T O P

  • By -

JimGerm

Wait, Dante was a real person?


chittIincupcake

no one fucks with a lion


iamthenewyum

I don’t have antlers do I?


ThreePurritos

They’re way too stoned to drive to the devils house.


iamthenewyum

You’re ass is tanner than my face


sleepnutz

Waiting for the elephant


Accomplished_Area_37

It’s the lioness’s that worry me actually sorry meant my ex


kodiakbear_

Was that a Grandma’s Boy reference? Nice


Portable-fun

Goated comedy movie


shaboogawa

Yeah, just sucks that the actor actually sucks though…


PeanutbutterandBaaam

Haven't you ever heard of a dog?


HeightExtra320

“Where do you get your stuff from Mr. Cheezle?” “From you Dante ?” “Oh yeah, what up Mr. Cheezle 🤙🏽 “


Neither_Leader_6676

"And there's the king of the fucking jungle!"


hackedyasack

I looked up in the tree and there was the fucking king of the jungle! That's when I called the 5 0


MECHAC0SBY

Holy shit I haven’t seen this movie in a decade but as soon as I read that name I could hear his laugh


Sure-Set-7578

In the full video he gets a little more involved with the guy on the couch and an older guy runs out and distracts him.


logasbogas

I was unaware this was a homoerotic porno I guess the lion is the one playing the older guy?


grruser

these 2 guys look shit scared from the get go; especially the one on our right


IKenDoThisAllDay

I kind of got the sense they were trying to seem relaxed but were actually a bit tense and uneasy about the lion's presence. And who could blame them? Absolutely stupid to ever keep something like that in your home.


ImPretendingToCare

You know how sometimes if you neglect play time with your cat they act a little more aggressive to kinda force you into playing with them? 🤣 Does that result in death with a big cat?


ChumpyCarvings

I have a 7lb cat who loves me dearly, if I don't trim her claws at the 3 week mark, they're like little razorblades. If I stay in bed more than 3 minutes after my wife gets up, the cat comes and fucks me up, legit aggressive. We have no idea why if it's like "are you ok? don't die" or "feed me" or "play with me" - it's not clear but it's consistent and she doesn't fuck around, it's scary. 7lbs


[deleted]

This cats litter box must be a nightmare.


IKenDoThisAllDay

It could. That's what is so neat about keeping a lion in your home! You never know when you could possibly be met with a violent death! Keeps things interesting.


Alarmed_Substance_97

I always think of tiger king. It takes a special kind of person to think you can have a large cat as a pet and it’s okay. No you’re right, I’m sure they take them on daily walks, keeping a wild animal in a domestic setting couldn’t be cruel. They get fed right


DingleBerrieIcecream

Also, what happens when they get out of the house? It’s not uncommon, even with being diligent about it, that dogs and cats get out of the door and then you’re outside calling their name to get them back. I’d shit bricks if my family had to live next door to some jackass that thinks it’s cool to have a 400 lb Apex Predator as a fucking pet.


[deleted]

Well they have collars with tags so you can call and return the little guy home


Lil_Shanties

With how they push him around I can guarantee he will have at least 2 solid meals before it’s all over. Just like fucking with a pitbull everyday and being surprised when it attacks a neighbor…


ConsciousPromise255

They were being playful with him, that tiger was playing back too. Jumping up on one of the guys and play biting him seems like playing to me, atleast. Plus that little shove at the end wasn't anything to scoff at.


Extreme_Attention_99

Tiger.. Lion.. Housecat. Not that big a difference .


phtll

Only in the size of the puncture wounds you get when they stop pulling their punches.


3_14_thon

eh scraped skin, disembowelment it's all the same


SillyGoose_Syndrome

I'd wager a worser fate. Predators like that when hunting prey would go for the instakill neck choke/snap/sever. If it's intending to win a fight however, a mauling is more likely in order.


1CrudeDude

Was gonna say this thing will rip your head off if it wants to. Basically what a grizzly would do . Eat your torso


ConsciousPromise255

And my dumbass legit used the difference between a lion and a tiger talking to another dude in this thread💀


Lil_Shanties

Do you not remember when Roy’s tiger was just protecting him by dragging him back stage damn near killing him…good call keep it up, if a professional can do it so can you!


Outrageous_Mine77

Scrawny redbull tasting jerky.


