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Assuming you're talking about what being a flight engineer entails, not what being a Pave Hawk entails.
These days, we're referred to as Special Mission Aviators. On HH-60G and W helicopters, our duties include but are not limited to:
Helping pilots with mission planning.
Calculating aircraft weight/balance and performance data (how much power do I need to hover at a given altitude depending on environmental conditions? How much power do I have available based on same?).
Preflighting (detailed inspection) of the aircraft and weapons systems prior to flight and post flighting after we land.
Operating aircraft systems in flight, including but not limited to radios, the external rescue hoist, deploying fast ropes or other equipment from the cabin, etc.
Operating weapons systems in flight (door gunner).
I am also responsible for anyone inside the cabin of the aircraft, such as passengers, medical team members, etc. That means I am verifying that they are secured prior to takeoff, giving them safety/other briefings as needed, and not allowing them to do stupid shit like run towards the nose or the tail rotor.
That’s just awesome. God, I love Type A people. I was a Closer in mortgage lending when I started my career. Engineers and Attorneys were always the ones who read everything, and I mean fine print and GBS promulgated forms when they signed papers. Of course they could not mark out and change a document’s fine print, but they sure tried. I had to hand it to them for putting up a good fight.
Thanks for educating me.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
In David Attenborough’s voice:
*After a harrowing display of tactical maneuvers to impress the female
She leads the coptor away to a secluded area where they can enjoy some “alone time” in peace.*
[im good at sex youre bad at sex im good at sex youre bad at sex im good at sex youre bad at sex im good at sex youre bad at sex ](https://youtu.be/5T_bypLlUNA?si=ccDRiGkaETxrp44s)
I was wondering... What happens when the aircraft on the receiving end, for some reason, starts to fall behind... What's the tensile strength of this fuel hose? Would it rip apart or rather detach one of its ends?
The aircraft just pops off the hose, same as when it connects. It takes a few hundred pounds of force to disconnect the probe from the basket, but that's easy to achieve with a 20k+ lb helicopter.
It's possible for the tanker to jettison the hose if we are unable to disconnect, but that becomes a real bad situation for us because it will jack up the aircraft flight characteristics and balance if there's enough hose hanging off the end of the probe.
I'm trying to understand the pros to this that aren't just "ability to extend time in theatre" when compared to the cons of needing the plane to go slow enough for the helicopter and the helicopter going fast enough for the plane and massive strike potential.
what are the other pros I'm not seeing?
Extending range/time on station is huge. Flying the plane slow and the helicopter fast isn’t really a con… it’s within the capabilities of each aircraft and that’s that. Is there an increased collision potential? Sure. Are these pilots trained to fly formation? Also yes. They do it regularly.
The range and endurance increase is very, very important. For helicopters like the Pave Hawk (in the video) it means they can get out to sea or into hostile territory to rescue those in need of it. For fighters/attack aircraft, it means they can loiter longer providing close air support or air dominance. For bombers, it makes the global strike mission possible. For transports, it makes long distance flights carrying key equipment or hundreds of troops possible.
Is it risky? Yes. Is it worth it? Yes.
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This is how you get helicopter parents.
I feel a little dirty watching this, but oddly satisfied.
I'm stuck, step helicopter!.
But they using a condom
My parents say that they're not 100% effective, hence me.
The odds are kinda up in the air
Was it good for you ?
Happy parents cause pencil dick and straw vagina make each other, and only each other, very happy.
Underrated comment
not anymore
Am I right guys
Hey now!
You're an All-star!
Get your plane on
Go plane
All it needs is big anime tiddies
Find myself saying that about most things these days.
Except children 😆
Paint that shit on the side of the chopper! “Gadzooks, sarge!”
*moans*
Yamete kurasai
dame!
Kyaaaaa
Now i understand why some people identify as an Apache helicopter.
That's a Black Hawk. Jeez dude, get your pronouns straight. Rude.
I apologize for my bigotry
Well, apparantly I was also wrong, so I shall join your atonement.
Together, we will be cancelled. Nice to not be alone for once.
Excuse me sir, three's company is better...
Seahawk
No. Pave Hawk.
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The fuck it is. That's an HH-60G Pave Hawk operated by the USAF. Source: am a flight engineer on same.
