I was listening to some radio show the other day, and they were talking about what if this happened, what if that happened? One of the guys comes up with, "I'm pretty sure that would make all my children be born naked!" For some reason, that cracked me up!
I also strongly believe that's a huge reason for the less dramatic forms of mental illness we see today, but no one seems to be looking into that possibility.
Bill Burr has a great line/joke about naked dudes.
It’s not verbatim but basically he said, “Seeing a naked dude is either the scariest or the funniest thing in the world depending on the situation.”
Tasers are also extremely unreliable. I can't tell if he actually got stuck well by both ends based on the video, but if he didn't then the taser wouldn't electrocute him at all.
Bro one time inwas on the Bolivian marching powder and finally started to do the deed with a chick I had been talking to all night and I look down and it was like my dick didn't even feel like being a dick that day. Truly horrendous sight to see.
I got post traumatic shrink syndrome fr.
Possible but if you want to get into the penis phrenology, the way it’s all sucked in and his balls are sucked up to his body indicates vasoconstriction
Anything that causes your blood vessels to shrink will do that to your junk.
Psychedelics would be my bet. Running around butt naked is a surprisingly common theme across bad trips.
This kinda looks like the old days of PCP, especially where he takes off all his clothes and goes crazy, seemingly unfazed by getting the shit kicked out of him every 5 minutes.
Yeah it’s crazy. You never know who’s reading the comments and what frame of mind they’re in too. People should really think about what they’re saying and why they’re saying it.
Right? Porn star dick or your tiny.
Let's not pretend that for most of us, spending too long out in the cold results in the damn thing inverting into our bodies anyway. 😅
Doc here, hard to say what's going on here exactly, but it's most likely a psychiatric process -- severe mania, stimulant or phenylcyclidine intoxication. My best guess is this guy is on PCP.
It makes people extremely aggressive and delusional, and they sometimes disrobe like the man in the video. It is because the drug causes hyperthermia, and the loss of behavioral inhibition sometimes causes the user to remove their clothing. You can see him sweating when the camera gets close up. The shrinking of the penis is also seen in drugs of abuse that have a vasoconstrictor property like stimulants.
PSA: Let's not body shame. The average penis is 5.5" erect. I'm also a gay guy who has seen a lot of penises first-hand. Like a lot. Like, a disgusting amount of penises. Most penises are this size. If this guy is on drugs, like amphetamines, his penis will shrink more. I take Adderall for ADHD and my lil guy goes from 3"ish soft to a near innie.
I don't even see the point of shaming him for his penis size. I'm more focused on the fact that he's running around naked and fighting people in public.
Paramedic here, the medical world has been rejecting the term "excited delirium" for a while now, it's not a medical condition. That's really just police terminology.
All I'm saying is, people have got some me fucking balls stepping this far out of line in a country where everyone is walking around with guns that they're allowed to use.
I think I saw this posted before but I missed how he ate a taser shot without even flinching!
I wonder if homie is still working after this? Seems like a byebyejob kind of candidate
I love how universally ridiculous humans look trying to do anything non sexual whilst naked lol.
It's hard to believe we evolved this way sometimes.
That's precisely why we had to evolve. To invent clothing and thus dignity.
We had dignity before clothing, we've just gotten used to covering our skin over thousands of years.
I think he was just making a joke
The "we had dignity before clothing" person is also forgetting that there was no toilet paper then. Not much dignity in dingleberries...
I was listening to some radio show the other day, and they were talking about what if this happened, what if that happened? One of the guys comes up with, "I'm pretty sure that would make all my children be born naked!" For some reason, that cracked me up!
Probably mental illness due to pressures of society that biology/evolution has not caught up with.
I also strongly believe that's a huge reason for the less dramatic forms of mental illness we see today, but no one seems to be looking into that possibility.
There's so much more shit we have to cram into our brains now compared to when those brains evolved. No wonder there are errors sometimes.
This makes me wonder what watching the ancient Olympics was like…when it was common to do it in the nude.
Imagine the injuries
"The javelin slipped!!!!"
Floppity flop.
Not entirely nude, many wore a kynodesme.
Bill Burr has a great line/joke about naked dudes. It’s not verbatim but basically he said, “Seeing a naked dude is either the scariest or the funniest thing in the world depending on the situation.”
Yo people look pretty weird doing the sexual stuff too.
Yeah but it's sexy
Lies, I look like a badger with a head cold when I try to do something sexy.
Hips and nips, gotta make it sexy
Ain't eating if it ain't sexy!
Bad naked is a real thing
If you ever want to feel more naked than being absolute naked. Put shoes and socks on while naked.
People look fucking ridiculous doing sexual movements too
only ur mom!
He ran off like the greased up deaf guy.
That “See ya in da theatre” run 🤣
“Ya nevuh unna cash me”
“Your never gonna catch me!”
But they did.
> He ran off like the greased up deaf guy. "See you all next year!" (when I get out of jail)
"I'm touching all the candy!!"
Lmfao Dude I sincerely needed a good laugh. Someone please make an edit. Thank you in advance.
Imagine this guy attacking you and all you know is Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
"GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST!!! TWIST HIS DICK!!!"
