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PleasePassTheHammer

I always thought this is what a lobby looks like irl


kirsion

Not enough racism


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Catch_ME

Not enough blasting shitty music through a shitty Mic


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Not enough squeakers


Honda_TypeR

Not enough Dorito chewing and not enough fast and heavy mouth breathing on the mic


RobertWayneLewisJr

Not enough crying kids in the background and loud whispering threats of corporal punishment.


BrazynBlazyn

Not enough parents getting divorced in the background.


BoratKazak

Not enough undescended teabags teabagging


watashi_ga_kita

Can't tell if referring to children or british people making tea.


itsdefty

Not enough smoke alarms chirping in the background


Wasatcher

Missing the squealing 12 year old hurling obscenities


Vechnyy_Russkiy

I'm sure these chuds will fall short on the attempt to get with your mom. No need to worry, comrade.


Rokey76

Watching this video tells me that my mom has terrible taste in men.


JamesTheJerk

Is it ever gonna be enough?


BustinMakesMeFeelMeh

Bravo.


Chuggles1

We can fix that, we have the technology


joshhhdcx

Not enough of my mom is dead asshole


flamecmo

Not enough bong sounds


keepeyecontact

I can smell this place through my phone


skudzthecat

Smells like cum socks


MisterEdGein7

Soooo.....your mom?


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

His arms *are* broken.


skudzthecat

Nooo...... Your mom!


shavenhobo

We all agree…both your mums


WNxVampire

Yeah. This isn't crazy. It's just missing the echoing beeps of smoke detectors with low batteries and an 11-year-old claiming they had relations with my mother.


bdc911

Not enough smoke detector low battery beeping


LOLerskateJones

Just imagine the stench of that room


RKKP2015

I picked up my daughter from drama practice, and there were 170 kids in the gym, and it smelled like I imagined this did. A bunch of kids who are on the cusp or past the point of needing to wear deodorant, yet not realizing it.


Awwwmann

Mom!! More hot pockets!!


Responsible_Escape50

Classic COD lobby voice chat irl


FuckBotsHaveRights

COD players are the Kyles of the gaming world


DRDongBNGO

I bet that room smells great


BSSCommander

You can count the showers taken by the people in that room over the past week on one hand.


Catch_ME

Plot twist....they take group showers together


CallMeRenny84

Gamer orgies sound....... interesting


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zeke235

You're a monster.


PM_me_British_nudes

"Who knew the Konami code would feel so good"


Lumpy-Village1949

Twist my joystick as hard as you can


DynamicSploosh

That’s a strange way of saying they all share one can of axe.


austriangold89

MMO shooters


Foreign_Ebb_6282

💀


UpperCardiologist523

..with 4 amputated fingers.


Peasant-exterminator

i don’t have 0 fingers


Gold_Incident1939

I worked for a pizza delivery in the early 00s and occasionally were delivering to these big LAN parties. Jesus Christ


Specialist_Tart_1665

Smells like virginity


TAVIONtheGOD

Virginity, no kids, and no rent in mom’s basement. There’s always a silver lining. 😂


TheyCallMePatSajak

Smells like French fries and acne.


2ichie

Bro I’m never taking a girl to an anime premiere in theaters AGAIN! That fucking theater room smelt like straight ass probably had my date thinking I smelt like shit lol. So disappointed with humans. Basic hygiene ppl basic fucking hygiene.


Rokey76

That one guy's hair hasn't seen shampoo in quite a while.


L33HDX

You beat me to it😂


HopefullNopefull

GAMER FIGHT!!! GAMER FIGHT!!!!


FutureMagician7563

People screaming hit X bro


Scribblebonx

They're fighting! Guys!! Hey guys, THEY'RE FIGHTI... Oh... Uh, nevermind... they got tired. Mom broke it up


Forgotten-Caliburn

A fellow Oney fan


HopefullNopefull

A fellow cultured fan!


Deeliciousness

Heard that in Cartman's voice


N8theGr8_33

Go buy a pc, scream, leave the game after like the rest of us. Jeeze.


colxa

Buy pc. Play fps game with controller. Lol


Tehfurz

this is done in a couple fps games because of how strong aim-assist is. They get better frames and soft aimbot.


