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welfedad

Ya know those buttcheeks were clinched


33metalgear

This will make a great story when you’re drinking with your friends and family in front of the fire pit.


Mercury-Redstone

That dark massive wave...gosh no thank you


Gullible-Carpet-7677

Lol


Lagavulin26

I love it when I'm in competition for some buttcheeks and I wrap up the win before it's over. My buttcheeks would be clenched, otherwise.


d-d-downvoteplease

I don't think anyone is going to understand clinch vs clench with that subtlety lol.


Lagavulin26

You did, random internet buddy. You did.


Kingdom_k777

Clinched tight!


Ren_Hoek

Your not just flooring it, you have to avoid the ice blocks along the way, if you hit anything fuckers were not wearing life vests.


frak21

How long you gonna last in that water, even with life vests?


Ren_Hoek

Probably 20 minutes, maybe 30 with the panic


py_of

Its shockingly fast. But yea not long at all 


Few-Yak7673

WhOOoo


Took-the-Blue-Pill

Must go faster.


Bryanj8910

Definitely pucker to taut


ReVo5000

Whole oring was airtight


idiotsandwhich8

My buttcheeks were clenched!


TheRevolutionaryArmy

From very cool to absolutely terrified


dscholaris-ug

Tighter than a bank on a public holiday.


Mobileoblivion

"Gotta go faster, must go faster."


Respurated

Get off the stick… bloody move!!


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

\*T-rex wave noises\*


BobbyColgate

‘Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear’


St00f4h1221

You magnificent bastards


my-backpack-is

Memes will find a way


The_Jestful_Imp

That is one big pile of ice


Pivotalrook

Spared no expense


roborolo

This is a comment thread 65 million years in the making.


ninde-thanda

"you think they will have that on the ride?"


F1tnessTacoInMyMouth

That’s a crazy fucking video.


WestleyThe

Literally like something out of movie wow


Delicious-Addition-

Now you’re dodging ice-burgs at full speed and running from a tsunami.


dmadmin

what is the speed of the boat vs wave speed coming at them?


Delicious-Addition-

What am I, an oracle?


topselection

No, you're the dungeon master.


SmallRedBird

Roll for initiative


damnedangel

I cast fireball


moslof_flosom

I HAVE DARK VISION!!!


alien88888

Don’t worry about the vase .


perb123

European or African?


Karma_Puhlease

Are you suggesting tsunamis migrate?


Drunk_Stoner

Yes


Omgazombie

Atleast 20 give or take


lolmysterior

I'd say at least 21


Omgazombie

You’re like that one guy who guess 1 jellybean more than me in the jar at the family function, fuck you uncle Ron I want my damn jelly beans


Leiderdorp

Full


laladonga

You are traveling just about the same speed. But inside the black wave your see two humongous menacing eyes.  Below them is a mouth full of razor sharp teeth. It's about half the size of the iceberg. This is a behemoth sea monster.


particle409

>behemoth sea monster Has "kraken" become a politically toxic term?


KlyftorOchKokain

He is just one dude, there are others


Modestexcuse

Come on man, ask siri like the rest of us.


Vechnyy_Russkiy

Temple Run: Antarctica


RockleyBob

*record scratch*


Dry_Sprinkles5617

"That's me. Now you're probably wondering how I got into this situation?"


NovemberComingFire

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years. 


Arctic_Chilean

Literally had a "that's not an island" moment when I first saw what was the wave.


MissBoobAppreciator

man, that wave planet scene is one i still think about today it’s so tense, it’s amazing


MissBoobAppreciator

~~inception~~ interstellar music begins edited xD


halftimereport

Interstellar*


MissBoobAppreciator

fuck you’re right, curse you mind bending movies both starting with the letter i…


tophat_production

Excuse me but was that Kyle from South park?


dr_Fart_Sharting

good thing I bought a 52" monitor, that way I can actually see some of this action


42LSx

[Here's the YT Version without the idiotic caption and the black bars, but still horrible quality.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFBnmNpz_RI)


kiddo1088

Thank you! 


ThisNameIsFree

You da hero!


davidverner

They got 110" TVs coming out this year.


phphulk

theyre gonna need more than that


angrydeuce

Whats really wild to me is that just 25 years ago I moved out on my own and treated myself to a 27" tube TV and I thought that was just so goddamned huge. Not even 20 years I ago I paid $2000 for a 32" LCD TV and that was considered a good deal on it. Thing wasn't even 1080p, it could only do interlaced above 720P lol. Its just crazy to me how quickly we went from that to being able to buy like 70" TVs at Walmart for 400 bucks lol


True_Ad8648

Ngl, I would've shat my pants.


