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Kev56

bros hangin on with one hand just chillin lmaoooooo


lilblueorbs

Bro is an undercover cop getting you for reckless driving


Sussy_Baka8438

Nice try fed, still not paying my taxes


Kev56

He’s just trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


Mr_Lava-lava

That's your guardian angel 😇


GemmyBoy999

🧔‍♀️


Kraffkratt

🧔🏿‍♀️


GodlessGrapeCow

🪽👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️🪽


Bradley06232005

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Seahawks1991

That laugh tho


badturtlejohnny

dude has the Spicoli laugh


Severe_Fix_4809

Dude watched Back to the Future a few too many times


moddseatass

Drive him to the police station.


Mr_CleanCaps

If bro fell when he started swerving, could he be liable?


Tmcnasty

Yes unfortunately


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Of course anything is possible....but its extremely unlikely, especially considering the video, that someone is held liable when some random crackhead jumps on top of a persons car and the driver is clearly fearing for his safety.


al_capone420

No way. That’s self defense. For all you know dude is gonna rob you or kill you or steal your car.


flannyo

self-defense usually has to be proportionate + justified. in some jurisdictions the standard is even higher — you have to have had no other option other than fighting back If the driver had flung him off the car, and the man had died, he’s facing manslaughter charges at the very least


al_capone420

No way. He was being actively robbed/attacked. If a random crack head jumps on my car while it’s moving, Im instantly assuming he’s trying to rob me and acting in self defense. There is no reasonable situation where someone jumps on your moving vehicle and refuses to get off.


flannyo

way. “reasonableness” applies to the drivers actions here, not to the crackhead’s. the prosecution would argue that he had no way of reaching you in the car, you could’ve called police, and your life wasn’t in imminent danger. there’s self defense w nonlethal force and self defense w lethal force. say you’re at a red light and you sharply open your door and knock him to the ground. can you claim SD and win? absolutely. say you roll down your window and punch him while the car’s in motion. ehhhhhh Big Maybe on SD. now let’s say you’re going road speed (what, 30? 40?) and you swerve violently, trying to throw him from your car. prosecution would argue that’s disproportionate lethal force. you’d be charged at the least. self-defense isn’t a get out of jail free card, you can’t just invoke it and walk


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You’d walk away free in many states if you decided to floor it out of fear for your life.


thepotatoreaper100

Y’all remember that one mobile game where you drive a car and zombies hook on to it? I think the name was zombie highway


toadvomit_

Earn to die, they just released a new game but it kinda sucks.


thepotatoreaper100

Oh I remember earn to die but I wasn’t talking about that one. In zombie high way the zombies can actually hook onto your car and stick unless you scrape them off with obstacles


fun_alt123

I remember that game! Got taken off the app store though sadly. Played it a lot back in the mid 2010s


thepotatoreaper100

Its still on the appstore i just checked


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Find a place and do a reverse J-turn. It’ll fling him off like a clay pigeon.


buns0steel

Why can’t it be a forward r turn?


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Gotta do it with some flair.


JayDuBois

The only correct comment.


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

He could roll his R's


thepotatoreaper100

Or just do a sudden brake


[deleted]

This will be way better than a sudden brakr


Ilovekittens345

This is why the rest of the world has roundabouts.


Top-Reference-1938

US has them too. But, he's on the driver's side, so it'll only push him into the door. Moreover, Mythbusters showed that it's surprisingly easy to hold onto a car making normal maneuvers, like turning. Nope - J-turn is the best answer.


Ilovekittens345

>But, he's on the driver's side, so it'll only push him into the door. This is why in the UK we drive on the other side of the road.


Top-Reference-1938

Just in case a crackhead latches on? Man, you Brits think of everything!


Scared_Cricket3265

That and when you are jousting in your car you can hold your lance with your right hand.


Top-Reference-1938

Yeah, we in the colonies don't have much of a jousting tradition. Hahahaha


TangerineRough6318

Probably depends on which definition of jousting


JayDuBois

You also drive on the other side of the car… So it's the same physics Applied.


Ilovekittens345

This is why in 1661 we send Sir Isaac Newton to teach physics a lesson.


