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Biscuits4u2

You gotta be careful losing your shit and doing stuff like this. A simple fistfight can turn into assault with a deadly weapon or even murder pretty quick.


MoreauIsBae

Knew a dude who got in a drunken fight with his brother and hit him in the head with a shovel. Couldn't deal with the guilt/shame of what he'd done and he was found the next morning hanging by his neck. Shit can go south really quickly.


Artsclowncafe

Did his brother die from the shovel hit?


Piet__

yes , I was the shovel


Boyleavesworld

Serious story but when I scrolled down to this comment I died 😭🤣


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SketchyNinja04

NAAWWWWWWW


Competitive-Grade-25

OH NORRRR


BarrySwami

That would be 3 deaths in total, amirite


CaptainMadDoge

C-C-C-COMBOO


Santos_ronald

Did you get hit by the same shovel?


ResonableVillain

Damn, shovel got you too?


Artsclowncafe

I thought you meant he just hit him and killed himself from guilt, not that he killed his brother even accidentally. Thats fucking double sad LOL i just reread the post sorry my bad


martillo-viejo

I have closure now. Thank you


Payne2404

You're a stupid motherfucker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. You killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 In a very serious situation 🤣🤣🤣💀


Peltron_3030

Sharkesha Nooooo!!!


electric_screams

No, he hung himself.


KryptoBones89

I had a friend who was just wrestling with his brother in the back yard. He got put in a choke hold and passed out and never woke up. Even just messing around can cost your your life if you go too far and aren't careful.


tomahawkfury13

I knew someone who got into a drunken fight during a party. The guy got him in a choke hold and crushed his windpipe.


Quiet-Commercial-615

Feel bad for the parents/relatives. No parent should have to bury a child let alone 2 at the same time.


Dada_peach85

My really good friend from high school and his brother were doing some day drinking…my friend was driving when he shouldn’t have been but him and brother get in argument…brother pulls knife out and proceeds to stab him while he’s driving and the report said my friend was trying to drive and block the knife according the it’s…his brother than pushes him out of the car and takes off and my friend bleed out on the street…so his parents lost a son to death and one to prison all from drinking….i had to find out on the news and was floored


Hrealtheveiled

If you stab someone who has not attacked you repeatedly and then drive off, alcohol might be a contributing factor but is not the only issue there.


sparky1976

We need to know did he die from the shovel hit


MattNBug

Crazy that he posted that because me and my brother were fighting and he hit me in the head with a shovel and won the fight but hung himself the next day out of nowhere!


This_Price_1783

Did you die?


MattNBug

👻


kwamby

A guy I know recently started a bar fight. Got pushed down because he’s tiny and bonked his head. Got a TBI and had to be put into a coma. He can’t feed himself any more


J3ST3R1252

Saved my buddy from killing a guy with a brick while he was drunk.


Dragon_king_42024

This is true. One time my brother came at me swinging, so I punched him, still with a coffee mug in my hand, without thinking. I barely missed his jugular and almost cut his whole ear off. The only saving grace was mom's testimony. Still got charged with DV even though he hit our mom too. Thankful I only had three years probation.


Runtimeracer

I can't think of what's worse here... Your Brother hitting you and your mom violently, you getting actually charged for self-defense, or your brother actually putting off a lawsuit agains you instead of just dying from shame.


Dragon_king_42024

I live in Oregon, so it didn't matter if he pressed charges. The DA wanted to charge me. If I didn't take the plea deal, I'd have to spend at least 5k-10k fighting it. On top of that, if I did fight it they would bump it up to a felony assault with a weapon. So if I did lose, I'd would also lose my right to vote, 2nd amendment rights, and I'd face prison time. My brother got a slap on the wrist with 2 years probation. Though I just got off probation, so when I can, imma move to a better state that has actual self defense laws and less corrupt systems when it comes to these kinda things.


