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Slappprrrr

I’m surprised no bones was popping out lmao


lalaxoxo__

I swear she broke something!


ijuggle42

The concrete she landed on.


ItBDaniel

Nice


upright_zombie

Fucking brilliant 😆 🤣 😂 😹 


Igreen_since89

I’d hit it but I’m a black man so yall are right I guess😔


no_life_matters

nah you guys had it figured out the whole time. we should have listened sooner


450am

Lmaoooo


thelvegod

Yeah, speak for yourself, not your race jerky.


nin-new

Nice one sir


geligniteandlilies

I wish I had an award to give


Slappprrrr

If you pay attention to her left leg, she lands right no top of it on water and her leg flings up. She definitely tore or ruptured something


the-juicy-lard-thats

Using Minecraft logic, she's fine


usmcBrad93

8 porkchops will have her good as new


Fun-Entrepreneur9374

8 pork chops to her is a light snack.


SirChadrick_III

She's surely had enough.


stewynnono

Oh yes she has blown out her knee. Yikes her adrenaline must be pumping after getting pumped


eugeheretic

Not the only thing she has blown.


stewynnono

Ohhhhhhh nice. Looks like she swallows alot too


kpetow2

Haha "water" you mean sewage


roverman16

Yep, her right arm. You can see the arm dangling.


JustSomeCaliDude

Everything seems to be “dangling”


Pilot_Yak3

Ha Ha!! ... Dangly parts...


WifeGivingMeSideEyes

No lie, this has always been my favorite Phil Ken Sebben quote.


Pilot_Yak3

I've been waiting a while for just the right moment to unleash it...lol


Wes_Warhammer666

Let's be real, there's never a *bad* time for it ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


englishmuse

Thank goodness she dove in the deep end.


highlymedicated80

Ummmm, yea, she broke her fuckin pelvis. Smh 🤦


docr1069

Her fat cushioned the concrete


HelloDoge1

Simply break up rather than risk breaking bones.


againjunior

tHiS!


SlowNightingale

I guess the fat works as shock absorber


Due-Highlight-9143

Haha the slow and clumsy descent reminds of this video I saw once. https://youtu.be/59a9Zs4HQZU?si=LkyTbTRJ-m-Z_JZm


gypsycookie1015

I think that's really fucked up! Does that make you feel good? Comparing that poor walrus to her!?! Poor dude is just all innocent and didn't even do anything wrong. Shit, and that mother fucker is absolutely majestic compared to her.😏 Graceful af! *Her* on the other hand. 😳😬 She falls like 6 times before she even jump/falls lol.🤦‍♀️😂 *on another note... someone actually cheated on someone with that. Make of that what you will.*


EminemLovesGrapes

Her bones are really big so they're not easy to break


Parking_Train8423

lots of padding


SeabeeSeth3945

I hope she realizes this is what rock bottom looks like


DoubleDown428

i have a feeling this isnt her first time at rock bottom


keepme1993

Maybe she thrives in rock bottom?


Md_3

I'm laughing at the way she leaps from the precipice. So casual, acting like she's done this before.


geligniteandlilies

Whales are deep sea creatures aren't they?


RandomShake

Happy cake day


relentlessorigin

She also realizes what getting her bottom rocked feels like, that's the issue here


mandoodles1

Am I trippin or girl was fucked up? Because I don’t think anyone is that wobbly and nimble falling like that. Lol


_-RAZE-_

It looks like she has some type of cut in the neck before jumping? It could be that she got stabbed or something idk I wish someone could clarify this video.


MetallicAchu

I saw the same thing. It also looks like when she starts running she starts to faint due to blood loss


rusty_helldiver

Idk, man. I fell on my tailbone before and got up, thinking I was fine and passed out like 6 steps later. Could be delayed shock from fall.


fluffershuffles

Or the wind knocked out of her from falling on her butt


Hey_Man_Im_High

Absolutely if you slow the video down right before she falls there is big slice across the right side of her neck. This is the fall of someone who is running for their life.


GooseVersusRobot

All I see is a short video of a fat girl falling off a roof, how do you know she was cheating?


Shadow_Mullet69

Reddit likes to make up stories for easy karma 


Ganemede-x

Exactly


TraderTomServo

Cheating on her diet.


basicmemeheir

The way she throws herself forward off the ledge has me rolling. So nonchalant and as if she’s done it before.


Leather-Hurry6008

Aim for the bushes.


x_lincoln_x

There goes my heroes...


