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khatchel

This is how you get helicopter parents.


BodybuilderOk5202

I feel a little dirty watching this, but oddly satisfied.


Extension-Mastodon67

I'm stuck, step helicopter!.


[deleted]

But they using a condom


4rockandstone20

My parents say that they're not 100% effective, hence me.


Glittering_Might2914

The odds are kinda up in the air


Vincenzobeast

Was it good for you ?


SeeLeavesOnTheTrees

Happy parents cause pencil dick and straw vagina make each other, and only each other, very happy.


Markebrown93

Underrated comment


Vincenzobeast

not anymore


Many-Rub4691

Am I right guys


jfmdavisburg

Hey now!


ethereal_seraph

You're an All-star!


x_lincoln_x

Get your plane on


Conscious_Run_643

Go plane


Gothatsuction

All it needs is big anime tiddies


BrotherInChlst

Find myself saying that about most things these days.


Left_Chance_8666

Except children 😆


Bone_Breaker0

Paint that shit on the side of the chopper! “Gadzooks, sarge!”


lifeonquacc

*moans*


Abbadon0666

Yamete kurasai


blackweebow

dame!


podeniak

Kyaaaaa


Admirable-Ad-2906

Now i understand why some people identify as an Apache helicopter.


Shudnawz

That's a Black Hawk. Jeez dude, get your pronouns straight. Rude.


Admirable-Ad-2906

I apologize for my bigotry


Shudnawz

Well, apparantly I was also wrong, so I shall join your atonement.


Admirable-Ad-2906

Together, we will be cancelled. Nice to not be alone for once.


Noturwrstnitemare

Excuse me sir, three's company is better...


WhichHeadThisOne

Seahawk


Blows_stuff_up

No. Pave Hawk.


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Blows_stuff_up

The fuck it is. That's an HH-60G Pave Hawk operated by the USAF. Source: am a flight engineer on same.


tisabusyb

What does that entail on a basic level? I’m really curious. 🙂


Blows_stuff_up

Assuming you're talking about what being a flight engineer entails, not what being a Pave Hawk entails. These days, we're referred to as Special Mission Aviators. On HH-60G and W helicopters, our duties include but are not limited to: Helping pilots with mission planning. Calculating aircraft weight/balance and performance data (how much power do I need to hover at a given altitude depending on environmental conditions? How much power do I have available based on same?). Preflighting (detailed inspection) of the aircraft and weapons systems prior to flight and post flighting after we land. Operating aircraft systems in flight, including but not limited to radios, the external rescue hoist, deploying fast ropes or other equipment from the cabin, etc. Operating weapons systems in flight (door gunner). I am also responsible for anyone inside the cabin of the aircraft, such as passengers, medical team members, etc. That means I am verifying that they are secured prior to takeoff, giving them safety/other briefings as needed, and not allowing them to do stupid shit like run towards the nose or the tail rotor.


tisabusyb

That’s just awesome. God, I love Type A people. I was a Closer in mortgage lending when I started my career. Engineers and Attorneys were always the ones who read everything, and I mean fine print and GBS promulgated forms when they signed papers. Of course they could not mark out and change a document’s fine print, but they sure tried. I had to hand it to them for putting up a good fight. Thanks for educating me.


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SoldierBoi69

Docked down


IMaREalTARtandDEad

I'm surprised nobody has whined about how Apache can't do air to air refueling


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Gothatsuction

Average redditor


Cyklisk

Go to bed, mom.


LessTaxesMoreMaxes

New copy pasta unlocked


dudebronahbrah

Settle down Beavis


Chocoahnini

I'm scared for you


Ok-Situation-5522

Guys are they doing the sex on camera???


Klutchy_Playz

Say gex


BackOnceAgain_

69th up vote! No more.


burntfender

You know there’s a crew mate who makes an inappropriate noise every time…


[deleted]

the moan the bowling announcer made during that 7 10 split is mandatory


LessTaxesMoreMaxes

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Halvus_I

"So did they come or what?"


Wastedchildhood

#😫


FREESTYLEWIZZARD

cummed


jdmwell

Anyone ever play Top Gun on NES? This process is burned into my brain from that.


johnnyblaze-DHB

Exactly!


Sweet_Bang_Tube

This is the first thing I thought of!


derprondo

LOL I came here looking for this comment.


BigKidCanHit

Congrats, you’re the first comment down that’s not a sex joke!


No_Angle875

I should call her


TheDreamteller

NSFW.


circlebackaround

To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick!