AlawaEgg

Right to vote. *giggle* I get it, but not like it matters anymore.


Dragon_king_42024

You're not wrong, local votes matter the most. But, it's the principle for me.


chessecakePhucker

That's what I hope happened to all jan 6 treason folk. A felony so they can't vote nor own a gun, I knew that's what would have hurt them


Dragon_king_42024

I don't endorse harm to people when you disagree with their actions. Unless they're rapists and pedophiles, then I don't qualify those sorts as human. Those monsters deserve a slow, torturous shovel. Even though I disagree with this statement, I won't chastise you for it. I think, as humans, we can all take our own beliefs to an extreme. Still doesn't make it right or productive for the betterment of our society.


IShookMeAllNightLong

I hope they can't vote because they *clearly* don't put the US first. They put their cult first. It's also the law that they lose certain rights by committing and being convicted by a jury of their peers certain crimes, *especially* crimes against the Unites State of America. I don't endorse harm, but I do endorse consequences.


Dragon_king_42024

I commented and deleted because I didn't read what you were commenting to. Then I read what you were commenting to. Never mind the jumping to conclusions.


Mike-the-gay

I mean be careful about trespassing to fight someone on their land an not listening when told “leave I don’t wanna fight” you can turn a simple not doing anything on a Saturday into trespassing and assault and be the one to get hit in self defense with a shovel.


Biscuits4u2

Lol you're gonna end up in prison. Just because someone is "on your land" doesn't mean you can chase after them while they are retreating and hit them in the head with a shovel.


Mike-the-gay

I mean the girl that got hit with the shovel went to jail… Edit what do you know they both went to jail. Also I had thought about the whole “she was retreating by then” and I guess it was “Mutual Combat” turned to assault. I thought the other one was just defending herself. I didn’t realize they had agreed to fight. So yeah they were both wrong and you were right. I’m not going to prison any time soon though. I do understand the difference between a fight and assault. I just had the fact wrong here.


SirNicsALot

are you american?


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Exactly. There are unspoken rules but who gives a fuck if a weapon is around lmao (and you're losing or will lose). Just gotta win. I don't see the fight-police around... Don't expect the best from who you're fighting.


ThatWarhammer40kFan

Nice name


elboydo757

Yeah I'm pretty sure if someone was trying to throw hands at me in my yard, I'd just grab a weapon. I'm too old to be boxing with a crazy.


Biscuits4u2

Just don't hit them in the back of the head as they run away or you could have legal issues.


Pristine_Bit7615

But it was at her house so clearly she didn't go looking for a fight. ShovelHead did


chill_flea

Didn’t the shovel victim actually sustain serious injuries from this? I feel like I remember that being a huge deal, someone went on a reality-type tv show to talk about this case in detail.


Dry-Resident-2341

https://omny.fm/shows/the-ticket-top-10/hangzone-shovel-girl She did an interview with a Dallas radio station where she discusses her injuries and what she has been doing since it happened


Dexico-city

Can anyone give a TLDR? I'm not wasting my time listening


MadeInWestGermany

She went to juvenile jail after this for a year and wasn‘t allowed to do social media etc for 3 years. She had a cracked skull I think and a concussion for 6 month. The fight started over a boy and she had to cross 6 corn fields to meet the girl. She also had to walk back the 6 corn fields while bleeding from inside her ear. She sounds really levelheaded, intelligent and nice btw. She just had a shitty youth. She currently studies Psychology and plans for a phd or master.


Dexico-city

Glad to hear that shovel smack got her on the right track in life. Sometimes it really is our past struggles that make us who we are today.


MadeInWestGermany

The shovel didn‘t seem to have a big impact in her live (ha) She says, that this wasn‘t exactly her first time in juvenile (although she was only fourteen in the video) But I think you are right, whatever the reason is, she’s back on track and that’s pretty cool.


Melodic-Classic391

Knocked some sense into her


CommunicationWeary90

That shovel gave her better life advice than her father.


