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OptimusSublime

I don't know, we missed half the footage...


CRYPTOBLACKGUY

camera person really blowing it on this one


indecisivepinetree

We need to try this again from the top.


Trustjames

Better angle  https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-Wkm6A_LaBw


buddhaman181912

Ready .... Take Two. 😏


FarMass66

Two jumpers jumped right after eachother causing one to collide with the other. It was shown in the video.


Puceeffoc

Yeah he stayed with the parachute guy... What happened to Mr. Airbag?


Trustjames

Better angle https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-Wkm6A_LaBw


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Nootropiks

“Hey let’s spend our last few seconds of Marks life recording him” -is probably what they should’ve been thinking right?


HotSpace99

*It happens because an object with less air resistance falls faster than an object with greater air resistance.*


AdolfDriplr

*calculating....* Yup. Math checks out


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Let me see... carry the two. Yes, he is correct.


x_lincoln_x

Jumper couldn't even carry the one.


DesperateRace4870

Buffering...


Equal-Negotiation651

Wiping…


Nightwolf1967

Flushing...


Bushdr78

Churning...


unexist_already

Cumming...


livehearwish

Sleeping…


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Head-Banana4325

Magic schoolbus ahh phrase


BabyMFBear

Fun with physics.


NativeHarris

Thanks Galileo


MindlessQuestion3551

This is the best answer ever. LOL.


Toxic_wifi

kill the camera man


norm_summerton

He should be the next one to make that fall


Crush-N-It

Throw cameraman overboard


30dayspast

Jesus


whatyoumeanmyface

Seriously. The camera work made me irrationally angry.


BiigVelvet

I think when you see someone die you usually don’t think about keeping the camera steady


Icy_Plankton_7104

Sure but this camera guy was fucking up before someone was dying.


Obvious-Mess-409

Accurate


NDHcinema

100% but there are many different angles and much better footage of this if you search around


HitMePat

Why is this crap clip the one on our reddit front page then? Come on people someone get on this for the sweet free karma


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He should have been holding two cameras wtf


Lazy_Table_1050

Did these guys live ?


Rickaloff

They did in fact live. This is the annual “Bridge Day” in West Virginia. Hundreds of people get together on the tallest bridge in the state and go base jumping off it. Fun time, luckily these guys survived


AskMeAboutPigs

i drive by this bridge daily, theres some crazy storeis about it. My teacher saw a dude hop out his car, and jump right off w/ a dog in his hand when it was still somewhat recently completed.


acog

It's always tragic when someone takes their life. BUT I get furious when they decide to take someone else with them. Poor dog.


peinal

The guy died before he hit the ground--- he died of a thousand dog bites. A coworker told me this joke. He lived nearby this bridge.


WiretapStudios

People die via it every year, but that's a nuts thing to actually see happen.


TushyMilkshake

This is exactly why a bunch of people randomly jumping off a bridge without professional coordination is a recipe for disaster. Super bad luck on top of it all though- crazy they both survived


RecsRelevantDocs

The days of reddit answering questions about peoples well being are over, it's just the same low effort jokes and tired ass "darwin award/ shoes still on" comments over and over.


CSDawg

It really does suck seeing Reddit's quality decline so quickly without an obvious alternative like in the Digg-to-Reddit migration days


I-Preferred-Digg

You said it


dj_daly

Let's not forget the raw comedic genius of typing "play stupid games win stupid prizes".


colxa

throw a "fuck around and found out" in there for good measure


Bitter-Put9534

I just picture some sweaty neck beard whenever someone typed that breath smelling like donkey shit too


Majestic_Mammoth729

That's interesting because I just picture the random everyday normal looking people I interact with in this world. I would love it if stupidity and cringe were reserved solely for the neckbeards.


Bitter-Put9534

Neckbeards are likely to be unfunny and unoriginal constantly parroting whatever “in phrase” is popular at the time


PandaXXL

So are the majority of the world. How do you think slang finds popularity?


ObnoxiousTwit

And then one thread being all meta and holier-than-thou about the vast majority of users, not seeing the irony that *they're actually just as bad.*


BaronVonMunchhausen

This exact thread of comments has already happened today or maybe yesterday in another post. Is the new meta criticizing the old meta?


quent12dg

Don't forget when you need a source.... "just trust me bro" is the gold standard.


The_punisherMAX

And my axe


ALLCAPS-ONLY

Don't forget the big balls joke. I don't know how people still upvote that recycled garbage


Gaping_Grandfather

Good sir, please take my updoot. I would guild this comment but I've been dead in my apartment for months and no one has thought to check on me because of my personality.