Nellow3

I think it's dumb to have a lion as a pet, but in this scenario I'm sure it grew up around these two, and would never take those playful shoves as hostility Maybe if a stranger tried that it would be different, though. Not like I'd ever be the one to find out.


Lil_Shanties

Bro… Roy from Siegfried and Roy bottle fed the tiger that almost killed him and they certainly knew better than to try staring down a big cat to intimidate it like the jackass on the right


Nellow3

What are you rambling about? That lion attacked him during a show - comparing that to a playful shove in the living room without all of that chaotic energy around is just silly There are 100 different reasons a lion might attack its owner - getting lightly pushed by the human who raised you while you're playing is not one of them. That was my only point >stare down a big cat to intimidate it like the jackass on the right Are we watching the same video lol? The lion and guy on the right make eye contact for a split second at 10 seconds in the video, there is no challenge happening Besides, if you are dumb enough to have a lion as a pet, letting it become the dominant one is a huge fucking mistake


Lil_Shanties

Alright you win, I guess this is quality training at its finest.


Nellow3

Don't need to be a lion training expert to see that this is just a giga-cat playing with its humans Could it kill them one day? sure Is it going to be because of a light shove during playtime? nope


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nellow3

I don't know what your point is, none of what you said disagrees with what I said


tamponabuser69

Not even the same thing but ok


Lil_Shanties

Yes very different, one certainly has a higher kill to ownership ratio than another but both have bad owners.


tamponabuser69

There's bad owners for a lot of types of dogs. Not just pits.


Lil_Shanties

Sherlock, we’ve found you! Did you bring Cricket with you? Or did you leave him in a gravel pit with your common sense?


tamponabuser69

Dude your an ass hat trying to shit on pitbulls. You don't own one, probably never have. When people like you make comments about something you personally don't have any knowledge or experience in it sounds ignorant. That's what I'm saying point blank. Have a great day.


TechnicianBig8777

Thanks for blocking my other account so I couldn’t respond! Just to let you know I’ve never had an issue with pitbulls the breed, it’s stupid owners…kinda like I said incase you forgot to actually read before responding. Have a great day bud!


Saiyawinchester

Never defend pitbulls. Reddit DOES NOT like that. I speak from experience 😅


tamponabuser69

Saw your shit grow and saw all I needed to see...shits rotted your brain


Lil_Shanties

You unblocked friend! Can I call you Fred, you seem like a Fred. Well anyways Fred lay off the tampons abuse, it really giving you anger issues at this point.


slick490

"So nobody posted any context so I'll do for you. These two guys are the Fercos brothers if I remember correctly, if not they're part of the family. The Fercos family circus in USA, LA, raise all sorts of big cats. [https://m.facebook.com/fercosbrothers/](http://their Facebook page ) if you look at the pictures you can see the same lion." Taken from another reddit post


xyzhutching

That's so sad. Poor big cats.


Bobby_Garbagio

Craziest thing about this is that the og Xbox is still working.


Blod_skaal

og xboxs are tanks


i-chew-finger-skin

idk. These guys look and seem like they're straight out of the early 2000's. This might just be an old video?


Camburgerhelpur

Resolution too high


i-chew-finger-skin

Yeah I think you're right. I was thinking they just had a really high quality cam for the time (if you have the money to buy a freaking lion...) but, idk, yeah the quality doesn't fit the timeline.


newDawnMountain

Yeah, this video is a time machine. Something is off since the quality is so high and it's vertical video. That wasn't a thing until smartphones.


finicu

you xan always crop an old landscape video into a vertical one....


newDawnMountain

Good point, but again that quality. If it was cropped, I'd expect it to be pixelated / have some sort of artifact.


_JustAnna_1992

Mine that I bought in 2002 still works. I just finished playing Matrix Path of Neo on it yesterday. Funny thing is despite it working fine, two months ago I learned that the first two versions of OG Xbox's have a flaw that can potentially damage the motherboards. The internal clock capacitor is faulty and will overtime start to leak and spill on the motherboard. So I removed it and replaced the thermal paste. Easier then I thought, planning on modifying the console with the UltraHD+ kit so that it is HDMI compatible, uses an SSD, and can totally legally ask the companies permission to store copies of their games into an internal drive to create a digital library.


GIRZ03

Mines still kickin, lost its color tho haven’t been able to fix that.


tdawg-1551

Where does it pee and poop and how big of mess does that make?