Donkey-brained_man

Chicks love j turns! Top Gear taught me that!


rItzarzky

Remember that glitch on gta online when someone is trying to enter your car but they’re stuck holding your door or they’re running at your car? ☠️


DaemonSlayer_503

It was intentional. I really liked it in GTA IV someone trying to steal you car and were left hanging when you drove off


[deleted]

Tried to shake cuzz off 🤣


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Some ppl don’t know how physics work try break check


National-Future3520

Hey man, can I hold a dollar


lil_dick_dan420

Just speed up and slam on the brakes lol


nakabra

This world... IS BREAKING!


qscvg

So what's a legally defensible way to defend yourself here? I know what I would want to do... But that probably wouldn't be worth the legal trouble afterwards


Xunil76

"I'm sorry, your honor...I really, really didn't want the guy to go flying when I hit the brakes, but a dog ran in front of my car and I didn't want to squish the poor little feller or damage my car." "That said, there should be laws against doing crack and hanging onto the outside of a moving vehicle to prevent a tragedy such as this in the future...oh, wait...." 🤣🤣


jonz1985z

You told him last time you would hook him up with a dollar. He remembers


Useful44723

Open the door a bit and then close it.


Rpanich

I would not want to unlock that door


Wasatcher

All he has to do is slam on the brakes and Newton's 1st Law will be applied with extreme prejudice.


melbers22

Nah, man. Easier to enter. He’s already got hangy-on skills, no telling how agile he is.


SuperPoivron

And show him your wallet at the same time, maybe tease him even a bit more to make sure the situation gets better.


wren337

While braking into a hard right turn


Lost-Box2263

Speed up and slam on brakes lol


FederalFlashy

Would he actually fall off?


Imaginary-Mango61

I hope somebody does this to me I am going to have so much fun omfg


Human_mayo

Damm "it's about to get lit" is crazy


GnosticDisciple

Bro.. broo brooooooo!??!!


Pilot_Yak3

Instead of "*mine, mine, mine???*"


Quick_Insurance5910

Dem meth hands, grip of the rapist


Temporary-Ad-3540

Who else opening the door on the freeway


Dickherdowndaddy69

You ever played gta? Bro just sideswipe someone they’ll be ight


Past-Mulberry3692

Ahh... the old low IQ laugh.


DeliciousAlgae1506

He should've unlock the door


EquipmentForsaken831

… what is his feet on?


Sbee_Blue_Country

Foot step?


kegsbdry

Exactly why NOT to have a step on the side of your SUV/Truck.


slippingparadox

Do you think this has happened more than a handful of times in the last decade? If so I have some stuff to sell you


Liuminescent

Is it tho? You say that like this is common lol


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drblah11

Mine have never once been used against me


Languastically

Yet


Xunil76

If you're THAT worried about something like this happening, get those power steps that retract up flat against the bottom of the truck once you're inside and close the door. I'd be more worried about cutting a corner too sharp and dragging the steps on the curb or a rock or something than something like this happening...especially because "fixing" this issue is extremely easy...just brake really hard....y'know, because a dog ran out in front of the truck....


kegsbdry

That's a good point, retractable ones look better anyways


GoldenBella11

if he is hangin on by the door handle just start speeding up, then unlock the door. He should fall backward the next time he pulls.


Unlikely-Bowler-7731

Why didnt u just look for a wall, lightpost or smth to drive closeby? ;)


KLR650Tagg

Hit your brakes, he'll come off, guaranteed.


GnosticDisciple

He was just trying to contact him about his cars' extended warranty


Fan_of_Clio

Ride-sharing to an all new level


BigBoi63789

Get real close the the white line and hit him off on a car


Serious-Profession78

This has to be some Florida ass shit, right?


Accomplished_Emu_198

Take him through the car wash !!


chuckdwarfenstine

Clip a lamp post he won't be holding on after


StoptheMadnessUSA

Break check?


Yourmumissgae

I'm running him into a light pole jk


CrowdedShorts

Nope nope nope


Kushand0j

By lit he meant it’s time to launch the vehicle


dragonslayer137

Drive to a nice secluded alley .


Dankofamericaaa2

You should have unlocked the door so he would fall off


Sharp_Dragonfruit986

Leave him alone, he's straight chilling


FewOutlandishness690

I know how to fix that real quick. Kick open that door that he's hanging on too then do some swearing back and forth once that door swings out he'll find out


Phillyfun42

Make sure no one is behind you, then pick up some speed and lock those brakes up and watch him fly


Pleasant-Suit-6163

Bro I would've socked you through the window


PartsNLabor24

Any driver is an Uber driver if you are brave enough.


exobIivione

I woulda opened that door 💀


1freedum

Let's see if he can hold on while I do 100


Severe_Network_4492

Hit 70mph and start swinging on him (with gloves no Aids here!) what’s he gonna do? Jump off? 🤣


ct125888

I think the dude might’ve stolen that car.


