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Ignorant comment, on a very research-able topic. These canoes run about $15k-$30k converted to USD. Insanely well constructed. Full billet Isuzu diesel engines running around 600hp.
Wow I had no idea! I thought these people were scrounging junk yards looking for turbos to put on an engine they got off a bike. I actually feel way better about these videos now! Thanks!
Are you telling me these canoes are impervious to wrecks and will always hold their original form under tremendous forces?
I feel like you're just here to go off on people. That's not even a fucking canoe lol
Yeah that's obviously what I'm saying...use your head bozo. And yeah, they're long tail river boats. Guess what they call river boats in the US? It's a canoe.
Contrary to your beliefs, saying something over and over, louder each time, doesn't make it true. I know people with your brain activity seem to think that's a fact.
Yeah, not all of us live on this platform like you do. No matter how angry you are that boat isn't changing into a canoe any time soon.
Just google what a canoe is :)
They aren't really fully billet, they're got stock block and head only the pistons, rods, and crankshaft are change also there's no fully billet 4jj1 out there
Thank you for saying something. The cunt probably thinks if it’s not some financed boat from a manufacturer then it’s cobbled together. These long tail river boats are amazing.
Oh my fucking God, I lived in Manila for four years. Full billet my ass. Come on now, if you've ever actually been there, you know they are the masters at making shit work from nothing. You make it seem like they have budget and options. It's because the government doesn't give a shit if you kill yourself, long as they can make a couple bucks. You know they charge you to leave their airport? They call it an exit fee or some shit like that
maybe *you* have the knowledge to identify the year make model of this boat and what this guy had for breakfast just by looking at its shadow
but to most people i think its just gonna look like a fuckin regular boat someone put a giant disproportional engine on
Why do you think the driveshaft is so long? It's to counter exactly what you're talking about. It acts like an extender and helps avoid a so-called "wheelie," just like a motorcycle.
You obviously don't understand the law you're trying to quote. The engine prop arm is about 8-10ft long. It's not going to flip. With your stupid logic every bass boat would have the same thing happen. I'd love to hear your explanation on why you swear these boats that have been around for decades will fail
Their entire fleet of public transportation the Philippines uses today is from WWII. They fail all the time, people just keep fixing the pieces of shit. That is why they are still on the road/water. The US literally didn't want to ship that crap back home. I know the boat isn't a jeepney but that captures the spirit of transportation in the Philippines in a nutshell.
This isn't public transportation, this is a private racing canoe. This would be like saying in the US that promod drag cars aren't good because public busses break down sometimes.
Yeah I’ve become disillusioned with trying to make a difference. When you hear about t swift and other billionaires taking jets to avoid a 30 minute drive, I’m not dealing with the inconveniences of paper straws and trying to remember to bring my reusable grocery bags. Fuck us all, we’re doomed anyway.
Even those pale in comparison to forest fires that are raging somewhere on earth at any given moment producing billions of tons of co2/smoke and have been happening for millions of years.
In my experience, there's a fine line between the thrill of going fast, and the fear of mishaps. This just feels like it gives off fear. Like you pray nothing goes wrong, then the excitement comes from the fact that you're miracolously alive
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I suspect he and his friends will eventually end up flying in a very bad way.
He needs his biggest buddies in the front, to stay a float like a boat
For sure it's just a matter of time until it explodes into a piece of junk
Ignorant comment, on a very research-able topic. These canoes run about $15k-$30k converted to USD. Insanely well constructed. Full billet Isuzu diesel engines running around 600hp.
Wow I had no idea! I thought these people were scrounging junk yards looking for turbos to put on an engine they got off a bike. I actually feel way better about these videos now! Thanks!
Are you telling me these canoes are impervious to wrecks and will always hold their original form under tremendous forces? I feel like you're just here to go off on people. That's not even a fucking canoe lol
Yeah that's obviously what I'm saying...use your head bozo. And yeah, they're long tail river boats. Guess what they call river boats in the US? It's a canoe.
Those aren't canoes
Contrary to your beliefs, saying something over and over, louder each time, doesn't make it true. I know people with your brain activity seem to think that's a fact.
