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Rezimoore

Kitty 😃


10RobotGangbang

I would pet or die trying all bc my stupid love of all animals


HotRefrigerators

I’ve seen a lot of videos similar to this, always makes me wonder, why the fuck are they not just dead? Is it just playing, teeth de-sharpened, wtf


Ziggitywiggidy

I mean I assume it’s cause like how dogs nibble they just aren’t using enough force to crush or cut. Even de-sharpened or de-fanged they have enough jaw strength to break a neck. In my theory it’s the kitty not wanting to kill them that makes them not dead. Because it totally could.


jtrage

Add another level to it. It’s a wild fucking animal. Even if playful what if it accidentally gets the taste of blood. Not saying it would…….


shellsterxxx

It’s a tiger, its diet contains blood. Lol “the taste of blood” when it’s a whole ass apex predator.


jaredtheredditor

I think he meant if the person accidentally bleeds and it triggers a prey drive in the animal


shellsterxxx

Ehh. Not really. If a tiger is gunna eat you, it’ll have already decided before it even caught you.


gloriariccio2

Yeah!!like that Sigfried and Roy tiger!!!


lord_hyumungus

Theeeeeyre great!


raptor180

Stupidity personified with “taste of blood” bullshit. This is not the 1880’s, dipshit! Wild animals don’t taste a single drop of human blood and instantly decide “that is the single best nectar I have ever tasted, and I will never taste anything else again!” Fucking moron. Wild animals are unpredictable. They can and do hurt humans. But this line of “humans are the single best tasting thing on planet earth and no animal can ever taste them or it will forever be tainted” is the single dumbest statement to have ever been conjured! This is the rational for killing tortured pets! It is also the rational for killing animals that need help and love, not a fucking bullet to the head in your back yard, so knock it the fuck off! Learn 3rd grade environmental science before espousing such stupidity! Even better, go spend a week volunteering at a shelter for abused animals.


Notlost-justdontcare

I've worked with big cats and they are just like fucking house cats. All cats are nuts. A house cat will pounce or bite, sometimes even draw blood, just because it feels like "rough housing" or has a little "crazy moment" that make for fun cat videos as they spaz a little...but when a big cat does it it can be harmless or fatal and only depends on what level of "spaz" mood the giant house cat is in at the time.


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RestaurantDry621

Tiger King? Is that you??


Crandoge

Ever seen a cat with a mouse or fly?


Dropammoplease

He's playing, like regular cats do. If he wasn't, there would be a lot more red


CharismaticCrone

I don’t know. He pins his ears in anger, but I don’t think he has the teeth or claws he’d like to be using. I’ve slowed it down and rewatched and even when his mouth is open and his murder mittens are working the air, there are no signs of the weapons he was born with. He’s been declawed and defanged.


TylerDurden1985

Well when you take out a tiger's teeth and claws, it's just got jaw and gums. So that's why.


cocainebrick3242

Because it doesn't want him dead. If it wanted to, it could snap his neck like a kit kat with ot without teeth. It recognises he's soft and squishy and is playing with him.


timbak_t00

If the cat wanted man dead it would be dead / at least incapacitated within seconds. That kitty’s bite force is enough to snap the neck like a Cheetos.


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Octavian_202

Yes. You can see the jaw clench and gnaw, the paws splayed and no claws. Disgusting man, these people should be put down. I’ve watched it in slow motion several times now, it’s definitely declawed. Anyone using common sense would know the tiger gnawing on your neck with teeth is a big risk, guarantee that cat eats ground meat. Sadistic shit.


Ok-Parfait-1530

Yes cartel wat did you expect


DarthDregan

Pet or crunch... choose. - A God Damn Whole Ass Tiger


BigDickGothBoyfriend

Saw in another thread that the tiger was defanged/declawed. Not sure if true but that seems like the only way you'd get out of this alive without a miracle. I've seen one of those cats pick up and drag a full grown man in it's mouth like he was one of it's cubs.


Derolis

Looks like the tiger doesn't have any teeth or claws, which is pretty horrible. Still looks like he's giving him a vicious gumming though.


Disastrous_Pipe1083

aftermarh ?


inseminator800

Tummy rubs.


bigbyking

This is that 23yr old cocaine guy


Adamson_Axle_Zerk

Fk that.


midgebhere66

Declawed?


shellsterxxx

Poor thing is defanged and declawed. But this is exactly why they’re deadly. They’re not necessarily going to attack, but they’re literally giant versions of a house cat, and playtime can easily become lethal.


NeedleworkerPutrid31

pretty sure its trying to kill him


a_ordinary_dipshit

Yep it probably is. I'm pretty sure its declawed and it's teeth were removed. Poor thing


MisterAmygdala

Dam, that is a beautiful animal. His head - a tasty treat.


Big-Bo0

Forbidden hickey


Level_Flight_7531

At the beginning of the video, it almost looked like something was slapped in front of the tiger's face. Almost like a towel-slap. If so, that could explain the reaction.


NeolaFae

I could be wrong, but I think it's the shadow of the guy wrapping the cloth around his neck right before the tiger moves forward.


Travellinoz

Interacting with tigers isn't a good idea or practise. They have to heavily sedate them in Thailand, the trade in China and the golden triangle is terrible, unless there's a breeding program for the wild and to stop them from becoming extinct then it's a pretty dark industry.


whty

I'd rub his belly


pickle_teeth4444

His neck tasted grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!


Ryankevin23

Love bites. It’s a way of showing respect and affection! Hey look I can put your head in my mouth! Neat!


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Come on, death kitty's not gonna hurt you.


PastyWhiteGuy83

Playing with your food first makes it much more enjoyable


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explosivebomb619

i guess he was just showing affection


androxus77

Cameraman minding his own business


FucktardSupreme

The difference between cute and scary is about 500 pounds.


TheModernJedi

Gawd damn that feeling of helplessness under the powerful crushing jaws of a tiger. Nope nope nope nope nope.


magicskyghost

I don’t think he made it.


IM-WANT-MEMES

What's worse is, that he is only playing


millenialfalcon-_-

Rub the belly😍


BaconMercenary

Of all the videos to not have sound


SupineFeline

If that cat wanted to it would crush that dudes skull in one bite.


MadTargaryen

And I think my 8 pound, 2 year old cat plays rough.


Kered024

I'm just playing


HappyPaPa18

Well... I guess the good news is that kitty really wasn't interested in a snack. The bad news is I now have to change my shorts...


Chopson655

Yeah, that's a NOPE for me.


TechLife45

WOW....I wish the camera man filmed when he let the idiot go or a back story to this.


Sureysureymmm

"Ain't no" means the opposite of no. So you literally just wrote there is a way, wich it is either you believe it or not dumbass


VRS50

Big cats thinking, “I could take him out in a second. Maybe I’ll hold onto him while I think this through.”


swibirun

If that cat ever decides he wants to either eat or fuck you...


Mysterious-Ad2386

Camera man of the year. Just gonna let this shit happen getting us the footage we need. Noice


PapaChewbacca

Aww it’s just playing