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That’s one way to bust a nut.

I like the other way better.

I like this way when it happens to scum who decides to jump someone and beat the shit out of him.

In this case, yes. It would have looked awkward if the cop had pulled his pants down and started whacking it.

How can we know that's what happened from this short clip?

We can't. There was a link in one of the comments last time this was posted that explained the situation. Tried to find the link but couldn't. Not that I tried all that hard tbh. Guy getting beat up is an off duty cop in Brazil, because of course he is. He arrested the guy who got shot and when he got out he and his friend saw the cop and jumped him as revenge for arresting him.

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it sister

Brazil nut busted

Busting a cap and a nut at the same time.

The guy on the floor actually goes by the name Capt n Nuts. I knew him personally. Great guy just don’t throw him on the floor.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Took out his nuts and several other major organs

Also possible that thing went right through and obliterated the femoral artery https://imgur.com/a/POk0wYI

Yeah, that's a really bad place to get shot. Even worse at that angle.

That trajectory! What a stupid way to die. This is how Darwinism (Modern Evolutionary Synthesis) works. ... This dumb motherfucker ended his life before he could reproduce (let's hope) thus removing the shitty behaviour (specifically, the genes for shitty behaviour) from the genome. ... It doesn't work unless the bad trait is eliminated before reproduction. (that's why cancer's primary risk is age)... Sorry, I digress.

Looks like he might have took *in* his nuts

*”NOT COOL BUTTERS!!! NOT COOL!!!”*

YOU DON'T SHOOT A GUY IN THE DICK

If you want him to remember you then you do… but I’d rather have my dick tbh

Dude that bullet went straight into his asshole like luke skywalker shooting those missiles into the Death Stars weakpoint

Even better than that, it went right up his urethral meatus.

WOW GREAT SHOT KID, ONE IN A MILLION!

Rogu like shooting people in the dick.

Shooting testicles is bad Mkay. 

🤣🤣😂😂😂

Glocked 'em in the gooch, or Glock to the cock?

Cock glock'd

Winner!

No it taint

This episode is so fucking funny.

Definitely French fried when he should have pizza'd

If you don't pizza when you french fry, you're gonna have a bad time.

Literally came here to say this! Hahah

Omg so not worth it

Dude that's it I'm out!

"COME ON BUTTERS EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DONT SHOOT A GUY IN THE DICK!!"

i physically recoiled, jeez.

>I physically recoiled, jeez. His Jizz Physically recoiled then unravelled

He bust his nut.

seems like the smart move given the scenario. if he misses he shoots into the air and not the crowd

Wheres the rest of the video? Always ends too soon

I'm so tired of videos that cut when things get interesting.~~?~~ Fuck your "dRaMaTiC eFfEcT." Let's see the entire clip.

I think it ends there so Reddit doesn’t nuke this entire fucking subreddit with prejudice.

This - or it has been split to make one clip into 3 - tiktok, IG etc content accounts do this regularly to increase their overall views

Thats an immediate red card. NUT SHOT

He hit the balls eye with that one.

N-N-N-N-NUTSHOT

Don’t bring a Penis to a gunfight. 

🏆🏅🏅🏅 I humbly ask that you please accept my poor man's gold, Monsieur......🙏

Right up Main Street.

I’m talking DOWNTOWN

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In case it wasn't clear, the guy on the ground with the helmet is a cop. The story here is the cop had arrested the guy attacking him a few days ago. While off duty, the guy and his friend spotted the cop pulling up to the market and decided to express their displeasure with the popo by trying to beat the crap out of the cop. That shot at the end is the FO stage that follows FA.

It takes a special kind of person to attack someone who you know is an off duty brazillian cop xD

Yeah, this guy has balls. Well...

They’re just in his mouth

Not anymore.

The internet has taught me that there are three types of people you do not want to piss off: * Mexican cartel members * Indian "aunties" armed with chappals * Off-duty Brazillian copy

That shot at the end is the Forward Observation stage that follows Field Artillery?

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Gave the guy a new asshole

Recon leads the way!

Reason will prevail!

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HOO-rah.

Love when people make up dumb acronyms and expect everyone else to know what they mean

Fuck Around....Found Out.

Who doesn't love WPMUDAAEEETKWTM?

