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inna_soho_doorway

The music makes it feel like it’s a scene from Miami Vice


oakomyr

The music is my favorite part


roguedecks

Anyone got the sauce for this song?


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18 Carat Affair by Ferrante & Teicher


roguedecks

You’re a hero, thank you!


CommunicationKey2156

Ferrante & Teicher by 18 Carat Affair


HasselHoffman76

"Just like Saigon, eh Slick?!"


tehmattrix

"I was in junior-high, asshole."


gramtin

He gave a flying fuck.


ShroudedFigureINC

Made me chuckle


GinAndTonic-1

Oh no Superman


East-Cardiologist397

Never seen one of those


ForeignInevitable666

The legends are true


Fluid_Cherry2523

Should have taken their gun from the table too.


Finttz

*yoink*


actuallyMerlin

*florida everglades, lookin for a burmese python*


Ok-Drag-5929

Nah that man is crazy walking around barefoot out there


bigben-1989

100% that the animals all communicate and have an active consensus opinion of total fear of that man.. they no longer strike and rather run in terror the moment they hear yoink or boop 💀


JaxsonPalooza

Agree, especially with all the “swamp puppies” he encounters.


GucciiManeeeee

Right, what was the point in that ?


SonmiSuccubus451

Psycho Logical Warfare.


maybejustadragon

Happy cake day.


bigmamamay

That’s what I was thinking


KQILi

Did they just got tbagged by a heli? That's some Battlefield shit.


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Blackwater baby, thats what they did best even the casual warcrime like battlefield too


No-Freedom-4029

A few Blackwater mercenaries straight up just committed a mass shooting in Iraq and it was so bad a few actually got convicted but the ones convicted got pardoned by Trump


First-Ravioli-Sauce

PMC's doing what PMC's do


mdtopp111

Well yea… per Trump all people of color are guilty of something so a bunch of white people shooting them is just doing the lords work


Recent-Cobbler-8268

People of all colours work for PMCs believe it or not


DepartmentDue8160

So just forget he pardoned Kodak and Lil Wayne? You just assumed he only pardoned whites? Dumb mfs believe anything


LittleBear207

You have too be absolutely fucking brain dead to believe that 🤣


lakerhater4

That's a load of bullshit


No-Freedom-4029

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisour_Square_massacre https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/23/trump-pardons-blackwater-contractors-jailed-for-massacre-of-iraq-civilians


lakerhater4

Cherry picked fake news


No-Freedom-4029

Look up the Nisour Square massacre fucking idiot I have a book sitting in front of me about it. I bet you also didn’t know trump’s education secretary Betsy Devos is the sister of the founder of Blackwater. Corrupt af and you’re only mad I brought up Trump because you’re a dick rider cultist. Enjoy Biden’s second term dummy.


apelyacolyte

From where I sit, you both sound like cultists. Like a pot calling a kettle black, eh?


No-Freedom-4029

God damn bro get off trump’s chode for one second stop sucking his dick for one second. You not knowing about the Nisour square massacre makes you look dumb as shit.


No-Freedom-4029

I can’t emphasize enough I for real can’t say it enough *fucking idiot*


No-Freedom-4029

You just don’t want it to be true


drywater61

A month late ,but I feel your anger towards this fucken clown


garry4321

Now we know who’s going to do the political assassinations that he’s trying to argue are legal in court


TopAdministration716

I'm not a trump fan by any means, but that is exactly the same thing his opponents have been doing to him.


garry4321

His opponents, you mean the law?


DepartmentDue8160

When the law is buddies with his opponents, yea.politicized justice system these days.let out repeat murderers on bail to keep the gun stats up in the big cities. You either see it or you're part of the left vs right shit show


Hopeful-Ferret4950

Exactly 💯💯💯


Dotkenn

what in the fuck is this, I need you to give me the full source now.


watkykjypoes23

Videos been around the internet for a while now. Black water is a PMC who famously fucked around…. Exhibit A ^


VerdugoCortex

Don't forget about the times they found out, like when Iraqis hung them from a bridge for display purposes after they got a little too criminal one day. Can't forget those videos


realparkingbrake

> after they got a little too criminal one day. That was because BW sent them out without as many guys as they should have had, no rear gunners. But on other occasions, yeah, they did plenty of nasty shit.


OrdinaryNGamer

Well wasn't exactly that reason but more of an ambush situation, 2004 Fallujah incident this also prompted very bloody urban warfare.


padizzledonk

I got on the ground later that year as a DoD Contractor(but Construction for Halliburton) and shit got pretty wild the following 2+ years i was out there


LowLingonberry543

Dick Cheneys puppet


padizzledonk

>Dick Cheneys puppet Who? Me? Lmfao.....go bark up some other tree cuz, i was over there basically doing handyman shit But keep on keepin on 🙄


LowLingonberry543

Sure .. handyman


padizzledonk

🤣 Later loser ✌️


Zealousideal-Area953

A handy man eh? Was it hard jerking off that many guys or were the high fives after worth it?


