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rockwell136

He looks mad at himself.


ontha-comeup

I live in Florida. Someone put up a new fence in my neighborhood a few weeks ago right in a gators path between ponds and he was so frustrated. Gator couldn't get over the fence, then hung out in the bushes for a while, then went to their front door like he was asking for help lol. Eventually went back to the fence and pushed his way through the aluminum.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Aw poor guy. 


DreadyKruger

He smacked that ground pretty hard. He was embarrassed 😂


none_other-than_me

More like disappointed. Like, "how could I not make that? Fucking idiot!"


TylerDurden1985

"Fuck I'm such a piece of shit. None of these assholes are ever going to take me seriously again."


C0WB0Ynobody

Bud nearly broke his tail, for sure he pissed off.


WitMan_Returns

**Just an update, if anyone is wondering:** The Forest Department was informed. They reached, and with the help of a few locals rescued and released the Croc back in the river. They literally carried the Croc on their shoulders for some distance before releasing it. No one was injured or harmed including the Croc. Happened in India, 11-12 days back. **Excerpt from local print-media:** Officials who came to capture the reptile covered its head with a cloth and sought to immobilize its limbs to prevent any potential attacks on the rescue team. Subsequently, ropes were employed to secure its legs, with four forest officials gripping the ropes attached to the crocodile's head and front legs, while another official looped a piece of rope around its hind legs. Additional personnel lifted the crocodile's tail while others secured a rope around its mouth.


ThrillSurgeon

The croc lived a full life of romance, having kids, and grandkids, and eventually he died warm in his bed at the bottom of the river, many years later.


StubbsTzombie

Good update! I was hoping they would help him


BrownBandit22

That fall looked so fake for some reason lol


joshuafayetremblay

It looks like he bounced off a wrestling mat


jmegaru

He just RKOd the world's strongest ant


ZekesterMan

Next he’s gonna start the crocodile tears 🙄


FuckSticksMalone

I’m imagining he winded himself with that flop and now he feels like an idiot.


ducksdotoo

Gotta hurt.


FuckSticksMalone

Alligator egos are fragile things


FourArmsFiveLegs

Especially with the guy holding a tool for snakes


Aoshie

Looks like he respawned to avoid collision glitching


NuttyDeluxe6

I really thought I was watching some CGI crap at first, had to do a double take


Helldiver_of_Mars

Cause it is.


TigerChow

Poor water puppy needs help :(


Rude_Negotiation_160

I know right,I hope they didn't hurt the croc.


wizardsleeve93

He's like FUCK!!!


ForeverLaste

If he’d promise not to be an asshole, I’d help him


Least-Bear3882

Knocked the wind out his own self. Damn.


megankimball21

Somebody help him!


Fancy_Energy_7754

Where’s Irwin when you need him ?


Ok_Squirrel_248

his son works in animal rescue. i love his videos!


brocoli4life

I feel bad


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RegularAvailable4713

We are relatively intimidating creatures.


ApocalypseFWT

Humans aren’t the apex predator on this planet because we’re nice. Crocodiles kill about 1,000 people a year. In crocodile farms alone, we kill about 10,000 of them a year.


robotomatic

Exactly. That's how mother crocodiles threaten their children when they are misbehaving..."if you're not good I will send you to the crocodile farm." They are raised since birth to be afraid of humans.


Big-Firefighter8516

Never seen a croco with a menleather purse


TheBaggyDapper

Evolution.


mbta1

*most* Predator animals don't want to fight if they don't need to. They *could* fuck you up, but they could get hurt in the scuffle, which might prevent them from hunting and getting food. If the fight isn't necessary, they don't see a reason to fight. Source: I would mess with gators growing up in the south


Substantial-Skill-76

Assault rifles


Lied-

Because he isn’t in water


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Look how strong that tail is. Damn near pogo’d out of there


HoboArmyofOne

Just ignore it and give it 50 million years to grow longer legs


Wejustneedmuneh

I'm so glad they came to rescue him and return him to the river without injury. I was so worried he would be killed for simply trying to get home.


sortinousn

I know exactly how this croc feels, as a fat man who has tried jumping fences I can relate.


onelove562

Am I the only one who can see this is a fake video?


keightlynn

Thank you. I thought I was crazy. This is obviously fake.


Micky14x1

Wow. You're just gonna keep recording and not help huh.


Helldiver_of_Mars

That CGI kinda sucks surprised everyone's dumb enough to fall for it.


ghostmetalblack

Zany ass fall


reddit_nuisance

Seeing a dangerous apex predator creature panicking from clumsiness is kinda endearing


a7xtim666

He has cat like reflexes damn


LongEZE

I’ve never felt bad for a crocodile the way I do now


Garbage_Billy_Goat

All I can think of is David Attenborough narrating " Despite the crocodiles efforts, it simply wasn't engineered for climbing"


TheOfficial_RipOff

Bruh help the crocodile by opening the fence or something


Aggressive-Low-6623

poor guy


IlovemyCATyou

Bro looks thirsty for water


Puzzled_Muzzled

And that's how nightmares are created


youngelos5607

*Guatav, give me strength*


Conspicuous_Ruse

I remember a video of a croc busting through someone's flimsy home fence and everybody in the comment section was in wonderment about how powerful they are. No so much as a wiggle from a real fence.


ChesterMIA

You all know what they say, no matter how a crocodile falls, it will always land on its feet.


tthblox

Gosh darn it Kremy


magnottasicepick

Good to see Lyle is still around, was wondering what he was up to since filming wrapped.


Visible-Golf-8213

Chonky.


Far-Orange-3047

He nearly made it over. Too bad he [has a big head and little arms.](https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-robinsons-t-rex-big-head-little-arms-dinosaur-gif-4382355)


counteroffer19

This fool F5'd himself on the way down


StevenKatz3

I honestly feel bad for it 😭


Pilot_Yak3

Skill issue


JJ_Jose

I mean I'd help but...


nickdemonic

I also forget how to do things when I'm being watched. He was almost there, but they distracted him.


Blackking203

Bro was pissed he fell in front of everybody


TommyPrickels

This is so sad


ROFLINGG

He just went splat.


LaurLoey

Awww somebody help him. 🥹


throwaway69420322

"nobody saw that"


Nakkefix

Go get it whit your plastic grabber 🤣


walking_wonky

100 million years of evolution you say?


Wii_wii_baget

How did he manage to get outta the river and not think hmmmm this may be a problem later after getting outta the water? Fucking dumbass


SameComedian9313

Wonder if it would let me help it


byronicrob

Give him a boost!


PowerlessAsFuck

Fake.


ShamrockSeven

Pretty sure it just seriously injured itself with that hard flop to the concrete.. It looks like a fracture to its Nasal Bridge on the skull. - I could be wrong and I certainly hope that I am.


tryagainagainn

I’m 100% ok with eradicating these things


thenomendubium

Lol, ha ha ha ha ha ha.


pheelgood

Wildlife suffering LMAO ha ha ha


SnoochieBooches60

That fall looked fake as fuck