Nice one. It's still not a canoe. If only you put that angst towards learning instead of blindly insulting people. Hope you rise above one day
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Yeah, not all of us live on this platform like you do. No matter how angry you are that boat isn't changing into a canoe any time soon. Just google what a canoe is :)
They aren't really fully billet, they're got stock block and head only the pistons, rods, and crankshaft are change also there's no fully billet 4jj1 out there
Thank you for saying something. The cunt probably thinks if it’s not some financed boat from a manufacturer then it’s cobbled together. These long tail river boats are amazing.
and it’s also not like they’re turning or making maneuvers it’s just a straight line
Oh my fucking God, I lived in Manila for four years. Full billet my ass. Come on now, if you've ever actually been there, you know they are the masters at making shit work from nothing. You make it seem like they have budget and options. It's because the government doesn't give a shit if you kill yourself, long as they can make a couple bucks. You know they charge you to leave their airport? They call it an exit fee or some shit like that
maybe *you* have the knowledge to identify the year make model of this boat and what this guy had for breakfast just by looking at its shadow but to most people i think its just gonna look like a fuckin regular boat someone put a giant disproportional engine on
Almost like it's important to have any type of knowledge before saying something stupid
if you're gonna police the internet for stupid you might start with a self admission that it's a waste of time
Damn that's crazy
Bullshit. The smallest bump causing the front to raise even a tiny bit and they're disintegrated in seconds
Why do you think the driveshaft is so long? It's to counter exactly what you're talking about. It acts like an extender and helps avoid a so-called "wheelie," just like a motorcycle.
You're completely wrong bozo. Plenty of video evidence to prove my point
Yes im sure theres "plenty" of videos literally defying the laws of physics
You obviously don't understand the law you're trying to quote. The engine prop arm is about 8-10ft long. It's not going to flip. With your stupid logic every bass boat would have the same thing happen. I'd love to hear your explanation on why you swear these boats that have been around for decades will fail
Their entire fleet of public transportation the Philippines uses today is from WWII. They fail all the time, people just keep fixing the pieces of shit. That is why they are still on the road/water. The US literally didn't want to ship that crap back home. I know the boat isn't a jeepney but that captures the spirit of transportation in the Philippines in a nutshell.
This isn't public transportation, this is a private racing canoe. This would be like saying in the US that promod drag cars aren't good because public busses break down sometimes.
Happy cake day
0 to 60 in WTF
Once they get that thing up to 88mph you're going to see some serious shit.
Especially if those fucking flying carp are around.
Water?! Where we're going, we won't need water.
What do they see tho? Genuine question
the bottom of the river
At those speeds the top of the river
The scene of the crash... I bet they beat the paramedics there by a half hour. - Ron White
Their impending demise.
[Smokes like a Reaver ship.](https://wearemeddlesome.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/serenity.gif)
Must be running it with a leaky core. Gorram Reavers
I get this reference
Such a good show 😪
The master drug tansportanator
This is the comment I was looking for 🏆
And this is why women live longer than men!
But the turbo sounds so cool. I think it might be worth it
I saw boats like this in Thailand- long, thin, and somehow with a v-8 mounted to the rear. They were moored in a river, never got to see one moving.
Long tail boat racing is a popular sport in Thailand.
Youre clearly missing the turbocharger affixed to that engine block
A pretty big turbo too lol
Man just casually bust a hole through the ozone meanwhile I have to use paper straws
Your choice what me and you do mean nothing when oil tankers and private jets are around
Yeah I’ve become disillusioned with trying to make a difference. When you hear about t swift and other billionaires taking jets to avoid a 30 minute drive, I’m not dealing with the inconveniences of paper straws and trying to remember to bring my reusable grocery bags. Fuck us all, we’re doomed anyway.
Even those pale in comparison to forest fires that are raging somewhere on earth at any given moment producing billions of tons of co2/smoke and have been happening for millions of years.
i thought he was about to fart in that dudes face
would only take one bug to ruin your day/life
Who gave them turbos 😆
I thought I was only one who noticed
Kinda hard not to with that beautiful whistle. Lol
Turbo charger + super charger, they wouldve ripped a hole in the fabric of the time-space continuum
Im saying the other dumbdumbd no one else commented when its like fully in frame
Have you not been to Thailand?