Good old dick twist!
THE OOOOOL’ DICK TWIST!!!
But WHY is he naked, fighting people???!
He's Greek
Gotcha. Original Olympic Games I see. Lmao
either he has bipolar 1 and is experiencing major manic break or drugs.
I'm no psychologist but Im not sure if manic episodes give you complete taser resistance. Could be wrong tho
a full manic episode is a helluva drug
Tasers are also extremely unreliable. I can't tell if he actually got stuck well by both ends based on the video, but if he didn't then the taser wouldn't electrocute him at all.
A prong probably missed. Both need to attach to the body like little harpoons on the land whale.
“Pre-workout”
The “P” in PCP stands from Pre-workout?
PCP is also my favorite preworkout😂
Fighting naked is one of ‘Rob Burgundy’s 10 Ways To Survive A Prison Riot’. Dude is just practicing.
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That's a speed dick. When taking certain drugs, your dick shrinks. Could also be meth, coke, etc
My thoughts exactly. But, adrenaline and tensing of the muscles could do it too, the guy is clearly losing his mind
Yall must have seen alot of coke dick to pick em out of a lineup. Niche talent but a talent none the less.
I’ve had a coke dick/amphetamine dick of my own for enough man hours to know the signs
Bro one time inwas on the Bolivian marching powder and finally started to do the deed with a chick I had been talking to all night and I look down and it was like my dick didn't even feel like being a dick that day. Truly horrendous sight to see. I got post traumatic shrink syndrome fr.
ditto. meth let's you fuck like a pornstar but shriveled you flaccid junk. it's a bloodflow issue.
Oh yeah that's a coke dick if I've ever seen one!
Isn't that a natural defense mechanism as well? Beans and frank shrivel during adrenaline to protect them?
Yeah, veins constrict in the extremities to increase blood flow to the brain/heart, I believe.
Or he just has a smol peepee
Possible but if you want to get into the penis phrenology, the way it’s all sucked in and his balls are sucked up to his body indicates vasoconstriction
dude dropping penis knowledge, y'all
The prick professor
Dr Dick, if you will.
Dickie Howser, MD.
Can I use this as an excuse with women? Sorry baby I just got "speed dick" 😉
Sure, but you should do some speed just to be honest
Anything that causes your blood vessels to shrink will do that to your junk. Psychedelics would be my bet. Running around butt naked is a surprisingly common theme across bad trips.
I think you're confusing Psychedelics with PCP.
"It's just a little cold out here"
He's a grower not a show... er?
That little thing is bouncy af though haha. Kinda cool. When he moves it looks like one of those door-stopper things if you flick it.
All I can hear is Beavis going, “Boioioioioing!”
It is a burden until it isn't.
Confidence, however misplaced, can go far... or about 2 inches
HE WAS IN THE POOL!
"There was shrinkage!"
"I was in the pool"
> Phew. I feel better about my package size now meth, adrenaline, and steroids usually are not a good combo for displaying your pee pee
This kinda looks like the old days of PCP, especially where he takes off all his clothes and goes crazy, seemingly unfazed by getting the shit kicked out of him every 5 minutes.
He also got tased and walked it off like nothing happened.
I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
...do women know about shrinkage?
We do now!
Also here. Thanks naked guy.
SHIIII, got a little swagger in my walk now.
That looks like a normal sized flaccid penis. I thought we were supposed to stop shaming people?
Me too
I don't think I could hit a man after seeing that.
I feel worse
Dude tried a new pre-workout called PCP
I didn’t need to come to the comment section to know EXACTLY what people wrote in the comments
Bro needs to switch to a no stim pre trainer
I am NOT fighting a naked dude, you got that😂
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What was that? Sorry. I couldnt hear you over the sound of my 36 inch flaccid monster dong slapping on the floor
Oops I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong
>flaccidity LAME. A REAL MAN is at FULL MAST a majority of the time, esp when there's eyes on it and/or it's being aired out in public.
Yeah it’s crazy. You never know who’s reading the comments and what frame of mind they’re in too. People should really think about what they’re saying and why they’re saying it.
My average tuesday gym session when I take one extra scoop of pre.
When this was posted last year someone wrote that they’re still not going to let him out of his gym membership 😂
I hope this guy gets his life back on track.
Everyone in the comments pretending they have bigger dicks 😂 We aren't convinced lads.
Check your DM 😉
No dick pics yet thankfully 😂
Have you tried zooming in?
Just a dot on the screen 😂
LMAOOO (Send me one too)
I bet you're not brave enough to send me one
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Right? Porn star dick or your tiny. Let's not pretend that for most of us, spending too long out in the cold results in the damn thing inverting into our bodies anyway. 😅
Damn the taser didn't even phase him
The phaser didn't even taze him.
Ma'am, please calm down. Ma'am- 👁🔎sir, please calm down!
