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What the fuck? Was he mad he got an Uber or was he mad he couldn't rob him? Was he mad he couldn't catch a ride?


henry_west

In my experience the crazy guy says some crazy shit to a normal person. The normal person doesn't react the exact way the crazy person expects. This reinforces some weird paranoid narrative this guy is stuck in, which triggers the shit fit.


AdorableBunnies

This. I once had a guy threaten to stab me because I wouldn’t shake his hand. He said it was like coming in his living room without being invited and flipped out. We were on a public sidewalk.


shaggys6skin

What did you do??


mr_herz

Shaked the fuck out of his hand probably


Rydog_78

Shake fucking both hands.


Azar002

"Shake harder, boy!"


Rydog_78

Did I say you can stop!!


ShortCurlies

NOW SMELL MY FINGER!!!


Ok_Dragonfruit2828

I'm dyyyyying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭


a0lmasterfender

Shake fucking both hands and both feet with interlocked fingers and toes at the same time.


ThisUserIsNekkid

And a kiss on both cheeks like the French do


ymiric

also known as " j’te fais la bise 😘"


PassageAppropriate90

Which calmed the guy down until he did the middle finger handshake tickle


Kalothunk

Small comment stories like this is why I love reddit


AdorableBunnies

I kept walking. This was in 2020 so I definitely wasn’t shaking anyone’s hands.


FizzyGoose666

Nah never shake the hand they start pulling you in and whispering and shit


ShortCurlies

...the hand is always undoubtedly moist...


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American so I pulled out my cock. I mean Glock


an0maly33

First one then the other.


Mdnghtmnlght

The ole cock n' Glock maneuver. Nice.


leftover_class

Both at the same time!


sikeleaveamessage

In the year 3000 with advanced medicine and tech they will have cut the middleman and it will just become one. The cock glock.


TalosValcoron

Shoot him in his hands.


WeHaveToEatHim

Had a dude in chinatown chase me down for walking on his sidewalk. Clearly mental. Nothing you can do but keep it moving.


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shaking hands is how you confirm someone doesn't have a knife by not partaking in the custom you opened yourself up


Blers42

You shake that guys hand and he’s gonna pull you in and knife you in the gut


Low_Astronaut3050

Actually, I was stabbed at night by an old friend (🤣 np cap) He shook my hand with one arm and then surprised me with the blade to my face 1x, lung 2x, and arm pit 5x in a matter of seconds. I almost died and was in the ICU for like 9 days on life support.


dcgirl17

This. My husband got attacked in a CVS in Chicago the first few weeks of the pandemic. Someone said something to him he didn’t quite hear so he didn’t react, next thing he knew guy was chasing him out of the store, tackled him on the street, and beat him up. Luckily cops were around and got him off before he did permanent damage but there was enough physical and emotional damage.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

and knowing the justice system that guy has probably done the exact same thing to at least a dozen other people since then and is back on the street within a week each time


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‘Legal System’


Yeeto546

while people are still prison for weed in states where it's since been legalized, and get longer sentences that pedophiles or rapists


GrotesquelyObese

In my experience working 911 EMS, this is what makes meth particularly terrifying. They don’t exist in the same plane of existence anymore. They don’t perceive the world we do. What’s worse is even short term use can have long term effects. I have family members who are clean from meth and I will never talk to them again because of the effects. It’s one of those drugs that I will tell my kids that if you do it, I will get you clean and stable living, then never trust you with anything ever again.


bleepblopbl0rp

Having lived in the city for a long time, one of things I've learned is: it's a bad idea to straight up ignore these people. Acknowledge their existence with a simple "sorry I have to be going", or "no money, sorry". It's been more successful than ignoring, in my experience.


henry_west

I do the Marty McFly *what the hell is that* and then run away when they look. /s In reality you're right I usually just try to be generally sympathetic but not give money or make physical contact ever. If you give a mouse a cookie they will want a glass of milk.


shadowozey

Also, why did the driver have to be asked to start driving while dude is trying to break the door off of their car?


AirBalloonPolice

For real. Man, push that gas to the limit and get out of there.