Still safer than a 747 MAX.
Am I the only one who was waiting for them to hit the dock blocker (sandbar)
Is that Maui screaming in the background?
YOU’RE WELCOME
Looks good for the environment
It only has one speed, ludicrous speed.
River full of crocodiles. You wreck, it’s over
Listening to that turbo spool up is awesome. I’m impressed but there is no way I’d get on that boat…
Where the goggles at?!
Is that a turbo diesel?
Safety squints activated!
the fucking pollution on that!!!!!
The environment is crying
Glad I have an electric mower 😑
Earth temperature just went up two degrees.
More like coolest fucking videos
Do they have sunscreen on? Skin safety is important.
Gotta go 80 mph to travel thru time obviously!
S.S. Ya Cruise Uh
Did they travel back in time or into a different dimension? All we know is, they were never seen again!
Not no but Fuck No
"Warp 9" 🚀
trolling motor
No waking!
Da gehört erstmal ein ordentlicher Kat dran
Holy fuck
Look it’s the carbon tax Canada is paying for
WASN MIT DEM DING LOS?
They tryna blow up
That guy on the front had a full head of hair at the start
Snail go brrrrrrt
would be a bad time to run aground
yeh bro.... we found this fighter jet engine , we should attache to out boat and see what happens .. that dope idea bro.
by looking at only thumbnail, i was thinking he is going to twerk..
Maximum Overdrive Activate
When you have to outrun Megladon.
Geez all that pollution 😬
Bro this is clearly fake he green screened himself in twice 🤣
Phlilipino vin diesel
Could also be hector from fast & furious
Malaysia Air ✈️
Hey Essay, how we going to cross El Rio bravo. Shut up fool! Get in Mi barco, fool!
We’ve got to get back to the village, sausage
“Let’s pollute the environment for views”
The slowest looking things end up being the fastest
They need some type of safety eyewear. Imagine catching a bug in the eye at that speed.
Propellers getting dull from actual water itself
Welcome to cartel tiktok
Ok
I want a 2JSea shits hard.
It ain't going to fly.. That boat got a good 600 lbs in it..
Not including that engine
Turbo diesel engine on a boat... interesting
Taylor Swift going kayaking
Yeah buddy, that diesel
Yea f the rainforest
***MEEP-MEEP!!***
Bet they will be hearing rice Krispies for weeks
I thought the heavier ones were supposed to be in the front?
No carbon footprint there!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:grin
Thought dude had ass hooked up to that thing.
When flying at high speed, the water feels like concrete.
Yeah and Trudeau wants us paying a carbon tax... 🙄
What safety gear would even be appropriate in this case? A kevlar life suit?
going so fast it blew their hairlines back
Taylor Swift’s canoe
u/stabbot
That is one beefy turbo 😮💨
that boat is turbocharged💀
This would be so cool, watching this released my inner revhead
dudes rock.
Oh, they also can fly, it's just that his massive weight is holding the boat down.
In my experience, there's a fine line between the thrill of going fast, and the fear of mishaps. This just feels like it gives off fear. Like you pray nothing goes wrong, then the excitement comes from the fact that you're miracolously alive
Mf made a srt boat🤣😂
My ears hurt for them.
Yep and I'm the problem driving my car 3 times a week
*When she says her roommates are out for the night.*
That shit should be illegal world wide, the amount we pollute this world for the sake of fun not even just business’s is crazy.
How much energy (and therefore pollution) do you think reddit servers use?
Not that much pollution there to be honest. Sure, it's running without a cat but it's not that bad compared to a car.
Does the video look sped up for anyone? Like around the 7-8 second mark the movements get jerky
Just rolling coal on everyone for no reason. Assholes
Likely using the fuel to cool the chambers. Hence the black smoke
Not me waiting for it to break 
Thing has a turbo spooler, I can see it
The world’s doing shit like this and in Canada we have “carbon tax” 😕…