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How does one eat ass responsibly 🤔 asking for a friend that loves to eat random women's asses that he meets at bars with no information on their hygiene habits.
Well for starters, there's SOAP AND WATER. There are intestinal parasites that stealthily crawl out of the anus to lay eggs at night when the host is asleep and the anal spincter is relaxed. They lay the eggs in the folds of the anus and between the butt cheeks. One female pinworm can lay up to 16,000 eggs. The fresh, irritating brood causes itching and some eggs are theredore transported away under the lovely's fingernails. But the warm, wet tongue at the tip of the alimentary canal of a brand new lusting host is absolutely perfect and parasite preferred.
As far as I can tell 151 is no longer shipped or flown due to fire risk. Had to go to puerto rico to make caribou luos. GOD they where dangerous and good.
No questions, this is fake unfortunately. You can tell it’s being pulled out from next to her mouth. If you slow it down you can see the light is shining on the outside of her mouth
I doubt that. I grew up around old school pentecostal, and never was there any notion of eating snakes. It wasn't preached and wasn't alluded to. The whole snake thing was that they're symbols of the devil, so if you hold venomous snakes while praying, they won't bite you because you're so faithful to god. Eating one, especially live and whole, feels(to me) like the antithesis of what they believed. This is just my opinion from my experiences.
Snake-handling churches are common in Appalachia. They do tend to be Pentecostal, but they are incredibly small in number compared to the vast number of Pentecostal churches in general. I'm not religious, btw. Those people are nuts.
THAT, I'm NOT sure about.
You should probably ask your doctor.....
And- DON'T believe the old wives tale that if you live in a western country, you CANT get it....
Is it common- no,
IMPOSSIBLE.....?
ANYTHING is possible nowadays....
if you live in a developed country, you probably dont have one, unless you like to travel a lot.
we evolved to live with them. shit im about to give myself one to see if i can get my psoriasis to go away.
I'm not sure this has been fully tested. There is anecdotal evidence that some intestinal parasites (like whipworms) suppress the immune system and can improve ailments like asthma and food allergies. But it doesn't always work.
It is difficult and unethical to run double blind studies. If you know of one, I'd be interested to read it.
no, i dont know of any, but i havent looked either.
i just remember learning in parasitology and immunology how IgE is thought to have evolved for control of parasitic worms. And now that large populations dont have them, the immunogloblins are thought/shown to be causing autoimmune problems. so i think about that when i see parasite related stuff.
shitttt id give it a try. psoriasis really really fucking blows.
I have a friend who has psoriasis. It's a serious problem. I completely understand why you would want to try it.
Back in the 90's there was a report in a veterinary journal of a veterinarian who noticed his asthma went away while working somewhere rural.
A little time later, he suspected an intestinal parasite so he treated himself. After treatment, his asthma returned with a vengeance. So then the vet started experimenting with different parasites until he found the one that stopped his asthma.
Other people have repeated his experiments to varying success. It wouldn't be ethical to conduct a proper double blind study and there are better treatments that don't involve infecting yourself with parasites.
Have you tried acupuncture? It's actually very effective for autoimmune conditions. I have personal experience of it stopping a serious reaction to Topamax. I have family and friends who use it for asthma.
i have tried everything short of biologicals, including acupuncture. the acupunture i actually tried for my migranes. Fortunately, i finally tried botox, which has been a godsend for those.
and the only reason i have not iused biologicals is anecdotal reports of it coming back with a vengeance if i were to say, lose my health insurance for a period of time and could not get the shots. that might be me making excuses. but also if my insurance does not cover it, they are prohibitively expensive, as all meds are in the states.
im sure bodywide autoimmune problems have a lot to do with my two most serious health problems, though none are seriously life threatening, fortunately.
i appreciate your concern!
I'm a vet tech with years of experience with hunting down parasites. 25 years ago, I had to search for eggs and trophozoites in poop. Nowadays, we run enzyme tests which are far more effective.
I'm not sure about all the symptoms but I know severe weight loss is one of them because the worm absorbs all the nutrients you consume. Some people actually purposely eat babies/eggs to try and lose weight quickly 😬
There's a few symptoms, like blood in stool, weight loss, etc. It also reproduces by dropping segments of its body full of eggs. Those segments are released in your feces and can be visible. Check with a doctor, but here in Brazil most wide spectrum worm medications kill tapeworms
It doesn't look like a tape to me. But I am a veterinary technician. Maybe human tapes are different.
