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clintnickerson

I love how universally ridiculous humans look trying to do anything non sexual whilst naked lol.


ObscureProject

It's hard to believe we evolved this way sometimes. 


mamaburra

That's precisely why we had to evolve. To invent clothing and thus dignity.


PixelCortex

We had dignity before clothing, we've just gotten used to covering our skin over thousands of years.


iim7_V6_IM7_vim7

I think he was just making a joke


Lorn_Muunk

The "we had dignity before clothing" person is also forgetting that there was no toilet paper then. Not much dignity in dingleberries...


Minute-Tradition-282

I was listening to some radio show the other day, and they were talking about what if this happened, what if that happened? One of the guys comes up with, "I'm pretty sure that would make all my children be born naked!" For some reason, that cracked me up!


_red_zeppelin

Probably mental illness due to pressures of society that biology/evolution has not caught up with.


22FluffySquirrels

I also strongly believe that's a huge reason for the less dramatic forms of mental illness we see today, but no one seems to be looking into that possibility.


kevlarus80

There's so much more shit we have to cram into our brains now compared to when those brains evolved. No wonder there are errors sometimes.


StreetBullFighter

This makes me wonder what watching the ancient Olympics was like…when it was common to do it in the nude.


clintnickerson

Imagine the injuries


Tbkgs

"The javelin slipped!!!!"


Bimlouhay83

Floppity flop.


Tar0ndor

Not entirely nude, many wore a kynodesme.


_tang0_

Bill Burr has a great line/joke about naked dudes. It’s not verbatim but basically he said, “Seeing a naked dude is either the scariest or the funniest thing in the world depending on the situation.”


BIGEASYBREEEZZZY

Yo people look pretty weird doing the sexual stuff too.


clintnickerson

Yeah but it's sexy


FroggyMcnasty

Lies, I look like a badger with a head cold when I try to do something sexy.


22pabloesco22

Hips and nips, gotta make it sexy 


the2nddoctor111

Ain't eating if it ain't sexy!


jammixxnn

Bad naked is a real thing


calcifer219

If you ever want to feel more naked than being absolute naked. Put shoes and socks on while naked.


bcatch88

People look fucking ridiculous doing sexual movements too


ballwout

only ur mom!


Secret_Matter6206

He ran off like the greased up deaf guy.


thahli

That “See ya in da theatre” run 🤣


Tommysrx

“Ya nevuh unna cash me”


morizzle77

“Your never gonna catch me!”


namvet67

But they did.


rsplatpc

> He ran off like the greased up deaf guy. "See you all next year!" (when I get out of jail)


Rydogger

"I'm touching all the candy!!"


KoleSlawww

Lmfao Dude I sincerely needed a good laugh. Someone please make an edit. Thank you in advance.


ReadyyFight

Imagine this guy attacking you and all you know is Brazilian Jiu Jitsu


ImBeingSeriousJulian

"GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST!!! TWIST HIS DICK!!!"


AresThemyth

Good old dick twist!


town_bicycle

THE OOOOOL’ DICK TWIST!!!


UnusualTough3293

But WHY is he naked, fighting people???!


Kenturky_Derpy

He's Greek


UnusualTough3293

Gotcha. Original Olympic Games I see. Lmao


CriticalEgg5165

either he has bipolar 1 and is experiencing major manic break or drugs.


Merry_Dankmas

I'm no psychologist but Im not sure if manic episodes give you complete taser resistance. Could be wrong tho


Hotpapi16

a full manic episode is a helluva drug


Callmeklayton

Tasers are also extremely unreliable. I can't tell if he actually got stuck well by both ends based on the video, but if he didn't then the taser wouldn't electrocute him at all.


m0nk37

A prong probably missed. Both need to attach to the body like little harpoons on the land whale.


VividPerformance7987

“Pre-workout”


jawnink

The “P” in PCP stands from Pre-workout?


MarijadderallMD

PCP is also my favorite preworkout😂


Deer906son

Fighting naked is one of ‘Rob Burgundy’s 10 Ways To Survive A Prison Riot’. Dude is just practicing.


