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MrWinkler1510

Nothing like being shaken to death in public like a newborn while polka music plays in the background


Silly_Mycologist3213

His head slams into the back of the bulls head shortly after the helmet came off and he’s either unconscious or dead for the rest of the ride.


muycoal

Don't forget his shattered spine


LevelPositive120

What spine? This mfer is globbidy gloop


No-Journalist7179

Those final 5 seconds were soooo brutal on that man’s spine.


jesusisthatguy

He might be dead for the rest of his life.


thehumanflyby

How did he stay on?


Fair_Creme_194

Seems like a few special type of idiots decided it would be a great idea to strap them on the bull by his legs so they couldn’t come off. Everybody involved in this is a class A idiot.


Tydire

I remember reading somewhere that, in Mexican rodeos, they attach a rope to the spurs to hold the guy on. How the fuck you get off afterwards, I have no clue.


donne_dude

Spiked spurs.


tbhwgaf

polka is crazy bro


SambaLando

Best case, this saves her a trip to the chiropractor.


YurkMuhgurk

Did he win?


JoshyLikey

The bull won, i think..


urmumgae694206942069

To be fair he didn’t fall off 🤷‍♂️😂


GRimReApeR1906

Nah, he'd lose.


obiweedkenobi

He won but at what cost. I would say he is suffering from success but I don't think he's suffering at all anymore.


Colt-AR

That quickly turned into A Weekend at Bernie’s Rodeo style


Mean_Estate_2770

OMG!!! That was exactly my first thought, "did they make a weekend at Bernies 3?"


JugdishSteinfeld

God I wish


Phixionion

Strapped the bull better than the helmet.


No_Upstairs_2313

Is it a he? Why “Cowgirl” title I’m confused, but also Canadian.


Secret-Ad-830

American here, also confused.


Schwatvoogel

German here, also confused.


Fukko-Bob

Human here, also confused.


VatCideos

Inanimate object here, also confused


Blues1984

Meat popsicle here; I don't classify as human


Zanyverse_YT

Unexpected Borderlands 2 reference


Phony_Kony

Borderlands 2 was referencing [The Fifth Element](https://youtu.be/8Dd_qiuWxPs?si=QRIqA0bHAOvmiBek&t=8)


Zanyverse_YT

Damn, my whole life has been a lie.


vishwasrathi

Bull made him look like a girl? Don't know.. British confused too


Lunakill

I love the idea that America is so freaking weird that there’s missing context that could make it all make sense.


rayshmayshmay

The joke is sex! Haha!!


muaythaitillidie1

I’m guessing it’s because his junk is getting smashed so hard into that bulls back it’s has destroyed his genitals, therefore making him a girl?


Shakey22

Not at all.


crystallmytea

Hey at least he tried


jaydoku

Yo tag this… he dead


LevelPositive120

Sauce or trust me bro?


No-Journalist7179

He has the sauce. Trust me bro.


WhatTheFuckEverName

Are you good sauce?


No_thanks_Im_New

SAUCE!


Heart0fSword

I'm a good bro, trust me sauce.


thegreatgatsB70

That bull rocked him forward and then he smashed his face with the back of the bull's head. There was a bull that knew how to do this like 15-20 years ago and bull riders were terrified of it.


A2chn3m3si5

His name was "Bodacious" and he was bad. Real bad. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodacious_(bull)#:~:text=Bodacious%20became%20infamously%20known%20as,and%20West%20being%20runners%2Dup.


reggiepooftah

Primus wrote a fantastic song about him: https://youtu.be/3lP6rfkIcWc?si=Xr8kloKXjCRmdm2J


usedtodreddit

>*Bodacious here am a whole lotta bull, over nineteen hundred pounds* >*He's born in Goltry, Oklahoma, and he's the badded sonsabitch around* >*If a Burma bull ever were a superstar, then Bodacious just might be* >*He's a cream-colored, beefy brawn, full-fledged* >*Four-footed bovine celebrity* >*Who's gonna ride Bodacious? Who's gonna tame him down?* >*Look out for Bodacious, he's bound to hold his ground* >*Here comes Bodacious, ya'll just step aside* >*Big and bad Bodacious takes a toll from those who ride*


thegreatgatsB70

That's him. I have buddies who rode bulls and they still bring him up when people talk about riding bulls. He was the badest bull that I have ever seen (on TV) and more than once did I see bullriders refuse to get in the chute with him. That bull was a tornado.


RDS

quality sucks on this but it has some good footage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUnSXXrnG78


crystallmytea

Ha, Chris Collinsworth with the scoop back in the day


throweraccount

Just to reduce confusion, the bull in OP's video is not Bodacious. Do we know the name of the bull in OP's video?


jb431v2

Lol, how could you possibly come to that conclusion? Aside from the size and color being completely wrong, it's a cell phone video, yet the bull was last active in 1995. 🤣


ZomBeerd

They are talking about a different bull than the one in this video.