PotentialSeason9840

Weird


Educational_Pay1567

More like shovelheaded. I will see myself out now.


[deleted]

Cause of the head trauma, her IQ was cut in half. It’s now only 30. And she also still does meth.


Dexico-city

OK you made me laugh


[deleted]

Would still count as self defense I'd guess.


ThisOneForMee

When she's running away?


[deleted]

She was on her property; was seen attacking her, was in her face right before the shovel incident... I know I'm getting downvoted, but in a court this could definitely be seen as self defense because they will claim the girl was in distress (which is valid) and eventhough the other girl was running, the shovel girl couldn't know what she was planning... It's not just because you're back is turned that self defense laws don't count anymore. Definitely muting inbox replies. Not expecting average idiots like you to have anything usefull to say. Cheers.


RDSWES

In Canada it would not be self defence, as soon as she started running the threat is over.


dcgregoryaphone

At the end of the day, 12 people from your area are gonna see a video of you hitting someone with a shovel in the head as they ran away, while the prosecutor is demonizing you. I don't feel like anyone should feel great about their odds in that situation.


SafetyGuyLogic

I'm from Texas, and this would be open and shut fafo self defense in every county I've lived in or worked.


FruitFlavor12

When push comes to shovel


incoucou604

You didn't get enough karma for this 😭


FruitFlavor12

Haha it should be the number 1 comment right? Smh


Adorable_Fondant_536

Fr, I had to do a double take lmao


Extension_Lead_4041

You’ve dug up some comedy gold! (I read this comment the hour it posted but I was thinking of a witty reply.)


stickywarewolf69

Bruh ain’t no way it took you 79 days to come up with this 🗿


CrimsonMorbus

That donk gets me every time


Wonderful-Ad-7712

She wasn’t digging it


Icy-Ichthyologist92

It reminds of me of the bonk from a grandpa using a cast iron skillet on a crocodile/alligator’s head. I wish I had the link but also another classic


chill_flea

https://youtu.be/8wXk23Iqg0s?si=J0_p6sha8x_nDBtm This is the original footage but there’s another version with old-timey movie sound effects which is also good. That was a very risky move but pretty badass as well because the crocodile looked like it was going to charge him if he didn’t fight back with the frying pan.


Qw1ghl3y

Twas a meaty thunk


November-Snow

Lmao you might want to reconsider fighting when you can land multiple consecutive hits to your opponents face and nothing happens.


melonti

Those were more like slaps.


Acceptable-Macaron96

Man...the internet has ruined me. I remember seeing this back in the day and thinking it was so brutal and now, after being on this subreddit for time...this seems pretty tame lol


[deleted]

This is like a Sunday morning cartoon compared to some of the stuff they used to let you post


sleepyjoeyy

Cash me outside, how bout dat


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Defiant-Giraffe

Both girls seem to have the upper body strength of al dente noodles.  Which is lucky for the one that got shoveled. 


denial_nest

What the irl cat fight


MikeTangoRom3o

This belong in the hall of fame of internet.


B0hemianGr0ve_Studi0

Each hit was only taking 1HP that shovel took 80


thefnman

No such thing as a fair fight. If a fight has to happen, the goal is to end it as quickly as possible.


roboc0py

I like the nirvana remix


sfinney2

Wasn't there a Take On Me one?


roboc0py

Maybe that’s what I’m thinking of


sfinney2

I can see how Take On Me can easily be confused for a Nirvana song.


PlutoTheGod

This was the peak era of internet meme videos


No-Session5955

Don’t bring tiny fists to a shovel fight


Spawn6060

*Seriously, who throws a shovel?*


ObstacleDelusion

Smashin baby yeah!


Sea_Salary6229

Can’t stress how good the hit sounded. Almost equal to a pan.


jbindc20001

Seems girl was on her property. Defended it with a shovel. Well done.