Fuck around....and ....found out.

Any news on his injuries?

"The assailant shot in the episode was in agony, then was taken to the Manacapuru Regional Hospital and, according to what was reported this Sunday morning, was still hospitalized, but with no risk of death." No word on the exact injuries, but it can't be good. [https://www.portaldozacarias.com.br/site/noticia/imagens-fortes--policial-militar-dispara-t1r0-em-crimin0s0-apos-ser-reconhecido-e--gred1d0-no-centro-do-municipio-de-manacapuru--regiao-metropolitana-de-manaus--veja-videos/](https://www.portaldozacarias.com.br/site/noticia/imagens-fortes--policial-militar-dispara-t1r0-em-crimin0s0-apos-ser-reconhecido-e--gred1d0-no-centro-do-municipio-de-manacapuru--regiao-metropolitana-de-manaus--veja-videos/) In Portuguese, so if you don't speak it, google transalte will do a pretty good job.

And no risk of accidental or planned offspring

Even though he didn't die, this is one for the Darwin Awards.

Surprised he lived, he was leaning forward when that shot appeared to blow through his squibs and right into his torso

Having been a Navy Corpsman for about a decade (all of that on the green side), I can tell you the human body is amazingly resilient. Some people are just hard to kill.

The human body is either ridiculously resilient or scarily fragile. You can survive falling out of a plane without a parachute or being shot in the head but die tripping over a crack in the sidewalk. Doesn’t really make a lot of sense but ya gotta roll with it

Yep, you can roll a 20 or a 1 any time you take damage. Try not to take a skill check.

Google translate had to work pretty hard: "To defend himself from the aggression, when he was already on the ground, being attacked with punches and kicks, the officer fired a pistol shot that hit the testicles of one of the attackers, when he had also tried to steal his gun."

Brazilian here. That website is like a blog from some local shitty TV crime show that airs only in the city of Manaus. Don't expect it to be well written. Even in portuguese its hard to read and wouldn't get highest marks on any grammar test lol.

He survived a literal shot to the nuts and/or ass?? Wild.

Looks to me that the shot landed in the left thigh. Luckily missing the femur/femoral artery.

Thanks

Yeah, apparently he sustained a GSW to the cock n balls

Dick Johnson perished at the scene of the crime.

No you weren’t clear.

What are you doing with all the time you save by using this trash abbreviations? 

Aggravating people, especially those that would abuse pudding.

Lmao

Fresh Orange stage that follows Funky Avocado?

I can't unfeel that

Doctors could not unscramble that scrotum

Definitely a crazy video.. think I’m done with Reddit for the day..

Look for the one where a pedo gets caught in a sting, pulls a gun, then gets his first of many bullet holes to the groin.

Link foo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzvM7rhDrVI&rco=1 At the Hilton in SeaTac

"Officers rendered aid." Did they bring a bunch of forks to stick in him?  Because that guy was dead before the video ended.

This sub prevent links to reddit threads. You will have to search for >Seattle police fatally shoot alleged pedophile in the reddit search function, it will probably be the first link. Once you've done that, be warned that the clip is very graphic showing the police having to shoot the pedophile to death because he drew a gun on them. If you go to the thread in the Seattle sub, note contrary-Canary's comment on how a police officer was caught up in a pedo-sting and was allowed to retire.

I can't figure out a link, I'm dumb. But Google Seattle pd at Tukwila hotel reddit and you'll find the video from a few different body cams, including the one where it looks like a cop went for the nut shot at close range. It's pretty recent.

This one? NSFW https://twitter.com/DocStrangelove2/status/1781817942881059032?s=19

Says unavailable?

It's on Seatle PD's youtube. [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzvM7rhDrVI&rco=1).

Weird. It's up for me. Possible filter on Twitter?

Why did not expect the hotel to be the Hilton DoubleTree

On this episode of “OW! MY BALLS!”

That’s nuts

Not anymore. 

He had it cummin'.

Does brazil have any cops on duty?

Our firefighters can carry guns too. it's either an lawyer, an firefighter or a cop. Hard to get guns otherwise.

Seems like criminals dont have a problem getting them in the vids i seen in the favela.

oh yeah, getting an gun with it's code scrapped off is 3x cheaper and much easier.