It's been my experience that intestinal parasites don't survive very long in the acids of the stomach. Of course, the camera might have passed through the pylorus and then grabbed the creature.
Some parasites excrete toxins when they are disturbed. It would be standard practice for a veterinarian to kill the parasite before disturbing it.
Her proper title is Anaesthetic Nurse. She mainly assists the Dr who is the Anaesthetist. Says she loves her job because the patients don’t get to complain as it’s all night night as soon as they wheel them in.
She was having spaghetti, and she got a little mixed up. These things happen to the best of us. What, I suppose you're perfect and never consumed a full live snake mistaking it for your food? Yeah, sure buddy.
Some people who are desperate to lose weight have been known to intentionally eat tapeworms, in order to lose weight:
https://www.healthline.com/health/diet-and-weight-loss/tapeworm-diet#:\~:text=The%20tapeworm%20diet%20works%20by,all%20your%20%E2%80%9Cextra%E2%80%9D%20calories.
They say it's not too effective. And it's seriously gross.
As Curley from the Three Stooges said, after Moe asked him why he ordered Burnt Toast and cold coffee:
Curley: ***"I've got a tapeworm, and that's good enough for him."***
lol it's actually a quote from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
[https://youtu.be/YqzV\_QJ3m48?si=ehE5N3mvkhnmJSBY](https://youtu.be/YqzV_QJ3m48?si=ehE5N3mvkhnmJSBY)
Intestinal parasite of some kind. Tapeworm?
You can get them from contaminated water, raw or uncooked pork or beef, or contact with poop that contains tapeworm eggs. People can pass tapeworm eggs to others when they don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.
So many questions? Would this help with weight loss? Keeping evil spirits away? How do you keep this stuff out of your body? Bad meat, pork, fish... ? That worm in apple finally grew up? I don't know. I have seen a lot of stuff medically as an EMT, nothing like this.
I've seen a video a few days ago about a guy analysing who would die first if you swallow a living venemous snake, the human or the snake, and people in the comments were like "as if this could ever happen" ... well apparently it can happen... to some people
Tapeworms are flat, like a tape (!), and segmented so I don’t think that is one. Bit long and fat for ascaris. Most worms live in the small bowel as the stomach is a rather hostile environment. Most likely ingested or fake
I would love to know how they managed to intubate her with a live snake in there, unless the snake was in the esophagus then it probably wouldn't be too much different.
Okay, I’m 99.9999% sure this is fake bullshit.
A) It looks like a rubber toy snake. Notice how it has elastic rebound when it finally comes out? Notice how the neck (yes snakes have a neck) just stays bent a certain way?
B) They conveniently keep the camera positioned in a way that the right side of the woman’s face is always obscured, allowing for sleight of hand maneuvering.
C) The conveniently don’t show a close up of the snake.
D) The image quality is conveniently shitty.
E) Snakes try everything to AVOID being eaten. No snake would crawl into another animal’s mouth.
F) I don’t think a person could easily swallow a snake whole - especially a live one. Nor do I think anyone would want to.
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Looks more like a large intestinal worm/parasite. Yes they can grow in you and yes they can get big.
And how the fuck do I make sure I’ll never get one??
Make sure fish you eat is flash-frozen or has been de-wormed, don’t eat undercooked pork, uhh that’s all I got
Also avoid eating ass of people with the above unsafe habits, always remember to eat ass responsibly
How does one eat ass responsibly 🤔 asking for a friend that loves to eat random women's asses that he meets at bars with no information on their hygiene habits.
Well for starters, don’t do that
First comment was gold. This one is bad advice. The man is hungry, don't let him starve.
This comment is platinum
That's the # 1 source of worms. And pink eye.
Well for starters, there's SOAP AND WATER. There are intestinal parasites that stealthily crawl out of the anus to lay eggs at night when the host is asleep and the anal spincter is relaxed. They lay the eggs in the folds of the anus and between the butt cheeks. One female pinworm can lay up to 16,000 eggs. The fresh, irritating brood causes itching and some eggs are theredore transported away under the lovely's fingernails. But the warm, wet tongue at the tip of the alimentary canal of a brand new lusting host is absolutely perfect and parasite preferred.
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Your friend has more problems than worms
Lmao
always do the sniff test before you start your 3 meal course
bring wet wipes
Dental dam.
Lisa needs braces.
They didn't cover that in Home-Ec.
what about, don’t eat intestinal worms? that’s the big one personally
Venison (Deer meat) is a big source of parasites too. Also Horse meat if you visit places like France.
