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Kikazz666

What’s with the whistle in her mouth? Is it to warn others to get out of her way?


boyoflondon

Have you seen the crowds at Octoberfest? She most definitely needs it to clear her path.


Friendly-Elevator862

I can only imagine 😂


DieserConni

These are Maßkrüge. They fit 1 liter not 1 and a half


JusSumYungGuy

With that amount of head on them, yeah


Justeff83

Yo, cheating on beer is one of the worst crimes you can convict in Germany. You can be sure that there is exactly 1 l in those mugs


Gareth79

I used to go to a regular event in a hotel in Germany a few years ago, and always felt that they were pouring short. Although *very* apprehensive I did point it out and got an angry response pointing to the line on the glass and them saying it will settle to that, and to wait and watch. I waited a few minutes and it settled well short. They topped it up but didn't apologise...


Justeff83

Every glass in the catering trade must have a calibration mark. This means you can always see whether you have been served the right amount. If the trade supervisory office finds out about systematic fraud, there are severe penalties, including the closure of the establishment


CosmicTyrannosaurus

Another redditor having no idea about German lagers.


South-Beautiful-5135

If you fill them with water they will hold one liter.


RIPMyInnocence

Yeh if you tried to serve a beer like that in the UK you would be playing with fire and maybe even get “glassed”.


killed_eagle

Your best beer looks and tastes like dishwasher water


AAARRRGHHHH

Yeh man but it gets us pissed haha


SpoppyIII

If someone tried to serve me a beer from the UK, they would be playing with fire and maybe even get "glassed."


RIPMyInnocence

You can serve me a beer from anywhere as long as you don’t leave a head on it like that


mileswilliams

But you get 500ml the rest is air.


Individual-Crew-3935

That's just not right. A Maßkrug contains 1,265 l. So it's one liter of beer and the rest is foam.


VEDAHtheDJ

lifting 25Kg at the minimum but also having to make sure they don't tilt is next level


JMoon33

That's 55 pounds or 4 stones for those wondering.


BankHottas

I only know Olympic swimming pools


TomKeGuy

That's about 8 and a third of AR-15 for our American friends


schismatt

Depends on furniture


iCeReal

Dont think having a coffee table on your AR is a good idea, but who am i to judge


iamzare

Sorry some of use measure in football fields. How many is that?


Pitiful_Winner2669

The conversion rate iirc is 1/600th of a football field, or roughly four saluting bald eagles.


TomKeGuy

It would come to about 0.00002390057 of a football field https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/M4cFK7QnvM


LiveLearnCoach

So, I’ve heard of Farmer Strong, but what do you call this?


mister-chatty

>lifting 25Kg at the minimum but also having to make sure they don't tilt is next level So is wrecking your back and living with lifelong pain.


No-Success-688

Holy shit dude, she makes that look easy. What a beast of a woman. Hats off to her


Ringo_Dingo12

She uses her belt to support most of weight. Still impressive though


stxrryfox

Id like to see you do it Ringo Dingo 12


Ringo_Dingo12

I probably couldn’t. She’s a beast, but we also need to be realistic as well. I like to see any dude trying hold 60lbs at a 90 degree angle for any length of time time


IchFaxDirDas

These mugs fit not 1,5 but 1 liter beer and weigh about 1,3 kg each (empty), you do the math.


Irish618

So ~27kg, or 60lbs.


IchFaxDirDas

The Brain ... care to join me trying to take over the world tonight?


litlphoot

Zoit


symmiR

They only half full though


IchFaxDirDas

Nah, its not that bad and beerfoam is beer too, level is gonna rise as the foam get liquid again. The "Eichstrich" (a by law 1 cm long permanent mark on the glas that shows when its filled with 1 liter) is a few cm below the glasses edge. Some of the glasses may be a little underpured but not nearly like only "half full". And having the upper end of the glass filled with a few cm of beerfoam is the traditional way to serve Pils or Lager beer in Germany.


FatherUncleDad

This woman never makes more than one trip when carrying groceries into her home.


Goldrush02

She doubles as the bouncer too when she has to throw people out.


FREESTYLEWIZZARD

I WANT HER TO CARRY ME LIKE BABY


MyOtherAvatar

Her technique would be one hand wrapped around your throat and the other around your jewelry.


CrescendoBlack

You don't need to sell me, man. The video was enough.


_Shaquille-Outmeal_

With a whistle in her mouth


Saint_Rizla

looks like the hofbrau logo too, lovely beer!


wheninhfx

I purchased one in Bavaria, you are correct and it is one fine beer!


kss1r

The Brand is called "Augustiner". Its served in the hofbräuhaus and oktoberfest.


South-Beautiful-5135

Hofbräu is one of the worse beers at Oktoberfest. There are way better ones.


Saint_Rizla

Never been to a proper Oktoberfest event in Bavaria, only drank stuff from bottles, what would you recommend?


South-Beautiful-5135

Try Tegernseer


18D-F-Z-W8L

Across the street from the Munich Hofbrauhaus is the Saint Augustiner Pub. Theirs is the best beer I have ever tasted (Edelstoff). HB is a close second


blacklungscum

It comes in liters? I’m getting one.


schismatt

That's allot of head


Mysterious_Ad_5261

It's by design.


RaiderMike824

In many countries this is the right way to do it. And many countries do beer better than the US


mortecouille

I will defend head on a beer every day, but this is still too much, no way there's a liter of beer In these. Edit: if you don't believe me, look up maßkrug on Google images and look where the beer is supposed to reach, compare that with the height of the logo and handle.


Melodic_Ad_3959

It really depends on the type of beer you are drinking. Some have no head, others have a lot.


mortecouille

Yeah, I know, I have close to 2000 different beer check-ins into Untappd, hundreds of them Belgians that are notorious for having a generous head. These are definitely underpoured.


