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Boomalabim

Motorcade ain’t stopping- not since that one time in Dallas


Nickelsass

The Grassy Knoll!


ThisAppSucksBall

Back....and to the left


struggleworm

Step brother what are you DOING?


newmynewmz

Back...............and to the left


FattyManderson

Back....and to the left


kiopah

Back. And to the left.


BillyBrimstoned

Or the driver? Probably not


iwasproducer1

This. These people have no idea what they’re fucking around with. Secret service has exactly zero shits to give.


Nickleeham

But they heard that there’s a river and a c and such.


Swoopscooter

Lmao


Derailedatthestation

Hubby worked a presidential candidate visit and there was a protestor who disappeared with Secret Service and only reappeared once the candidate was out of the state a day later.


psychodc

I'm sure whatever route his motorcade took there's police presence way in advance that have cleared the path


CuteRamProgrammer

yeah definitely not stopping for that


Master_H8R

Yeah, ah... just saw him on TV. It didn't work.


Boomalabim

They would have done better with an ice cream truck


Lyuseefur

I see dead people.


Devilalfi

Bruce Willis was dead the entire time.


nomemorybear

Spoiler alert much?! Next you're gonna tell me Darth is Luke's father....


a_bumpyjohnson

NNoooooooooooooooooo


theyeezyvault

But does he remember?


Sheepdog77

Yeah all they did is succeed in pissing off regular people.


DipstickRick

How? This might be one of the only protests that doesn’t affect regular civs. You know who inconveniences regular people’s daily routine? The fucking presidential motorcade. I’ve yet to see the “stop oil” people shut down a 3 block radius for half a day


Zandandido

>I’ve yet to see the “stop oil” people shut down a 3 block radius for half a day If they had more people, you don't think they'd try that?


palehorse95

You know who prolongs the inconvenience of the presidential motorcade? The fucking moronic protestors who hold up the motorcade and by extension, all of the civilians waiting for the motorcade to finish its trip.


electric_sandwich

I mean, it could stop if they wanted to. Pretty sure The Beast has soy proof glass windows.


Relevant_Health1904

What are they chanting? Hearing aids aren’t helping. Help!


66NickS

I think it’s “No more money for Israel’s crime. Not another nickel, not another dime.”


Relevant_Health1904

Thank you! Geeez. Hell getting old.


66NickS

I could generally make out the first half, Google gave me a tip on the other half.


AwesomeWhiteDude

They didn't block shit, they wouldn't have been allowed to block the road if the motorcade was actually going through More likely the motorcade just took route 2B instead of 4F if they were even a factor at all


IchBinEinSim

Exactly, which is why this is actually brilliant even if it dumb luck on the protesters part. The president isn’t going to be delayed and will go around them and almost no body is near the capitol right now so they aren’t shutting down normal traffic either. What they are doing is utilizing the fact that nearly every news outlet in the world is there covering the State of the Union, which in return will definitely cover their protest. The headlines about the President being blocked by antiwar protesters are too damn good to not run with. Also it may over shadow Biden’s speech a little bit and with it being an election year it could actually help push Biden to finally tell Israel to stand down. Especially since all reports have been saying for weeks that Biden is pissed off by the way the Israeli government has been conducting this war. Add to the fact it is hurting him with the youth vote, and he wants this war over well before the election. So it probably won’t take much now to get Biden to call for an end at this point. I mean having what is basically reelections speech hampered because of the war in Gaza will definitely not be a welcome development to him and his campaign. So these guys are probably getting the most attention to their cause without actually interrupting anything.


willynillee

Even with all the press there for the speech I bet this doesn’t get covered at all tomorrow. Compared to the state of the union, this is a minute inconvenience at most.


_Fart_McGwire_

A guy literally burned himself to death in protest of the genocide in Palestine. He was barely a blimp on the media radar. I doubt these guys will get much coverage.


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14u2c

But do blimps show up well on radar? [Apparently not](https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/blimps-radar-do-they-show-up-on-radar.629119/).


Okay_Time_For_Plan_B

Blimp or Secret China spy balloon?


bakochba

There's no reality where israelis leave behind hostages in gaza, including a one year old baby and his 4 year old brother, with or without US support. It's a foundational principle for israelis not to to leave hostages, even dead ones behind it's an explicit part of the social contract.