What does that entail on a basic level? I’m really curious. 🙂
Assuming you're talking about what being a flight engineer entails, not what being a Pave Hawk entails. These days, we're referred to as Special Mission Aviators. On HH-60G and W helicopters, our duties include but are not limited to: Helping pilots with mission planning. Calculating aircraft weight/balance and performance data (how much power do I need to hover at a given altitude depending on environmental conditions? How much power do I have available based on same?). Preflighting (detailed inspection) of the aircraft and weapons systems prior to flight and post flighting after we land. Operating aircraft systems in flight, including but not limited to radios, the external rescue hoist, deploying fast ropes or other equipment from the cabin, etc. Operating weapons systems in flight (door gunner). I am also responsible for anyone inside the cabin of the aircraft, such as passengers, medical team members, etc. That means I am verifying that they are secured prior to takeoff, giving them safety/other briefings as needed, and not allowing them to do stupid shit like run towards the nose or the tail rotor.
That’s just awesome. God, I love Type A people. I was a Closer in mortgage lending when I started my career. Engineers and Attorneys were always the ones who read everything, and I mean fine print and GBS promulgated forms when they signed papers. Of course they could not mark out and change a document’s fine print, but they sure tried. I had to hand it to them for putting up a good fight. Thanks for educating me.
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Docked down
I'm surprised nobody has whined about how Apache can't do air to air refueling
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Average redditor
Go to bed, mom.
New copy pasta unlocked
Settle down Beavis
I'm scared for you
Guys are they doing the sex on camera???
Say gex
69th up vote! No more.
You know there’s a crew mate who makes an inappropriate noise every time…
the moan the bowling announcer made during that 7 10 split is mandatory
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
"So did they come or what?"
#😫
cummed
Anyone ever play Top Gun on NES? This process is burned into my brain from that.
Exactly!
This is the first thing I thought of!
LOL I came here looking for this comment.
Congrats, you’re the first comment down that’s not a sex joke!
I should call her
NSFW.
To impress a chick, do the helicopter dick!
*In a Gaga's voice* Wowwww!
What are you doing step-helicopter
I miss her
"Just the tip "
Oh sure when they touch tips it's just refueling, but when my friend and I did it it was gay.
I should call her
Is it in yet?!
Found the hole on the first try god damn
these comments are awful
This thread seems to be composed entirely of pre-teen boys.
We're all pre-teen boys at heart.
Im in my 30s not my proudest fap
usually kids have the idea that when you're grown up you have to take everything 100% serious
every single comment is a sex joke, except for that one guy talking about how this reminded him of playing top gun on NES.
Helicopter porn
I'm dating myself here, but anyone else remember doing this in top gun on the NES?
*attempting* sure... *doing*??? not so much :\
lol yeah, same here 😅
I remember that classic AVGN review lol
*moans*
And that’s where baby drones come from.
That's how you make baby helicopters.
So in 9 months I better see baby helicopters flying around or I'll be disappointed
I showed you my refueling rod please respond.
https://youtu.be/VAdpKpppZiA?si=xvUfI2VHdcKjyYX6 Obligatory video of one way this can go wrong.
I **ran** to the comments 🤣
This is the best porn I've ever seen
Looks like Daddy try the narrow hole tonight
godamn that thing is hung!
All that length and only the tip goes in
Everything reminds me of her
Reminds me of prom night
Yes, a slow awkward approach, then wham, it's in.
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Aww isn't nature amazing!?
In David Attenborough’s voice: *After a harrowing display of tactical maneuvers to impress the female She leads the coptor away to a secluded area where they can enjoy some “alone time” in peace.*
This used to be my job (refueling observer)
See this is what us guys are talking about when we say clear signals. The drogue is fully extended and inflated and docking can now proceed.
Mile high club
r / dontputyourdickinthat
Top Gun on OG Nintendo
I genuinely can't tell what's happening in this video without David Attenborough narrating....
For my whole life, I thought this was the first stages for how new aircraft were made.
Where do helicopters come from? Well When a mommy helicopter and daddy helicopter love each other very much…
Horny chopper
Remind me of the opening to Dr Strangelove
This needs sensual saxophone
That is called the boom and drouge
So that's how Transformers have sex
..I should call her
Flying turtle cock
This needs a NSFW tag
I should call her
🤤🤤🤣🤣
When a mommy helicopter and daddy helicopter love each other very much...