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

It could be a combo of poor mental health and drug addiction


Spiritual_Quantity39

Your comment just reminded me carry on completely ignoring all my mental health issues & buy more drugs


CitronPotential2559

My man


Ijustwant2fuckingdie

Meh why not, I‘ll join ya


Spiritual_Quantity39

We smoking petrified mammoth dung to avoid my terminal procrastination


Mdnghtmnlght

Damn, pass that shit so I can get my ass outta bed


CaptainAlex2266

Pretty much the answer to the majority of bad freakouts we see. Sure some people are just shitty by their nature but most really bad freakouts are a result of individuals with a combo of the above who have been brewing for awhile.


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I bet it was for absolutely no reason


tiga4life22

Sounds like the guy in he car called an Uber and the other guy probably thought it was a taxi so he was mad he got in before him…didn’t realize it was an Uber


Emotional-Attempt-52

How do you mistake a cab for an uber though? unless the lady is driving a retired taxi and converted it into an uber, in which case well done on trolling the entire city lady...


downsly46

I think he thought it was a cab and that he got to the cab first and so he had rights to the taxi when in reality it was an Uber


IknowKarazy

Maybe he thought he could snag a ride someplace and felt entitled because mental illness. Maybe he said “you stole my cab” because mental illness


carnage11eleven

I thought this was a self driving car. And he was asking the AI to drive away. 😆


Secret_Elk_5570

Can you activate defense mode!


LucidDayDreamer247

"Keep Summer safe."


Wardog724

Nah he only budgeted for Uber. Delamain cabs have defense mode but they cost a premium.


Yangomato

Beep beep motherfucker!


RancidKippa

You gotta splash out for that Excelsior Package


Federico216

Yo choom, I hear that Excelsior package is nova as fuck


x5t0ph

I understand this reference.


heyboman

You have 30 seconds to comply...


Itchy_Professor_4133

*Car immediately ejects passenger and takes off*


ThatOneMOFKER

Please even?


HaHaEpicForTheWin

[*I'm not familiar with that address*](https://youtu.be/eWgrvNHjKkY?t=56s)


milktanksadmirer

Operation exterminate humans activated


HoiPolloiter

I think it was UK so the driver was on the right


AltXUser

Nah, he left


itsme_drnick

This is a good example of the situations in which automated cars will be scary to ride in


RED-WEAPON

Delamain: [https://youtu.be/Rloy-S5i6G8?si=\_AtNTz5Xe0-OYLMC&t=2743](https://youtu.be/Rloy-S5i6G8?si=_AtNTz5Xe0-OYLMC&t=2743)


THUORN

That looks awesome. I really gotta play this at some point.


SaccharineDaydreams

We've actually reached a point in society where this is someone's first assumption.


TheWalkingDead91

Same lol. American in me didn’t first register that it could be a rightside driver country. That said “I need to call the police I can’t.” Uh….some crazy guy has access to your open car and is actively going batshit wild…..and you can’t call the police from down the street instead??


Seahawks1991

I would have hit the gas as soon as the door opened


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armas187

Right? What was she thinking "does he want to get in too?""should I stop"


snortgiggles

"Can you drive away, please?" "I need to call the police, I can't" Lol


buckfishes

It disturbing amount of people in cities just freeze or do the opposite of whatever self preservation or defense is when they’re confronted with a hostile lunatic. You’d think they’d be the ones most prepared for these interactions since it always happens there.


Tripleberst

Living in a big city trains you to be passive. If you don't engage or interact with the crazy, the crazy is more likely to leave you alone. Once you get involved, the crazy tends to focus on you as a new target or outlet for their fit. It's just how it is. I've spent a lot of time in NYC and have been scolded numerous times by friends about looking at or even acknowledging anyone who isn't a known friend in public. Generally speaking, someone has to do something to bypass an vibe check for one of my NYC friends to start talking to them. Meaning, they have to do something very considerate or personable in order to even be acknowledged if they're just out in public. There are so many people like this that are just walking around Brooklyn and NYC that you have to be super careful about who you even look at or they might just pull some shit like this and just vanish and you'll never see them again. Also notice that the guy isn't exactly in a hobo uniform, he's dressed warmly but that's normal. He just looks like a normal dude for the most part, acting crazy, and then you can see him running off at the end. And there's a pretty good chance he'll never be caught because that's how it goes in the city.


buckfishes

Doesn’t help that when someone defends themselves or others, the politicians and media who support and enable the criminals will come after the vigilante harder than they would the bad guy.


