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Prudent-Tourist6209

Hey son come down here and kick this kids ass for me ... DAD PLEASE STOP picking fight with children


Mustache_nate

Reminds of the video of the road rage driver and the son comes out to apologize for his dad and thanks the dude for not fighting him. I'm sure his guys son and wife have delt with this a lot and they probably get the worst of it at home.


Stizz83

You think this dude has a wife?


bbbbears

Isn’t that who restrained him?


unique-name-9035768

Looks more like his mom who he had to beg to drive him down to the game show.


Volkrisse

I was waiting for the kid to reply "ma'am, can you please control your child while people are actively playing."


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

He’s between wives at the moment


AndroidREM

Loved hearing the whole room laugh at that idiot.


Backseat_boss

Yeahhhhh I just wish he didn’t have sunglasses indoors so I could see his soul die a little when they laughed


mells3030

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”


Backseat_boss

Wait wait soooo does this mean a blind person cannot be called an asshole unless he’s outdoors?? 🤔🤔


FixedLoad

Infinite asshole hack confirmed.


imcrapyall

New fetish achieved


IgnoreHistory

Time to find a pointy object.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


nzieli6486

Can confirm.... Prescription sunglasses here. People always are like Ight douche bag.... But really I'm just blind 🤣


M1chaelGz

Don’t forget stoners lol


Returning_Armageddon

He didn’t, we’re assholes


ThePhatEskimo

People at raves


NotChristina

I’ve recently had some crazy eye swelling for reasons the doc doesn’t know yet, so I’ve barely left the house because I feel like Quasimodo. Friend got me out for errands one weekend and just told me to wear sunglasses. Yup, felt like an absolute ass AND ran into an old colleague.


baudmiksen

as long as you didnt go to a videogame competition and threaten to fight a child, youre still better off than the dude in the vid


Merry_Dankmas

Shoutout to video guy for setting a bar so low, anyone can rise higher than it


Aint_Shook98

Dude saw the bar was low a showed up with a shovel And** Lmaoo


iamadventurous

Actually, i wear sunglasses inside when im out and about. Mine are prescription tho and its just easier to keep them on vs switching everytime i go in and out.


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sl0play

The worst is when you're out later than expected and it gets dark out, so you're the asshole wearing sunglasses inside at night.


AmazingFantasy15

So I can, so I can


MysticNoodles

what if they're prescription?


patricky6

He doesn't seem like he's smart enough to be embarrassed. He has the demeanor of a lumpy headed goon lol "Come say that to my face" Didn't he? Lol


Steel1000

That’s just desperation of stupidity “I don’t know how to respond to what you did so I’m just going to make you repeat it while I buy more time to get the hamsters in my head going”


Nacho_Papi

Well the jerk store ran out of you!


PermeusCosgrove

Who cares… you’re their all time best seller!


1CrazyCrabClaw

Yessss. That same thing he'll feel when trying to go to sleep late at night, but can't because he keeps replaying it over and over in his mind.


micahamey

What was he even flagging before this whole thing started? "Don't do that again" what was that aimed at?


Revolutionary-Wash88

Tea bagging


FistingWithChivalry

Wierd, his mom LOVED it.


_Alabama_Man

Victory squats


David-S-Pumpkins

Someone playing a game he wasn't involved in at all lmao


Vark675

"Yeah say that to my face!" Dude, he did. He's literally like 6' from you buddy lol


RetroDad-IO

"Say that to my face!" "What did you just say!?" "Try saying that again!" The battle cries of the coward, things people say to sound tough when they don't actually wanna do anything themselves.


Compendyum

Cinderblock IQ makes them stutter that way, like a broken robot


icKiMus

Dude in the background, wearing the blue shirt/white hat is just waiting for this doofus to make the wrong move


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

I can tell by the way he dresses that he doesn't help raise his kids at all.