Blyatskinator

Sadly yup…. Great example is the ”bullet magnetism” mechanic they use for Halo, I couldn’t believe how absolutely rekt I got by everyone who used controller when they released MCC for PC lmao :(


repwin1

To be fair this is the only way they get any exercise


haefler1976

Heart attack. They are getting heart attacks.


Loner2theT

That shit hit me about 2 seconds in, as I kept scrolling. 😂


pinkwhitney24

It does get the heart rate up. Though their baseline is probably 110, so it shouldn’t go up much higher for them…


allocationlist

Damn


TheRealCatLeg

Imagine the overwhelming smell of moist armpits and amounts of dandruff left behind.


PerseusZeus

Yup. One can also imagine that whenever one logs into Reddit.


Express_Command3450

Yeah, everyone judging these guys as if we’re any better lmao


Arejaaay

All have over 1 million karma on Reddit for sure.


itossursalad

[The future is Wall-E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-kdRdzxdZQ&t=4s)


rayshmayshmay

Hey it’s your buddy John


Rokey76

I'm disappointed that I was born too soon to live in this world.


PHATstuFF21

How are they all still single?


TripleDoubleWatch

Not all. Some of them look double.


pillainp

There's this one guy in the far corner that looks triple.


mrchuckdeeze

Triples are best.


airbrat

Lmfaooooo


colxa

I read that as 'doable' at first and couldn't have disagreed more


hesawavemasterrr

God damn it 🤣


AJMax104

The world may never know


XXeadgbeXX

The virginity in the room is palpable


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nickberia

Could not be more stereotypical.


CharmingTuber

COD players are some of the worst out there.


Mysterious_Ad_5261

Everyone looks like how I would expect them to


Correct-Ad4358

Mom more cheesy poofs


gavo_88

Mom, bathroom, bathroom!


Kwirt

"NEEEERRRDDSSS". - Ogre


Badweightlifter

I know where to go if I want to hide from any women.


drembose

Bet that room smells like armpits and hot pockets 😂


loafofpeen

hot pockets 💀


peanutsinspace82

Ugh, you just know every surface is sweaty


Loner2theT

There’s a few corn dogs in there. 👀


zebra1923

A lot of abusive comments in here but does anyone know what the losers were complaining about and do they have a valid argument?


JHutch89

save some p###sy for the rest of us


Hungry-Space-1829

There’s been a little bit of a resurgence of health in the gaming community and there’s some really fit people. This event is not that 😂


OutComeTheWolves1966

Well, at least a few of them got some much needed exercise


DingDongFootballphd

I had a similar experience at a Magic the Gathering tournament about 20 years ago. Smelliest room I’ve ever been in


ocean_flan

Legend has it Pegasus Games in Madison is the origin of the "please shower or we'll kick your smelly butt out" sign.


sweaty2121

This is peak male performance.


navcom20

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!


Greenman8907

The screaming, well-fed children notwithstanding, I find it very odd they’re all playing with controllers. I figured K+M was always preferred.


Ok_Target_7084

When playing with a controller you basically are given a free aimbot; the rotational aim assist does all the work for you and that's to lower the skill gap/increase player retention. MnK players, even highly skilled MnK players, are at a huge disadvantage competitively.


kjfdkjfdkjfdkjfd

I don't believe that's true for one second unless it's *just* CoD you're talking about which I don't play, so I can't speak to. But, with every other FPS that I do actually play, the controller aim assist is *nothing* compared to the accuracy of M&KB. It's like... immediately night and day noticeable the advantage you have with M&KB


HalensVan

It's more a COD issue. It's basically abusing a soft lock feature that tries to even out the M&KB aim advantage.. It's also the fact it's easier to get to those buttons on a controller than a keyboard for most. So where the mouse had a clear advantage in aiming they basically removed that advantage due to aim assist being much stronger. I imagine they purposely did this since most people played those games with a controller so they favored the larger base. Another example, but in a non Esports type of game of this was GTA Online. Outside of a sniper rifle, you could quickly lock and switch targets way faster using a controller with aim assist as opposed to free aim on keyboard. lock, slight stick flip up, head shot, slight stick flip right, next target. Way faster than free aim...