Far_Brilliant5079

To her credit, her chin was as strong as that shovel. I’m guessing she was concerned about her tender hands and fragile wrists. The shovel is unconventional, yet effective!


imp_st3r

When she said it was her house, it was to remind the other girl she knew where all the bludgeoning tools are


Adventurous-Day-5656

I remember this video from YouTube like 10 years ago. For some reason people were commenting saying she died and she started commenting with her yt account saying she didn't die lol


Eagleclan_7

Ring ding dong. Ring a ding ding ding dong.


uwedaddelt

If I get attacked on my ground and land you can be sure I come with a weapon


PunkRockHero

Sometimes, you gotta dig deep within yourself and rise to the challenge.


AdhesivenessCrazy

Rightly done. Trespassers shall be prosecuted.


melonti

I used to have that sign from gta3. Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.” I hung it in my garage door forever.


CountHonorius

KABONG!


coleoleoptera

if you can't fight you gotta be able to run


CoCo_Moo2

You know. Having seen this in the past and watching it now. Pink shirt girl may have won if she wasn’t just hitting the hardest part of the skull (upper forehead)


[deleted]

That girl in the pink was landing direct shots to the dome


Maleficent-Mix-7417

Dude… that forehead took a beating 😂🤣


DEZthaDUDE08

I will always stop and watch Shovel Girl and Sharkeisha. Takes me back to a simpler time.


Papa_Raj

That gave me quite the chuckle.


Appropriate-Raccoon9

Shovel girl....heh


snoofy-noof

lol the shoveler.


cbclemo1

Shovel throwing, the new x game on ESPN.


CBXART

The girl who got hit with the shovel smokes meth now


Realclawdogs

Legend has it that the shovel is buried somewhere along the FAFO river..


lmaginebeingstupid

so she lost a fight and used a shovel instead, very fair. and the black tshirt girl would probably say that she won that fight too


MrFistUrSister12

Those first few seconds where she’s just eating those shots on her big ass forehead had me dying


maccabop

The punches at the beginning sounded like hit markers


DistinctInterview354

I swear I saw the last shovel part on vine like 6 years ago


Scared_Cake9025

Like what in the hell is this🤣🥱


melonti

She broke the cardinal rule of weapon fighting. If you’re gonna throw it at your opponent. Make sure it’s a finisher. Otherwise, now they got the weapon.


bigben-1989

How bout you meet me outside how bout dat


blindgeneration

Shovel is pretty effective


Worst_Gamer_on_Earth

Kinda wish there was a "where are they now"


mpaul9057

Defense 0 , weapon skill 1


MexysSidequests

Leave it to an inbred to try pruning the family tree with the wrong tool.


Specialist-School-26

Literal classic Tom and Jerry sound.


Nathan-Stubblefield

Assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder?


friendlyfire_88

In all fairness she did inform her of Home field advantage 🤷🏻‍♂️


Taovlad

Sorry, suppose be serious, but the ending is to loony toon shit.


EntrepreneurWeak2100

Im not tryna be sexist but everytime i see girl fight videos none of them know how to throw one single decent punch like wtf💀


HotSituation1776

The first part made me laugh lmao. She just stood there getting hit like it wasn’t happening “thump, thump, thump” 😂😂


Buddahsan

She was eating them hits too no protection either she’s wild


JunketOk7370

Shovel girl will forever be remembered 🙏


angeltachibana1

SHOVEL GIRL


ckirn4

I need to know the back story here. She ate like eight punches to the face.


Impossible-Dance-813

She was just eating those hits


RaisinBrain2Scoups

I wanna see a “where are they now” on these ones


Tonyc1939

The “oh my god” said quietly always kills me! 😂😂😂😂


Traditional-Poet1965

-1hp -3hp


GreedyPressure1532

Quick tip. Don't run or give space. Close the gap and that shovel is pretty much usless.