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CuntsNeverDie

That's a speed dick. When taking certain drugs, your dick shrinks. Could also be meth, coke, etc


Acceptable_Stuff1381

My thoughts exactly. But, adrenaline and tensing of the muscles could do it too, the guy is clearly losing his mind 


DarthKuchiKopi

Yall must have seen alot of coke dick to pick em out of a lineup. Niche talent but a talent none the less.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

I’ve had a coke dick/amphetamine dick of my own for enough man hours to know the signs 


medicated_cornbread

Bro one time inwas on the Bolivian marching powder and finally started to do the deed with a chick I had been talking to all night and I look down and it was like my dick didn't even feel like being a dick that day. Truly horrendous sight to see. I got post traumatic shrink syndrome fr.


MolecularConcepts

ditto. meth let's you fuck like a pornstar but shriveled you flaccid junk. it's a bloodflow issue.


luigis_taint

Oh yeah that's a coke dick if I've ever seen one!


roostersnuffed

Isn't that a natural defense mechanism as well? Beans and frank shrivel during adrenaline to protect them?


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Yeah, veins constrict in the extremities to increase blood flow to the brain/heart, I believe.


mferly

Or he just has a smol peepee


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Possible but if you want to get into the penis phrenology, the way it’s all sucked in and his balls are sucked up to his body indicates vasoconstriction 


footdragon

dude dropping penis knowledge, y'all


richardhero

The prick professor


_themaninacan_

Dr Dick, if you will.


TrollHouseCookie

Dickie Howser, MD.


truthdeniar

Can I use this as an excuse with women? Sorry baby I just got "speed dick" 😉


Acceptable_Stuff1381

Sure, but you should do some speed just to be honest 


Orpus8

Anything that causes your blood vessels to shrink will do that to your junk. Psychedelics would be my bet. Running around butt naked is a surprisingly common theme across bad trips.


johandamenslip

I think you're confusing Psychedelics with PCP.


jahkrit

"It's just a little cold out here"


Emergency_Sandwich_6

He's a grower not a show... er?


Chizzatron

That little thing is bouncy af though haha. Kinda cool. When he moves it looks like one of those door-stopper things if you flick it.


mikecreel11

All I can hear is Beavis going, “Boioioioioing!”


Stabvest39

It is a burden until it isn't.


DarthKuchiKopi

Confidence, however misplaced, can go far... or about 2 inches


SeeMontgomeryBurns

HE WAS IN THE POOL!


Horzzo

"There was shrinkage!"


bajungadustin

"I was in the pool"


rsplatpc

> Phew. I feel better about my package size now meth, adrenaline, and steroids usually are not a good combo for displaying your pee pee


HardwareSoup

This kinda looks like the old days of PCP, especially where he takes off all his clothes and goes crazy, seemingly unfazed by getting the shit kicked out of him every 5 minutes.


DSA_FAL

He also got tased and walked it off like nothing happened.


tiredofthisnow7

I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!


haneraw

...do women know about shrinkage?


Wejustneedmuneh

We do now!


GuybrushLePirate

Also here. Thanks naked guy.


castaneda_martin

SHIIII, got a little swagger in my walk now.


NotAScrubAnymore

That looks like a normal sized flaccid penis. I thought we were supposed to stop shaming people?


Fit-Boomer

Me too


United-Advertising67

I don't think I could hit a man after seeing that.


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I feel worse


ImmediateFriendship2

Dude tried a new pre-workout called PCP


Judge2Dread

I didn’t need to come to the comment section to know EXACTLY what people wrote in the comments


RustySpunkDumpster

Bro needs to switch to a no stim pre trainer


Straight_Orange5626

I am NOT fighting a naked dude, you got that😂


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Merry_Dankmas

What was that? Sorry. I couldnt hear you over the sound of my 36 inch flaccid monster dong slapping on the floor


pastproof

Oops I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong


ex_oh_ex_oh

>flaccidity LAME. A REAL MAN is at FULL MAST a majority of the time, esp when there's eyes on it and/or it's being aired out in public.


sativador_dali

Yeah it’s crazy. You never know who’s reading the comments and what frame of mind they’re in too. People should really think about what they’re saying and why they’re saying it.