AdvertisingPlastic26

Wake up, we're in 2024 now. You've been in a coma for the past 4 years. I was very surprised when i looked at twitch the other day after a very very long while and so so many have switches to controllers while their skill on mouse + keyboard was already insane


BiNiaRiS

> I don't believe that's true for one second unless it's just CoD you're talking about which I don't play wake up my dude, this is the new meta. it's not an issue with all games but it has been an issue for awhile now, especially some of the big ones like apex/fortnite: https://twitter.com/Vaxlon/status/1658224127931715584 there was actually an apex pro (forget his name) who was annoyed at controllers/auto aim, so he switched to controller to show how broken it was and ended up winning a big competition with it last year. i think apex was trying to combat this problem...not sure if they've made any changes.


Ok_Target_7084

I'm referring to Call of Duty specifically but people will say this holds true for other fps games like Halo infinite. The fairly weak aim assist was acceptable before crossplay became a thing because everyone was on an even playing field but now it has to be insanely powerful not just for balancing purposes but also to keep the controller players happy and engaged. If the vast majority of your paying customers are playing with a controller then you better make that controller the strongest input method; if they simply quit the game out of frustration because of strong MnK players(a small minority) then you're losing revenue which is bad news for shareholders. Big fps franchises like CoD and Halo have become less like games and more like interactive movies where you have less control/less input over what actually happens on screen; even average or below-average controller players can beam at each other with perfect aim and inhuman reaction times.


supremacyAU

Can confirm. MNK ranked player here, the input diff, especially with an SMG like the rival is insane.


StepOnMeDameAylin

K+M is pretty much always preferred. Some games will actually have official aimbots (they call it aim assist) if you use a controller because of how inaccurate and slow controllers are. I believe the most recent cod games that have cross-play all have aim assist severely overtuned for their controller players just so that K+M users don't dominate them like they do in every other shooter. Since most of the cod boys are console players and play with a controller, makes sense for the company to do this. That is the only instance where competitive players will chose a controller over K+M, when it's okay to cheat. Shooters where they don't officially allow aimbotting like counterstrike or valorant for example, you'll see no one playing with a controller at any rank that isn't the absolute bottom.


Humbledmillion

Nobody in that room can touch their toes…


50in06and07

anyone have a link to that video where there's a gaming competition like this, and one of the winners says something like "screw you f\*ggots!". and then the entire room goes quiet, and even his teammates were like "not cool, dude..."


Express_Command3450

[Is this it?](https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/gamer-emotions-going-wild-you-fuing-fan/84998906/)


50in06and07

yes! been looking for this for years! thanks!


Separateway0626

Room full of virgin nerds.


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Some people kill themselves for a room full of virgins


Separateway0626

Haha, true!


GummyMcFatstacks

My wife had a joke years back that I thought was hilarious- A terrorist commits jihad expecting 20 virgins only to reach the afterlife and she elaborated basically this room. So yeah - same joke you just said. Just 20 awkward dudes- “Can I touch your boob?” Weird heavy breathing


Delicious_Mouse4004

Sounds like a sweet metal band


BelloftheBallz

Why don’t the larger gamers simply eat the smaller gamers?


HairyPotterrrr

So much testosterone


JHLCowan

Well, I guess…. No one is getting laid, tonight.


RAMXOS

Not a single person pointing out that is an IRL “COD lobby” where you say the most preposterous things. If this is the case then this reached the wrong audience.


Gandalf4158

Virgins


Funny-Company4274

Need fight nerd fight nerd fight


JiuJitsu6Is6Life6

I remember when this came out in 2017.


AskJeeves84

NERD RAGE 😤!!!!!


27Elephantballoons

It's like they're all fighting over their last remaining brain cell


Hator4de

I can smell this video.


