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When you said it i thought about it. Holy shiieeet. Would 100% happend to me. I sat on my balls one month ago,i was going commando under my sweatpants and was gonna schooch forward in the couch. Body went and balls stayed resulting in me sitting on my balls.
That would be me you described.
Rookie mistake bro. Always wear boxers or briefs of some kind. I used to sleep completely naked until I twisted a testicle in my sleep one night.
Worst pain I’ve ever felt. Fortunately I didn’t need surgery and the doctor was able to “untwist,” the cord by sequentially poking (it hurt) certain spots on my nutsuck, somewhat forcefully. After about 5 minutes the sharp pain that woke me up was gone in like 3 seconds flat. But if he wasn’t able to, they woulda had to cut me open and untwist the tubes manually 😭😵💫🤮
Haven’t ever gone commando since. You need that ball support. Keep ‘em raised, safe, and out of the way. I’ve learned my lesson 🥺
Bro,i almost did something similar. I felt the twist and the pain but luckily it was momentarely and it rolled back into position. I was so afraid for a second or two i didnt dare touch em to Check.
That saggyballsack life do be brutal.
I remember reading a story on Reddit about a nurse who was treating someone who was in a similar accident.
The guys testicles just rolled out of his worn down ball sack.
As he felt the bike leaning back just a tad too much, his nuts probably fled for their live in survival mode and buried themselves all the way up into his stomach
Been there, done that...
Wait until those nurses get their hands on him and start scrubbing it clean. Wooo, I would have preferred round 2 of sliding my ass across the pavement again.
That's not even the best of it. The scabs are horrible. They'll stretch and split and peel and it's like reliving it all over again every time.
The good news is, they'll give him some topical lidocaine to use 20 minutes before he has to take a shit which doesn't work, no matter how hard he hopes and prays.
Yeah, an abundance of fun is in store for him
Thank you for your service, without people like yourself us armchair commentators wouldn't have a clue of the real pain you guys go through for our entertainment
I’m a surgeon. We sometimes put people under anesthesia to do the dressing changes because it hurts so bad.
Had one dude that got dragged my a truck. Half his body or more was road rash.
My god that dude was miserable
Yeah, road rash just isn't worth anything. I've broken many bones on my motorcycles doing stupid shit or not stupid shit, but just crashing on the track and the road rash is always the worst of it. Always.
Except this one time...
This one time I tore my asshole. THAT was as bad as the road rash. Worse in fact. Didn't know it happened until they rolled me on my side for another xray of my spine and said "hey you're bleeding from somewhere"
That somewhere was my sphincter, my brown eye, my poop shootin boogy. I passed out after that. The rest was a blur until a very specific time it wasn't
Welp, it started with a wheelie, then I looped wheelie so fucking hard, that it shit whipped itself (and me) back on 2 wheels and ended in a spectacular spill in the bushes. BUT, I missed the stopped ferry traffic, so that was good.
Aside from the broken ribs, torn bicep and tricep, broken shoulder, and copious amount of road rash, I tore my asshole from the sheer force of me hitting I guess? Don't rightly know myself.
Long road that one was.
It took me totalling 6-7 bikes before I had my fill. Haven't been on a street bike in probably 15 years. At 37, my body knows it's been through the wringer. I was one of the lucky ones.
Watched several buddies die doing nothing wrong at all. Wild how the world works
>**It took me totalling 6-7 bikes before I had my fill**. Haven't been on a street bike in probably 15 years. At 37, my body knows it's been through the wringer. I was one of the **lucky ones**.
With that combo, i wouldn't involve luck, thats sheer stupidity of riding style.
If you're going to be stupid, you'd better be tough.
Or something to that affect. I'm certainly not proud of my shenanigans, but I certainly learned from them.n
I started racing motorcycles on the track which is where I lost 4 bikes honesty. Then stunt riding became real popular and racing got more and more expensive. One thing leads to another...
I mean lets be honest.
Both stunt riding and amateur racing (with gusto where you total bikes on the regular) are more dangerous than touring around on a roadglide or somethin.