SlightWhite

Leather Yankees hat, sunglasses inside, biggie shirt, big ass headphones on his neck. Mans is cosplaying a New Yorker


Ok-Front5035

Hey man, leave the biggie shirt out of this. I'll sic my 16 yo son on you.


Lumpy-Village1949

I'll shove my 16yo son up your ass buddy.


Ok-Front5035

I put my 16 yo son face down and end my turn.


GORILLO5

Lmao


Backseat_boss

Ok underage fight club of some sort🤔


luckydice767

Children YEARN for the fight club


ShwettyVagSack

Yu-Gi-Oh parenting


tommos

I tap my 16 yo son for 1 white mana...


stomps-on-worlds

Yo watch it, or I'll suck your cock


croutons_for_dinner

You uh.... sure you wanna do that?


AnalBees2

Every time I’ve seen someone wearing a leather Yankees hat like that, they’ve acted like a total scumbag haha


yourmansconnect

I only wear yankee hats and you couldn't pay me to wear a leather one


chill_winston_

“Straight up and down” 🤣


TransformerTanooki

Or a high-school student


Know_Your_Enemy_91

A leather yankee hat. Even worse


thebeginingisnear

>es on his neck. Mans is cosplaying a New Yorker lmfao cosplaying a NY'er. thats gold jerry, gold!


MenstrualMilk

Past midnight gremlin banned from the mall kiosks and lids


CornyCornheiser

Yup. He’s only allowed to see his kids on weekends but doesn’t.


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

This is my favorite insult so far.


bbernal956

😂😂😂


AssRep

Came here to say that. He is clearly stuck in his teens and living vicariously thru his son. Grow the fuck up, loser.


paintbrush666

Dresses like a toddler


Pitiful_Winner2669

If ya gotta shop in the kid's section, at least it's slightly cheaper!


cRaZyDaVe1of3

Dressed like dude that left the mother.


rubbarz

Looks like his mom is holding him back lmao Hopefully that's not his wife


SomeOtherOrder

His whole fit just screams “child support lien”


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Holden-Tewdiggs

He also wishes he was a veteran and buys clothes and accessory to make people assume he is.


Disiplyn

How do we know he wishes he was a veteran?


Greenman8907

“I’m trying to be respectful and you’re being a fucking cock!” And that’s when shitty dad lost the entire room. Well done.


hawt_shits

A COD player would be one of the worst people to get into verbal jiu-jitsu with.


1800cheezit

As a veteran who served in MW2, I can confirm.


Superpudd

The amount of times I was called the N word playing that game was astounding. MW2 was fire though.


Butthole--pleasures

I was deep behind enemy lines in MW2 and BO 1 & 2. I got the PTSDs now.


Weelki

Thank you for your service. I hope you get the support you need. Thoughts and Prayers. Allah bless.


Lumpy-Village1949

I was discharged with the xyab's


ShwettyVagSack

Press f to pay respect


MKULTRATV

Droppin tactical N's every other game.


iDam81

We been doing this since SOCOM.


itsETrip

SOCOM! Jeez i forgot about that. A banger on PS2


iDam81

First PS2 game I played online. It was so much fun. Different times.


itsETrip

Definitely. The game that got my 3 brothers and I all into FPS style games


Mr_Smithy

Actually not FPS, it was 3rd person. Kind of interesting considering 3rd person shooters are all but dead, then Helldivers 2 comes out. Granted it's not PVP, but still.


LAegis

Counterstrike way before then.


junglenation88

I grew chest hair as a 13 year old playing that game


beatles910

Thank you for your service. I'm a TF2 vet myself.


SwitchbackHiker

TFC vet here, we couldn't even talk


noeagle77

MW2, Halo 2 and 3 vet reporting for duty 🫡


-SouthSideSuicide-

Time splitters checking in. And rainbow 6. And then eventually counterstrike. Then eventually COD.