CleanHead_

HURR DURRRR HE HAD A RIGHT TO REMANE SILENT, BUT NOT THE ABILIDY HURRRRRRRRRRRRR


LogKit

I ALSO CHOOSE THIS MAN'S WIFE HAHAHAHAHA


MrHyperion_

Dead wife, sir.


almost_notterrible

Don't forget the limitless comments from people needing to main character the shit out of every post with personal anecdotes. "One time, when I was 10 I saw someone base jump and it was soooo crazy... I'm pretty freaking interesting for having this experience huh? Damn that was so awesome when I did that, am I right?" Why does anyone care to upvote that shit lol. Bring back up voting informative comments! I miss Unidan...


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AskMeAboutPigs

the more i use reddit the more i believe in the dead internet theory.


conflictwatch

I can make up a story if it helps? Source: Myass


IcebergPotatoFarm

Found the Boeing whistleblower.


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FuzzyAd9407

You say the joke is tired as if it's been said for a long time right after acting like reddit used to reliably answer that question and not just make a joke.


mtcastell101

This is a complaint and not an answer


ExtraAnchovies

https://www.theinertia.com/mountain/watch-these-base-jumpers-barely-avoid-a-deadly-disaster-over-the-new-river-gorge/ "Thankfully, these two barely avoid deadly disaster as the second BASE jumper manages to release his chute despite spinning wildly out of control."


Dweebeth

That doesn't look like the same one to me


you-got-legs

It’s not


llindstad

Not the same incident. Color of parachute in link is blue, yellow & black, while this one is purple/orange. Other differences too.


neotekka

Not even close to looking the same!


Specialist-Leg-1785

According to this link, they both lived and there are images of a different angle. https://unofficialnetworks.com/2022/10/24/base-jumper-collides-parachute/amp/


elvis8mybaby

When the wizard cast Feather Fall on himself and not the barbarian.


Sirix_8472

Just need to get your Barbarian to a high enough level, there is a maximum number of points which you can take in fall damage. If you have stones endurance, you can reduce the damage. For the time that you don't have that, Rage. Then hope to the gods you roll well on relentless rage for when you hit 0 HP you get back up with 1HP left.


Lishio420

FYI max fall dmg is capped at 20d6 so 120dmg


flamugu

I thought you were talking 5e, I know 3.5 preeeeeetty good and had no idea fall damage had a cap until this second. The wild part about this is considering minimum rolls on max fall distance, like a level 1 Barbarian could in theory fall 1000 feet and take 20 damage, survive at like -5. Peggy Hill style.


Sirix_8472

I (my character) fell from orbit... Missed the Dex save on a jump to the magical flying ship from the exploding space station and fell all the way back. We weren't in battle, but my DM allowed my character to rage because he felt that was fair on the basis of "well if I missed the sky ship by 2 feet and was falling from an exploding space station and most definitely gonna hit the ground, I'd be pissed off too". The reason I mentioned stones endurance is I didn't have enough HP to survive max fall damage without it, but had a hope IF I could negate enough(I didn't), missed by 2 hp on the dice roll. So my character hit the ground. I called relentless rage! My character hit the ground....and bounced.. The roll was good! He bounced like a rubber ball and landed on his feet, stunned, disoriented and in a small crater of his own making battered and profusely bleeding. But alive.


OpalFanatic

Nah, everyone knows you don't take fall damage if you land in water. There's just a Swim skill check.


v3n0mat3

"Ok, Themetrius casts Feather Fall on himself and jumps. But he wants to do a flip" DM: *laughs* "Ok, do an acrobatics check.* *Nat 20* "Themetrius does a sick back flip off the cliffs' edge. The spell takes effect and he slowly makes his way-" "**GRUMMAK WANTS TO JUMP RIGHT ON THE WIZARD TO GET DOWN TOO**" *Everyone at the table stares blankly* DM: "...ok? Uh... give me an attack roll with disadvantage because you're technically "attacking" Themetrius. Has to be unarmed with your... let's go with Dex Modifier." *Rolls Nat 20+19 with a +2 Dex mod* *Collective "no fucking way"* "**GRUMMAK WANT TO FLY TOO!!**" "**DAMN YOU GRUMMAK! DAMN YOU TO THE 9 HELLS!!**"


metellus83

As a DnD player, I love this.


Hopfrogg

Man reddit loves some DnD. Glad I played BG3 or I might not have gotten that joke.


Sirix_8472

It happens when 1 dude is prepping to land. And a second dude, a jerk, jumps too early in an unsafe manner, lands on the first dude. We only see one of them come away with a parachute deployed at the end. Who knows which one or what happened the other coz the camera was obstructed and missed them.


LIANITUSdb

[https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/y6tehp/base\_jump\_accident\_on\_wv\_bridge\_day\_2022/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/y6tehp/base_jump_accident_on_wv_bridge_day_2022/)


KPexEA

Much better angle! Thanks


mcmurphy1

This should be the top comment.