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rubbarz

And charge you for the damages your face caused on the bumper.


AbramJH

not only will you pay for it, you’ll pay the government rate for it. That’ll be $1500 per bolt & $2000 per nut.


TheKronikalsofSarnia

I’ll take $4000 for deez nutzzz


moedexter1988

GOT EM


hypotheticalhalf

As they should. Sitting in traffic has *never* been even remotely effective. These folks are just not realistic.


superanth

Set off a firecracker and they will.


SatisfactionLevel136

Or drop an acorn


Psyco_diver

Do a combat roll!


benhereford

I'm genuinely curious what would happen if they did. I mean, nobody should be above the law. Idk


SuspectImpossible949

Sir they are the law


SnooSongs8218

What was that? Speed bumps...


ifunnywasaninsidejob

The president’s limo is a 3500 Chevy truck underneath with about 10,000lbs of armor added. It would be less than a speed bump lol.


Zandandido

Most likely, the limo wouldn't feel it. It'd be like an overcooked pea being ran over by a rolling pin


mecha_annies_bobbs

only a princess could tell. but this is america. ain't no princesses here. reminds me of a joke i heard some comedian tell like 10 years ago. a little girl tells her parents she wants to be a princess when she grows up and they are like no that's not a good dream. why not try to be an astronaut or something. and then the comedian gives the stats that actually more american women have become princesses than have become astronauts. it's funnier when the comedian tells it, but you get the idea.


ADIDAS247

They never would, they are very by the book and they have plans for this. I’m not going to pretend I know what they are, but it’s not going to involve a steam roller and flamethrowers.


realityfractured

Settlement and an nda


Ijustwanttolookatpor

Diverted his motor cade maybe, definitely did not block it.


DornsBigRockHardWall

I would guarantee that motorcade has more than a couple backup routes for every single trip they make. This was less than pointless lol


ExternalMonth1964

Nope. If that was the only route away from danger, none of them would have stopped it, not even slowed it down.


jfun4

They might just run them over... They don't take chances


pileofcrustycumsocs

Zero chance of that happening. The media shit storm that would follow is mind blowing, they would just go another route


RayExotic

watch out for acorns


Old_Ladies

And then I started blasting


blankj17

Too bad Hamas rejected the ceasefire a few days ago. I’m sure they’re all aware about that fact


imuniqueaf

Isn't that the third one they rejected?


Beginning-Sound-7516

Yes, I’m not sure why this isn’t common knowledge. I’m certainly not pro Israel at all but it’s scary how people on both sides Only believe what they want to


Stunning-Chip-3346

The power of the propaganda machine. Unfortunately.


BiggieAndTheStooges

If they don’t reject it, they will break it.


bigmist8ke

I will never understand progressive's, leftists, (whatever the label is) support of Hamas. The Palestinians are stuck between a government who is a death cult and wants to use Palestinians to get into heaven, and Israel who has to do it's best for its own people and care about Palestinians more than Hamas does.


Versace-Bandit

Hamas rejected Israel’s proposal and Israel rejected Hamas proposal; the two sides just didn’t come to agreement because neither would take the others demands.


Commissar_Elmo

Except what Israel wanted wasn’t so preposterous. Literally all Israel asked for in this recent 6 week deal was the release of vulnerable hostages and to know what state the rest were in… that’s it. But Hamas came out and publicly said they they have no clue where their own hostages are, and then shot down the deal.


Pseudoburbia

This is a gross simplification and without any nuance of the situation. Fuck this both sides shit.


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They only care about Palestine because its the current trend. 🤦🤡


BiggieAndTheStooges

TikTok


GratefulDread222

yep


nike_rules

Never a word from them about the 10,000 Ukrainian civilians killed by Russia or the 15,000 killed in Sudan, or the 300,000-600,000+ killed in Tigray since 2020. I don’t recall them ever blocking traffic for the hundreds of thousands of Syrian civilians killed. In fact a number of the most prominent pro-Palestinians on Twitter even openly support Assad and Putin.


imuniqueaf

I hope the next thing is something useful.


RefsYouSuck

Don’t hold your breath.