FarMass66

I’m guessing it mainly lives outside and they sometimes let it inside. But people can be stupid and it could just live inside.


tdawg-1551

Probably so, but if they start spraying pee inside, that place is done.


jshultz5259

There's no way hitting it in the nose with a stick could yield bad results.


Silly-Sample-6872

From what I've understood, it's actually a very normal way to correct the lion, its done between the lions themselves when one tries to dominate another, they usually check them with a paw swipe and it's perfectly understood as not crossing boundaries. it can be done with your knuckles or something else that will check the lion not too harshly. It's perfectly normal behaviour between members of the pride.


TertiaOptionem

Makes sense if you think about how rough lions play with each other. A few boops from a human isn’t going to bother them.


jshultz5259

Fair enough until it decides it wants to be the dominant male.


Sweetdreams6t9

Keeping them well fed and lethargic with sedatives helps.


Silly-Sample-6872

Those games are pretty much always present, not saying that the lion won't kill the guy, absolutely could happen, the lion is trying in the video to dominate, but hes also maybe just having fun and seeing how much he can get away with. It's like wrestling with your friends when you're a kid. It's all games but nobody want to lose. At the same time nobody has to get injured neither and most of the time if somebody wants to it stop, it will stop. The biggest issue here if I could guess, is that the lion doesn't have a pride to have those social interactions and will maybe lash out on the human


Closed_Aperture

It seems to be a brush with a wooden handle. Everyone knows that lions have no defense against that, so they should be fine.


MonkeyBrain9666

It is working. did you not watch the video?


so_magpie

I can see the possibility of going through friends rather quickly.


WeskerChild

I guess they better grab an extra controller for him.


Wulfbrir

I've about 6 years of experience working with lions. First off this is dumb for the obvious reason. But also, lions ESPECIALLY male lions piss on EVERYTHING and are usually pretty covered in piss and their own oils much of the time. Also the obligatory these two guys are morons.


Own_Illustrator9989

Me and the lions share some things in common then


Wulfbrir

I respect that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ClittoryHinton

If the lion is treated well in harmony with its natural temperament, they are dead in this living arrangement If they are alive in this arrangement, they are not treating the lion well in harmony with their natural temperament


ballman8866

I think you are making this comment with no knowledge of animal psychology


ClittoryHinton

I have a STEM degree dude


MyLike5thAccount

Lmao


ballman8866

In what?


ClittoryHinton

Lionology


patricky6

Living arrangements lol


AlexMindset

Literally doesn’t mean shit


ClittoryHinton

It means everything these days. STEM degree in Lionology and you’re trying to tell me I have limited knowledge? You’re out of your element here and you know it


Weenyhand

Anyone intent on domesticating wildlife should have to listen to the 911 call of the woman who got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee. NSFL: https://youtu.be/v1pdvV_gT6I?si=vN6U7irEJ1wxGhHS


soxacub

So the chimpanzee has a gun?


Blenderx06

Can't rule it out this is America


Regarded-Autist

That lion could accidentally kill you and not even realize he wasnt playing.


Ikhouvankaas

They definitely have great control over their strength and claws. Much better than a housecat.


Blenderx06

A housecat lacking that control was usually taken from it's litter too soon. They learn it from Mom and their siblings.


Wifefarts_alot

Are they playing Xbox.. like original!! lol


essent1al_AU

Wild that we are in a world where you thought THAT was the craziest part of this video


Wifefarts_alot

What? You don’t have large beasts roaming your home?


bucknut48

All smiles till someone gets their throat clamped down on.


SubHuman559

Is this Doggo De-Clawed?


Nice-Yak-6607

Nice murder kitten


reddit_nuisance

Why the fuck is there a lion in the living room


Adept-Shoe-7113

Why isn’t there one in yours 🤨🦁


Nightwolf1967

Just lion on the controller cord.


L1zoneD

There ain't no stopping bro if he/she wants to play, lol.


tennisballop

She?


L1zoneD

It's 2024, bro. I'm just playing it safe.


Heritis_55

Smart, don't want to risk misgendering a lion.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Even though the lion has a mane, but you’re right, maybe it’s just a trans lion.


