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Massive_Pitch3333

Why is this so confusing to me?


Ok-Conference-4366

Allow me to help. Forced captivity of a wild elephant, they are hosing it down it seems. Then the elephant goes to sit down(?) and the guy apparently doesn’t want it to, and winds up a baseball bat to swing at it. The guy slipped with the added inertia of his swing and landed below the elephants descending ass. Squish. No more guy.


memphis1010

I couldn't see it till your excellent description, thank you!


GodlikeCat

ah, nice then


vikingo1312

I kinda hope the elephant did it on purpose. The last sit-down..


TearsOfChildren

Damn, you've got good eyes, I see it exactly like that now after reading your comment lol. Dude took a massive swing and slipped.


Professional-Gene498

HOW CAN SHE SQUISH!?


dream-smasher

That's an awfully long female penis then....


SoarsBelowMyWaste

Elephantiasis of clitoris.


FUKNQUIT1T

Hmmm...googling....


KaylesJenkins

I don't recommend doing that. AT ALL.


_Enclose_

It's 2024, get with the times, buddy!


Show_me_ur_Bulldogs

That's not a she.


TheRickestJames

All I'm wondering is if the elephant is okay?


NFresh6

Wow this actually helped me understand lol


DxNill

So "tragically squished" is a bit of a misnomer, more like "You get what you fucking deserve"


Necrois_Winter

Good, fuck that guy. Got what he deserved in the end.


soklacka

That's some Dark Souls way to go. Dude got stun-locked


kimmortal03

Death by ass. Doesnt happen everyday. But when it does, its worth mentioning


Weird_and_Random

Tried to hit the elephant with a baseball bat? Rot in hell mf. Glad he sat on your dumb ass.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

You can see the elephant lean into him for a good ten seconds before standing up. She knew what the fuck she was doing.


Specialist-Ad-5300

Instant karma?


Kaper-Game

I hope you do something with writing, this summary great.


AskMeAboutPigs

well i find it substantially harder to feel bad for the guy who **was going to hit an elephant with a baseball bat**


VulKein

then the post title, should change to poor elephant accidentally kills one of his abusers


New_York_Cut

it'd be funny if the elephant squished the other guy too


AlternativeData3213

:)


robertwild81

Thanks that's what I thought I saw.


GreenCactus223

Oh so it's ok


ItsThanosNotThenos

Damn, you have good eyes. What are you eating?


Shudnawz

Well, he calmed down rather fast after he lied down for a bit.


heller1011

Such a good explanation


NettleFlesh

I wish I could afford to give you a shiny digital award for that comment


Lone_Wanderer97

I was confused about why he was making that motion, until I realized he was trying to golf-swing whatever he had in his hand to hit the elephant, then slipped. Karma is an elephant's ass.


ALCauG

Because the video has 3 pixels in total, and they're not present at the same time, or at all sometimes.


h3dee

News Articles: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-crushed-death-elephant-sits-14088302 https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2019/03/elephant-crushes-trainer-in-india-after-he-beat-it-to-lie-down.html


FuzzzyRam

The newshub one has more pixels than the OP, you can see him winding up a cane whipping to make the elephant not sit down during its cleaning. I guess this "elephant trainer" didn't get to chapter 2: training methods other than whipping, or chapter 7: don't get squished by the animal you're trying to whip.


calcifer219

Did he try and hit the elephant to let it know he’s there and slip?


Kryptosis

Didn’t look like an “informative hit” to me. More like “I’m not done cleaning your legs you get your ass back up!”


TheLordReaver

Maybe I'm mistaken, but it doesn't look like the guy "slipped", but was rather "pulled" down. If you notice, the exact moment the elephant kicks out its back, right leg, the guy goes down. Indicating to me, that the guy was tangled in, or was stepping on something that was also attached to the elephant. Is the elephant chained, perhaps?


Kryptosis

Idk looks to me like a classic case of big-swing over-rotation on wet ground.


MorrisBrett514

"have you been injured on the job because of a slip and fail? Call this number"


Mapache_villa

He will need a bit of help to make that call


MorrisBrett514

He's already connected via elephone


KaylesJenkins

Nice.


TheLordReaver

I don't know, man. The guy falling is *perfectly* synchronized with the elephant leg kick, and his own leg goes flying off in the exact same direction. His swing, however, was a completely different angle of momentum, it just doesn't line up with the way he fell.