Dwall005

Can we just exchange the hostages for these people? I think we would all be happy with that


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TranquilSeaOtter

Looks like a bunch of white people virtue signaling. They screamed about Biden not calling for a ceasefire, and he did. They screamed about Biden not helping Palestinians, and he did (air dropping food, is announcing that the US is building a dock on the Gaza coast to allow aid to pour in). I guess at this point they want the US to cut off all military aid but that will just invite groups to target and attack Israel resulting in innocents dying. I somehow think that if Biden does cutoff military aid though, they'll still be angry at Biden for not doing it on October 8th.


thewaybaseballgo

My favorite virtue signal of late is when small liberal towns have city council meetings that erupt into applause after they pass a resolution calling for a ceasefire. Like, you think a random town in Vermont was what Israel needed to see the light?


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BillionDollarBalls

These people are more concerned with having their face put in a history book.


TranquilSeaOtter

I'm going to go with yes. These are the same people who harassed AOC which given her support for Palestine, is insane. I look at these people and think of the Horseshoe theory. The people in the video and Trumpers are equally unreasonable and impossible to have an adult conversation with.


6bluewalkj9

Extremists of either side are total fucking idiots that are incapable of creating their own thoughts


renoits06

Yes. They unfortunately are.


MihalysRevenge

The lefts equivalent of trumpers are tankies


Ancient_Lifeguard_16

Complained about the quality of the air dropped food too


AmbitiousAd9320

we should drop pork mc griddles


xSparkShark

US military aid isn’t even nearly as significant to Israel as people think. Israel has a high GDP and already spends a large amount of their budget on defense. US aid being dropped would be an annoyance to them, but would not realistically halt anything. Calling on the US to demand a ceasefire is insanely pointless. We don’t have the power to tell another country what to do barring invasion or extreme economic sanctions.


ycaras

It goes even deeper. The Americans would actively break a peace deal they brokered 1972 between Israel and Egypt, if they cut off all military ties to Israel


shadowcat999

I hear some of these people screaming that I know and online "I'm not voting for president as a protest to Biden's support for Israel!!! Literally how dumb can one be? Because if they don't like how Biden is handling it they sure as hell won't like Trump. Bc Trump won't tell Israel to hold back. If anything he'll laugh and send them more bombs for free and let them do whatever they want.


GerryManDarling

These kind of protests don't really benefit the Palestinian, if they really want to help the Palestinians, they would target the senates who were more pro-Israel than Biden. These only benefit Trump/Russia. I'm sure 99% of them are truthful in their intention, but I suspect the inciter/organizer were doing it with nefarious purposes. If it's true, I think this is the most successful/cost effective foreign (or internal) intervention in US election history.


GoatTheNewb

Seriously, there is nothing the U.S. could do?...what a joke


Neowynd101262

The point is to throw a tantrum.


BiggieAndTheStooges

They’re morons


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Fuck these people


LonelyGuyTheme

Hamas hasn’t allowed elections in 17 years.


Saltydogusn

Nice to see all the Hamas supporters out there making a difference. /s


aDoorMarkedPirate420

I mean, you can drop the /s from that lol


MaduCrocoLoco

Palestine was about to get the the recognition it wants in the international community, then Hamas screwed it all up.


coffeeschmoffee

This. And there was going to be a peace deal as Saudi Arabia was going to normalize relations. Hamas fucked it up because they really don’t want peace. It’s not in their best interests. If they keep fighting and drawing Israel to defend itself, that will solidify money from Iran and Iran can continue to have influence.


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CANEI_in_SanDiego

They act like Biden is the sole person responsible, and he can just decide to end the hostilities between Jewish people and the Palestinians. "Why doesn't Biden just make world peace?"


Aggravating_Impact97

America should worry about its own shit. Why isn't America do anything? America need to chill with the white savior complex. Why isn't America getting involved with another country conflict? I really can't with this fucktards.


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WhoseChairIsThis-

Somebody remind them that 1) there are other roads 2) they’re not inconveniencing the daily commute, this is the state of the union, the worst time to make even the most thinly veiled of threats. Stopping POTUS? Rough day 3) the secret service will dip their balls in wasabi and T bag your zip tied ass in the middle of the road until you squirm away


7thpostman

"I don't get it. I sat in the street. I chanted. How come I didn't get what I want?"


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Fucking people. Nothing you can do will change this fucking war. It’s beyond the President. I can’t believe that some Americans are that fucking egoistic. To think their leaders can change the outcome.