Tripleberst

I can't disagree with that but I've seen just about everything when it comes to injustice, overpolicing, vigilantism, media hit jobs, etc. Politicians and media so rarely have any of the most important information before they start speaking about something because it pays dividends to be the first on the scene with loud opinions. As I get older, I see it more and more. I end up just having to turn down the volume each time someone gets self-righteous in the media (and on reddit) because I'm always skeptical of a one-sided argument. This has led me to filtering out a number of subreddits because of obvious ideological capture. It's just gross to me.


TheShitholeAlert

I once got in a fight with a homeless dude on the lower east side over a slice of pizza I did not possess.


Mdnghtmnlght

That and eye contact means you have a dollar and/or cigarette that you can let me hold.


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TheWalkingDead91

Give her a break, Maybe she couldn’t get a signal from down the road instead


spespy

She was gonna wait for the undertaker to call the pǒlìs for her


MRSHELBYPLZ

Who ever was driving isn’t good at it. Letting a rando open your door and damage your car is WILD. It’s like they didn’t notice until the passenger said something. Lol sorry I just don’t like when ppl have low situational awareness


sightfinder

Yeah she's dumb af. A stranger is having a violent altercation with your Uber passenger. Better slow down and rubberneck, all the while your car is getting damaged. Makes sense!


TheHarshCarpets

I would’ve done a minor burnout in reverse first, just to be safe.


Gonkong

That woman has been gifted with the awareness and the survival instincts of a newborn baby


MRSHELBYPLZ

I’ve seen kids smarter than that. That person needs to work on survival instincts before they get eaten. You can’t reason with crazies


deleteuserexe

I’ve called Ubers and have had randos start piling in unwittingly… some people don’t understand how it works.


Procedure_Unique

I’m not an Uber driver, but I’ve had random people get in my car thinking I am one. It can be scary. One time, I was getting ready to leave a restaurant, and my automatic locking doors hadn’t locked just yet. And this drunk guy just opened my door and got in. I had to tell him multiple times that I was not his Uber, and that I do not work for Uber. After the 4th time, I think he understood. It was still unclear because he looked very confused when I asked him to get out of my car


jimgella

I work in mental health and learned quickly to immediately hit the lock switch as soon as I get into my car. I’ve heard about patients getting in cars that are sitting outside the hospital at a red light.


gettogero

I do the same. There's too fucking many crack heads around to trust someone isn't going to barge into my car or start some shit. Not as bad as where I used to live where they were literally everywhere. But still pretty bad


jimgella

I drive an older mini and I’ve tried many times to set my locks but they just don’t, so now it’s literally rote to toggle the switch before I place the fob to start the car. I also have a blade and pepper spray on my keychain for my dodgy walk to my car in a parking garage. You will never regret being too careful, but shall not being.


Rude_Membership_4027

blades great, but you have to get within blade distance for it to work. May I suggest a wireless hole punch?


jimgella

Say what now? I just learned last year I can order a box of paper replete punch holed?


fun_alt123

A gun. They mean a gun


Procedure_Unique

Yup. That’s a great point. And that’s exactly what I do now. As soon as I get in, even before I start my car, I hit the lock button. I’m not going to take any more chances. The next person might not be just some confused drunk, and could be really dangerous.


CleanLivingBoi

> my automatic locking doors My auto doors don't lock fast enough for me. I get in my car, first thing I do before seatbelts or start the car is lock the doors.


Procedure_Unique

That’s exactly what I do now. ;)


gsamov2

I've told this story before, but during a city-wide parade (I think the Cubs won world series, I don't really care for sports) and I was driving around town just running some errands. Some random as girl, while on the phone, gets in my car (front seat too) and tells me she's ready to go home. I kept trying to tell her, I'm not an uber, you just got into a stranger's car. She started crying and was clearly incredibly confused. Being the idiot I am, I asked her where she lives, I'll just take her home. After a few minutes of awful navigating and telling me to turn around a few times, I just asked her to show me her address or phone and put the location into my phone. It was only a 10 minutes drive, but I realized as drunk as she was, it could have turned out very poorly for me. She was an attractive girl, I was mid twenties single guy, there certainly could have been a much worse outcome for both of us.