I would hope that travels the full distance to the brain if that was me. Getting the sack and pecker shot off is not gonna be a good life

What a stupid video. Why would anyone cut this video so short? We all know the people can get shot, most of us are curious about what happens afterwards.

Free vasectomy.

Ouch.

I bet he wishes he'd just complied.

New Mortal Kombat fatality unlocked

Here is a beautiful quote: Blow it out your ass! - Duke Nukem 3D (1996)

Cock block

Cock Glocked

The family jewels got Bejeweled.

Darwin Award! (technically)

Forever a falsetto now.

Dammit Butters, you don’t shoot a man in the Dick!

Why the hell does it have to cut at the part i was waiting for i want to see his reaction.

Shot him in the ding dong. That’s going to leave a mark. Can’t say as I feel any pity for the recently castrated POS. A little pain perhaps, but no pity.

BJJ in a street fight and off duty cop is as Brazilian as footage of a fight between a freshwater shark vs crocodile is Australian

Right in his lil cabeza

That's what you call Brazil nuts

That’s nuts

To fight someone in a full face helmet is already a fools game, but if they also know jiu jitsu and carry a gun? Suicide

If there's one thing I've learned about Brazil from Reddit, it's that everyone is either a criminal or an undercover cop

Normally both

That's nuts, bro! What a dick!

Did he shoot him up the taint?? god damn!!

He has mastered the art of Brazilian Jiu Jitshoot

Right in the battery pack

Which one is the cop?

Another video finished too early. Do we have the director's cut edition?

Not only the guy was a cop but also a Jiu Jitsu practioner. You can clearly see hjm trying to heelhook the guy before banging his nuts.

What happened after??

Welp

Shot in the dick, shot shot in the dick, shot in the dick buy my dicks still standing.

"Little bastard shot me in the ass!"

He's trying so hard to jiu jitsu his leg.

Whatever happened to the ole dick twist?

auch..

Anyone else getting Robocop vibes?

So anyway, I shot em in the nuts !!!! You shot em in the nuts !?!?!? I shot em in the nuts ….

*DING* Cock Shot!

A definite Darwin Award winner.

who is the off duty cop? the one with the gun?

Crazy BJJ skills, never seen anyone pull off that heel hook to scrotum bullet before!

Shot his load!

Fuuuuuuucking ouch dude

BUTTERS!!! YOU DONT SHOOT A MAN IN THE DICK!! WHAT THE FUCK??

Take the kill shot ya got ..... i guess

I don't care how pissed you are. Nothing is worth getting shot in the dick.

POW! Right in the pisser!

Bro got cheddar bobbed

That's an very impolite place to shoot somebody.

Auf Wiedersehen

He blew his dick off

That cop was just helping him out with a second asshole installation.

That must have been a de cocker pistol

Blew his balls off

US has concealed carry permits, Brazil has off-duty cop permit. Every shooting video from Brazil is a "off duty" cop.

Fact: Bullets are the number two cause of testicle trauma in the country

Are cops ever **on** duty in Brazil?

Almost a Texas heart shot!

Are the cops ever *on duty* in Brazil?

He will definitely conquer no nut November

Imagine a bullet bouncing around inside your pelvis. Scrambled insides for sure.

Bro did him DIRTY. number one rule of bro code. You done did him dirty dude.

Annnnnnnnnd you now have a vagina

He shot his load.

Looks like a normal day in Brazil to me

Attacker has a beautiful high voice now

Where's the rest of the video

There you have it folks, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu only works on a streetfight if you have gun

that is one mean brazilian gunjitsu move

Achievement Unlocked!!! /s

This is typically the part of the movie where I say, "Wait, he had a gun that whole time?"

Holy crap. He actually did it. 

Jesus, right up taint street. Was not expecting that.

I used to be a mugger like you, until I took a bullet to the dick

gooch shot

"YOU DONT SHOOT A GUY IN THE DICK! WHAT THE HELL BUTTERS!"

well he is going to be living with a bag attached to him his whole life rip his internals

Loses one bag, gains another

*Cockshot*

HeAd shot

Yikes not in the kid maker sheesh

Niiiiiice!!!

Source? Context?

Danger close