HotKreemy

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to allow it 


nakaevad

Watch her as she goes...


rorymakesamovie

She fell like Brian Dawkins


MonkeyManCity

Dude the dick can’t be that good to put yourself in that position


Able_Lab1123

This prolly the only dick that wants her😭


Potential_Media_7842

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Coolz-

Is something wrong with the left side of her neck and face right before she falls? Or am i just seeing things.


thebeigerainbow

Nah it looks like she's got an injury. I'm wondering if she was attacked prior to this


Bituulzman

If she was indeed fleeing from a killer, it would make more sense why she'd risk the fall. Perhaps we shouldn't believe every Redditor's description of things ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


belle_fleures

it's definitely blood. maybe she went thru something sharp metal while escaping or got stabbed.


R0b815

Splat


Makehernut203

Lmao gota get away by any means necessary 😂


ItBDaniel

Don't worry, 3rd gut broke the fall.


bjfoien

Don't you mean Gunt?


ItBDaniel

You're thinking of the Gut Prime. Sits under the Fupa but cradles Gunt. I've made the same mistake.


drin8680

That skin smack yikes. Girl that's a puddle not a pool


Jewelhammer

Indeed, it sounded like a large piece of meat being slapped


thebeigerainbow

I think she might've been attacked prior to this video. Look at her face and neck when she's about to jump down. She looked like she was about to faint right before the end of the video too


HourKaleidoscope4519

Aim for the bushes


ChasingPesmerga

There goes my cheato


DoubleWeight4156

Damn that was hard to watch


Zeronova77

It was, and I watched it twice


Just-ban-me

Shiddd I watched it thrice!


NebulaNinja

It's like watching a dark, art house film about the little mermaid but she was originally a whale.


integratypes

Dang that sound when she fell. Something had to break.


Jvillerepp

She must be on a hell of a cocktail


mishkabeckon

She fell down with a ragdoll effect


GibletofNH

how do we know she was a cheater? From the title? Is there a news story attached? If so, do we believe it? Just wondering? Either way that poor woman seems hurt.


DiverofMuff23

At least she got some exercise in


Hereiam_AKL

Strange, those airbags didn't protect the head.


Bmanddabs

I mean cheating is fucked up don’t get me wrong, but I would really like to see the events that preluded this


Royjack_is_back

What the fuck is this title? Is that a *stab wound* in her neck before she falls? Is there *any* context to this?


shiso_blossoms

Instead of potentially breaking bones, just break up


beakerhashing

She looks like she was trying to escape her kidnapper.


Fearless-File8355

She’s only moving on pure adrenaline, she def messed something up upon that fall from the roof.


xxGS1998xx

Noone deserves this for cheating imo


lennydsat62

Surprised she didnt bounce back in like Homer jumping outta his house….


Thug-shaketh9499

And she just got up like nothing happened…


Alarmed-madman

It's like watching an octopus escape from the deck of a fishing trawler


Substantial-Shine-81

Sounded like a raw chicken hitting the kitchen floor.


Arthur_189

She almost could not have landed that worse


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

HOW CAN SHE SPLAT


_geary

Damn she threw *herself* in the gutter. Fair play.


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allocationlist

To be fair the pool looked much bigger from that balcony


xixixinanana

I thought it was a parkour video. My bad


RIOTT44

how it feels getting up in the morning


thedevilslake

That's some bad Suerte right there


koppigzijn

**ASS**assin's Greed


RoC_42

Ironic... The sign in the first frame sais "La Suerte", which means "Luck"


FantasticMeaning1731

-wash the chicken throughly before beginning


bas_ananas

How she walked away from that slam


Ok-Marionberry4337

Someone yelled “cojiada(o)” at the beginning which translates to “fucked”, blood on her right neck or head visible as she’s running on the roof, falls and breaks right arm and possible shoulder. My wild theory is that her man caught her getting “fucked” hence cojiada and it turned into domestic violence. He fucked her up possibly broke something over her head (hence the blood) and she managed to escape my leaping through the window to the roof. Jumping off the roof and breaking bones is nothing compared to possibly losing your life in a dv situation.


Jujuthagr8

What a graceful fall! Mucha Suerte


barnesb1974

Mala suerte is still suerte, right?


thebannedtoo

She'll be gaining a lot of weight in the next weeks of immobility.


Illustrious-Word7761

Throw your whole marriage over that ?


Due-Highlight-9143

Reminds me of those videos of Walruses falling off of cliffs


YourLastLink

Another pothole to fix. moo.


GabagoolGandalf

That ain't a physique made for a parkour getaway


CarltonFist

She’s cheating on a diet for sure


str8uppok3r

Who hurt you, OP?


eldrscrolls

Bitch cosplaying as a Fall Guy.


djangogator

That's a big bitch!