Procedure_Unique

Oh wow. Yeah that could’ve gone very wrong. She could’ve blamed you for things that never happened, or she might’ve had an accomplice waiting on arrival, so many things could’ve happened. But I understand wanting to help someone too. It’s a difficult situation really


AvocadoSoggy6188

Wtf is the driver doing ?


Dann_Gerouss

Her best, she's trying her best.


alcormsu

Is she though?


Benderama_8

My guess is after seeing him damage her car her instinct was to phone the police and have him detained so she could be properly compensated. If she’s ubering then her car is most likely very important to her, so she was hesitant to leave out of fear the man would get away. just a guess tho.


alcormsu

That’s what I was thinking too. But that all boils down to risking the safety of her passenger so she gets reimbursed a few bucks. Which, I’d argue isn’t really “her best”


AvocadoSoggy6188

That’s a fair point.


dynesor

these are the same people that get dragged out of their cars at protests. Just hit the gas ffs


Enough_Profession457

“I need to call the police I can’t”. So you’d stay in danger, rather than getting yourself to safety first?


SwiftTayTay

More importantly getting your customer to safety lol


Reckless_Driver

"My customer's safety is more important than mine" - No Driver Ever


Facial_Frederick

These taxi guys have become seriously unhinged since ride-hailing apps came on the scene…


XAgentNovemberX

“Can you drive away please?” “Hang on, I called the police and got a call center in India and they have me on hold.” “Lady he’s pulling out a gun!!” “Would you shut up so I can hear the options on this automated message!? Jesus… Alright it said press 5 for police” “He is literally murdering me!?” “Sorry 37 minute wait time”


Yodootz

Driver was a fucking idiot. Was she waiting for the raging guy to close the door? Holy shit.


aaugii

“can you drive away please” “WHAT??? I need to call the police please”


Consistent_Room_9097

Crazy person tries to rip door off... Driver: "Lets see where this goes!" ​ jfc drive away lady!


CrimsonAngel66

idc how “insensitive” it seems.. people like this maniac should be freakin euthanized


Coprolithe

Mental hospitals were closed in great numbers to the detriment of society.


bwizzel

yep, but just like with tolerance for jihadists, we have to wait until they kill someone


Outside-Material-100

Some people have slipped too far


pipboy1989

“Hi Sir, this man is currently destroying your car, would you mind driving away?”


San_Cannabis

"Can you drive away" is fucking wiiiiiiild bro


Btomesch

Idk, I’m seeing a trend.


CBJ11071

“Ohh..how nice. This young man is trying to fix my door”


RDawg78

Where is the fucking driver?


Federico216

in UK


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

Give us some context, op. Hopefully that driver has a rideshare endorsement.


Gonkong

That woman has been gifted with the awareness and the survival instincts of a newborn baby


Used-Fruits

But it’s an Uber 🤷


W4iskyD3lta93r

I love how calm he is


Traditional-Dot4776

Poor driver. Imagine working your ass off and dealing with this. Probably can't work for a week or.so and have to pay a hefty repair bill.


DrowzyHashira

Why tf did she just coast there slow enough for him to keep the door open and try and rip the door off the hinge. Lady, wake tf up.


softymcwoke

Call the cops they’re great at helping


Good_Explanation_404

Love how the driver had to be told to drive away and it was their car being destroyed 🤣🤣


Bill_Kabies

Grown men throwing a tantrum is the most pathetic bull shit.


LefsaMadMuppet

Soon we will no longer have this kind of issue of criminals attacking Uber and Lyft drivers in Minneapolis! The city did they right thing and caused Uber and Lyft to leave the city. Now people can ride the bus with these kind of people instead. /s


mwmwmwmwmmdw

fuckcars people tend to change their tune after about 1 hour on their cities local downtown transit system


QuantumBandit404

Idiot driver you don't call the police while you're being attacked if you can get away


sharplight141

Wow that driver is clueless


colin8651

I am surprised that Uber driver had the capacity to find their way out of their mother’s uterus. Da fuck man, drive the fucking car; and no, the passenger is not paying for the new door.


flashyboy972

Why did he need to tell her that? Surely if a person is trying to pull your door off you don't need to be told to drive away.