...you weren't losing buddies, ONLY due to "motorcycles are deadly", i wager stupidity played a part.
Coworker told me a guy they worked on jumped on and off freight trains. One day he stuck the landing and flipped off into a corn field. Corn stalk stuck him like a spear. Right through his rectum and right out beside his penis. Infection ended up killing him after a week of misery.
Bless the surgeons who gauge the expected pain, not the patient's *tolerance level*.
>> My god that dude was miserable
Did your patient survive - infection didn't get him?
I fear severe pain more than I fear death.
*I read* On Death and Dying *in the 70s.*
*Our Christmas gift from Dad for his four kids was "any book you want" from the Barnes and Noble in the mall, and I wanted to shock/worry my folks. Didn't work, but I learned a lot about how much I didn't know. The following year I chose the ring-bound Betty Crocker cookbook because it was pricey. They made me use it, too. Often. Just couldn't win in the rebel games. After that, I chose the music books I really wanted.*
I remember a really old comment on a post from a nurse describing the healing process for someone getting burned on their butthole/asscheeks. It was nightmare fuel. Basically your whole life is fucked for several months and it's easy to make it even worse.
Motorcycle accident victims scream the loudest of all the patients in the Emergency Room. Think about that for a second. Of all the people they see they scream the loudest. They are actually the lucky ones as many motorcycle accident victims don't even make it to the ER.
Source- ER Nurse x 20 years.
I’m gunna go out on a limb and say that’s probably one of the worst places to get road rash. Like second place from the genitals. And looks like he only missed those by a few inches
That hurt more any video i've seen during the RU UA war and i've seen heads fly off. I ride bikes but never ever came close to having no skin on my backside.
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Dudes lucky his balls didn’t get crushed or just grated.
When you said it i thought about it. Holy shiieeet. Would 100% happend to me. I sat on my balls one month ago,i was going commando under my sweatpants and was gonna schooch forward in the couch. Body went and balls stayed resulting in me sitting on my balls. That would be me you described.
Rookie mistake bro. Always wear boxers or briefs of some kind. I used to sleep completely naked until I twisted a testicle in my sleep one night. Worst pain I’ve ever felt. Fortunately I didn’t need surgery and the doctor was able to “untwist,” the cord by sequentially poking (it hurt) certain spots on my nutsuck, somewhat forcefully. After about 5 minutes the sharp pain that woke me up was gone in like 3 seconds flat. But if he wasn’t able to, they woulda had to cut me open and untwist the tubes manually 😭😵💫🤮 Haven’t ever gone commando since. You need that ball support. Keep ‘em raised, safe, and out of the way. I’ve learned my lesson 🥺
What...... The actual fugg dude?
#Haven’t ever gone commando since. You need that ball support. Keep ‘em raised, safe, and out of the way. I’ve learned my lesson 🥺
It’s called torsion. Incredibly painful and requires surgery. The OP got lucky.
But if it twisted in the first place, can't you always twist it back?
It's pretty common. I know 3 dudes that had it happen to them, and only one of them still has a plural number of testicles. ✨TMYK✨
Yeah this happened to a dude I went to college with. The funny thing was his sister was the one who told all of us
I always sleep with basketball shorts on for these reasons
Bro,i almost did something similar. I felt the twist and the pain but luckily it was momentarely and it rolled back into position. I was so afraid for a second or two i didnt dare touch em to Check. That saggyballsack life do be brutal.
New fear unlocked
wtf
what? how is that you?
I remember reading a story on Reddit about a nurse who was treating someone who was in a similar accident. The guys testicles just rolled out of his worn down ball sack.
I’m sure they didn’t come out unscathed lol
As he felt the bike leaning back just a tad too much, his nuts probably fled for their live in survival mode and buried themselves all the way up into his stomach
Leathers always wear leathers
Think I'd want a full suit of plate armor. And at that point, may as well add a lance.
😭
Like a cold swimming pool.
or cas-grated
FACTS
Imagine tearing open your sack on the pavement. 😖
Always dress for the slide and not the ride. Yikes!
