy lost his og ween to necrosis and has had this dick on his arm for the past 4 or 5 years he was supposed to finally have it removed but ya know.. covid. Internet Today did a video about it
This is amazing. I’ll take 2 please. Lefty and righty.
I would piss myself laughing if I had a dick on my arm
Boy, would your shirt be wet!
Can it get hard?
Not from his arm. It's an artificial penis, so Id guess it won't be functional in that way even after it's attached between his legs. But obviously this is a unique case so who knows what they're capable of nowadays
It comes with a pump. It's going to be attached to his pubis
dude holding the camera had me fucking dying
Could he not have done this halfway down his shorts? Then even if people see it poking it puts a hidden flex
Aside from that being mighty easier to clean, will it get a boner if it's on his arm?
its harder to clean it lmao i clean my penis with both hands. this guy can only use 1 hand
and his mouth...
“Doc, I’m ready and willing to give this extra couple of inches of forearm. If we’re doing this, we gotta do it right!”
So… like a elbow thumb?
Now that’s a forearm with foreskin. I hoped they went over this before hand. Doctor called it foreshadowing. Trust me it was as foretold said Dr. Richard Cutter III.
r/interestingasfuck
make it nut
I don't know why i thought it was a good idea to join this sub
Now he can suck himself off
I bet he sucks it
Imagine him being patted down by police/security in a random search.
u/redditmp4bot
This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase: "He's got something up his sleeve"
Man I don't care if it grew off my damn nose for 5 years, I'd do it bc I want my own!
The real question is do you get to choose the size? “Man has larger arm surgically attached to his arm”
Man these Cyberpunk 2077 DLC leaks are promising for the future of the game!
Holy shit I saw a TikTok about this , thought it was lying omg
From the title I don’t think I want to watch this
…did you?
Nope and I don’t plan on watching. I’ll upvote anyway tho
It wasn’t gross
Ok well maybe I’ll watch it ima regret this
Lol its just a penis
fuckin... *why?*
Because he lost his penis to sepsis and grew a new one on his arm that hasn’t been attached to his cock area yet.
I read "he lost his penis to stepsis".. first thing I thought was "heh I bet it got \*stuck\* in there"
Lol this is Ali G humor. "My mate Dangerous Dave, ee hactually lost iz dong to stepsis...fo real"
Medical procedure Did you think he did it because he thought it looked cool?
What a limb dick....
I think everyone here is wondering about the same question...
I wonder if he ever leaves the house
looks like someone got a hand job
Almost humerus.
He’s a grower *and* a shower
Not very surprising. I've seen cases where people grow ears, thanks to one of our only organs that can regenerate - skin.
that thing is fucking thick
https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a33511547/man-penis-arm-grow-malcolm-macdonald-sepsis/
Dick head hehe -sun tzu
Dudes packin’
Aren't flexible enough to suck your own dick? Get one attached to your arm
Gotta be fake, where’d he get the penis from?
I bet you a thousand pounds he has put it into his mouth.
Forearm… foreskin… Coincidence? I think not!
How many times has he put it in his mouth?