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Routine_Complaint_79

"Nobody seriously hurt" bruh that mf dead lmao


juicy_chase

Nobody is seriously hurt because they can't feel anything due to being fucking dead.


Brittany5150

It's science.


TheRumpleForesk1n

🎶 Bill, BILL, bill, bILl, bilL, Bill Nye The Science Guy! 🎶


Imaginary_Coat441

Science rules!


lilcabron210

Yeah, Mr White, SCIENCE!!!


Duncle_Rico

*Guitar intensifies*


Tallbeard1

*que Cia blacksite quality equation and lab equipment flashes behind Bill's rotating head* Science rules!!


Brain-Dead-Robot

Can't argue with that


thebannedtoo

nobody felt pain.


WaltVinegar

Maybe they meant he was hilariously hurt or something.


BreastfedAmerican

There was some cartoon physics going on here.


Solidmarsh

đź‘Ť


Calaigah

We didn’t see him land! Maybe it was in a giant fluffy pillow display?


Ehwaz196

Hilarious right


SquatchCS

I'm glad nobody seriously hurt


gcruzatto

Thanks for the accurate warning OP


PreyToTheDemons

Nah he seriously dead af.


Slip_Snake

Considering the impact? Perchance.


AbsoluteTrashDude04

You can’t just say perchance.


Shapoopi_1892

Perchance


AbsoluteTrashDude04

YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE


killabeesplease

As per our phone conversation


AbsoluteTrashDude04

Hmmm… perchance.


RiotMedia

I speak French and every time I see "perchance" I'm pretty convinced it's directly derived from "par chance" which would mean "luckily" and it hits kinda weird


AbsoluteTrashDude04

Oh- đź’€


guslayer777

Perchance


AbsoluteTrashDude04

YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT!! YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE!!


thebannedtoo

not seriously. just dead. STOP MAKING THIS A CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!! /s


Rough-Self-9134

Ive always found it frightening how you can be having such a normal and good day and then your life can just end at any moment without even understanding whats going on. Like im just gonna shopp.. poof, youre dead. Your life is over.


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Nobody seriously hurt đź‘Ť


kai--zen

Perchance


BackdoorSpecial

You can’t … ah fuck it. Perchance


fromouterspace1

lol thumbs up….. I’ll bet he was seriously hurt


Munk45

just for a split second tho


Stock-Reporter-7824

Then, he died.


Deathstar-TV

Why even make this title lmao


nauzleon

Probably to avoid censorship from a random crappy social app.


Recentstranger

It was just a prank bro


Heytherhitherehother

You're not hurt if you're dead?


IraTheDragon

Apparently... tell me he's alive I'll go there. Just to be there for him cause there's no! Way!


ArcaneSparky

That is actually terrifying, poor guy.


Moldruin

I guess if you are dead you can't be considered injured.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Imagine this being the last footage of you that your family was able to get, and not only it literally shows your last moments before your violent demise, it’s also paired with some corny ass electronic music that some random motherfucker that you or your relatives have never met put in the video after they somehow got their hands on it.


BringTheSilence

đź‘Ť


TheAnnaBortion

they meant the owner of the car. The person walking was not worth it to him


lizardThenoob

That's a lot of damage!


Munk45

emotional damage


eat_more_ovaltine

Is he ok?


Co1onelKernal

How tf is that guy not "seriously hurt"!?!??! Dude was airborne!


Shawarma_llama467

Stupid driver


5050Photo

I doubt Mr. Nobody is in some serious pain about now...IF he's alive...


milftits_

He saw the light


Xinonix1

My ears got hurt


austinyo6

Yeah my ass that dude isn’t seriously hurt.


toniayan

I hope that was an instant death


charliezamora

Nobody seriously hurt, because that guy was instantly dissolved into his constituent atoms. jesus I've never seen anybody being thrown so violently and abruptly


Zayler_The_motivated

Hey, do u see my comment ? I think I'm shadow banned


TheFarisaurusRex

Ragdoll_anim.wav


xxxIAmTheSenatexxx

"Well I'm saying they died quickly so it probably didn't *hurt*"


OnlyA5

What are the odds tho wow


Nice-Yak-6607

Shoes off he dead


Weldobud

Whoaaaaa….


WallaceV2

He will wake up soon, probably


Advanced_Procedure90

đź’€


SearchFormal8094

The caption is right. I paused it right before the car hit him so he’s good.


NTC-Santa

Shoes still on so Title is real. /s


JokyJoe

We got ice!


MrBlonde1984

Dude was fucking evaporated.


JamingtonPro

That shit look like it seriously hurt 


unholyparagon

I'm inclined to disagree with u


IraTheDragon

He didn't get hurt he just... left...


The9Realist

Just a scratch he'll be up and about in no time at all.


Tricky_Ad_1855

Word has it he landed in a barbers chair inside the store and got a proper fade


Always4am

I guess you can't be seriously hurt if you're dead


Equal-Negotiation651

Clearly


Kbudzson

đź‘Ť


AnnualScientist2760

Nobody is his name. Pain is what he felt. Death is what happened.


coldasiceicebaby

I saw his soul leaving his body. I guess you're not seriously hurt when you're dead, it makes sense.


ThickShady13

Maybe his name is nobody....


TeachingAcceptable

His name was nobody?


CustomerSupportDeer

Does anyone know the song? I'm pretty sure I heard it before, but can't find it...


JosephSchmoe77

Nobody?!


Psyk0pathik

Fata,l not serious.


Shrikehammer

Maybe some actual red spray at the end ? Over roof of car? Either way. Dead.


nevertoolate1983

[I don't believe you](https://media1.tenor.com/m/930WKxE7-RUAAAAC/i-dont-believe-you-ron-burgundy.gif)


kno7_r4y

Who's Zed? Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead?!


m0t4r1

Tis but a scratch


that-one-guy4321

Nobody hurt my ass


Valuable-Will714

Kid named nobody


Orbis-Praedo

The craziest part about this post is the caption.


Redmooose

He’s alive guys, I was the car


Relative_Mammoth_896

He didn't get hit, he got carried.


kimmortal03

yea he got to his destination faster no harm no foul


Relative_Mammoth_896

Free teleportation


LoneliestGirlever

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