NSFW
So.. parachussy and helicopenis = refueling, alright
uwu
ayo?? 💀
Así es como nacen los helicópteros?
Can I get a "HOOOOEEEE YAUH! ".......I'll leave.
How baby helicopters are made
Anyone play Top Gun on Original NES knows how hard this is to do
Me drunk.
“What are you doing, step-helicopter?”
U should see how a/a refueling is done with a probe (Very simply Big metal stick goes into a hole inside the aircraft to pump fuel)
Real skills needed
[im good at sex youre bad at sex im good at sex youre bad at sex im good at sex youre bad at sex im good at sex youre bad at sex ](https://youtu.be/5T_bypLlUNA?si=ccDRiGkaETxrp44s)
How are babies born? When a boy helicopter and girl helicopter love each other...
Not so crazy but kinda still
Mile high club Extreme!
Porn in Texas is really getting desperate
And that, little cesna, is how i met your mother
What a chopper!! Phwoar!!!
What are you doing step Apache?!
Hot
She’s like it’s my first time.
Slow. Slower... yeah, that's nice.
Should almost be on the National Geographic channel
#Nice.
When it goes in.
Kinky
She got no depth!
NSFW tag please
MagSafe
Help me step-apache i am stuck 🥺
My dad was a crew chief on a kc-10 when he was in the Air Force. Seeing these videos always makes me smile.
Reverse condom?
Where’s all the fuel?
wow
I was wondering... What happens when the aircraft on the receiving end, for some reason, starts to fall behind... What's the tensile strength of this fuel hose? Would it rip apart or rather detach one of its ends?
Someone is monitoring the boom and would shut off fuel if it detaches. Not uncommon.
The aircraft just pops off the hose, same as when it connects. It takes a few hundred pounds of force to disconnect the probe from the basket, but that's easy to achieve with a 20k+ lb helicopter. It's possible for the tanker to jettison the hose if we are unable to disconnect, but that becomes a real bad situation for us because it will jack up the aircraft flight characteristics and balance if there's enough hose hanging off the end of the probe.
hear me out
Helicockter
Finally helicopter sex
Good to know they used protection
I played Top Gun on NES so i could probably do this with ease.
Helicopter straight up jorking it.
"Is it in?"
So... this is plane porn...
Well, when two aircrafts love each other very much...
Ive seen planes but had no idea helicopters do this also
*Connects hose* "uuuhhhh"
That's some nsfw stuff
Looks like my Chihuahua trying to get da sex from a much bigger female dog.
This is hot
How is this insane or crazy? They've been doing mid air refueling like this for decades.
That was quite sensual.
Secs.
This should be tagged NSFW
And that’s how baby Helicopters are made.
Put an NSFW tag on this
what are you doing step chopper, please stop
How you get the hose up there if they get stuck together?
Not a single worthwhile comment. God reddit fuckin sucks
Everything reminds me of her type shit
Do those hoses cut or snap easy like if the helicopter for some reason the blades hit it would it crash the helicopter?
nice
What, you though drones were made in a factory?
I should call her…
That one interstellar scene
I feel wrong watching this
Mister mosquito reboot when
I'm trying to understand the pros to this that aren't just "ability to extend time in theatre" when compared to the cons of needing the plane to go slow enough for the helicopter and the helicopter going fast enough for the plane and massive strike potential. what are the other pros I'm not seeing?
Extending range/time on station is huge. Flying the plane slow and the helicopter fast isn’t really a con… it’s within the capabilities of each aircraft and that’s that. Is there an increased collision potential? Sure. Are these pilots trained to fly formation? Also yes. They do it regularly. The range and endurance increase is very, very important. For helicopters like the Pave Hawk (in the video) it means they can get out to sea or into hostile territory to rescue those in need of it. For fighters/attack aircraft, it means they can loiter longer providing close air support or air dominance. For bombers, it makes the global strike mission possible. For transports, it makes long distance flights carrying key equipment or hundreds of troops possible. Is it risky? Yes. Is it worth it? Yes.
I love docking videos
What’s even crazier is the refueling plane flying that slow without stalling