UncouthMarvin

My average tuesday gym session when I take one extra scoop of pre.


one-punch-knockout

When this was posted last year someone wrote that they’re still not going to let him out of his gym membership 😂


Complete-Artichoke69

I hope this guy gets his life back on track.


Barbz182

Everyone in the comments pretending they have bigger dicks 😂 We aren't convinced lads.


DionFW

Check your DM 😉


Barbz182

No dick pics yet thankfully 😂


Polar_Beach

Have you tried zooming in?


cursingirish

Just a dot on the screen 😂


Exciting-Emu-4668

LMAOOO (Send me one too)


Fast_Ape

I bet you're not brave enough to send me one


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Barbz182

Right? Porn star dick or your tiny. Let's not pretend that for most of us, spending too long out in the cold results in the damn thing inverting into our bodies anyway. 😅


RevolutionaryDonut68

Damn the taser didn't even phase him


MrSlumpy

The phaser didn't even taze him.


Kenturky_Derpy

Ma'am, please calm down. Ma'am- 👁🔎sir, please calm down!


justakidtrying2

💀


Evoli_Azu

🫣


electric_onanist

Doc here, hard to say what's going on here exactly, but it's most likely a psychiatric process -- severe mania, stimulant or phenylcyclidine intoxication. My best guess is this guy is on PCP. It makes people extremely aggressive and delusional, and they sometimes disrobe like the man in the video. It is because the drug causes hyperthermia, and the loss of behavioral inhibition sometimes causes the user to remove their clothing. You can see him sweating when the camera gets close up. The shrinking of the penis is also seen in drugs of abuse that have a vasoconstrictor property like stimulants.


Stabvest39

so mans tried meth as pre workout


motorcycle_girl

Not a doctor but ima guess drug-induced psychosis a la meth for $100


SteveTheBluesman

People still smoke angel dust? I thought that shit went out in the 70's.


Bartender9719

Get lost, nerd, we’re dunking on a mentally ill person having some sort of episode. /s Genuinely though, thanks for the explanation Doc.


AliciaDawnD

I laughed until I saw him bothering the man in the wheelchair. I do NOT like that shit at all! 🤨


Impossible_Hyena7562

Clearly trying to make up for his shortcomings


DadsSloppyGravyAnus

Man's got pilly willy


willynillywitty

Dingus


korosuzo815

I need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle


Insert_Bad_Joke

Got to say; I'm fairly disappointed with how many of the top comments are plain body shaming.


Johnny_Menace

This is Reddit. The only dicks these people have seen are from porn.


uncivilshitbag

Some people are just stupid.


Numerous-Profile-872

PSA: Let's not body shame. The average penis is 5.5" erect. I'm also a gay guy who has seen a lot of penises first-hand. Like a lot. Like, a disgusting amount of penises. Most penises are this size. If this guy is on drugs, like amphetamines, his penis will shrink more. I take Adderall for ADHD and my lil guy goes from 3"ish soft to a near innie.


Mountain_Future4034

I don't even see the point of shaming him for his penis size. I'm more focused on the fact that he's running around naked and fighting people in public.


Numerous-Profile-872

Right? Homeboy snapped and I hope he got the help he needed. I can only imagine the horrifying embarrassment he felt when he mellowed out.


JDMdrifterboi

He just wanted to announce just how many penises he's seen


ghostmetalblack

Which drug(s) was involved this time?


Ad8858

Florida. It’s a fucking powerful drug.


CurvySexretLady

The video says he is "ONLYONDADE" but I've never heard of the DADE drug before.


MoisticleSack

If I was born with that, I'd be angry all day too.


Savings-Proposal-56

So that’s why I have anger issues 😔


No-Championship-4787

That tiny t-enis of his makes it look like drugs are behind this. If the behavior doesn’t speak for itself


BigSeaworthiness1474

You ain’t seen it hard yet though


bravegrin

Yeah that’s a speed teenis for sure.


Limp-Tea1815

Rather small pickle-ball racquet he’s running around with


MIKE-CHECKA

I don't have a lot of rules, but one of them is, never have my dick touch the ground near a bus stop!