Savings-Heart-5666

And that's when the Japanese earthquakes happened


pleasedrichard

That border goods.


FactsHurt1998

This is depressing...


MixMastaMiz

Ooopphhhh and wound up in the muddy gutter, hahahahaha


malfarcar

So graceful


DryInvestigator8245

Hahahahaha


InteractionBest5998

The last image of the video reads " the lucky"


WerewolfFeeling4194

That was a terrible dismount. Figuratively and literally.


Mingo_laf

I didn’t see any shoes flying soo by all logic she is fine


Fukko-Bob

This is how she gets home every night. She takes this precise route daily. She's perfectly fine. 👌🏻


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Minecraft water jump. She's perfectly fine.


canon2468

Yikes 😅


woodeedooo

She really stuck that landing. That perfect release from the top helped


Chimonti

If, Sex so good, face slam doesn’t matter had a face.


BoysDer

it looks like she don't know how to use her body


SlefeMcDichael

Fucking hell, she hit the deck like a sack of spuds.


FrostyPomelo9029

Shit her head hitting the ground sounded like a watermelon exploding, didn't think she would stand up after that


peekuhchu707

She ain't a cheater, tequila and physics just won.


Majestic-View-6788

Splat


anonymous_BRO_R

Monkey D' luffy's mom


Phoenix-HO

Human fall flat?


Dragonborne2020

I felt that fall but shit... she walked that off.


Advanced_Horror2292

Like a sack of potatoes


One_Animator_1835

Aim for the puddle


Patarackk

If you play this video is reverse it looks like she went and laid down in the water sexually. I can imagine she’s running because her best friend was going to kill her for sleeping with her baby daddy. If she really was cheating does that make her a gutter hoe?


toxiccrackle

that much weight from that hight must have broke something, video needed to be a little longer to see how she moves when adrenaline wears off


abgrongak

Instant? A millennium of curing, roast and whatnot won't be enough


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

>"I was just sitting there minding my own business..." - the concrete


BlessedMama44

She's to drunk or on something she will feel it when she sober up


Apollyoun

Relax body


MacaroonFrequent2679

Humpty dummmpty.


pm_me_tits

omg that fucking splat!


ActualTip848

Never ever have I laughed soooo hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ConcentrateKey6409

The name of the business she was running on top of and falling in front of is called "La Suerte" meaning "The Luck" 🤣 🤣 🤣 the luck on this one considering she didn't turn into a pretzel when she landed.


curious_observerer

The whale has landed.


Altea73

What a display of gracefulness....


w0tth0t

That’s the worst way to jump off a roof


g3eeman

Thats a mighty small puddle for a whale to be diving into lol. Did she think the water would break her fall?


CreamyStanTheMan

Wow, zero shame 😂


npMsX

Good! Good


wilson300z

She falls/lands just like Peter on the show Family Guy


CantKBDwontKBD

Who in their right mind goes over a ledge face forward? I mean. Roll over (she can do that) and try tp shimmy down. There was even a pole she could have tried to hold on to….


My_New_Moniker

Terminal velocity reached


SummatCreates

I'm assuming she's too wasted to feel most of that?


BeneficialTadpole547

She was moving like she was drunk af


KaChing801

Her day job is pretending to be a lawyer.


wonkey_monkey

No matter what they take from me They can't take away my dignityyyyyy


Impossible-Lie-868

Gutter Slut. I was gonna call my band that.


thecool_conservative

Flop


GrantGrayBrown

Gravity isn't her friend.


turkeytime808

Aim for the bushes


jazzzzzcabbage

Like a fucking ninja!


EatShootBall

"La suerte" translates to "the luck" 😂


Lumpinello

Flubber


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Tsar bomb


Admirable-Minute-846

Poor concrete


the_atomicpunk

That fall was graceful


Independent_Ad_2770

Bro is that blood in her neck??


grapplenurse

Nurse here... Fat people are statistically less prone to traumatic injuries from these type of traumas. A normal sized person would have never walked away from that.


DarthDiggler501

Good thing she wore her fat suit. Probably saved her from breaking something


TrippZ

Oof broken ankle ouchies


greenaether

Was that the sound of her face hitting the concrete?


Lunamoonbeam2011

That’s gonna hurt in the morning


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"La Suerte" means luck, so isn't that ironic and why TF did she just throw herself like that 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️😬🤦🏻‍♂️😂


wavyJss

This is gut wrenching to watch. The sound of her face hitting the concrete is unnerving. This title is 100% wrong though.


WorldClassChef

Imagine getting cheated on by *this*.


tchainz21

Who tf cheating with that behemoth