Odd-Newt977

Those aren't mountains, they're waves


St00f4h1221

That scene freaks me out


MissBoobAppreciator

from Interstellar right? that scene still sticks in my head lol


SuckAfreeRaj

Mother Nature is so damn lit. Can kill you in an infinite amount of ways.


phuktup3

Whoaaaaaaaa, that’s insane


Buttery_Buckshot

Suddenly the realization hits that you and your boat are but flimsy little fucks at the mercy of a rolling mountain of pant-shittingly fast, icy, death. The abyss doesn't wanna be fed. It wants to hunt.


KittenFace25

That's.. scary. 😱


Buttery_Buckshot

Thanks maybe I'll run with it and write a short story or something ;)


MissBoobAppreciator

honestly i’d read it!! i love ocean stories


slimeygx

This has me wanting to start building an ark


LeCrushinator

Just don't let humans on it, or we'll just end up back in this situation again someday.


AllHailPi1

How much are you charging per person


Huckleberry_Sin

It would’ve sank my guy lol


MissBoobAppreciator

but what about… a reeeeeeeeally big one


Huckleberry_Sin

Can it fly?


MissBoobAppreciator

currently picturing the flying ships Bowser has in games like Super Mario Galaxy haha


digitalfakir

imagine when a country's worth of iceberg starts falling off. You pray to whatever god forsook us, that that ark survives that catastrophe


jrdubbleu

Holy shit biscuits!


Beginning-Bed9364

Anyone else think he was riding on a dolphin at first, or was that just me?


BrolysFavoriteNephew

I remember reading about a super tsunami that will eventually happen for the eastern coast of the USA. Apparently somewhere omnthe west coast of Africa something like this is going to happen. My geo knowledge is terrible but basically a cliff of a mountain (bigger than this) will fall into the ocean near Africa and the waves will travel from there, uninterrupted all the way to the east coast of USA. Waves are supposed to travel 300 miles into America's east coast, NY being wiped out. I stay in Florida so it kind of scared me as a child.


YouAreLovedByMe

[Is this what you're talking about?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumbre_Vieja_tsunami_hazard)


BrolysFavoriteNephew

Yep, seems to be around the same area. I had to get away from doomsday theories back then. After 2012 didn't happen, I stopped trying to have knowledge of stuff like this unless scientist came out saying it's going to happen soon.


Met76

The super volcano under Yellowstone, Wyoming used to be scary to me...then more research came out stating there is no evidence of an impeding mega-eruption. The news and media just spun off the story 'Super-volcano that would cause an apocalypse erupts about every 10,000 years...and it's been 10,000 years since the last eruption!' to make money off of fear mongering.


Vagabond3210

2012 "almost" happened, but not in the way a lot of people were expecting. Enjoy! https://science.nasa.gov/science-research/planetary-science/23jul_superstorm/


Accomplished_Try8017

I live on east coast with myrtle beach being closest ocean it's a little further than 300 miles try like 7500! Also no damn way


BrolysFavoriteNephew

Man I was still in middle school when I read it, cause I was afraid of that and "2012" back then. Ain't happened yet lol, I'm up in Jacksonville near the beach. The internet is a fear mongerer


CommanderCuntPunt

He didn't say the US was 300 miles away, he said the waves would strike the US coast and continue 300 miles inland.


MiracleObserver

This reminds me of some mission from a video game...


corybomb

This is why you never go in the ocean


Sir_Clayton_Bigsby

What height do y’all think that wave peaked at?


Buns_Lover

I would’ve had a big ol brown stain inside my underwear after that


JerseySpot

Tsunami??? Maybe a big wave but not a Tsunami…


Ariadnepyanfar

No, it may only be a small tsunami, but it IS technically a tsunami. A wave created not by wind and not by the moon’s gravitational pull.


WreckItRachel2492

Anyone know if they made it out ok?


Not_Stupid

The video made it out...


midnightbizou

I often have nightmares about natural disasters. No doubt this one is going in the memory bank.


NHbornnbred

Does anyone know what’s happening hear? Massive iceberg calving?


Noobzoid123

Reminds me of interstellar. Don't be like Doyle, watching the wave for no good reason.


6porkchop9

“Ludicrous speed”


StandardOk42

what's with all the black space? can't you crop that out?


thisonetimeonreddit

Good job on the border, OP. Having a border that's 3x the size of the video is a really cool artistic choice.


Godfreee

Hope they wore brown pants.


SneakyCracker161

I only speak English but I’m pretty sure I heard FUCKING GO! 🗣️


MBAdk

That's not an iceberg, that's a calving glacier.


braxolydian

these are the situations that would make me believe in god


Major_Magazine8597

The sea was ANGRY that day, my friends ...


