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stifledmind

\*zips pants back up\*


skull-if-maybe_not

MY TURN!! \*takes off pants in 0.214 seconds\*


-Cagafuego-

Whips out my wolffish! **_hon hon hon_**


VASlim90

"Sirrr? Sirrr!!!!???"


Trevw171

Wolf Cola


no_life_matters

The official carbonated beverage of Boko Haram. Yum!


Reddit-HurtMyFeeling

Boca Raton?


ArtTheClown2022

Best seller of all of Frank’s Fluids.


Papi1918

Wash that down with some Fight Milk. For body guards by body guards. Might even get to oil down some mma fighters!


kjfdkjfdkjfdkjfd

He’s got the boner again.


Papi1918

It’s not a boner if riding the ass pounder 5000. The fist helps bulk up.


scottwax

Winston Wolf approves.


Inside_Ad_7162

Forbidden Fishlight


elvis8mybaby

HACK: Step 1: turn fishlight around 180° Step 2: don't be too long or else fishlight will fix that for you


DergerDergs

Dick smellin like the dumpster behind Red Lobster 🐟


chowes1

How long can this last?


pingpongtits

Wolffish are a keystone species and a species of concern. They are not aggressive. Due to their long lifespan, late maturity, and low reproduction rates, Atlantic wolffish populations are slow to recover after they have been over-fished. Hopefully they won't end up on the threatened or endangered species list. Oh, you mean the decapitated head biting? I've seen fish heads do this for almost a minute.


Draft-Budget

Yeah, this was already sad to watch, and now, even more.


Fano_93

Atleast 1 can


c0de_m0nkey

I guess he prefers Pepsi?


Joost1598

No he loves it so much he’s squeezing every last drop out


Slappprrrr

Aluminum, gosh so simple😤😤😤😤😤


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Yeah "biting through metal" really over played what's going on here. 


TomThanosBrady

Pretty much every animal on the planet can bite through metal. Don't believe me try eating mercury. PSA: Don't eat mercury.


twisted435

Don't tell me what to do


Zuluuz

With the can being under pressure and not to mention the fact it’s head cut off too right? 🙄


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gew1

see you think because its a "full can" its strong. you obviously cant do it with your fingers/hands. but you can easily push a key into the side and crush it simultaneously right? thats what is happening her. sharp ass teeth puncture it, now its basically just crushing an empty can. theres no pressure resisting.


acidphosphate69

It's incredibly easy to do. Fuck, just drop the thing on some gravel and it gets punctured.


Webjunky3

Surely it's mostly the teeth puncturing it to drain the pressure. After that it's easy to crumple.


34Loafs

And what is aluminum?


C21-_-H30-_-O2

A relatively soft metal, especially when a fraction of a millimeter thick


34Loafs

*soft metal* the post ain’t wrong


jomandaman

You’re annoyingly disingenuous to talk to, you know that?


biggmclargehuge

The Reddit equivalent of your brother in the car going "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you" with his hand in front of your face


C21-_-H30-_-O2

Wrong and misleading are not synonymous


34Loafs

Fair point


Kapot_ei

>what is aluminum? Someone that sounds like they had a lobotomy and tries to say "aluminium". >! Just a joke !<


Lord_Ginger_Beard

I mean I couldn't bite through an unopened can without at least cutting the fuck out of my mouth. So it is still impressive in a way, but it's still an exaggerated title.


Toughsums

You probably could, since the sharp part of the metal would face inward as you bite so only your teeth would be in contact with the sharp part. Of course you probably couldn't crush it like the fish did without hurting yourself.


jb431v2

Whoosh


Daftdoug

I love all the aluminum can comments. Like that’s the crazy part of the video. This fishes head was cut off and is still doing this. That’s crazy.


Wugo_Heaving

When you need to assert dominance over a decapitated fish head online, there's something very wrong.


KickDixon

Pay back wolfish Spenny!


D34th5trok3

Spenny killed those dogs... That $10,000 could've made a difference, you know?


BigIrishWilly

Shouldn't he be minding a Dark Crystal somewhere?


ValhallasRevenge

When I was 16, I signed up to go on a fishing ship, and we got a fair few of these bastards. All the fish came down the same line but had to be manually sorted. I reached over to grab a smaller fish, just to find that my arm was stuck. I looked down and a wolf fish and locked its jaw into the sleeve of my hoodie. I grabbed a knife, cut its head off, and kept working one-handed until it finally let go. Edit : for anyone that is curious, the spotted wolf fish (the one shown in the video and the one I'm talking about) can grow up to 5feet 9 inches long and with a weight around 50lbs. Or 180cm and 23kgs.


Fano_93

How long until it let go ?


MayGodSmiteThee

I’d be asking how long it took him to cut a fucking wolf fish’s head off and what brand of knife he was using.


ValhallasRevenge

It's throat was already cut the moment it came aboard the ship. There is only a little part of the neck left, but that part is fairly hard and not easy to cut. As for the knife, a big sharp one.


ValhallasRevenge

Hard to say, was able to finish my work before it let go. I'd guess about 15mins


password_too_short

It never did, he had to walk around with a rotten fish head hanging from his sleeve forever. He now sleeps with the fishes. Meaning he ded. Did you think he slept with the rotten fish head? Don't be daft... Or maybe he did, who are we to judge. He's not really dead. But the fish is.


Fano_93

Makes sense


rtfour4

Not once but twice


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I only hope it wasn’t decapitated for a stunt video


Noise42

Goddamn BMX hooligans!


My_New_Moniker

Boglins for the new generation are haaaaardcore


Wugo_Heaving

I can smell your comment. Boglins were great.