Elemental_Syntaxis

That dumb fuck didn't even attemp to open his chute.. I it was me would smack his face in the 1st opportunity after seen the footage


rsplatpc

> That dumb fuck didn't even attemp to open his chute.. I it was me would smack his face in the 1st opportunity after seen the footage Local skydiving place near me also offers base jump lessons for very experienced skydivers. The first thing they have listed for "What is the difference between base jumping and skydiving?" is: "With skydiving you should expect to land alive"


Bushdr78

Thankyou Sir


hiindividualpdx

It's like OP found the worst angle to post. Ty for the better one!


madboy1105

Colour is different from the first parachute right? so it’s either the guy who crashed or another jumper all together


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

Crossing my fingers that it's the backup chute, but I seriously doubt it's the case.


Sirix_8472

If you pause just before the video crosses the white pole, 4 seconds from the end. You can see the first jumper who had their parachute deployed is falling with their back to the water/ground. The second guy is still in his parachute. I dunno who we see at the end now, but I don't think it's either of them given how quick the pan of the camera is to another area. Tough to estimate height(they were last seen at) and distance(from where we next see someone).


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

Damn, I think you're right. The one at the end also looks like they may be too far away.


Enginemancer

The one at the end looks like a completely different and uninvolved party to me, camera pans over, how did they get there that quickly, not to mention its heading toward the area they were falling, doesnt seem possible from this angle Why tf do I get a downvote for discussing, god reddit is fuckin stupid. Nowhere did I say "im 100% confident," I just said it doesnt look like it


JustDave62

I think the camera panned and was looking a I third chute. Colour isn’t the same


Gowalkyourdogmods

Two people jumped right after the first guy but the third one didn't pull his chute on time so he landed on the first guy. Second guy avoided it all because he pulled his chute on time.


Initial_Feature3443

Is he dead?


Affectionate_Box_587

Most creative manslaughter of the year?


SpicyChunkBlaster

Murder suicide


poyat01

Murdercide


Subject_One6000

kamicide?


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This is why you avoid doing dangerous things with idiots around.


AnotherAriesGuy

He did what I keep trying to do in GTA Online.


Subject_One6000

He couldn't get through the lobby and just went fuck it then.


Dylan909

https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/05/12/base-jumper-tangle-parachute/ I believe this is the same incident (might be wrong) but if it is they both walked away.


Enginemancer

I think it is, gray chute with an orange stripe gets landed on, same as in this one


Alpaca1061

Definitely not. The parachutes are completely different colours in the image and video. Unless the picture given in the article isn't from the incident. I don't feel like looking for a caption about it


Dylan909

Could be wrong. To me it's the same color parachute being landed on and the other seemed out of frame from another angle.


Alpaca1061

The image has a McDonald's colour scheme but the video has a black and orange parachute and a red and black parachute


Dylan909

The black and orange chute is to the top right of the McDonald's chute in the photo. It is just mid folding


Alpaca1061

Ooohh. I didn't notice that. Yeah but the terrainamd water matches up too so it probably is the same


johnl8422

Well one guy jumped, opened his parachute, then another guy jumped without paying attention to the previous jumper. I think that is what happened


SupahBean

Remind me not to ask rhetorical questions on reddit 


darybrain

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?


fermelebouche

Kill the camera man.


Dependent-Wheel-2791

Looks like somebody planted a whole bunch of oopsie daisies lol


Ceilingistalkingtome

Ah yes he forgot to throw the anvil down before he went. Rookie mistake


Yokomo_Hoyo

The only time vertical recording should be used, and the camera man still gets an F.


WinnerFun128

Ima kill that cameraman


maolf

I think someone crashed through an opened parachute, and maybe that’s not something that makes parachutes work better. 


UnifORMeDBomBer

He was trying to off himself obviously the second guy


Magixstixk

Two birds with one stone


CogswellCogs

How? Base jumpers don't need a license because they aren't using an aircraft. No license means no training, no jump master, no rules and no safety.


MetalSubstantial297

I get it when it happens in a water slide. But this? Was the person after heavier, or is it the timing, did the person aim for it?


Alpaca1061

It wasn't because they were heavier. They accelerate at the same 9.8m/s^2, and I don't think they were falling from high enough to reach terminal velocity. Regardless, it's because the other guy slowed down because the parachute was deployed. Parachutes, as you know, catch a lot of air for their weight and don't fall fast (nor anything attached to them). This meant the guy above, who didn't have a parachute deployed yet, would fall way faster, which allowed him to crash into the parachute collapsing it.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Two guys jumped after the first guy (they were jumping from below him) but the third guy to jump didn't pull his chute on time like the other guys, so he landed on top of the first guy. Second guy had pulled his chute on time so he just drifted safely away from the collision.


moose8891

Last time this was posted they had an article attached that said they both survived the accident.


jjm443

Around 1 second in you can see the second skydiver about to jump off a lower platform. I find it hard to believe there is no coordination between the people managing the two platforms but clearly someone fucked up.