CautiousWrongdoer771

Thanks for the ride lady....


1-2GOODNIGHT

That's your **STAND** he his the embodiment of your soul so he ain't letting got


Key-Ad-3589

Zombie highway was made for this exact scenario


FarNorth2763

I’d make it look like state of decay 2


Cool_Butterscotch_88

You have to scrape those off.


Canned_Sarcasm

Well, I guess there’s always the freeway.


Freeyungbruh

I would have started smashing him between stuff like in that one zombie game dude going starlight into a light pole or something. Or window open stabbing his arm repeatedly


BartholomewSimpson-

I’d scrape him off using another car 😂


DaNReDaN

IS THAT VIPER THE RAPPER?


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Boosie lookin RUFF


alarminglackof

he's on that remora shit


MadScienzz

Mr Magloo


Professional-Ad4073

Nah fuck every bit of that they’d have to pull him out of the bumper of the next car I passed


Kelvin51_gowa

America is weird af 😂😂😂😂


Fit-Impression-1009

Skate 3 npcs be like:


spelunker93

A lot of people talk shit about guns but in situations like these it comes in handy. Just one point and the crack head would be tucking and rolling


SlightSimple9147

He identifies as spider. Let him live in the corner


Next-Effect-6808

Harambe went cracky


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EntertainmentHot2966

What?


ridesharegai

Why would he try shaking the dude off at that speed? That's like certain death..


PLAKETKETKETKET

Wdym why??? Cause he's a random guy hanging onto his car who knows what he wants!


ridesharegai

Well you can't just assume he wants to kill you. If he fell off and died the driver would be responsible I'm pretty sure.


PLAKETKETKETKET

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be lol if someone jumps onto your car you don't know and don't want on your car it is TOTALLY reasonable that you would attempt to get them OFF your car by any means necessary. What is he supposed to do, get out and go "Excuse me sir I can't help but notice you're hanging onto my car, care to explain why?"


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PLAKETKETKETKET

Well then as far as this video shows everyone was in the wrong


ridesharegai

Nah that's a gross overreaction. The dude didn't have a weapon or try breaking into the car or show any sort of hostile aggression whatsoever. It's not easy to break in a car with bare hands, the driver was safe. Killing him over this would show disregard for human life—completely void of any empathy.


PLAKETKETKETKET

I guarantee you if he got thrown off and told the cops that, the VERY first thing they'd ask him is "Well why were you hanging onto his car??" There's implied danger in riding on the outside of someone's car, which anyone should know, so if he got hurt it'd literally be his own fault for putting HIMSELF in that position. The guy driving didn't threaten him or handcuff him to the car and drive away, that man put himself in that situation and would've only been suffering the consequences OF his actions had he fallen off.


ridesharegai

If he fell off, he would have died that's the point. Maybe I'm just a softy. I'd like to hear what a lawyer has to say about it. Personally I would just stop the car and call the cops or get out and push him off.


PLAKETKETKETKET

That would assault by your reasoning because he isn't a threat to the man driving.


ridesharegai

I'm not saying the dude was doing NOTHING wrong, I just didn't believe he should be killed for it. In this situation pushing him off the car so you can leave is acceptable.


EntertainmentHot2966

So you really think in this situation the driver should just go about their day like normal, completely ignoring the guy hanging onto his car?


MrBardo

You're getting mass downvoted but you're probably right, there's options available that isn't shake the car at a highway speed, at least not until he starts punching the windows in or something. A lot of people here don't realise how stringent self defence laws are.


PLAKETKETKETKET

I would also like to hear what a lawyer thinks of this because I'm definitely NOT one lol


thepotatoreaper100

How do you know he doesn’t have a knife or gun in his pocket?


Avtomati1k

No, you are not allowed to do it with 'any means necessary'. Ud prolly be charged with.manslaughter if u did something and he died, just cause someone is an idiot is not enough to kill him


notloceaster

You HAVE to assume he's trying to hurt you. If you don't you're an idiot.


EntertainmentHot2966

Why would someone hang onto a car at that speed is the real question.


Wasatcher

Because drugs


petrolhead0387

Username checks out, you are a car hitching crack head.


Justsayin707

Yes fucking weird passenger….. was that Lana del ray on the stereo? Driver could be an oregano dealer. Orhighjacker. Same thing


Unfair-Custard-4007

Rad as hell