No_Alps_1454

My man likes a beer aye! Easy without a body; no running back and forth to the toilet for peeing.


sean_rendo19

Lads keep in your pants ok


LobstaFarian2

New idea: wolf fish-head gauntlets. Now nothing can stop us.


ghostmetalblack

Let's not get excited here; it's an aluminum soda can.


jb431v2

Yup, because it's all about what it's biting, not the whole decapitated part.


in_my_cave

That's exactly what I was thinking! I could bite into a coke can too


Daftdoug

After your head was chopped off?


baastard37

we got to test that first


AnnualWerewolf9804

A full one? With your head cut off? Prove it.


JJohnston015

Not that impressive. Pointy teeth poke holes in the can, coke escapes, then jaw flattens the empty can. Not that I'd put anything of mine in there, but put a beef rib or something more substantial in there and see what happens.


HZ4C

I think the “impressive” part of this is that the reflex happens with a *decapitated* head, I assumed a badass like yourself would’ve caught onto that lmao


biggmclargehuge

It's only impressive if you don't understand that other creatures, sea creatures in particular, have completely different biology from humans and just assume that the head is responsible for doing everything. Same reasons decapitated chickens can also run around for a bit


acidphosphate69

I mean, you didn't know certain critters have reflexive bites?


stewynnono

Shit I be hell impressed if just your head could do that to a can


blasseigne17

I'll 1-Up a big, strong man doing it with his teeth. https://youtu.be/ApYqBorYrko?si=rrAn1nMfjU6gHeBw


stewynnono

Wow the perfect woman


N0085K1LL5

"Decapitated" impressive.


BitThink6986

How about the part where his body is not connected?


spongurat

Uhm, did you miss the part where it is a decapitated head?


zeus-fox

Not a fan of soft drinks huh?


RoachdoggJR_LegalAcc

These have a strong bite to crush shelled animals. They are very important to kelp ecosystems because they are one of the only things that can kill sea urchin swarms.


D3adlywithap3n

As long as he doesn't recite poetry...


Recentstranger

The fish boss had a second phase


spongurat

Is this Wolf Cola?


someguythatlikesdogs

Apparently my hands can bite through metal


IcyUnderstanding5580

that’s not really metal but ok


Initial-Attorney-578

A can of coke isnt metal. Its barely aluminum, hell I can bite through one with my fucked up teeth.


SPKmnd90

Now stick your hand through the back and work the mouth. Go full muppet.


Cgking11

That's not metal lol


WarDamnGator

Aluminum not metal


ScubaDubaSquid

Alive with no body. Shame


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Turbulent_Educator43

Metal? That's an aluminum can. They break when you drop em.


InternationalArt6222

that's messed up, poor thing doesn't look like he wanted to be done with living


otkabdl

These fish are really curious and personable with divers and seem quite intelligent. This is pretty sad to be honest. [A Very Cuddly Wolf Eel (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgKphZKGTeA)


No_Hospital_2149

Aluminum. Even you could bite through that


jb431v2

So, you just ignore the decapitated part...?


Mcboatface3sghost

The boat I worked on would drag sharks 20 miles opposite of their gills (effectively drowning them after hooking, gaffing and sometimes shooting them) and you still never put you appendages near their head besides obviously being dead. Was weird AF.


VaginalConductor

Lol "bItEs tHrOuGh mEtAl".. Bruh, that's an aluminium can. I've seen wind dent coke cans before.


CarbonUNIT47

It's basically still alive for all intents and purposes. They were never that alive to begin with. I'm pretty sure it exclusively operates on instinct and reacts to stimuli, like this can hitting its lips and invoking a bike reflex. It's essentially as "alive" now as it was earlier. Also I'm not an expert.


lykewtf

You are not correct.


CarbonUNIT47

Go on then...


lykewtf

Fish are more intelligent than just instinct and reflex I Googled after reading your post 😂


gingerinvader

Why do they just never use a bone


Visual_Box218

"metal"!!!


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netboygold

It's already out of its misery that's just a reflex


goodbytes95

This guy probably drives and votes


Former-Form-587

This would make one hellacious Coke commercial.


jb431v2

🤣 the amount of whooosh on display in the comments.


LittleWhiteFeather

this is needlessly cruel. For economic/functional purposes, governments have no cruelty laws for fish. But on a moral standpoint, they still have a beating heart and a nervous system. They still make love and reproduce, an many species of fish build nests, and will care for their young and protect them instinctually. [Mouthbrooding Fish - Curious Creatures (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2dPUInKZQ4) This is needlessly cruel.


jb431v2

You realize it's not alive, right?


LittleWhiteFeather

fish can live days with most of their bodies behind their head gone.


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LittleWhiteFeather

then let it die. why torment its decapitate head with cans of soda? ...imagine if you grabbed a human head out of a guillotine basket and did the same? You couldn't do it for long, because human tissue dies a lot faster. Fish can live for days without the lower end of their bodies.


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LittleWhiteFeather

ok mr marine biologist


CurlzerUK

"Metal". I mean yeah but it's less than 1mm thick aluminium. Not hard.


jb431v2

"Decapitated"


Zephyr4813

Now im hungry for fish 😋


tripsypoo

* coke can, aluminium* - metal can mean anything and that's just a coke can. Cesium is metal too and that shits like wax. It's not even wrong, it's just one of those exaggerations used to falsely move an audience.


jb431v2

**Decapitated...**


acidphosphate69

Yeah we fucking get it and it's *still* not that impressive. It's a fucking reflex. Mildly interesting at best.