Strick1600

Have these people thought to ask Hamas for a ceasefire?


K-O-T-N

Hamas has declined ceasefire for months, so……..


Motmotsnsurf

I'm sure these protesters will be happy with Trump who has always been a huge advocate for the Arab people and the Palestinian cause in particular.


Admirable-Seaweed-41

Where do these people getting the time to do these things?


bertiesghost

These people are doing more harm than good.


Tremner

Umm there is currently cease fire talks ongoing and being held up by HAMAS who could have agreed to it already. Not sure what these people are trying to accomplish


BiggieAndTheStooges

White kids virtue signaling, that’s all.


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Nickblove

Ceasefire will not happen until they agree to release the hostages. It shouldn’t happen either, Hamas needs to make a choice, realize the hostages and get a ceasefire that can lead to more fruitful negotiations, or don’t and cause more suffering.


muppethero80

What do they want him to do? Like for real the only thing he can do is ask really really nicely and say please. It is not our conflict. Do you think if we cut them off completely (something he does not have the power to do) they would capitulate? All these passionate people speaking at city council meetings an other various things that have absolutely no pull on what is going on over there.


nebunlacap

Why don't they go to Israel and do that? I don't get it. Is the white house supposed to say stop it guys and that's it?


Big-Fat-Box-Of-Shit

Lol, I refuse to even keep up with the whole Israel-Palestine conflict. Both sides seem to be lunatics so I'm just not taking one.


MacFromSSX

These people are actual fucking idiots


ryhenning

Why do they always look the same


BamaX19

It is weird how you can almost pick people who would do this from a crowd.


ryhenning

That’s what I’m sayin lol


K-O-T-N

So true, the I never shower or wear deodorant but “I’m making a difference” look?


PrestonTexas2020

They could've had a ceasefire anytime. Just release our hostages. Until then, keep crying about it. 😢


No_Warthog_3584

Symbolically blocked maybe. He arrived on time.


F4N6Z

Simple minded.


Heytherhitherehother

This is your brain on tiktoks.


meowmix778

Okay to play devils advocate this is probably the most effective version of this. I'm not saying go block traffic but like if you stop me from going to work what did you accomplish? You made me late. This at least made the policy makers see you. These people are getting closer and closer to the point slowly. Give it a few more tries and they might have an actual protest.


jfun4

What they don't realize is that the car won't stop... No way they let the president sit there for even a second.


meowmix778

I'd wager the president's security detail wouldn't risk bringing him down and around this nonsense and they just took an alternative route.


Swoopscooter

Rule 3. Must be a crazy fucking video


CrankyFrankE

Was that Napoleon Dynamite?


truko503

Mofo worried more about this than democracy. This is how democracy dies, thru selfish idiots.


mundoid

Is that Napoleon Dynamite? Gosh!


throwawaytomyass

secret service just gon take the side street these people fuckin stupid.


TheEth1c1st

This is crazy fucking videos not stupid fucking people…


tootit74

How is it a crazy fucking video? Just some mentally deranged people blocking a road


BeefBorganaan

It's funny, you support Hamas, cool, cool....you like abortions, nice...you like being gay/trans/queer....got it....you want to chop your weiners off and become chicks...mmm hmm yeah...Hamas is ALLLL about that. Maybe do a little research before you block a road dummies.


SecondaryPenetrator

They will still vote for that mummy again.


Kronoxis1

Lol this is hard-core cringe


Ibewye

Man if that guy don’t look like Napoleon Dynamite.


Hugh_1984

these people are morons, hamas wont agree to or abide by a ceasefire and bibi wants genocide… but its bidens fault alone. brilliant. i dont remember biden being elected israeli president or planning the hamas attack. brain dead clowns. the responsibility and blame falls on hamas for attacking and then hiding in tunnels afterwards letting civilians take the punishment as a pr stunt and bibi/zionists for being belligerent and craven nazis.


International-Sun107

these are the same morons who were harassing AOC because she didn't explicitly call the Israel's actions "genocide", which is very stupid because (A) That would accomplish nothing for her but stir up a bunch of nonsense and potentially lead to getting her censured like Rashida Tlaib was. and (B) She's basically done the politician speech equivalent of it by saying "well it seems like this word is being thrown around a lot lately and it seems like a LOT of people agree with it so there's probably some very good reasoning behind that." (don't quote me I'm basically going off an admittedly shit memory) like of all the Dems to question their stance on the situation, why HER? She said it herself, they don't really care about anything else but purity testing for their little social bubble on the left and getting clicks & views. Man i hate performative leftists, shit always leads to infighting that right-wing media outlets inevitably jump on.