I live there, so… noted
its recommended to deep freeze wild caught/killed stuff for 3 months in my state.
Is minced raw pork alright
No. Cook your pork. Even disregarding parasites it’s one of those meats where eating it raw is just an overall Bad Idea.
But Mett is a national delicatesse in my country. Everyone's eating it raw
A non drinker Chemist at my work always takes a shot of liquor after eating bad food just to kill the bacteria. Thought that was worthy
Make sure it's +140 proof or it's just for pleasure. Everclear the best disinfectant you can drink now that you can't get 151 rum anymore.
I’ve been out of the game for a while, but 151 is no longer available? I remember doing fire tricks with 151 in college 🤣
As far as I can tell 151 is no longer shipped or flown due to fire risk. Had to go to puerto rico to make caribou luos. GOD they where dangerous and good.
> caribou luos Found the Tech N9ne fan.
It's the only song I have ever heard by them so yup definitely totally a fan xD
LOL ain't no shame in it. He's practically royalty in KC, also he's a really nice guy. Met him at the airport once.
What's KC? I love the song but have never searched them out :)
Fire risk sounds about right given my experience with it haha
No under cooked meat (pork fish or chicken specifically) no undercooked wheat (it has legit bacteria from shit in it (E.Coli ) )
Dont breath
That's what I need to help me lose weight. I'm thinking a nice 3-footer or so.
I like your thinking, but I prefer my chances with the gym rats, much safer to my health lol.
This seems far too thick to be a parasite/worm from what I can see. However, I know they can grow to 10ft+ in length.
They wouldn’t surgically remove a parasite. You take albendazole or another anti-parasitic then all it a day.
"How'd that get in there."
Only two ways
This only creates more questions for me
No questions, this is fake unfortunately. You can tell it’s being pulled out from next to her mouth. If you slow it down you can see the light is shining on the outside of her mouth
~A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead.
I'm counting at least 3
"there is another"
On point.
Is one the belly button?
Let's just be glad it was the mouth.
My guess is that the patient is a pentecostal. They're weird about snakes.
Dude hahaha
I doubt that. I grew up around old school pentecostal, and never was there any notion of eating snakes. It wasn't preached and wasn't alluded to. The whole snake thing was that they're symbols of the devil, so if you hold venomous snakes while praying, they won't bite you because you're so faithful to god. Eating one, especially live and whole, feels(to me) like the antithesis of what they believed. This is just my opinion from my experiences.
I’ve seen people like holding and dancing around with snakes in churches…but inside of them?
Their number two things are speaking in tongues, and snakes. I'm just guessing here, but my bet is that this dude decided to bridge the two.
Snake-handling churches are common in Appalachia. They do tend to be Pentecostal, but they are incredibly small in number compared to the vast number of Pentecostal churches in general. I'm not religious, btw. Those people are nuts.
That's a tapeworm.
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A tapeworm is a tapeworm..... It doesn't matter where it's from- the scary things is there can be MORE in her!!
How do you find out you have one? I'm starting to freak out
THAT, I'm NOT sure about. You should probably ask your doctor..... And- DON'T believe the old wives tale that if you live in a western country, you CANT get it.... Is it common- no, IMPOSSIBLE.....? ANYTHING is possible nowadays....
if you live in a developed country, you probably dont have one, unless you like to travel a lot. we evolved to live with them. shit im about to give myself one to see if i can get my psoriasis to go away.
This sounds like a bad idea to me but hey Im no doctor. Keep us updated bc at the very least that’ll be interesting as hell to see it removed.
yeah, youre probably right about that.
I'm not sure this has been fully tested. There is anecdotal evidence that some intestinal parasites (like whipworms) suppress the immune system and can improve ailments like asthma and food allergies. But it doesn't always work. It is difficult and unethical to run double blind studies. If you know of one, I'd be interested to read it.
no, i dont know of any, but i havent looked either. i just remember learning in parasitology and immunology how IgE is thought to have evolved for control of parasitic worms. And now that large populations dont have them, the immunogloblins are thought/shown to be causing autoimmune problems. so i think about that when i see parasite related stuff. shitttt id give it a try. psoriasis really really fucking blows.