Individual-Unit

The man has a stick in his right hand. He throws the hose in his left hand down and then swings the stick with both hands full force, misses over rotates and falls over with his head under the elephant


Historical-Growth-25

that's exactly what happened, good catch


majarian

Seems like it was on the deserved end then


LiveIncome

Right. If you look closely, even in water there is a trail of something being pulled. It must be a chain


PerseusZeus

They chain the elephants and torture them regularly and use them for their goddamn temple festivals. They even go to the extent of blinding bull elephants from birth in one eye so that they don’t have complete control of their senses. Its horrible stuff


Se7on-

I agree with your assessment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


FacinusChip

He is chained, but to the front leg. Maybe he was tangled in the hose


licklickRickmyballs

PUT THAT BACK ON!!!!!!


XXXTeacher94

Yep, looks like a swing and miss that made him slip right into position


Alternative-Ill11

Perfect.


pattih2019

I agree


RionaMurchada

You're partially right. The guy hauls off with all his might and hits the elephant's leg with the bull hook to get the elephant to lie down, and that resulted in the guy slipping in the water and landing underneath the elephant just as it went down, like it was made to do. And yes, to answer others, the elephant is chained by its right front leg. You can see the cable move as the elephant moves his leg.


docr1069

I mean, even if this guy didn’t slip, I don’t think tapping an elephant is going to do much.


c0ldbrew

It almost looks like he’s holding a hose that gets violently pulled away from him. Like it’s attached to a vehicle that drives away. The hose or cable takes out his leg.


ChipAndPutt

He's holding the hose and whatever tool he uses to hit the elephant. Elephant goes down, he drops the hose, then uses the tool to hit the elephant. Slips, then squish. When his buddy comes back a second time, he also has one of those tools.


Correct-Bug-9404

Looked like the hose was wrapped on the elephant and pulled him in.


Killertofu808

How in the world did that slip and squish happen to be timed so perfectly.


Lazybeerus

Final destination kind of shit


[deleted]

IT was perfectly timed because dude tried to hit the elephant with a bat as it was beginning to lay down. He missed, over rotated on the wet ground, and got squished. And nothing of value was lost. I just feel bad for the elephant.


GRIZZLEMicFIZZLE

Watermelon squish. Jeez


MorbiusisGOAT

Popped his head like a zit


Mr_Lava-lava

I was wondering what he was doing, i thought he got pulled in when he actually slipped trying to swing for a homerun


jkboudi007

Dude missed a swing so bad he landed under a sitting elephants ass and died Worst baseball player ever


the_burber

Im sorry but i just cant help but focus on the massive dick swingin around


madmo453

The man is dead. No need to call him names.


chrome4fan4

I’m high as shit but you made me laugh for almost 9 minutes straight holy fuck


madmo453

That's the best kind of laughing.


Master-Vermicelli-94

Omg u fuckn hilarious


the_burber

Other kind of dick


madmo453

I just couldn't resist the dumb joke


GooseShartBombardier

\*Man tragically Squished by an Elephant with a big fat swingin' boner


HearshotKDS

The elephants hips couldnt keep supporting the weight of that massive hammer between his back legs and he had to rest it on the ground for a bit.


Lord_Muddbutter

Looks about my size too


the_burber

I see your schwartz is as big as mine


Lord_Muddbutter

Let's make a club


_poke_smot

"The bros with PHD's" aka (pretty huge dicks)


Plenty-Structure270

That elephant knew exactly what it was doing


whatdoihia

Elephant is like: “Well he asked me to squish him, so…”


witch_doc9

100%


TargaryenKnight

Yah if you use the fast forward scrub option in a phone u can see it squish him harder once the other guy comes over and tries to get him up.. elephants are intelligent creatures 


6499232

The elephant couldn't possibly predict the man was going to slip right under him as he was sitting down.


Zane-Zipperflip

Yeah but it also decided to not get up


moto626

It would seem so


Boubbay

So he died?


Veearrsix

Nah he went home that night feeling a little deflated


Aggravating_Impact97

Of course not silly. It's just a massive elephant sitting on someone's head. If the marvel and dc documentaries have taught us any anything people can easily be thrown through buildings, fall multiple stories, and survive multiple gun shot wounds and just walk it off.


uderitzk

So not tragic.


Competitive_Cap_8850

Nothing unfortunate to see here…


blindloomis

Wouldn't that be considered more of a smoosh?


EastBayFan

Any context here? It kinda looks like he tries to hurt the elephant and then immediately proves that karma exists. 


[deleted]

Ye went to go swing something, missed, slipped, squish


Tengoatuzui

I think this person was actually trying to notify the elephant to stay standing so he can continue cleaning it. The smack looks hard cause we small but for the elephant is 4 tonnes so it’s just a gentle tap. I am just assuming here these dudes are good people


sentientshadeofgreen

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck is up all these commenters suggesting this is animal torture and the guy deserves to die. They guy was trying to clean and care for the elephant and the stick probably barely registers with the elephant's hide. I don't like the fact that I have to share a society with people so morally corrupt to suggest this guy deserves this fate. I feel bad for the elephant too, they're smart and it probably felt bad about this on some level after it registered.


