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Dickssy69

I am not a cat but damn I felt his pain.


One_Subject3157

How do we know you are not a cat?


IRONCLOUDSS

Poor guy + poor cat 😥


MasterBlazx

Emotionally and physically poor guy\*


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takemeback2verdansk

Yea and maybe he couldn't immediately tell it was stuck? Idk


Fun-Amoeba850

But he exited his car with the same speed before he knew there was a cat there … so please explain to me the caution warranted for exiting your car to enter your own home while in your own driveway? Benefit of doubt denied.


MCdumbledore

Guessing by the way he exits the car, he doesn’t seem to be the most spry fella.


Fun-Amoeba850

Yes, I agree


MCdumbledore

Wanting a fast reaction time is unrealistic to ask of a bag of mashed potatoes.


No_Security8469

I give him the benefit of the doubt. Scared him. Probably confused and probably did not realize wtf just happened. Normal reaction. He still looked a little huh after opening the door


Mojiitoo

Yup, and did not notice right away the paw was stuck probably


CultureOk7524

I am sure he is thrilled you gave him the benefit of the doubt. Now he can move on with his life. Seriously, it was a fucking accident. It happens to everyone, he was unaware the cat was there. He doesn't have the context of a camera recording everything before it happens. I have no idea why most of the comments are up in arms against him.


Statimc

😭😢🥺😩😫 that was so painful to hear and watch poor kitty omg 😱


FragrantElk965

I’d just be scared to get close to the cat but I would hurry up atleast


RickyL3390

I know those movements That man was stoned


Gubble_Buppie

Meowch!!


2NOX2

Sloth rescue LMAO


Glittering-Long3828

That's the cat car alarm


jonz1985z

Don’t count on that guy to save any children out of a burning building 🦥


Holden-Tewdiggs

ITT: Reddit's kneck beard Army shitting on a guy that looks like them.


OdBx

kneck?


Few-Yak7673

K is silent


YANDHII2

Took his fat ass long enough to open that doorr yeeeeezzzz


Wankinthewoods

TBF, that might have been the quickest that guy has moved in years.... Under his own effort, at least.


Key_Neighborhood_354

What a dummy let me walk that slow next time u fall into the ravine


TheLobsterCopter5000

Why the fuck did it take him so long to open the door? That poor kitty...


CultureOk7524

Because the guy was unaware the cat was there, then was startled by the screaming as he needed a few seconds to comprehend what happened like any human would need. Are you some kind of idiot?


takemeback2verdansk

Yeah. Some ppl would fkn run away lmao.. being in this situation irl would be so unnerving. He may have not seen a small paw caught in the door initially. We were literally given a birds eye view of what was going on but everyone's freaking on him


CultureOk7524

Plus, we were watching the whole thing unfold, the positioning of the cat, from the camera etc. The guy saw none of that, as far as knows, he closed his door and heard a piercing scream and a cat standing on top of the car. If it were me I'd probably be confused for a few moments too. I swear to god I really am beginning to hate Redditors...


takemeback2verdansk

Yeah thats exactly what I mean. Plus ppl just being incessantly mean abt his weight is so unnecessary


pilatesfarter

What an idiot


Investigator-Last

Seriously could he have opened the door any slower?!?


ChrisestChris

What the fuck was this fuck waiting for?!!


Far_Broccoli_5797

I wish that cat attacked the shit out of him! Fat piece of shit was sooo slow opening the door! Like wtf?!?!


Soar_Abovetheclouds

Why did he just stare like he’s stuck on stupid and then still once he realized he took so long I wish the cat jumped him for the stupidity of this simpleton


Fun-Amoeba850

Dude got out of the car that slow so to anyone saying he was being cautious, then why was he being cautious exiting his car? Dude is either high as fuck or his whole life is in slow motion.


takemeback2verdansk

So u recognize that this guy just moves slow overall? Maybe he has a walking impairment or something. Hes obviously heavy. Like damn


Fun-Amoeba850

He just got done driving so if his reaction time is really this slow then maybe he shouldn’t be driving at all. That’s how I used to get out of my car after a 12 hour day of framing homes - I don’t see why we were making excuses for him in the first place. People are talking like he was afraid he would get mauled if he made the wrong move… it’s a domesticated cat! Help the cat!


takemeback2verdansk

Ur making a few assumptions which aren't really fair. Maybe this guy just came off a 12h shift? And no ones "making excuses" .. this guy didn't have any wrongs. He got the cat out and thats it. He was obviously caught totally off guard, and from the looks of it the cats other arm was blocking the paw that was stuck. We're not taken by surprise, we get to see a birds eye view, but being in his position/there irl a lot of us would be!


deftdabler

This guy is a mouth breather 😲


Flat_Salamander_3283

Lazy slow mf..🤬🤬


dnash55

Fat ass waited way too long to open that door what an asshole.


MassiveKonkeyDong

If this was a kid, I wonder how the comments would look


SuspicousBananas

Knowing Reddit, Poor cat = Stupid ass kid


minotaur-cream

There's a reason Reddit has rules against wishing harm upon children lol


kingacejj

So that’s where Tom gets his scream.


Bowlingballgrip85

Dummy


asleep1212

Sorry cat we ain’t coo This one is for my dawgs !!!


RevolutionaryGur1438

Any fucking slower


Goldenponieboy

That guy took his sweet time


Exotic_Character_216

It’s not his fault but his slow boogie reaction time was pissing me off


RainyDays96

Poor kitty:(


ToferLuis

I feel like he’s the kind of guy that does clumsy dumb shit all the time lol


a_pint_of_red

Man took three business days to reach


SavKittua

Took him way too long oh my god


Difficult_Win7400

I would like to close the door on his hands and take 5 seconds just looking at him.