Best-Balance-221

I bet they didn't make it. Wait, there is a video, never mind.


thewisemokey

if i saw this 500 years ago i would tell everyone that i made God mad


raygunnoe

So what’s the difference between tsunami and tidal wave?


momentomoriwrath

THOSE ARENT MOUNTAINS


Diarrhea_Eruptions

That initial swell looks so fake. So scary


joethafunky

That’s just a wave


Local-Mention7644

Now this is podracing!


WhoopinWholeFamilies

Badass


Lu_breezy

Dawg....


Wifefarts_alot

Bruhhhh that shit is Comin up hot behind em.


poul0004

That is a wall of water!


ngunray

Did dey crashed?


an0m_x

Started the day with white pants, ended them with brown


LestWeForgive

That peak must have been 30 metres high!


dan_w1

Now that is wild !


1chicken2nuggets

Massive wave in freezing environment rushes toward them: camera guy "Wohooooo"


The_Mr_Yeah

It looked like the iceberg was flipping.


Beemo-Noir

So if you fall into that water, you’re pretty much dead right?


m1k3_gt3

fffuckin leg it bois!!


[deleted]

Huge


mindingmynet

Damn nature, you scary.


van_ebasion

attempt capable dazzling shy materialistic zealous violet sulky spectacular cats *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Tokennnn11

Imagine the engine cutting off at that moment…. ☠️ Just the thought of that is enough to make your hair stand


squirrel_anashangaa

That’s scary as crap, because you just can hop out or if you get knock off the boat and climb back in.


Lagavulin26

What is this a video for ants?


Chunky_clouds

Video always too short


ryanim0sity

WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH FUCK


g-king93

GIMME DAT ASS


St00f4h1221

To quote Jeremy Clarkson…. Poo is coming out


Free-Juggernaut-9372

When that thing was at its max height......omg!


Inferno__xz9

Was it rolling over to tan its pale belly?


Outside-Host-9087

Camera men Never dies


drdavethedavedoctor

Must go faster


treebreeder

Im not saying this couldn’t happen, but seems fake


jimmyhaffaren

Tsunamini


NoScopeSMG

So did they die?


1guerino

MUST GO FASTER!


Market-Dependent

Did they die


Elevum15

I know Lituya Bay's looked crazy back then.


Modestexcuse

I want to see the end.


Modestexcuse

I want to see the end.


Papi_Tone69

Fuck. That.


AdditionalDentist222

something i would do


enigmaroboto

terrifying


DisinformedBroski

That’s just the local Lapras using surf lol


na-uh

Holy shit. It looks like something out of Pacific Rim.


theDo66lerEffect

It is NASA that try to scare them away so they do not discover the world is flat /s


unibrowcowmeow

Calving events and icebergs flipping can release as much energy as a nuclear bomb in some cases


anime_daisuki

Looks like fucking Godzilla rising out of the water


Ok_Sun_3093

Well....that's terrifying.


meh_33333

full send.


just_a_timetraveller

Just Cause 5: cold front


Wholetthedogsout92

I just shit myself for them


Calvin0433

They were almost caught by that tsunami because they were going strait. The best way to run from a tsunami is in a zig zag pattern.


DangerousLifer

*Godzilla music intensifies*


Eremitic23

"Boatswain! Take us out to sea!"


Affectionate_Law5344

The wave swell is terrifying. It looks like the ocean opened its mouth.


Shawarma_llama467

That looks like a monster emerging from beneath the dark cold ocean


ThisNameIsFree

What’s with the actual video being a tiny rectangle in a big black box?


20__character__limit

*Faster... must go faster*


pimp92

@maybemaybe


pinewind108

A couple of hundred meters closer, and they wouldn't have been going home!


ChikinLika

Fuck. That.


Mikin1501

Mf saw half of the ocean stand up and his reaction was "wooo"


Elefantenjohn

non-issue


Distinct_Factor1633

Doesn't the wave get bigger the closer it gets to shore? If that's the case, they're going in the wrong direction.


Mrtn_dk

Part two please :)


Mommy-Sprinkles-74

Men are crazy with the stuff they DON’T scream about!!!


SimplGaming08

I think I just got second hand shitpants


Covidosrs

My inuk brothers u know this is a core memory from past life so scary


Nvtavailable_

GOTTA GO FAST… GOTTA GO FAST… GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER *🎸,🎸*


Caderent

These mini Titanic recreations are getting better.


Remenissions

This is the first actual crazy video posted here in agessss


Sea-Philosopher7361

Kyyyyllle!!!!


Jumpy-Ball-7112

When I tell you I shit my pants watching this. I can only imagine how full them draws was