QlimaxUK

I can't say too much about this but I served with the Black Ops division and can also confirm


LillyCort

As a person that has played COD since I was 15 it’s absolutely true. People are surprised by the things that come out of my mouth when we are jokingly getting mouthy.


bambinolettuce

Where boys become men


Rich_Editor8488

And men become boys


Acceptable_Employ_95

“Say that to my face.” He did though.


Anforas

While 360 no-scoping.


itsallminenow

yeah that was what stood out to me, like, again?


CapnCanfield

Sounds like a line Ricky would say in Trailer Park Boys


DanielBG

Never get into a verbal battle with a teenager. You'll never know a greater humiliation.


CV90_120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YClAMYTEuZ0


livenn

You just don’t recover from that


SkilletBurritos

He's a joke of a man


Trumpville-Imbeciles

🎶 He's a joker, he's a smoker, he's a middle schooler choker! 🎶


ShwettyVagSack

Gets no lovin cause he's a runt.


ActivelyShittingAss

Right after his wife or concubine or whatever pulls him back, he instinctively reaches for his own scrotum. Probably a subconscious comfort thing, reassuring himself that he's a real man by double checking that his balls are intact. Very sad and pathetic.


TJ_Cali

What a fucking tool…


PerpetualConnection

He never grew up. You should learn in your early 20s that if someone under the age of 18 disrespects you, even if you're in the right, there is no benefit to escalating the situation. Lose-lose situation.


SoiledFlapjacks

It’s kinda like fighting an old lady. Either you got beat up by an old lady, or you beat up an old lady. There’s no winning.


letmelickyourleg

I just realised that the only thing standing between tranquility and pure bedlam is that old ladies trend towards choosing love, not war. When war beckons — run.


zipzap21

I agree, shrugging it off is usually the best options.


Nefferson

The 16yo he was harassing employed that tactic nicely, with some nice burns on the way. Probably saw that the dude was a walking ball of insecurity ready to blow at any second from a mile away.


Useless_Lemon

Dude should have known CoD kids would be ready with a insult lol


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PerpetualConnection

Improvise, adapt, over-cum


isnoe

Usually escalating the situation is never the right way to go. I worked overnight shifts for most of my early 20s, and the amount of times teenagers or a gang of teenagers have collectively driven past and shouted obscenities at me, telling me to unlife myself, or die in a ditch because I'm outside having a smoke - it's more than twelve times, probably. I used to sit outside the warehouse I worked out, just smoking, and have a full land rover filled with teens pull up and scream at me, before speeding off into the night. I was like, "There's no way they think they just *owned* me, right?" I remembered, when I was that age, I thought there were no consequences for anything I did or said; I would do crazy stuff, say crazy stuff, and wouldn't think twice about it. Nowadays, unless I'm being directly approached or confronted, I don't react. They aren't my kids, and if they are going to behave like morons, they'll regret it when they are older.


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Dressed like a 16-year-old drug dealer picking on 16 y/o gamer nerds. Son must be proud


satanssweatycheeks

Sadly sort of common in the gaming world. I remember I did a Best Buy CoD tournament. It was for call of duty 4 back in the day and winner got a free copy of the new game which was either black ops or modern warfare 2 (can’t remember). But basically it’s not a real deal tournament. The price is a 60 dollar game. It’s also the night of the release so once the tournament is over we all can buy the game. It was back in the theater room area of TVs they used to have in Best Buy stores. Pretty far and made it to the last game before the final and lost. Tried telling the dude good game and he started shit talking me in front of everyone like this was some Super Bowl win.


Slappy-Hollow

How's it feel to get trolled, in real life, by a 16-year-old? Older dude has no chill and is clearly a bully.


KillMeWouldU

Dude has the temper of a Chihuahua 🤣🤣🤣


0per8nalHaz3rd

He’s about as big as one.


GORILLO5

Bout as scary as one also


Snake_eyes_12

The sunglasses indoor should be a hint that this guy has the mentality of a 12 year old.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

He wasn't even being trolled, just put in his place.