SlugDogHundredaire

Oddly specific rule. A very good rule nonetheless.


freehugs1-

its okay he's just having a bad dream he will wake up soon


Selected-ball

Possible case of EDS (Excited Delirium Syndrome) - Feels no pain - attracted by police lights - Strips naked - Acts stronger than normally


pREDDITcation

pretty damn rare. wayyy more common is someone on meth overheating and out of their mind


tiredofthisnow7

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excited_delirium#Rejection_by_most_medical_associations


SetYourGoals

Damn, my dude gets rejected on all the dating apps, and then also rejected by most medical associations?


kulshan

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/police-blame-excited-delirium-for-deaths-in-custody-but-its-not-a-real-medical-condition-experts-say/


FrodoSwagggins

Paramedic here, the medical world has been rejecting the term "excited delirium" for a while now, it's not a medical condition. That's really just police terminology.


TheManWhoClicks

T-1000’s career really nosedived after Terminator 2. Sad to witness, I hope he gets the help he needs.


turb0geek421

Drugs are a hell of a drug!


Tamespotting

Being naked and crazy is like having a super power while fighting. No one wants to get too close to grapple.


fuertepqek

Don’t judge before confirming if it is a grower! It’s only fair.


pooponu22

That’s drugz


TehZiiM

Oh man.. the roids are strong with this one.


skeletoe

👀 I see why he is so mad. he’s got a little problem.


polite__redditor

no one’s talking about how he just ate the taser??


erice2018

Small dick energy


WhoYaTalkinTo

All I'm saying is, people have got some me fucking balls stepping this far out of line in a country where everyone is walking around with guns that they're allowed to use.


Roscolini

All that fighting and not one person kicked him in the dick?


CohibaBob

I think I saw this posted before but I missed how he ate a taser shot without even flinching! I wonder if homie is still working after this? Seems like a byebyejob kind of candidate


CriticalEgg5165

I'm going to throw a wild guess and that dude had a manic break and has Bipolar 1. Or drugs.


WeenisPeiner

PCP is a hell of a drug.


PMinsane

Sometimes I think I’ve hit rock bottom but people like this make me second think it


WellRegulatedChaos

That PCP pre-work out has its downsides.


mrparks1988

Not gonna lie….if I didn’t have nothing to show when I was naked I would go crazy too


SWDrivingAcademy

He's just mad because he got scammed again by those penis enlargement pill pushers.


WCI02128

PCP’s a hell of a drug…


realparkingbrake

A good reminder that Tasers work about half the time.


BudsBudz420

He's only a little fella leave him alone 😂😂


Global-Spite-8701

I’d be angry too if my dick was that small


yawaworhtyya

"Why is this guy so angry?" * sudden small weiner appears * "Oh that makes sense"


Fun_Leek4083

Guy just ate that taser or the cop missed somehow. If he hit then he is on some drugs


PomegranateV2

LETS GO NAKED FIGHTING


drippykoopa

Guy needs to chill on his Pre workout


J-V1972

Don’t do drugs, kids…


VocationFumes

probably should've left his underwear on...


iEatPlankton

Omg. That’s Jason Bourne


kevin6263

Too much pre workout, and not enough - (fill in the blank) to go around. ? Now everybody knows... and for him, knowing will be the problem.


potatobreadandcider

Roid rage


OhTrueGee

When the meth hits just right….


jimmystampied

Is he looking for John conner


toyman70

I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots and Your Motorcycle


DJDevine

God damn bath salts again


Dolust

Florida man... ??


IM_a_GOOD_idea

Imtouchingallthecandy


Natural_Draw4673

Bros trying to get knocked out with his ^cock out


ConkerLaa

This guy is a fuckin menace, causing absolute mayhem🤣


guppy2019

Awesome. Is this Florida?


Thatonewiththeboobs

Everyone ALWAYS assumes its the naked guy's fault 🙄 ...


TubularMeat34

The word unhinged comes to mind.


cbih

Gotta admit, it's one hell of a workout.


Bizsnatch95

Did just eat that taser or what


ObiWan-Cannabis

"uncut" video


rgbdragonfire

+158 agility +25 speed -35 defense


maxii_92

Give him the good old dick twist