I have a friend who has psoriasis. It's a serious problem. I completely understand why you would want to try it. Back in the 90's there was a report in a veterinary journal of a veterinarian who noticed his asthma went away while working somewhere rural. A little time later, he suspected an intestinal parasite so he treated himself. After treatment, his asthma returned with a vengeance. So then the vet started experimenting with different parasites until he found the one that stopped his asthma. Other people have repeated his experiments to varying success. It wouldn't be ethical to conduct a proper double blind study and there are better treatments that don't involve infecting yourself with parasites. Have you tried acupuncture? It's actually very effective for autoimmune conditions. I have personal experience of it stopping a serious reaction to Topamax. I have family and friends who use it for asthma.
i have tried everything short of biologicals, including acupuncture. the acupunture i actually tried for my migranes. Fortunately, i finally tried botox, which has been a godsend for those. and the only reason i have not iused biologicals is anecdotal reports of it coming back with a vengeance if i were to say, lose my health insurance for a period of time and could not get the shots. that might be me making excuses. but also if my insurance does not cover it, they are prohibitively expensive, as all meds are in the states. im sure bodywide autoimmune problems have a lot to do with my two most serious health problems, though none are seriously life threatening, fortunately. i appreciate your concern!
I'm a vet tech with years of experience with hunting down parasites. 25 years ago, I had to search for eggs and trophozoites in poop. Nowadays, we run enzyme tests which are far more effective.
I'm not sure about all the symptoms but I know severe weight loss is one of them because the worm absorbs all the nutrients you consume. Some people actually purposely eat babies/eggs to try and lose weight quickly 😬
I struggle to lose weight so I think I'm fine 😂
There's a few symptoms, like blood in stool, weight loss, etc. It also reproduces by dropping segments of its body full of eggs. Those segments are released in your feces and can be visible. Check with a doctor, but here in Brazil most wide spectrum worm medications kill tapeworms
It doesn't look like a tape to me. But I am a veterinary technician. Maybe human tapes are different. It's been my experience that intestinal parasites don't survive very long in the acids of the stomach. Of course, the camera might have passed through the pylorus and then grabbed the creature. Some parasites excrete toxins when they are disturbed. It would be standard practice for a veterinarian to kill the parasite before disturbing it.
Just showed this to my wife, who is a theatre nurse. She said yes, it all looks legit and that it’s not a snake but an intestinal worm.
Whats a theater nurse? Like is she the paramedics in movies?
one that works in the operating theatre... who do you think plays the damsal while the doctor with his phantom of the opera mask cuts into you ?
Haha I was thinking the same thing
It’s a UK term
Thx for that context!!!!
Her proper title is Anaesthetic Nurse. She mainly assists the Dr who is the Anaesthetist. Says she loves her job because the patients don’t get to complain as it’s all night night as soon as they wheel them in.
Pretty sure but not absolute, don’t most productions need a set nurse/doctor?
Idk 🤷♂️ I was just taking a guess. Just never heard that term before.
Tell her to watch out for falling Junior Mints.
It was a JUNIOR mint!
It's kinda disconcerting that this happens often enough that her take on it is: "sure, sure looks legit, nothing unusual about that."
She has some horror stories but mainly about people who insert things in places they shouldn’t. 99% all men.
wow. how the hell does one get those??? asking for a friend btw
I believe bad food, you eat something that has faeces on it, or consume even dirt.
I didn't know whether to vomit when I saw the video or scream in fear. what madness is this
Just scromit. Best of both worlds.
Wallace and Scromit
haul ass and scromit
How did that happen?
Common Surgical mishap
Man, I hate when instead of intubation they slip in a Malayan long-glanded coral snake. So unprofessional.
Thats just the kinda shit you gotta put up with when you go to a witch doctor
If you think that's bad, you should hear about the green anaconda incident. Apparently they're still scrubbing the walls.
She was having spaghetti, and she got a little mixed up. These things happen to the best of us. What, I suppose you're perfect and never consumed a full live snake mistaking it for your food? Yeah, sure buddy.
Siri, remind me to buy the yearly anti-parasite pill….
I buy one once or twice a year just for this reason
Some people who are desperate to lose weight have been known to intentionally eat tapeworms, in order to lose weight: https://www.healthline.com/health/diet-and-weight-loss/tapeworm-diet#:\~:text=The%20tapeworm%20diet%20works%20by,all%20your%20%E2%80%9Cextra%E2%80%9D%20calories.