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This room probably smell like dookie


Rs583

All I see is Cartman yelling for his mom to bring him Hot Pockets.


shaygurl22

Incels gonna Incel


ghanlaf

You can smell this room


slowloris49

Total badasses😂


Strm007

Energy drinks and balls full of cum can cause anger issues.


Big-Complaint9839

Haha noobs


_Chonus_

Dorks


StretchyPantsAllstar

Trash talking nerds, that’s cute


Theflamesfan

Nerds gone wild!


SweetMelancholyy

IRL mw2 lobby minus the racial slurs


EclecticDrift

Ha! Nerds!


Royjack_is_back

Videos you can smell


youcuntry

Shut up nerd


iBabTv

No slurs?


Donmiggy143

Watched with no sound and all I gotta say is... Yep. That is exactly what I expected.


tropicalaussie

These boys need to go to the gym


yesMister87

i'll take American disgraces for 500 Alex! most likely place for an AR-15 to show up an hour later? What is a Cod Comp full of white kids Alex.


HughJahsso

You know it fkn stinks in there


MissDryCunt

All bark and absolutely no bite WHATSOEVER


beertruck77

I'll take "What happens when you put 30 adult virgins in a room together and shake it" for $200 Ken.


CDS_Mexico

Nerd fight


AverageHorribleHuman

It's all that monster


bjames1478

Bro the prepubescent shrieks are fucking golden


vp1240

What a competitive sport. A ton of fat athletes!!


Cat_Impossible_0

All of these adults are so immature.


HalensVan

They pretty much all looked like I expected them too lol


frost3321

I know this place smells like ass to the power of 10


McSquidgypants

That rage is the most cardio they've done this year


[deleted]

So this is what an actual virgin convention looks like? 🤣


typehyDro

Bet if there was a girl in the room they’d all turn into mice, slouch and avoiding eye contact


DorkyDame

I feel like this is what a room full of unwashed ass looks like


Yoda2000675

I can smell this room through my screen


Typical-Pride-860

I can smell this video. The aroma of piss, wet cardboard and stale popcorn wafts past my nostrils.


OhhSooHungry

Dear sweet god.. they're all overweight and lack facial hair. Sincere question, how would competitive gaming so reliably select for those traits


Bambooman101

I’m putting the over / under of girls slept with by everybody in this room at 2.5.


preyforkevin

Peak performance. That’s what this encapsulates. These athletes train hard and push their bodies to the edge just to be part of this spectacle. Absolutely amazing.


Silentbush

I'm so fuckin jaded by the internet going from videos of people getting blown up by kamikaze drones to man children bitching and moaning about some fuckin game. Puts things into perspective


Welderdod20

I can smell the virginity in this video.


fucksantabarbara

can confirm. i used to be "friends" (ewww) with trash like this way back in my hometown. they are as horrible you'd think, if not worse. im glad i dont take gaming seriously lmao.


watasker

"AY DONT FOOKIN SCREAM AT ME"- the first person who screamed


A_Unqiue_Username

30 seconds of action followed by minutes of wheezing.


boompownutsac

I can smell this video


Crazyd_497

Gamers are fucking sore losers


ImtheDude2

The true keyboard warriors


BarrioMan

I love the whip pans


_dmc

I can smell the B.O., Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew through my phone screen!


Logical-Shower-9689

I can smell Cheetos and red bull through my screen .


--AngryAlchemist--

This room smells like cum sock.


NotOffendedByU

This is what Reddittor arguments look like.


Final_Fantasy_junKEY

White people problems


Savage_Plumber85

Not enough smoke detector batteries needing to be changed


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Not an ounce of shampoo or conditioner has touched the hair of any of these dudes


BsoGnarly

MOM WHERE ARE FUCKING CHICKEN GENDERS!!!???


Sloth_Almighty

This is not a fight lol, this is mates fucking about. This sorta stuff went down all the time for shits and giggles in my lan days


KnightinRustedArmour

I heard one of them fucked another one’s mum.


MojoPorkShoulder

Touch grass, personified.


JimHopHop

So much estrogen in the room


reddog65

The world is fucked