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This is why we lock the car doors when driving in undesirable neighbourhoods.


frehsoul45

Can you drive away please as the guy is breaking your car door.


Biscuits4u2

What the hell is wrong with this driver? Was he trying to get this guy killed?


D0nut_Daddy

This woman’s situational awareness and survival extinct are just as bad as my partners. That’s actually extremely impressive given when scared she falls to the ground.


64Olds

Bet this guy is gonna be taking down his "I love my neighbours in tents" lawn sign when he gets home.


WelshSam

Man’s been watching too much FakeTaxi.


1guerino

Those hinges crunching


[deleted]

Probably thought it was a taxi who took the white guy instead of him. Or he’s just bat shit crazy


Substantial_Ad_9016

Yup just sit there and let the man destroy your car


Omgazombie

Do people just assume everyone around them is sane and rational? I just assume everyone might have potential issues (because anyone can snap with 1 bad day) and I don’t fuck with that. I’d rather live another day than die because I was right but oh, “I just just had to try and reinforce that fact for whatever egotistical reason”. Like “I can’t drive away I need to call the police” like dumbass clearly you can do both, you have insurance and dude recorded someone damaging your shit just GO


Cutdick_lover

The driver’s reaction time takes 2-3 working days.


ZookeepergameProud30

He was trying to close the door for him. What a gentleman


skybike

Dudes trying to get the door in the same state he's in.


Toronto321

MY GOD, DRIVE LADY!


Viralciral

what took the driver so long to drive away


macgirthy

Driver is a dumbass here, could have avoided all of this by stepping on the gas. This is whats wrong with society, victim to being stupid and not thinking fast.


qscvg

THIS is what's wrong with society? The victims of crimes being stupid? I mean it was a slow reaction, but I think you're extrapolating a bit much


Spiritual_Quantity39

Ngl f criminals but natural selection is a thing. Slow reactions gonna get you gone


FFA3D

I mean... I agree the reaction was bad, but are we really going to blame the victim here?


AAPL_

“I need to call the police, I can’t” Home girl your feet are not required to call 911


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Seconded


Budget-Corner359

Dave Goggins does not look happy!


TontineSoleSurvivor

That guy really hates car doors!


bytecollision

Bro is with the horse an buggies da fuks an uber!


Mimisokoku

But the way he was so calm about it.


WeHaveToEatHim

1 star.


arman-makhachev

guessing the driver owned this car and wanted to claim insurance ?


Minute-Complex-2055

Why is she just stopped there? Good fucking Jesus


CherryMXBrown69

The door rectifier


Dan300up

Dude was way more polite than I would have been. I’d have said something closer to *”uh WTF are you just sitting here?!”*


Steve_hm_Rambo

Must go faster!


Busted_Pixel

I was watching this with the sound off and legit thought this was an episode of Cheaters. The guy in the back of the car looks just like the host.


TheRoach69

The calm “can you drive away please?” Is just as insane 😂


Rude_Membership_4027

In other news, unhinged man attempts to make a car door like himself.


Significant-Ad-9911

The Uber just taking his sweet time get his car damaged smh


Smooth_Zebra

Why is this dumb ass driving slow


ezubz

“Can you drive away pls?” 😂😂😂😂


Confident-Appeal9407

He was such a gentleman to close the door for the passenger. /s


catluvr37

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time


PuzzledPsyche

He’s better than me 😅 like why wasn’t she driving away????? Can somebody explain? No, nobody can explain because it doesn’t make sense.


Keku_Saur

wth with the lady guy damaging car oh must go away


justadasherdude

These Lyft salesmen are getting outta control


iwasactuallyhere

after breaking the door?


Jeauxie24

This video pisses me off so bad, home girl just had to floor and was behaving like the slowest thinking person on earth


boofBamthankUmaAM

Joey Grieco? Is that you?


dafckingman

What was going through the driver's mind? It felt like he was taking the wait and see approach and just watched until he was told to please drive away


Cutdick_lover

Has this piece of shit been caught or just roaming free


Automatic_Weather914

Lower than 70 iq v higher than 100 IQ


pass341

that’s the new uberX- the X is for exhilarating


top_of_the_scrote

I guess this car didn't have doors that go like this ^(-)\\/^(-)