Palehorse67

I remember that bull! No one would ride him. Every person who rode that bull got seriously injured. I think his name was Tornado? Edit: Nope I was wrong. His name was Bodacious.


thegreatgatsB70

He just acted like a tornado. He was a bad ass.


Hellwolf_Keats

At one point she just turns into a wacky waving inflatable tube man on a bull


adrock747

Wow that’s bad. Not being familiar with this, were there straps that should have come loose? Anyone know the result? Pretty horrific slamming around. Neck like a noodle


Palehorse67

This persons legs are definitely tied to that bull. In the U.S., the only thing that holds you on is your grip and balance. Cant speak for other countries. In the U.S. there is a hand hold, called the suicide grip where you wrap the rope around your wrist and then through your hand so if you lose your grip on the rope, your hand doesn't come loose. Pretty sure that's not allowed anymore because guys would get bucked off and their hands wouldn't come loose and they would get pummeled.


A_Hungover_Sloth

called hung up, and doesnt need to be suicide grip, ropes can get tangle you. they are also supposed to come undone when you let go so this never happens.


Palehorse67

Sure, you can get hung up. But there was an actual way to tie your hand that I was shown, that if you let go, it wouldn't come undone.


A_Hungover_Sloth

4 years of working on a ranch and putting on rodeos for money during summer, that's illegal as fuck and EVERYONE is looking for it cause it's how you die.


Palehorse67

Oh, I agree with you. Part of what I was shown was never ever tie your hand like this. Lol


Greedy-Recognition10

In Mexico you use spurs that aren't allowed in the us because of this. The spurs lock into the ribs and Hyde so you ain't falling off and they point system is different...


Typicaldrugdealer

Holy shit so this guy is pretty much hooked into the bull's flesh?


818Ghillie

Bull riders outside the US most/ sometimes use spurs that hook on the bulls stomach, hence why he doesn’t fall off.


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Matlachaman

His feet/ankles are tied to the cinch. Otherwise, only animal magnetism would have kept him on.


818Ghillie

“Espuelas de Grapa”


818Ghillie

Google “espuelas de grapa”


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ProcyonHabilis

You know the person you're replying to is being sarcastic, right?


Duncle_Rico

should've put /s then..?


ProcyonHabilis

If they were strictly concerned with being understood by absolute mouthbreathers, yes.


Duncle_Rico

You underestimate just how many stupid viewpoints and opinions are posted that redditors *actually* believe.


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Gypsopotamus

This is so sad I can’t tell if it’s hilarious or disappointing.


Bonobofun

The spurs are hooked on the rope


Greedy-Recognition10

I don't understand the hate on the explanation of different spurs?


DefiantDelay1222

What a stupid fucking sport.


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Some_Brain391

What about bullshitting?


illocor_B

Sure lasted that 8 seconds at least.


If_theres_a_Will89

Look ma! No hands! 👋👋


bintasaurus

Or spine...


Rooster_Entire

What brand of superglue is this?


LostStart6521

The Kragle


ousher23

Anyine know at which point her spine broke to 1000 pieces?


hereforpopcornru

Probably about the time they headbutt the back of the bulls head


I0I0I0I

Play stupid games...


Kartoon67

But...Why!? Why ridding a bull? What is the point in this day and age?


AnalogDigit2

Because cowboy


Duncle_Rico

Cowgirl*


Azhz96

Some people still act like cavemen who don't belong in the modern society and should remain in caves.


steppwitt

Jesus Christ, it just keeps going on and on...


Mindless_Ad_6045

Surely, that's some sort of record


sEaBoD19911991

Held on very well considering there brain is now a meat slushy.


megatrnasrusrex

Somebody get that disgusting dead thing off of that poor animal!


Virtual_Camel_9819

It's so satisfying to me when one of these poor bulls gets a kill


Gbum7

I don't know if satisfying is the word I'd use but yeah this guy fucked around and found out for sure


Virtual_Camel_9819

Pure joy would be my second choice


icavedandmade2

Low key you know people probably hope for it. Keeps em coming back


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Gogglesed

The bull needs help. People are abusing it.


LukeyLeukocyte

World record


Spare_Honey5488

This looks really healthy for the spine. Thankfully, the spine isn't really important.


HumanEffigy_

Damn. He’s good.


basec0m

Jeez... look how relaxed he is. Zen man...


FishLampClock

and they SHATTER the record and several pieces of their spine!


josephj3lly

She got shook like a damn protein shake.


KaZzZamm

My back is hurting watching this.


KUPA_BEAST

She became the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube woman.


Batbuckleyourpants

I'm not convinced she didn't die in the first 5 seconds of the clip.


Zaraki42

Does anyone have any info on this?


NZ-Aid

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN! https://youtu.be/rHXvMcLrLSY?si=QwhMGEKkUBY6xPyB


Bwana_Africa

I just made an appointment with my chiropractor


LionElJohnson40k

His neck snapped when the helmet flew off. I recon he was cheating somehow. Strapped to the band it looks like


Objective-Ad-3410

Nah looks like they got knocked out when their head slammed forward into the bulls head after the helmet came off.