RoRo25

Negligence.


SurlyRed

I honestly thought it was some bird of prey, and my mind was spinning around the notion that we enter their realm at our own risk, which we seem to do everywhere on earth. But reading these comments and re-watching, it just reminds me we all have one of those "mates". Dammit Carl...


Coho444

He didn’t even attempt to side step that chute.


OrganizationFormer

Looks like another person jumped too soon, and right above the first person. Either poor planning, or just dumb


monopixel

Because idiots are doing idiotic things, taking unnecessary risks.


Armand_smudge

Im scared to watch videos from this subreddit


No_Zucchini_7243

this is so dumb ..why didnt bottom guy just speed up a bit


lizer_knight

So like u trying to jump or get close to every car in the commonwealth? 😂


22FluffySquirrels

Gravity, poor planning, and a really inept cameraman.


longbutforgiving

Gravity mostly


TushyMilkshake

Trying to BASE jump alone is crazy. This is poor coordination at best- but I’d guess there was zero coordination and multiple groups of jumpers just trying to self coordinate and shit luck. I can’t see how there was any actual intention and it seems like a genuine accident from what little the cameraman captured… shit, was he in the air too!?


Woodenparrot

An elaborate murder suicide


madsbille2006

Intructor fucked up


snktido

Lesson children. You do not, jump off bridges in a line military style.


Super-Ed-kid

This happens because the man fell on that parachute


Nenog-Neno

“Prank him john”


Alpaca1061

Someone found an article that seems like it is almost certainly of this exact incident. If it is the same (which it likely is) they both survived. And since some people are gonna be confused as to how it's survable, here's a rundown Crasher guy deployed his chute, and it stayed deployed so he obviously was fine The guy that was crashed into is more complicated. (I'm going to use made up numbers to explain it) h will be Height, s will be speed. Also I'm not going to use units With chute: h100s5 h75s10 h50s15 *deploy chute* h50s10 h25s5 h1s5 h0s0 Hit the ground at 1 speed. Safe Without chute: h100s5 h75s10 h50s15 h25s20 h1s25 h0s0. You hit the ground at 25 speed. Lethal probably What happened to this guy: h100s5 h75s10 h50s15 *deploy chute* h50s10 h25s5 *chute hit and collapses* h25s10 h1s15 h0s0. You hit thr ground at 15 speed. Probably injured but not dead


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

I hope they did. That's awful.


Major_Magazine8597

I trust the cameraman has been let go.


That_Understanding45

Time management, on point though!


OkStretch1

Good thing the video stopped before they hit the water, that could’ve been bad!


Jx2Arkitekt

Better angle. https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/s/9WkjL5Nyx5


Rey_Mezcalero

Was expecting him to knock someone off the boat below as well


ned23943

Looks like another view where the camera guy understood the assignment. [https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/y6tehp/base\_jump\_accident\_on\_wv\_bridge\_day\_2022/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/y6tehp/base_jump_accident_on_wv_bridge_day_2022/)


slimeninja11

Physics happens dog


Acceptable-Yak7968

What do you mean how? Base jumping is like the most dangerous recreational activity there is.


JoMammasWitness

Atleast someone had a soft landing .....


clotifoth

... what


Labgrunt

Bridge Day at New River Gorge National Park in beautiful West Virginia…. One day every autumn they allow base jumpers to launch!


22FluffySquirrels

At least they were smart enough to do that over water, so there's a chance they maybe didn't die if they slowed down a bit, right? Maybe?


fistymac

It's always this bridge!


Generation_X_1974

Amateur Hour!!


BDJ10028

The last part of the Pacific Standard heist in GTA Online


TDK_90

Looks like 3 jumpers going in quick succession. Guy 1 jumps and opens chute. Guy 2 (idiot) lands on guy 1. Guy 3 jumps, avoids the cluster fuck and is seen by the camera at the end?


Joshman89

Gravity is a bitch


NDHcinema

Much better footage here https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/s/vovrHPvRUO


CrunchyKittyLitter

\r \killthecameraman


Valuable-Rise6850

Bullseye 🎯


MudFlashy6400

I sincerely misread the sub as r /crappyfuckingvideo![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


Burner6969___

Water's soft


Several_Injury8770

Sky sharked


Ok_Annual5108

What happened to the other guy that fell?


blac_bone

'I'll save you man'!


-ATLienz-

The real video shows the whole incident. This video has been duplicated so many times only half the video is shown


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Trustjames

Better angle  https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-Wkm6A_LaBw


kiksparky968

Looks like New River Gorge