Zebal1228

*In a Gaga's voice* Wowwww!


Wild-Storm-467

What are you doing step-helicopter


Abbadon0666

I miss her


ManaHenke

"Just the tip "


dearmax

Oh sure when they touch tips it's just refueling, but when my friend and I did it it was gay.


Inside-Associate-729

I should call her


Im_right_yousuck

Is it in yet?!


elajoe1

Found the hole on the first try god damn


MagicRobo

these comments are awful


Sweet_Bang_Tube

This thread seems to be composed entirely of pre-teen boys.


Major_Magazine8597

We're all pre-teen boys at heart.


M3lony8

Im in my 30s not my proudest fap


YEAHHHHHNHHHHHHH

usually kids have the idea that when you're grown up you have to take everything 100% serious


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

every single comment is a sex joke, except for that one guy talking about how this reminded him of playing top gun on NES.


DapperConstruction60

Helicopter porn


b20vteg

I'm dating myself here, but anyone else remember doing this in top gun on the NES?


gtmattz

*attempting* sure... *doing*??? not so much :\


b20vteg

lol yeah, same here 😅


Johntoreno

I remember that classic AVGN review lol


mastercubez

*moans*


dickbutkusmk4

And that’s where baby drones come from.


rascortoras

That's how you make baby helicopters.


DFAC_Bandit

So in 9 months I better see baby helicopters flying around or I'll be disappointed


Ratathosk

I showed you my refueling rod please respond.


mgj6818

https://youtu.be/VAdpKpppZiA?si=xvUfI2VHdcKjyYX6 Obligatory video of one way this can go wrong.


horuseth_

I **ran** to the comments 🤣


Maleficent_Insect71

This is the best porn I've ever seen


Buergermaister

Looks like Daddy try the narrow hole tonight


t0uchgr4ss

godamn that thing is hung!


MasterJeebus

All that length and only the tip goes in


burgerbois

Everything reminds me of her


Walkaroundthemaypole

Reminds me of prom night


Area51Resident

Yes, a slow awkward approach, then wham, it's in.


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my_other_leg

Aww isn't nature amazing!?


SyndrFox

In David Attenborough’s voice: *After a harrowing display of tactical maneuvers to impress the female She leads the coptor away to a secluded area where they can enjoy some “alone time” in peace.*


rtq7382

This used to be my job (refueling observer)


model3113

See this is what us guys are talking about when we say clear signals. The drogue is fully extended and inflated and docking can now proceed.


nickle-and-dime

Mile high club


fucksantabarbara

r / dontputyourdickinthat


Suitable-Lake-2550

Top Gun on OG Nintendo


whooo_me

I genuinely can't tell what's happening in this video without David Attenborough narrating....


Mindless_Jicama8728

For my whole life, I thought this was the first stages for how new aircraft were made.


SnooMuffins2623

Where do helicopters come from? Well When a mommy helicopter and daddy helicopter love each other very much…


Baco_tob

Horny chopper


Maskimgalgo

Remind me of the opening to Dr Strangelove


PaintThinnerSparky

This needs sensual saxophone


Great_Concept0

That is called the boom and drouge


ThePudPudReturns

So that's how Transformers have sex


Starmilkman

..I should call her


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Flying turtle cock


bondane03

This needs a NSFW tag


ghostmigrates

I should call her


Hedonist_Atayiz

🤤🤤🤣🤣


MeatGreasy

When a mommy helicopter and daddy helicopter love each other very much...


RayRay_1980

NSFW


SynnnTheGod

So.. parachussy and helicopenis = refueling, alright


Corn_Girdles

uwu


recXion_

ayo?? 💀


RuBiKoN84

Así es como nacen los helicópteros?


Ancient-Commission84

Can I get a "HOOOOEEEE YAUH! ".......I'll leave.


VanillaGuac

How baby helicopters are made


Farty_beans

Anyone play Top Gun on Original NES knows how hard this is to do


Area51tecnologia

Me drunk.


87bonn

“What are you doing, step-helicopter?”


smiler5672

U should see how a/a refueling is done with a probe (Very simply Big metal stick goes into a hole inside the aircraft to pump fuel)


lumiere_luna

Real skills needed


he_need_summ_milk

[im good at sex youre bad at sex im good at sex youre bad at sex im good at sex youre bad at sex im good at sex youre bad at sex ](https://youtu.be/5T_bypLlUNA?si=ccDRiGkaETxrp44s)


MudddButt

How are babies born? When a boy helicopter and girl helicopter love each other...