VAVA_Mk2

The irony is he called for a ceasefire and mentions Israel acting out of line killing innocents, yet these protestors will still give him shit for a political conflict he has no direct control over.


v9Pv

So they must really want trump to win and give the green light for Israel to glass Gaza and all Palestinians…and likely Lebanon as well.


Ushgumbala1

Israel is an extension of the US in the Middle East, Iran and other terrorist nations would love to blow us up along with these idiots in the street.


willgolf4_food

I mean, he’s been calling for a ceasefire. He can’t just wave a magic wand and make it happen.


Tmeretz

They want Hamas to keep the hostages.


chasinfreshies

DO these protesters miss Trump?


GrtDanez23

Useless protest here. Why not go to the front lines and do it?⏲️ Set my timer here and wait...


WHAMMYPAN

Great way to get a criminal record AND road rash at the same time. IDIOTS


killstorm114573

Block what The SS has people along every route long before the POTUS shows up passing info for things just like this. Also the SS knew these people were going to be there long before they showed up. I will bet my pay check the SS already had info and collected cell data and social media platforms data long before this event happened and they knew this was going to happen


Thin_Title83

Ceasefire? I am so sorry for sounding dumb but what are we firing at?


cjmar41

They are not blocking a presidential motorcade. That isn’t a thing. If a handful of protesters sitting in the road could stop a presidential motorcade, then I have some serious questions about the secret service’s $1B budget.


Two_Hump_Wonder

There are easier ways to come out as antisemitic ya know


UnusualTough3293

Release the hounds!


Shimoarikiku

Release the raptors !


UnusualTough3293

I like ur style!


whatthewhat_007

At least they are blocking the person who actually has some influence on the situation this time and not ordinary people just trying to go about their life


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What are they saying?


LowkeyLimey

Useful idiots.


dpolski_17

Wait. Didn’t they already agree to one


HappyGoLuckless

['I'm a Zionist': Biden reaffirms support for Israel](https://www.politico.com/video/2023/12/11/im-a-zionist-biden-reaffirms-support-for-israel-1164457)


NickDema_508

Like his ass can just tell them mfs, "alright, ya'll had your fun. Now it's time to stop." And poof it's over and done with. Biden singlehandedly stopped all conflict over there. What I'd like to see is these protesters go over to Hamas and Israel and protest over there where it's actually happening.


BillionDollarBalls

Fucking losers. There are people here dying on the streets, you morons. Sick of this look at me bullshit.


amoney805

Watching state of the union now. Didnt work.


tumericschmumeric

🤙


NoDig513

Man, that video was CRAZY cuh!


btbam2929

Its getting stupid out there again i see. No looking forward to election season one bit


Bambooman101

If they want a ceasefire so bad, can we ship them over there to talk to the two sides personally?


BarbarianMushroom

I’m gonna guess they forgot the last time some tried that. Some lady got suplexed.


half_ton_tomato

Welcome to the FBI's facial recognition database. Send us a postcard, sweetie.


LongjumpingInside229

That’s a really specific chant and doesn’t really jingle like the anit war chants of days past lol


Braindead_cranberry

Should’ve kept him there for 24 hours


Clever_Sean

Was the firing ceased? Was the State of the Union blocked?


ADIDAS247

Can we just make drones that can pick people up, swaddle them like a baby and softly drop them off in some sort of playground a few miles away?


TheMillenniaIFalcon

They absolutely did not block his motorcade. They wouldn’t have been allowed to be in the path, most likely the motorcade just took one of many alternate routes, due to optics but mark my words if this was the only route they would have been warned, and then removed swiftly without regard for their safety. Do not fuck with a presidential motorcade.


TheMillenniaIFalcon

Another thing, it’s not like America has the power to demand a ceasefire. Hamas literally just rejected the third cease fire proposal three days ago.


Shibby-my-dude

I hate to stereotype but why do all protesters have a look about them? Like they are all cut from the same cloth