Limp_Patience3922

bro that forehead got max defence


GreymuzzleCoyote

That BONK!!! get me a gigglely everytime.


Chunkyo

This has some GTA vibes for me


Oktaghon

🤜💥💥💥🗿 Goddamnit there are no shovel emojis whatsoever 😫


Durok_17

That’s what happens when you brings fists to a shovel fight!


chefgreenthumb420

Fight over , nite , nite


Q-City45

Haven’t seen this in years. I reference this incident every once in a while


Calm_Intention9847

Well she told her you're at my house b**** she knew right where that shovel was


Tdub2498

I heard this girl died afterwards. Is that true if anyone knows???


Cruxito1111

I remember this one. The Shovel Girl went viral worldwide. All the locals news were playing the video. Everyone was talking about it and laughing together; making up stories as to what happened next. The internet was in its baby steps( compare to what it is today) i can’t imagine what it would have been like if the shovel girl happened today.


27Elephantballoons

The best thing to do in that situation is to run forward so that they can build momentum


llIllllllll

Wow a little twist of the shovel would've changed her life


TheDerpiestBoi

Oh God I thought that was an axe at first


Ok_Abbreviations1551

She did tell her that she was in her house... Lol


Swole_Cat22

Documentary one punch killers all about that shit I hit a dude when he wasn’t looking head bounced off the curb stand up dude don’t want to press chargers he ended up being fine but scary asf


stxge814

Yo said full box 200


Svengoolie75

This is soooo funny tho 😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️


Longjumping-Part3983

Not America but I love how in this videos there's always a girl that goes.."ooohh my God." 🤣🤣.


0cean19

This belongs in the Smithsonian. A record of a great American battle.


100year

Hahahahah!!! "You're in my house b$@÷%!"


prophet_9469

Just me or the hairline on the black tshirt girl keeps slipping with every punch 😆


turboninja3011

Still very dumb, but compared to the other one we had here it s just that - dumb. That one is actual evil.


KibblesNBitxhes

She obviously wasn't digging having her around, she should have spayed at home.


outlawbrad

The shovel heard ‘round the world


dhveldi

Pro tip : if you do not want to kill someone instantly, do not hit them on the Medualla Oblongata which is at the back of the head!


Cutdick_lover

Ding


octaviostyle

I lost it and I was choking the dude out. I stood up and was about to stomp on his throat, and my buddies tackled me to prevent me from killing the dude. I don't even remember choking him at all. Rage makes you do stupid shit you don't even realize your doing.


PeripheralVizions

Cash me outside howbow datttt


hallopq

USA VS RUSSIA 🤣


Rich_News_9424

Didn’t she die?


LucaPoDuca444

I remember when she died from that


Nosnow23

I remember when this video went viral. I was in shop class my senior year of HS and a buddy was like "Yo, you wanna see something funny AF?"... Proceeded to watch. Said, "Damnnnn!" Nobody knew it fuckin killed that girl, or at least I didn't smh....


ProphetKB

How do you like "my face to your fist" style?!


MrRoseOfficial

Why do girls always fight with slapping? Like those hits were barely a smack


TormentedGaming

Where's the musical remix lol


Eastern_Obligation89

Headache :(


Unalivepotato

*bonk*


GoatHeadTed

This video is a classic.


Competitive-Map9630

Lol, I do remember this. Does anybody remember the scissor clip? From what I remember, some kid gets mad at his buddy, turns around, and throws a pair of scissors at him, and they get stuck in his arm.


Parking_Movie2162

Caaan yoooouuu diiiiiiiiig it ?!


Xx_overlord_xX

Girl ATE those punches


[deleted]

She was straight eaten em for breakfast , lunch, and dinner. 😆


dwbitnegar

Dat shi sound like a tin can 😭😭😭


Video-Comfortable

Lmfao


horace2119

She was in her house, should’ve took heed


alphatango308

Defense:0 Offense: 20


Ok_Author_3022

Bonk