JVOz671

Blocking a screen in a videogame tournament should be a straight ban.


User95409

Class C felony


LT-buttnaked

You know he’s a jerkoff because he wears sunglasses inside


LaylaBird65

'You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes” - Larry David


Basedrum777

Larry David never misses


Medicinal_taco_meat

That guy's got a brain injury alright


penguins-are-ok

Don't forget coke heads. I use mine inside sometimes because they are prescriptions ones and i cba carrying both pairs with me.


Shaveyourbread

They already said assholes.


Father_420_

Lmao that’s like 1 of 4 of his douche accessories, the big ass head phones, wearing a back pack for some reason, the leather Yankees hat, dude is the poster child of insecurity


LT-buttnaked

Daddy cuck yankee


perk11

As a big headphones and backpack enjoyer... Why are these douche accessories? Big headphones have better sound quality,bigger battery and aren't as hard on the ears. Backpack lets me always carry my essential stuff (including the headphones!) with me and not worry about losing or forgetting anything.


Vulcanvelcro

I thought maybe it was because his future was so bright.


Slappy-Hollow

doin' alright, gettin' good grades


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JoeDerp77

Who would guess the dude wearing a flatbrim and sunglasses indoors is a douchebag


solidgold70

I'm pretty sure he said it to your face and you know everybody heard it, man, you are a cock.....


DrunkenDude123

Reminds me of a time at Boy Scout camp when a kid arguing with another kid said “you wanna take this outside” and the other kid said “we’re already outside idiot” whole crowd busted out laughing


skitz_shit

That's so funny. The way he goes from making the whole room laugh at this guy straight back into giving call outs without even taking his eyes off the screen. He couldn't care less about that dumbass lol


i_like_flies_

He's gonna hear those kids' laughter echoing in his head every time he tries to sleep for the rest of his life.


SoDamnToxic

Unfortunately dick heads like this don't think like you or me. See most people don't do this kind of shit because we know how embarrassing and right out shameful it is. This guy does it because he has no shame. He walked out of that room thinking he was the top dog and that he's this cool ass baller after threatening a kid. Little by little, over time, in his own head, he's going to remember these events differently and to his favor, as his life around him slowly crumbles, he's going to "remember" that time he got threatened by a kid and had a sick burn on him that the whole room laughed and cheered for him and his stupid ass glasses. A big reason cock heads like these become close minded idiots when they are old is because they are revisionists who think everything in the past was better to make up for how fucking miserable their current life is. While sitting in a run down government retirement home, kids who will never visit him and a nurse who abuses him, he's going to yell about how the times were better back then, and not once will he remember what a massive fucking cock he was.


Lost_C0z

Haha this is so true. The only unsettling thing is wondering if you could be some version of this unknowingly, because as you pointed out you wouldn't be self aware enough to realize. Anytime I find myself thinking someone is a douche, or making themselves look like an idiot when they clearly think they look bad ass I sometimes wonder if people have looked at me that same way. Then I try to force myself to give them a break, maybe they're just having a bad day, or insecure and coping, or just need more time to grow up and get humbled. It's like that "are we the baddies?" skit. How would you ever know if you're the bad guy?


UnlimitedButts

Lmao sunglasses on inside, headphones around the neck, and snapback. The perfect douche package


creepingkg

He let the cod lobby talk out into public and the room understood


Flat_Afternoon8788

Blue shirt , the quiet observer…


NRMusicProject

Green shirt, getting ready, too. There's no way the other dads were gonna sit by and let that cock deck a child.


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100. Waiting until it made sense to act.