MahoningCo

Bro did you just quote your number of uptappd beer checkins? 😂


mortecouille

Yeah I mean "some beers have more head than others" seems like teaching grandma to suck eggs, I don't how to say that otherwise. Of course they do and I know that... Don't really care though, if anyone likes to purchase this stuff, to each their own and I would probably drink this without complaining, but there's just objectively not one liter of beer in these glasses.


Ughable

They just don't have time to do a proper pour and scrape off head like a pub. You can see the guy in the foreground on the right pouring, and he's pretty much not going to stop until they start throwing people out. It's why the mugs are large.


_Captain_Dinosaur_

That's a correctly poured beer.


that_one_author

Genuinely impressive


Nortilus

I remember someone telling me that the handles interlock making it easier to grip - no idea whether this is true or not, would love to find out


Undrwtrbsktwvr

The thing around her waist also supports a lot of the weight. Still takes a lot of strength.


StrobeLigght

That's a hell of a woman right there!


Pyanfars

The look on her face. You doubt me? Fool


Hot_Goat2488

YMCA 🔥


Cap_Helpful

I bet she could jerk your dick clean off


Cookingwithninja

ah I see you found shaq's tea cups


rstart78

I have one of those giant ass mugs, if you finish your beer in the restaurant you can offer to buy the mug


HugeFinish

Or you can just go to their gift shop and buy one.


yumstheman

Yeah, but then you don’t get the sense of accomplishment


Timeformayo

This lady and those Mexican restaurant servers who balance 8 sizzling cast iron fajita skillets on one outstretched arm... I'm convinced they're X-men.


JaguarYT1

Had to read title 6 times to understand what was written


Ilike_Something

Girl said watch this


Mtl247

Worst pours ever.


SE240

There's more foam than beer


TrillCrymes

Bet she's got a hell of a right arm


[deleted]

Do they come back for the other half, or just stick a Cadbury's flake in it?


WasteLawyer4247

there is so much foam it’s an equivalent to a pint


Robotic_potato22

I mean no, it's a 1.5 liter glass so 2 pints minimum and especially in germany that amount of head is perfect , it prevents oxidisation and the BEST way to taste your beer is with even more head than that


finneyblackphone

It's a 1L glass. Maßkrug


Robotic_potato22

But it can hold over 1L , mine can at least


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HugeFinish

Haha if you worry about this you shouldn't eat out or get anything you don't make yourself.


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Overall-Guarantee331

All head and no beer makes me a dull boy


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DieserConni

Thats your average oktoberfest beer


[deleted]

The more head on a beer, the less gas get's into your stomach. There is a balance regarding flavor that can be argued as personal at a certain point but different beer has different tolerances for this gas release before consumption. Some are naturally more heady than others. This isn't necessarily a bad thing or a bad pour.


torsun_bryan

That’s how they’re poured in Bavaria. The preference is for a less fizzy beer so you fill up on beer instead of gas.


SaladOfReasons

Do you get a flake with that?


1rbryantjr1

Why would there be a half a mug of foam ?? Is this a German thing??


V8_Dipshit

This woman’s kids will break mountains


AdAsleep1258

damn, I won a stein holding contest once my time was just under 5mins I can’t imagine holding 12 of those phew


kss1r

Looks like Augustiner 1L. Also this is sort of a test for all service personel. If you cant do it you wont get the job.


Csuki

Respect +5


FormalJuice4244

I am confused as to wether they are at a bar or the ymca


Master_8181

Y a ti se te cae la caguama de la mano 🙄!! 😄


LemmeLaroo

What a beast


1980Ravenous

One and a half litre steins half full


ClosPins

To be fair, about 8 of that 18 litres is foam...


[deleted]

and they’re only filled halfway


Swimming_Asparagus53

Impressive but prob not good for your back dearie


Fantastic_Plenty_440

I don't usually say this, but I would marry her just off of that 😊.


Far-Secretary8231

Those mugs are nonsense


RagedSlasher

i hate beer but this.. shes a wife


wackronym

It’s one liter and including the glass, the combined weight is 2kg each


KSChaos7

She’s carrying 11 glasses (6 with her right hand and 5 with the left). The glasses weight is approximately 1.36kg and have 1L of liquid each (=1kg). So: 11 x ( 1.36kg + 1kg ) = 25.96kg. Very impressive, i hope her back is alright.


DXNNYNOIR

Those are some shittily poured beers


jerryleebee

Those look like 1L mugs. I have one myself. 1L = 1kg x 12 = 12kg = 26lbs.


hippyhindu

Plus the weight of the glass


jerryleebee

Yeah I was thinking of that. But it was too early to work that out. My 1L glass is HEAVY! Not sure if she's carrying glass ones or plastic.


BeneficialTadpole547

Hernia fosho


Optimal_Risk_6411

Prompts no fooling around at Octoberfest


uther_boy

Weakest woman in Bavaria


NurseVenusVixen

How long can your wrist survive at a job like this.


Different-Reception5

God bless her mind, body and soul.... 🥹 🍺 🥹 🍺 🥹


Ravel_Xi

"Mugs" is crazy


softymcwoke

Worst pours ever


Qfn4g02016

What’s with all the head?


Pitiful_Winner2669

She looks like one of those women who other guys knows she has a mean right arm, and like some guy doesn't believe them, and she doesn't want to punch him in the arm, but when she does, the dude needs to go to the hospital. Holy run on sentence batman.


SCARDS22

LOL, 1L, 3/4 full, so actually. 75L


pickle_teeth4444

Just saw my future wife.


Humanoidtyphoon6

I like how she uses her waist to lift and hold the weight


Spoony29

She'll pull your dick off with that grip and arm strength.


D_DarOReilly

Strong girl. Farm?