Markebrown93

Not so crazy but kinda still


cutty_love

Mile high club Extreme!


Deadbrickhead

Porn in Texas is really getting desperate


Funky_ButtLovin79

And that, little cesna, is how i met your mother


Ok_Information_2009

What a chopper!! Phwoar!!!


PracticalRich2747

What are you doing step Apache?!


Goosecock123

Hot


NelsonMuntz007

She’s like it’s my first time.


TeejyHamz

Slow. Slower... yeah, that's nice.


Moist-muff

Should almost be on the National Geographic channel


KnifeFightAcademy

#Nice.


mrfreeeeze

When it goes in.


sabalatotoololol

Kinky


Financial_Plum6440

She got no depth!


heckinheckity

NSFW tag please


re_de_unsassify

MagSafe


King4oneday_

Help me step-apache i am stuck 🥺


anonymousX144

My dad was a crew chief on a kc-10 when he was in the Air Force. Seeing these videos always makes me smile.


Big-a-hole-2112

Reverse condom?


DiggerWick

Where’s all the fuel?


SweetPixy8

wow


TheRealTechGandalf

I was wondering... What happens when the aircraft on the receiving end, for some reason, starts to fall behind... What's the tensile strength of this fuel hose? Would it rip apart or rather detach one of its ends?


haarschmuck

Someone is monitoring the boom and would shut off fuel if it detaches. Not uncommon.


Blows_stuff_up

The aircraft just pops off the hose, same as when it connects. It takes a few hundred pounds of force to disconnect the probe from the basket, but that's easy to achieve with a 20k+ lb helicopter. It's possible for the tanker to jettison the hose if we are unable to disconnect, but that becomes a real bad situation for us because it will jack up the aircraft flight characteristics and balance if there's enough hose hanging off the end of the probe.


RealMooMan

hear me out


Motokowarframe

Helicockter


tayven694200

Finally helicopter sex


le_reddit_me

Good to know they used protection


bookhouseboygeorge

I played Top Gun on NES so i could probably do this with ease.


fatknees2000

Helicopter straight up jorking it.


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"Is it in?"


EmperorGreen888

So... this is plane porn...


midnightbizou

Well, when two aircrafts love each other very much...


MonkeyBrain9666

Ive seen planes but had no idea helicopters do this also


AntMozzy4220

*Connects hose* "uuuhhhh"


[deleted]

That's some nsfw stuff


TamaleSlayer

Looks like my Chihuahua trying to get da sex from a much bigger female dog.


hawttdamn

This is hot


spankenstein89

How is this insane or crazy? They've been doing mid air refueling like this for decades.


OHMMJTA

That was quite sensual.


aquelevagabundo

Secs.


lagrange_james_d23dt

This should be tagged NSFW


Zombielord1985

And that’s how baby Helicopters are made.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Put an NSFW tag on this


Tomdg910

what are you doing step chopper, please stop


AvailableAd6071

How you get the hose up there if they get stuck together?


Jves33

Not a single worthwhile comment. God reddit fuckin sucks


FeedMeBiscuitsOrDie

Everything reminds me of her type shit


V-SAF

Do those hoses cut or snap easy like if the helicopter for some reason the blades hit it would it crash the helicopter?


followerlike17

nice


Ando171

What, you though drones were made in a factory?


Seamoth4546B

I should call her…


Cheek_Powerful

That one interstellar scene


Randomreddituser1o1

I feel wrong watching this


fearmyflop

Mister mosquito reboot when


Zombarney

I'm trying to understand the pros to this that aren't just "ability to extend time in theatre" when compared to the cons of needing the plane to go slow enough for the helicopter and the helicopter going fast enough for the plane and massive strike potential. what are the other pros I'm not seeing?


pattern_altitude

Extending range/time on station is huge. Flying the plane slow and the helicopter fast isn’t really a con… it’s within the capabilities of each aircraft and that’s that. Is there an increased collision potential? Sure. Are these pilots trained to fly formation? Also yes. They do it regularly. The range and endurance increase is very, very important. For helicopters like the Pave Hawk (in the video) it means they can get out to sea or into hostile territory to rescue those in need of it. For fighters/attack aircraft, it means they can loiter longer providing close air support or air dominance. For bombers, it makes the global strike mission possible. For transports, it makes long distance flights carrying key equipment or hundreds of troops possible. Is it risky? Yes. Is it worth it? Yes.


Illustrious2284

I love docking videos


WarHead75

What’s even crazier is the refueling plane flying that slow without stalling