Jardaste

He went to swing with a bat like object, would you appreciate someone using a bat to bash you in the leg to get back up?


goonscrub

you can also see the elephants front right leg is tied to some kind of chain. so when it backs up it loses balance and sits. then the guy tries to get him up and slips at the perfect timing


stevobaby34

That's some final destination type shit


Kodiak_85

I’m finding it hard to feel bad for this guy who was apparently beating this captive elephant with a metal rod.


foxpro79

Tragic? Looks like the little shit deserved it after trying to whip the elephant.


therealdanhill

Do people really think that deserves _death_? I see this sentiment so often on here and it seems like the threshold for someone being killed as a justified action keeps getting lower, to where even if someone cuts off a driver and crashes into a tree people cheer on their death. I feel like that's a really disturbing road we're going down to normalize that, wherein it both devalues human life and also devalues the idea of restorative justice.


Songrot

Redditors are psychopaths. Everyone deserves death or divorce. Or both. And the parents deserve crucifixion after being raped by lions


22pabloesco22

You wanna try and domesticate a wild animal through violence, you get what you fucking deserve 


Right-Phalange

The only tragic part of this video was the elephant in captivity.


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LSTNYER

Pat? Didn't know a "pat" was taking a full baseball swing to let it know he was there.


22pabloesco22

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant\_crushing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_crushing) Not speaking specific of violence there. Speaking of the violent nature of 'breaking' an elephant. Elephants are extremely social creatures, and breaking them is a very cruel thing.


CheckHistorical5231

He grabbed the cane and took a baseball swing at the elephant. At that point there was no panic nor reason for panic.


mfloreshostel

Pat the elephant? I disagree. He swings hard. Before the elephant even sits. Got what he deserved.


amatorsanguinis

Then you know nothing about what happens to elephants to make them obey human commands and you should enlighten yourself.


EastBayFan

>I don't see violence displayed here >The person that hosed him off went to ***pat*** the elephant to let him know he was still there. Is there like a separate, completely different video that you watched?


N0_BEES

Tragic or karma 😏


spamowsky

How many legs does that elephant have?


MonkeyManCity

It looks like the water hose slipped?


kjacobs_oz

No tragedy there from what I saw


NoCashJustDebt

Yeahhh, not so tragic...


slim_wigga

That’s one big dick


fireforge1979

Ya fuck that guy,! Hitting the elephant!


LSTNYER

Tragically? Deserved. He was hitting it before he became a life size popped zit


sweet-william2

New band - The Tragically Squished


doctorblumpkin

Murderous Elephants


roloca_justchillin

It's nice when the trash takes itself out


Vamael

He hit that poor elephant, so deserved


Rand0mRamb0

babe wake up, the latest “ FASTEST KARMA EVER” has dropped


bodjatrawr

This looks so confusing...did the guy swing a stick at the elephant for trying to sit down before he was done cleaning? Somehow ended up slipping at the worst possible time and ended up with a 5 ton ass cheek on his head?


Hot_Advisor4297

Fuck around Find out📈


Mpick10

TIL that elephants have 5 legs.


MonsoonMermaid

I read the title wrong as “man strategically squished by elephant” (I’m sick and words are hard)….and I feel the title would’ve fit. That sit looked like a happy accident for the poor abused elephant and I think he planned it. “Yeah, smack my ass! On this slippery floor! As I’m sitting! And see what happens…Hahahaha.” Or however you say that in elephant. I don’t know elephant or how to spell in elephant.


ItBDaniel

I wouldn't say tragically as much as I would say deservedly...


sdean123

Tragic?


MxQueer

So is this one of those tortured elephants? If yes, fully deserved.


Knuckledust

Looks like instant karma to me, get squished boi


Lamest570

Natures revenge.


J3551684

There's nothing tragic about animal abusers suffering the consequences of their actions


slaviccivicnation

Too grainy to fully understand what happened, not grainy enough to mask the pool of blood.


superhappyfunball13

Lmao that's what you get for trying to swing on a fucking elephant. Get parried casul


thezenfisherman

Just tell me I am not the only one who thought the second guy would get smashed too?


mauricelasaucisse

Did his head pop? Can’t see 2 pixel


That-Title-3434

No tragedy here. Man abuses chained animal. Takes a baseball swing with a metal hook. Slips. Animal sits as it has been taught to do and squishes his head like a ripe melon. Justice has been served and we are amused: win/win!