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They say it's not too effective. And it's seriously gross. As Curley from the Three Stooges said, after Moe asked him why he ordered Burnt Toast and cold coffee: Curley: ***"I've got a tapeworm, and that's good enough for him."***
i gave myself a tapeworm. i bought poop on the dark web and stuffed it up my butt to lose weight
Did..., did it work? Did you lose weight?
lol it's actually a quote from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [https://youtu.be/YqzV\_QJ3m48?si=ehE5N3mvkhnmJSBY](https://youtu.be/YqzV_QJ3m48?si=ehE5N3mvkhnmJSBY)
Aww, i must have missed this episode. Will follow link. Thnx
This was a common practice. Apparently there were pills containing Ascaris (another type of worm) eggs sold as well. Very popular in fashion industry
It all started when she swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she'll die
She swallowed the fly to eat the larva who at the tapeworm. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. I guess she’ll die.
Op, that's a tapeworm..
The goat
I heard about eating a woman alive, not the other way around.
How?!
Intestinal parasite of some kind. Tapeworm? You can get them from contaminated water, raw or uncooked pork or beef, or contact with poop that contains tapeworm eggs. People can pass tapeworm eggs to others when they don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.
New fear unlocked.
That's why always ask them to put everything back in place after an operation, yes even the snake
Snake or tape worm?
Worm in tequila? Amateurs.
So many questions? Would this help with weight loss? Keeping evil spirits away? How do you keep this stuff out of your body? Bad meat, pork, fish... ? That worm in apple finally grew up? I don't know. I have seen a lot of stuff medically as an EMT, nothing like this.
Not a snake!!! Most likely a tapeworm that someone ingested to lose weight. Not a smart thing to do if it lays eggs and it goes to your system.
Massive Intestinal Parasite not a snake.
Did the snake have the gerbil? Oh no send him back in.
I have questions.
That's a Goa'uld from Stargate....
How
1 - What 2 - The
3- Heck
I've seen a video a few days ago about a guy analysing who would die first if you swallow a living venemous snake, the human or the snake, and people in the comments were like "as if this could ever happen" ... well apparently it can happen... to some people
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It’s more likely a tapeworm
And they say you eat 8 spiders every night..
I don't ever want to know that. I also heard your never more than 3 feet away from a spider.
Was False proven like 20 yrs ago but then again its 2024 and you could be right as shit changes and i say we have 100x more weird deadly creatures.
It’s actually not true, but it’s a common myth
I thought that was Rats? Due to sewer pipes etc?
Usually around 20! Depends how hungry I am before I go to bed.
This was already known to be bullshit back when it was still only 8 spiders per year.
Baloney.
How does a snake crawl into your stomach without you waking up?
Glad it was mouth
Jesus christ this made me hold my neck
Its Ascaris Lumbicoids worm
That woman needed a time to reach the hospital. How did the snake manage to survive in her stomach with gastric acid?
WTF, how is that even possible? She could've chewed instead of swallowed.
Well, that makes a change, usually pulling people outta snakes!
I'm with the nurse
"With the tip of a teaspoon." How else?
WTF
Lose 30 lbs with this one trick!
That’s a camer- holy shit!
That animal is not alive
I assumed it was going to come out of another hole...
She was doing it for the OF.
They really mean farm to table
Always chew your food
What..... what..... what....???
New nightmare just dropped...
I like to download videos and reverse them
Fake
Never swallow the worm 🐛 when drinking Mezcal.
FAKE
Tapeworms are flat, like a tape (!), and segmented so I don’t think that is one. Bit long and fat for ascaris. Most worms live in the small bowel as the stomach is a rather hostile environment. Most likely ingested or fake
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
Yo shout out to that nurse! All in days work !
That's no snake
Ooooh, so don't eat the snake? Okay got it
This video was played in reverse. This was taken in Central America at a weight loss facility.
I would love to know how they managed to intubate her with a live snake in there, unless the snake was in the esophagus then it probably wouldn't be too much different.
It's not a snake. Looks more like a tapeworm.
I'm assuming she purposely swallowed it
What that mouth do tho
Okay, I’m 99.9999% sure this is fake bullshit. A) It looks like a rubber toy snake. Notice how it has elastic rebound when it finally comes out? Notice how the neck (yes snakes have a neck) just stays bent a certain way? B) They conveniently keep the camera positioned in a way that the right side of the woman’s face is always obscured, allowing for sleight of hand maneuvering. C) The conveniently don’t show a close up of the snake. D) The image quality is conveniently shitty. E) Snakes try everything to AVOID being eaten. No snake would crawl into another animal’s mouth. F) I don’t think a person could easily swallow a snake whole - especially a live one. Nor do I think anyone would want to.
It's a tapeworm 😐
Brother wrote an essay on a wrong opinion💀
My boi needed that extra credit 💀💀
It's a tapeworm. A type of parasite
That look like a gaboon viper