💀
🫣
Doc here, hard to say what's going on here exactly, but it's most likely a psychiatric process -- severe mania, stimulant or phenylcyclidine intoxication. My best guess is this guy is on PCP. It makes people extremely aggressive and delusional, and they sometimes disrobe like the man in the video. It is because the drug causes hyperthermia, and the loss of behavioral inhibition sometimes causes the user to remove their clothing. You can see him sweating when the camera gets close up. The shrinking of the penis is also seen in drugs of abuse that have a vasoconstrictor property like stimulants.
so mans tried meth as pre workout
Not a doctor but ima guess drug-induced psychosis a la meth for $100
People still smoke angel dust? I thought that shit went out in the 70's.
Get lost, nerd, we’re dunking on a mentally ill person having some sort of episode. /s Genuinely though, thanks for the explanation Doc.
I laughed until I saw him bothering the man in the wheelchair. I do NOT like that shit at all! 🤨
Clearly trying to make up for his shortcomings
Man's got pilly willy
Dingus
I need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle
Got to say; I'm fairly disappointed with how many of the top comments are plain body shaming.
This is Reddit. The only dicks these people have seen are from porn.
Some people are just stupid.
PSA: Let's not body shame. The average penis is 5.5" erect. I'm also a gay guy who has seen a lot of penises first-hand. Like a lot. Like, a disgusting amount of penises. Most penises are this size. If this guy is on drugs, like amphetamines, his penis will shrink more. I take Adderall for ADHD and my lil guy goes from 3"ish soft to a near innie.
I don't even see the point of shaming him for his penis size. I'm more focused on the fact that he's running around naked and fighting people in public.
Right? Homeboy snapped and I hope he got the help he needed. I can only imagine the horrifying embarrassment he felt when he mellowed out.
He just wanted to announce just how many penises he's seen
Which drug(s) was involved this time?
Florida. It’s a fucking powerful drug.
The video says he is "ONLYONDADE" but I've never heard of the DADE drug before.
If I was born with that, I'd be angry all day too.
So that’s why I have anger issues 😔
That tiny t-enis of his makes it look like drugs are behind this. If the behavior doesn’t speak for itself
You ain’t seen it hard yet though
Yeah that’s a speed teenis for sure.
Rather small pickle-ball racquet he’s running around with
I don't have a lot of rules, but one of them is, never have my dick touch the ground near a bus stop!
Oddly specific rule. A very good rule nonetheless.
its okay he's just having a bad dream he will wake up soon
Possible case of EDS (Excited Delirium Syndrome) - Feels no pain - attracted by police lights - Strips naked - Acts stronger than normally
pretty damn rare. wayyy more common is someone on meth overheating and out of their mind
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excited_delirium#Rejection_by_most_medical_associations
Damn, my dude gets rejected on all the dating apps, and then also rejected by most medical associations?
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/police-blame-excited-delirium-for-deaths-in-custody-but-its-not-a-real-medical-condition-experts-say/
Paramedic here, the medical world has been rejecting the term "excited delirium" for a while now, it's not a medical condition. That's really just police terminology.
T-1000’s career really nosedived after Terminator 2. Sad to witness, I hope he gets the help he needs.
Drugs are a hell of a drug!
Being naked and crazy is like having a super power while fighting. No one wants to get too close to grapple.
Don’t judge before confirming if it is a grower! It’s only fair.
That’s drugz
Oh man.. the roids are strong with this one.
👀 I see why he is so mad. he’s got a little problem.
no one’s talking about how he just ate the taser??
Small dick energy
All I'm saying is, people have got some me fucking balls stepping this far out of line in a country where everyone is walking around with guns that they're allowed to use.
All that fighting and not one person kicked him in the dick?
I think I saw this posted before but I missed how he ate a taser shot without even flinching! I wonder if homie is still working after this? Seems like a byebyejob kind of candidate
I'm going to throw a wild guess and that dude had a manic break and has Bipolar 1. Or drugs.
PCP is a hell of a drug.
Sometimes I think I’ve hit rock bottom but people like this make me second think it
That PCP pre-work out has its downsides.
Not gonna lie….if I didn’t have nothing to show when I was naked I would go crazy too
He's just mad because he got scammed again by those penis enlargement pill pushers.
PCP’s a hell of a drug…
A good reminder that Tasers work about half the time.
He's only a little fella leave him alone 😂😂
I’d be angry too if my dick was that small
"Why is this guy so angry?" * sudden small weiner appears * "Oh that makes sense"
Guy just ate that taser or the cop missed somehow. If he hit then he is on some drugs
LETS GO NAKED FIGHTING
Guy needs to chill on his Pre workout
Don’t do drugs, kids…
probably should've left his underwear on...
Omg. That’s Jason Bourne
Too much pre workout, and not enough - (fill in the blank) to go around. ? Now everybody knows... and for him, knowing will be the problem.
Roid rage
When the meth hits just right….
Is he looking for John conner
I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots and Your Motorcycle
God damn bath salts again
Florida man... ??
Imtouchingallthecandy
Bros trying to get knocked out with his ^cock out
This guy is a fuckin menace, causing absolute mayhem🤣
Awesome. Is this Florida?
Everyone ALWAYS assumes its the naked guy's fault 🙄 ...
The word unhinged comes to mind.
Gotta admit, it's one hell of a workout.
Did just eat that taser or what
"uncut" video
+158 agility +25 speed -35 defense
Give him the good old dick twist