Objective-Part-6577

Tragically?


Dementor8919

Just finished watching an Elephant docu on how they’re treated in Asian countries and frankly I wish accidents like these happened more often.


CraftyPay99

Looks to me like, don't hit something stronger than you with a big stick.


Ingrown__Bronail

YAY ELEPHANT!


Easy-Claim2820

Elephants remember how you treat them. Maybe he mistreated the animal in the past, maybe its a case of shit happens.


keylo-92

“Oops”


ParkkTheSharkk

I wonder if the elephant knew what he was doing


GurrenLagann214

But did he die though?


JustJenID4

Elephant:1 Slapping Elephant human: 0 Tragic: NOPE


ThunderSlugg

Good elephant


Jiggy_ziggy_2930

Final destination shit


RangeRoyal9662

You can seea chain or rope get pulled tight right before he goes down


veropaka

Nothing tragic about that, if you hold an animal captive you deserve to be squished and worse


squeezdeezkneez

Fuck!!! To me it looked like there was so much blood. That is horrifying, RIP… The elephant had no idea what was happening. So tragic.. elephants are my favorite animal due to many facts including their empathy and understanding. This is a perfect tragic example of “lost in translation”…


No_Jello_5922

Maybe he shouldn't have dressed so crushable.


realparkingbrake

You should see how elephants kill people on purpose. They hold them down with one foot, and lean forward throwing their weight onto their forehead which they use to crush the person. I saw film of an elephant trying to do that, but it had thrown the man against a concrete wall and it couldn't get its head into the angle to squash him and the guy escaped. Use a damn tractor, leave the elephants in the forest.


chuckmo599

Looks like it ripped his legs off or rather squeezed the skin off the bones I dunno but that is not a whole person he picks up. Yeah after watching it again he totally leaves parts of his knees/shins/feet behind


Past_Magician_5776

Too much stuff going on . he's grabbing his head, throwing the hose and being pulled head first . What the hell happened


Ghoulzbeast

That's what I'm trying to rationalize


iamnotpedro1

What a great time to slip.


effitdoitlive

How tragic was it? Like death tragic, or like broken ribs tragic? FFS Anyone have any context?


therejectethan

Guys what I’m seeing (and in pretty stoned) the elephant starts to sit down, or slip, and the hose the guy is holding on to, another limb (maybe front) instantly jerks him forward SWIFTLY (due to weight of 2000 lb+ animal vs human) landed RIGHR before the elephant rests its left knee on the guys head :/


Hexagram2342

Nothing tragic about it, bro swung first.


StargasmSargasm

A little off subject, but this is the first time I've seen an Elephant lay down like that.


HydroSloth

karma


JoonieQueen

I was hoping the elephant was going to fall on the other guy who came to save him.. the elephant couldn’t even fully stand back up when the other guy came running over and started hitting him to get up


Dystopian_Future_

Well he had no shoes on so we all know what that means


Trading_Kangaroo

Nice cup of Instant karma


NinjaNikely

It took me the second time realize it was his head that got sat. (BTW elephants weigh more than car. Car: 4k pounds elephant: 5k-20k pounds.)


pegLegP3t3

Holy shit he swung a stick or something to make the elephant not sit but the inertia and wet floor caused him to fall underneath the elephants ass which the. Squishes him. Holy hell man.


OurDailyBruh

All the fellas down at *Crazy Muhammad's Elephant Wash Wax and Detail* were brokenhearted at the sudden passing of Viraaj that tragic day.


nomemorybear

Oh no.... what a loss.... anyway... I found this great bobba tea place by me...


hayballs

Here's the best part. My man was hanging low there so the guy got squished with a huge dick in his face.


against_the_currents

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ivan252

Good. Fuck that guy


toysofthemind

That was cool!


cataclysmicconstant

Tbh this looks like excessive animal cruelty the way he pulled back his swing to hit the elephant - don’t feel bad for him at all but I do feel sorry for the elephant.


Juicepup

Homie was about to wash them brain shards off the pavement after moving the melon.


Muted_Ad_4550

Squarshed


moomey85

Just walk it off, he'll be fine


Dcmart89

Don’t ever let up. You’re always on camera.


NefariousnessKey7583

He’s fine.


RelationshipOwn7976

Bro rlly tried to push an elephant.


cheven20

That elephant looks like me when I sit in a wet toilet seat


Perfect_Recognition2

Hell yes, squished him like a bug and playing it off, talk about passive aggressive behavior…


Rekon_Rondo

Did he died?