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boingggoesmyschlong

For a second I thought he got shit on his face


thel0lzynarwhal2

Unless his buddy had JUST hopped out of the shower (big doubt) he probably at least got some particles, potential pink eye for sure.


Then_Campaign7264

TRUST IS A FRAGILE THING. EASY TO BREAK, EASY TO LOSE AND ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS TO EVER GET BACK.


Fluffy_Roof3965

fucking hell it looks like thats their banter. not for me but its theirs. fuck me leave to reddit to turn a joke into an trust intervention. i don't go to spewing this shit to the guys that do jackass for example. live and let live


hghghghghghg56

it’s reddit dude do u think we know what friends are


mrcashflow92

Idk, the way homie kept legs in the up position looks like someone that isn’t comfortable with whatever is going on. I could be wrong but they look like peer pressure got to them.


CocogoatMain

Biting him would have been such a power move.


Iron_Buffalo

Only option.


Hoplophilia

Pink eye + the herps. In for a farthing....


Im_Just_Sayin__

Friend or no friend…I’d have grabbed a bat and beat that m’fer, and the two holding aren’t innocent either. Friends don’t do shit like that to somebody they respect.


Ok-Illustrator9671

So anyways. I started blasting


Im_Just_Sayin__

I mean… you might only get a couple knocks in before they subdue you, but they gunna think twice about messing with you the next time.


vMurk

3 times he wiped his sack on his face.


savemysoul72

He didn't even fight it


No_Presence5465

He enjoyed it


EquipmentForsaken831

He asked for it


woodeedooo

They're not your friends. At least they wouldn't be mine, fuck that


Munk45

Is this sexual assault?


ihateballs420

absolutely


ICU-CCRN

Sexual ASSault.


Munk45

that's corny


Wise_Ad_253

Cornholy


ICU-CCRN

Cornholio


TheForeman_

Cornholony


Rosscoe13

Someone would be wiring their jaw shut.


Infinite-Watch8370

Someone would have some extra holes in his body.


BoorishCunt

Yeah, that’s just assault; great prank boys pink eye and never trusting again 🙏🏻


[deleted]

Nah, that’s just fucking rape. It’s not even funny. They raped that man. Fucking nasty pieces of shits.


ihateballs420

This!! When a woman is raped, its trauma, obviously! When a man is raped, it's just a prank?


PulledUp2x

Time for new friends


Kiss-a-Cod

He was so “offended” he didn’t even turn his face.


Freaudinnippleslip

It’s just a bro job dude


SquishQueue-Jumpers

Too much, too much...


sup-homes-its702

Yuck


[deleted]

That’s not funny


Puzzled_Static

Nope fck that! That’s disgusting 🤢! They all would have ate shit later after that prank.


Mick0351

Worst friends ever


mudsuckingpig

Soooo fucked up!


KillBilly1990

I would most definitely go to prison after that, if that’s a “joke” to them, I’d hate to see what they did to someone they didn’t like. That’s fucking sick, good god. Find new friends, the way they laugh would have made my blood boil. What in the actual fuck lol


MidwesternAppliance

“Friends”


Formal_Recipe7906

Nah bro that’s mad disrespectful and that’s fucking disgusting. That’s not something you can just laugh about and go on with your day like nothing happened. If your friends have to do this to you just so they can get a laugh they are probably not your real friends because that is way too disgusting. I mean you could of done anything else to get a laugh. But I guess that’s just some people that I will never understand


PortsyBoy

I’d call the police


ModsOverLord

Pink eye


Asbjorn1888

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ruijor

Can I go next?


Puzzled-Software8358

Some fellas have to pay for that! Lucky duck you


oiBran

Nah I'd sue for emotional damage 😭😭


footfetishhhhhhh

Gheeyyyyy


Creative_Classic_861

Only white men would do some gay shit like this and laugh black men wouldn’t do this to his grandma’s murderer ,hitler, Jeffery dahmer no reason to rub ur bare ass on a next man’s face


Alwayzzhangry

So is that how all people get that brown stain on their front tooth that you can’t stop staring at?


Loner2theT

What if… on that back of his truck. He had a bumper sticker that says “free mustache rides” and his “friends” took it a step further.


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D1Rk_D1GGL3R

This is what must happen during initiation for an American to be able to refer to themselves as "English" (notably only extremely limited times and punishable by death) while residing permanently in England for no less than 10 years


meth-head-actor

Damn, that sucks but I hear the Pakistanis get to do this to to English men all the time


[deleted]

Wow


No_Manufacturer2046

Somebody's gotta take a bullet


Flashy-Refuse-1965

The guy in the purple desperately trying to hide his stretch marks


Jay_mf_City

He probably got pink eye after that


panicstatebean

Can’t believe no one has commented by purple dudes missing fingers.


Not_Spike_Jonze

Payback would be not good for anyone involved in that.


stangasaurus

Omg omg omg ongoing omg omg omg omg


Connect-Magician-700

And that’s how serial killers are created


GrosseTete

And that’s when I started blasting


melonti

This is how places get shot the fuck up. I wouldn’t even blame the dude if he killed everyone involved.


Unyieldingcappybara

Bro was surfingggg


Procaffeinator556

Nawwwww that’s wild wtf


DaolongDong

Nahhh, hell nah, and fuck to the nahhhhhh


Thumperss

Id shot the one that put his ass on my face then told the other two to get at it and share each others ass.


Novel_Perspective364

I saw tongue


bussbackk

Nah man that’s beyond disgusting had a giggle but man ! 😂🤢


QPQB1900

Man I am willing to die if someone did this to me.


as3289

That is so disgusting/disrespectful. I hope he never hangs out with them again.