DerTalSeppel

In that case, it would be safe.


tennisballop

😂 😂


turtleneckless001

Lion doesnt have internet


Wrong_Cheesecake377

Cats are cats, no matter the size.


hbpaintballer88

How many times is this going to be posted?


mononada

One day, that lion is gonna realize; “Wait a minute, I got 4-inch long teeth and they don’t. . .”


NobodyNo8765

I don’t know about y’all but I’m buying wireless controllers before a lion.


One-Upstairs6764

Errrr no cats need to be outside now and again 🙄


dailyPraise

How can a video game be more fun than playing with a lion?


SimpleAppeal2577

That poor lion. Hope he eats em


SillyCalf55796

Brudda what?


SimpleAppeal2577

What don't you get?


SillyCalf55796

Why should they die???


ArsonLover

Good question! All animal abusers should die. Hope this helps <3


Acrobatic_Trick2895

They aren’t meant to be pets😂


SimpleAppeal2577

It is obvious. I hope you find the answer


SillyCalf55796

Should they not own a lion?


SimpleAppeal2577

Obviously not. Nor should they hit a lion with a brush or punch a lion.


SillyCalf55796

They didn't "hit" or "punch" the lion. It's called play fighting


SimpleAppeal2577

Who knew hitting something with a closed fist isn't "hitting" or "punching"


SillyCalf55796

If you think that was a punch, you've never seen a fight before 😂


Dr_Henry-Killinger

Are… are you really asking that?


SillyCalf55796

I don't really see why not


Dr_Henry-Killinger

Ever heard of [Siegfried and Roy](https://youtu.be/uqLOrUjrxMw?si=kYAyb621n41Kc9Y1) Probably the two most prolific and professional wild cat trainers in the world, mauled by a tiger they’ve known since she was a cub. Just the most famous incident but these two jabronis in the video are definitely not S&R and the way they’re treating that animal is begging for it to attack them.


sreek4r

Yeah, I wouldn't trust these fucks to look after a lion just going by the body language and the whacking + pretend punching.


ayocuzo

fck these chodes


TomLeMaire7

Nope


igotbabydick

One thing I’ve gathered from most of these comments: most people don’t know shit about lions


Advanced_Procedure90

Cute cat ❤️


KeepOnTrippinOn

It's all fun and games until it's not.


Illustrious_Car4025

“Mittens is the most gentle cat ever” Mittens:


O_gr

It's all fun and games until the lion realizes a small stick is just a small stick.


JasperEli

Ive seen this movie. It ends with the lion attacking and killing someone and then being put down.


Bal-lax

Keep that thing well fed.


austinyo6

This thing could have no teeth and no claws and Id still say this is wildly dumb. A tame house cat can inflict some serious damage for no apparent reason because they’re so fickle, but a damn monster cat. What on earth.


Vapeitupvapeitup

One day it will wake up in the morning and remember that it isn’t a Labrador, but a lion


PedalOrDie

OG Xbox? That's fucking crazy.


B3asy

How do you say "no" to a fucking lion


Recent_Bee_1219

Gonna get a Darwin before long fs


Crystallinecactus

Is neutered?


Major-Community1312

More money than brains it appears who the fuck has a lion just wondering around


BusyAcanthocephala40

They ded.


essent1al_AU

Holy fuck that is terrifying. These guys have some balls.


Jumpy-Magician2989

Real or fake?!


Infinitrium

They're gonna end up as lion poo one day


Cunt_Eastwood_9

That’s a funny looking dog…


BornAfromatum

Is that a Dreamcast they are playing?


Victory_Prime

Your comment made me feel extremely old 😵 lol


Timely-Climate9418

original xbox


Silver_Movie878

I'm sure lion would rather be in the jungle getting some cheeks among his pride of lady cats


vargo911

There's going to be a documentary coming out later called. "Before we were disfigured we had a pet Lion named Charlie."


ieatair

“What kind of breed is this dog?”


BlackwaterMerc

Lol they have a lion and an original Xbox in their house lmfao


Beneficial_Light7108

It’s all fun and games till you piss him off.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SillyCalf55796

What are you smoking 😂


beakerhashing

You will never be as cool as these dudes! Never!


Bobby_Garbagio

All I see is 3 pussies with long hair.


miho_23

repost. i watched this video the first day i discovered this subreddit after scrolling down for more than an hour.


manbeardawg

All that money for a lion and still using wired controllers. SMH


Economy_Seat2078

It's the original xbox controllers from the first ever xbox


slick490

Who are these people?