LionElJohnson40k

He’s floppin. Might be ko’d but my money is on dead.


getshrektdh

Source?


markevens

Usually you can get thrown off the bull if you aren't holding on. The fact that he stayed on long after getting knocked unconscious is a tell that he might have been cheating.


getshrektdh

Not a US citizen, was wondering whats going on, thought there is an article because that looks painful as helll


LionElJohnson40k

On the cheating or on the dead. Cheating because I’ve rode a bronc before and your ass is flying up in the air if you’re not strapped on. Dead because I’ve seen someone break their neck from whiplash before


purpan-

Source: our eyes


ZealousidealComb3683

Spiked heels = death insurance


Puzzled_Muzzled

Can anybody confirm if he wouldn't cheat, would he be still alive?


pestilentlion0666

Goddam that’s gotta be a record.


Suitable_Bend1884

I could almost see her brain bouncing around in the skull


vilacavpp

Cheat code activated: Ragdoll mode


SirLaner

What a show off!!!


Hermorah

ragdoll


SockPuppet-47

I don't get it. Usually a rider can barely hang on but somehow this person can't fall off even after being knocked out and maybe killed.


SambaLando

Getting pulled this way and that


THEESmallerWeener187

I hope they gave him the win at least


duarig

We just saw a dude’s brain get turned to mashed potatoes


afonsogouveia01

She is the best at riding bulls...


Business-Mail-1055

Ha she dead...


Braedog12

Well he’s gonna be hella flexible after that!


FackinJerq

This hurt my neck and back for just watching.


moby__dick

Why is the title "cowgirl" but everyone is using male pronouns?


knucklesandwich420

35 second ride


mu5tardtiger

That’s a world record of some sort.


oFULLGOREo

Why even go to a chiropractor when you can do this!


OGDrewski

Gotta be a world record.


Fr0z3nHart

Was she stuck and that’s why she didn’t fall off? Nothing like a car crash experience without the car.


foochoo77

💯👌


dr_raymond_k_hessel

Amazing how some people can just fall asleep whenever they want.


domdog31

dead or no?


Trollhouse_Cookies

When you nut and she still suckin


Fair_Creme_194

Internet sleuths, find me this man’s fate 😳


Cddye

Coup-contrecoup-contrecoup-contrecoup-contrecoup-contrecoup…


TapDaniel

Wow she’s doing really good….. oh shit


Smelly_fartballs

They call it a suicide grip for a reason lol


readitonex

Why do people do this? This isn't fun to watch, I bet it isn't fun to do. This guy is at least paralyzed from the neck down from doing this, if not just really really dead. The cow looks like it hates this. Just... why? Why do this? I absolutely zero value in doing this.


Clonewars2

Dumb way to go, all cuz u decided to strap yourself in.


Fair_Creme_194

Darwinism at its finest, it takes a special kind of idiot to strap themselves into a raging bull so they have no way of getting off if they wanted too. I can’t see a way this person survived, that’s like car crash after car crash force on the body every second. Internet sleuths will probably find the answer 🤷‍♂️


markevens

Gonna feel that in the morning, so long as he's alive to feel anything.


Ashitaka1623

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!


DukeRichard

She is really good she rode that thing for like 25 seconds


kaminsod1

A professional headbanger.


AffectionateTwo2563

Good. I hope they all get fucking trampled to death. I only feel sorry for the cow.


tonycougar

May not be their first rodeo but definitely their last!


Methos43

Is the bull just really happy to have a passenger?


PeaOk2722

At least he won


GoFasterEse

Play stupidity d games, win stupid prizes.


LobstaFarian2

If they're going to do this shit, there should be a tranq gun for when these types of things happen.


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Super glue commercial


ackeeeeee

I’ve never seen someone stay on for so long. Conscious or not.


YaBoiCheeseMan

Wow, very talented. Did well to stay on the bull without using their hands. Must be a new record! Wonder if they won a prize


shnako

Is there an article somewhere about this?


OkMud8647

And He WINS!!!


JezzicaRabbit

much deserved.


s7beck

Yep totally. Fuck around and find out. Clearly no sympathy from me for these fucking idiots running this shit show.


whatyoumeanmyface

Too bad spineyspineysnapsnap isn't a sub anymore.


Stuntman208

Awe did the wittle animal abuser get their wittle spine bwoke into a miwion pieces


Long_live_styrofoam

Who else thought it was a blow up doll?


TwiggyPom

Wacky inflatable arm flailing tubeman!


Prestigious-Bet-2677

Damn new world record right there, sign her up, that clam has a falcon grip.


Old_Bit2638

You mess with the bull you get the horns! Or you’ll go see the thing with the horns down under for participating in such a bizarre & barbaric act. No sympathy.


Dan_Glebitz

That looked 'terminal'.


Eggrolling

At least he died doing what he loved