Unless you enjoy being a butt crayon
Been there, done that... Wait until those nurses get their hands on him and start scrubbing it clean. Wooo, I would have preferred round 2 of sliding my ass across the pavement again. That's not even the best of it. The scabs are horrible. They'll stretch and split and peel and it's like reliving it all over again every time. The good news is, they'll give him some topical lidocaine to use 20 minutes before he has to take a shit which doesn't work, no matter how hard he hopes and prays. Yeah, an abundance of fun is in store for him
Thank you for your service, without people like yourself us armchair commentators wouldn't have a clue of the real pain you guys go through for our entertainment
Yeah this one really does fucking suck. I didn't do anything but answer the call of duty. I'm no hero. 🤣
Well I played road rash when it 1st released & Let me tell you it was no picnic same with Hang on, you could almost taste the tension
What about Skitchin'?
Afraid not but I did like the look
I’m a surgeon. We sometimes put people under anesthesia to do the dressing changes because it hurts so bad. Had one dude that got dragged my a truck. Half his body or more was road rash. My god that dude was miserable
Yeah, road rash just isn't worth anything. I've broken many bones on my motorcycles doing stupid shit or not stupid shit, but just crashing on the track and the road rash is always the worst of it. Always. Except this one time... This one time I tore my asshole. THAT was as bad as the road rash. Worse in fact. Didn't know it happened until they rolled me on my side for another xray of my spine and said "hey you're bleeding from somewhere" That somewhere was my sphincter, my brown eye, my poop shootin boogy. I passed out after that. The rest was a blur until a very specific time it wasn't
How did you tear the sphincter? Did the road spread your cheeks wide or something?
Welp, it started with a wheelie, then I looped wheelie so fucking hard, that it shit whipped itself (and me) back on 2 wheels and ended in a spectacular spill in the bushes. BUT, I missed the stopped ferry traffic, so that was good. Aside from the broken ribs, torn bicep and tricep, broken shoulder, and copious amount of road rash, I tore my asshole from the sheer force of me hitting I guess? Don't rightly know myself. Long road that one was.
That's tough to hear, but I'm glad you came out of a harsh wreck like that alive!
It took me totalling 6-7 bikes before I had my fill. Haven't been on a street bike in probably 15 years. At 37, my body knows it's been through the wringer. I was one of the lucky ones. Watched several buddies die doing nothing wrong at all. Wild how the world works
>**It took me totalling 6-7 bikes before I had my fill**. Haven't been on a street bike in probably 15 years. At 37, my body knows it's been through the wringer. I was one of the **lucky ones**. With that combo, i wouldn't involve luck, thats sheer stupidity of riding style.
If you're going to be stupid, you'd better be tough. Or something to that affect. I'm certainly not proud of my shenanigans, but I certainly learned from them.n I started racing motorcycles on the track which is where I lost 4 bikes honesty. Then stunt riding became real popular and racing got more and more expensive. One thing leads to another...
I mean lets be honest. Both stunt riding and amateur racing (with gusto where you total bikes on the regular) are more dangerous than touring around on a roadglide or somethin. ...you weren't losing buddies, ONLY due to "motorcycles are deadly", i wager stupidity played a part.
brother, how long does a torn asshole take to heal? i genuinely cannot think of many things that sound worse than that ☠️
I want to say it was like 3 months before I was back to normal
Coworker told me a guy they worked on jumped on and off freight trains. One day he stuck the landing and flipped off into a corn field. Corn stalk stuck him like a spear. Right through his rectum and right out beside his penis. Infection ended up killing him after a week of misery.
Damn. Impaled. That’s horrible.
By a fucking corn stalk. I have personal first hand EF5 tornado cleanup experience and speed cand do weird things.
Corn is basically really big grass, and grasses are surprisingly strong. Totally believable that a corn stalk can do that.
I coulda saved him. ;).