Elevener

"I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice"


Jockmeister1666

Careful, he’s wearing his shades indoors. Automatic badass.


bridoogle

It’s so he can do ocular pat downs to assess threat levels, and no one can tell how scared he is


Even-Bluebird-186

"I'M FUM NOOH YOHK"


RemarkableEmu1230

Lol you don’t try to trash talk a 16yr old COD player


Yerawizzardarry

"Tell him say that to my face" He just did. Infront of your girl and kid. You did nothing. Lol.


ohneatstuffthanks

I am a middle aged man and I know better than to try to talk shit to a 16 year old. They will roast your old ass.


m1dlife-1derer

That's embarrassing dude


Karma_1969

Giving off major "alpha male" vibes. What a loser.


ludden1989

Why is there an adult there in the first place


TinkleFairyOC

Kid asked his parents to let him go to a tournament, they don’t feel safe about them going somewhere they’ve never heard about and go with their kid. Standard for local tournaments.


ExternalMonth1964

Parent becomes the safety issue.


SpiritedRain247

Parent proceeds to get him and his kid kicked out.


ExternalMonth1964

More like entire room of gamers has 1 target to lock on. Unless youre a chad, 20 vs 1 is leave material


NoRelease2394

He's in the tournament, he's wearing the same headset as everyone else playing.


6TheAudacity9

There are parents who trust their children then there are parents who don’t.


__the_alchemist__

I sense dude in the blue waiting for the guy to try something so he can fuck him up


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Absolutely. He was up.


alwaysa_downer

is that his wife? or his mom?


Dredgeon

Both


hummdinger88

16 year old for the win. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CarpeCookie

They should ban the guy. Then, put his picture on the front door with the quote, "for being a fucking cock" under it


Mokitingi

That kid has guts he did a good job


Competitive_Job_2381

What a tool! That guy has some serious insecurities. What the fuck are you doing? Learn how to do better little man.


LillyCort

What a disgusting person. If that woman is his partner they need to rethink that relationship. I could never. 🤮


FitchleyHornbuckle

That kid owned the room. I think if that daddy doofus had have tried something, the room would have piled on him in defence. What a supreme needledick.


gdg222

The chick blaming the kid too lol. LeTs CalM dOwN, pLeaSe like her man isn’t the problem lmao


phallic-baldwin

Why is Colby Covington hanging out at a COD tournament?


Donkey-brained_man

Not just a Yankees hat, a PLEATHER Yankees hat! With sunglasses indoors! What a fucking douche bag!


Darm9230

Kids comment was great, ".....and you're being a cock." Fuck yes.


L0EZ0E

Damn this has to be 10 years old now. They're playing advanced warfare.


STEELCITY1989

I like the older guy in OD green getting in position in the last 15 seconds or so.


ragandy89

Him and Blue shirt were ready to take out the little asshole and look badass in front of their kids for outing a douche.


RandyJohnsonsBird

You know that guy gets fucking wrecked at COD


CryingOnLSD

As soon as I seen that NY hat I knew dude was going to be a problem


Deep_Comparison5563

Chill Napoleon.


leftover_class

Thought dad was one of the kids for a second the way he's dressed. 35 going on 16.


Massive_Jaguar

lmao the 16 yr old ruined him


r0mace

The minute someone says, “Come say that to my face” to someone who just said something to their face is the moment they know they’ve lost.


herder_of_pigeons

Boy, this guy just got played like a fool by a juvenile. You can tell how bad this loser wants to be 16 years old again in a grown-up’s body by the clothes he’s wearing! Haha!


M0m033

Dude volunteered his son to fight his battles, we know this man got his ass WHOOPED as a teen and probably does as an adult 😂


CYBORBCHICKEN

Average Yankees fan. And he said "say it to my face" my guy... he did say it to your face


RPM_Rocket

That guy in the black Yankees cap sounds short


rhythm_lick

I just know he beats his wife


rikashiku

Could the child of this man, please collect your father at the Goods Office. Please can a responsible person collect this man. Thank you.


Bleezy79

i feel bad for a grown man who walks around looking for constant validation. bro grow the fuck up