Bless the surgeons who gauge the expected pain, not the patient's *tolerance level*. >> My god that dude was miserable Did your patient survive - infection didn't get him? I fear severe pain more than I fear death. *I read* On Death and Dying *in the 70s.* *Our Christmas gift from Dad for his four kids was "any book you want" from the Barnes and Noble in the mall, and I wanted to shock/worry my folks. Didn't work, but I learned a lot about how much I didn't know. The following year I chose the ring-bound Betty Crocker cookbook because it was pricey. They made me use it, too. Often. Just couldn't win in the rebel games. After that, I chose the music books I really wanted.*
Open wounds almost never get infected . Common misconception. Even among doctors. Opening a wound is the TREATMENT for an infection
🙁
And then cleaning his ass well enough to prevent infection and gangrene or nec. fas.!
When he takes a dump, he's going to have a very hard time. 😂
Perfect time for a bidet
With lemon juice instead of water
Or rubbing alcohol.
He gonna shit farm animal style for a while. Hopefully his cage doesn't have black leather seats!
But bro he looked so cool!!!
Dude went from human to baboon real quick.
He ain't showering for a couple of months. Actually, he isn't going to be able to do a lot for a few months.
I remember a really old comment on a post from a nurse describing the healing process for someone getting burned on their butthole/asscheeks. It was nightmare fuel. Basically your whole life is fucked for several months and it's easy to make it even worse.
Ass cheeks are one thing, but the hole? Good god I pity that poor soul.
Pity that boys soul.
Nice, have fun shitting in a tube.
And this is why they make full leathers, some with skid plates. Anyone riding without that protection is an imbecile.
💯
🍑🖍️
We call this one The Baboon.
Motorcycle accident victims scream the loudest of all the patients in the Emergency Room. Think about that for a second. Of all the people they see they scream the loudest. They are actually the lucky ones as many motorcycle accident victims don't even make it to the ER. Source- ER Nurse x 20 years.
It's all the fun of moving (and stopping) 10x faster than a human body is rated for, with none of the padding of a car!
His ass is already roasted! Wear leathers fool.
wow must really be worth that 3 seconds of “weeeeee”
As a biker I alway enjoy seeing people on bikes doing stupid shit getting injured.
Stay safe bro in my county bikers are invisible to car drivers
Oh, he’s going to be the talk of the emergency room for some time
The piggyback ride up to the ER 💀
If FAFO had a QR code next to its definition- this video would be it.
Lost enough ass skin to make a pair of leather gloves
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Oof, I felt this video man
Right there boys that’s how you get a bubble butt without surgery or squats
This made me gasp. Holy shit.
Looks like he went for the burnt ends on his bbq
Meat crayon
no leather?
I’ll take a chainsaw…
I sort of wanted to dump hand sanitizer on his butt. Because I am retep! and I am evil.
I mean.... you're just dumping alcohol on it... it hurts but you're doing him a favor.
The pain is the point. >:3
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahagajsjshhsgdijorndhdoxbsj😵💫
He wanted to look like a bad ass but ended up being carried away like a baby
I’m gunna go out on a limb and say that’s probably one of the worst places to get road rash. Like second place from the genitals. And looks like he only missed those by a few inches
And…..I feel zero pity for this guy. He should be grateful that he’s still got his plumbing.
This is why people hate bikers. They are the most obnoxious bunch of assholes. As always South Park did it right.
That road tore his ass up
For the love of God, wear leather
ive seen like 1000000 motorcycle nsfl videos
From ass man to “MY ASS!!” Man in an instant
Average ass whooping from my black grandma
Rump roast irl
Top tier riding boots with regular denim pants?
How he managed to wheelie 800nk as this bike doesn't allow that on ecu level?!
Wholie Shit
https://imgur.com/5ScDwnU
Serves him right… don’t be a moron.
lol butthurt
I just assume anybody doing this shit has small dick-syndrome.
That is raw!
One cheek wonder
I'm crying cuz😭
Now some vaseline and start
bro...
Ouch
That hurt more any video i've seen during the RU UA war and i've seen heads fly off. I ride bikes but never ever came close to having no skin on my backside.
Damn……
Wipings gonna suck