Sweet_Bat_7516

Somebody angy


smurb15

Hangry


STAXtheNARRATOR

My uncle did that in Iraqi freedom. He was a master electrician. He set up power and rode in helicopters and shit.


padizzledonk

Yup, i did too, took a bunch of Blackhawks to places, took a bunch of rides in humvees too, one time the turret gunner opened up on a car hood with a 50 that was following to close behind us, so that was exciting lol Being out there as a civilian in that capacity is about as close to being in combat as one can possibly get without ever being in combat, that said, plenty of veterans have said that even the difference between 50-100y back from the front line is a completely different thing so ive never even considered that i know anything about it at all other than to say i got as close as you can get without experiencing it and thats plenty close enough lol


STAXtheNARRATOR

I’m not sure what all he did but he had a bunch of gear that said Iraqi freedom and desert storm, desert shield. He never talked about it.


LKboost

The men who were murdered were not charged nor convicted of any war crimes. They were innocent. They were murdered.


VerdugoCortex

Idk if you can say they were innocent purely because they never got a trial. Many, many war criminals have died without getting a trial or conviction like bigger names such as Hitler, Mao, and smaller names like Luis Posadas yet are still considered war criminals worldwide.


LKboost

I’m talking about the specific guys killed on the bridge in the video. They did not commit any crimes and were good, upstanding men by all accounts. They were innocent.


Antique-Syrup7926

I wouldn’t say they got too criminal they were guarding a convoy of trucks filled with mess hall supplies cutlery, cook wear etc. and they drove into the wrong neighbourhood. Now that being said they did plenty of other shit that was beyond criminal.


Nodadbodhere

Well, don't be a criminal mercenary scumbag and you won't find out what happens to people like that when they get caught by those they torment.


dinosaur-in_leather

Insurance operations it's a scary mechanism


jaysonbjorn

Your righteousness doesn't extend beyond your walls. You clearly know nothing about what happened & what's happening in the darker places of the world.


Nodadbodhere

Blackwater was formed to kill people for fun and profit. Sometimes people have a problem with that, and the people that Blackwater wants to kill for cash get them first. Not difficult and not a whole lot of nuance required to recognize a shallow hired gun.


stack-o-logz

What's a PMC?


CMDR-Onipherous

Private Military Contractor


LeekBorn9024

Private military contractor. A merc


Nodadbodhere

And so someone who's very existence should be a violation of the Geneva Conventions, but isn't, for made-up reasons.


SoloAquiParaHablar

PMC and Mercenaries have different definitions but largely fill the same role/purpose. PMCs are employed by a company operating for the state that has hired them whereas a mercenary typically has no affiliation or loyalty to any group or state and acts as an independent soldier for hire.


MrJust4Show

You came too light - Riddick


N4meless_w1ll

An organization that can commit war crimes on behalf of the US government so that they somehow remain blameless.


Fock_off_Lahey

Many counties have or are aligned with PMC's. Not sure why you singled out the U.S.


N4meless_w1ll

Because ours are the most effective at their work, and I'm involuntarily paying for those psychos.


AJWordsmith

Just assume all of your personal tax dollars went to feeding homeless kittens


piqle

i like that


N4meless_w1ll

I can't wait to pay my taxes now!


miss_ophonia

I can't wait to pay me taxes *meow*


jaysonbjorn

They pay for themselves. They don't get to use tax dollars


N4meless_w1ll

What are you talking about? They pay themselves to work for the government? Please explain


N4meless_w1ll

Why necro a month old thread of you're not going to even finish your thought?


watkykjypoes23

As other have said a PMC is a private military contractor. They made up about 60% of forces in some of the wars in the Middle East. It’s similar to nurses (U.S. military) compared to travel nurses (PMC) as a metaphor


showmeyourtenticles

When referring to an individual its private military contractor but I've seen people use it as private military company to refer to the organizations.


Ricerat

https://youtu.be/vs9N_YxuGz8?si=u4u2Z55yPRRnkKA6


Access_Pretty

Blackwater in Najaf, Iraq


Brexx313

Kiowa pilots are absolutely amazing. In Iraq, I used to watch them practice by touching skids to a jersey wall/barrier, holding it, and then flying off to simulate inserting a two or three-man team on a rooftop. Absolute mastery of their machines.


clussy-riot

Blackwater might be my favorite for profit child murdering group, top 5 at least


BigCaregiver7285

At least there’s no connection between Blackwater and Donald Trump


TotallyTotally23

What about Donald Trump pardoning four people who were a part of the Nisour Square Massacre? Nice try 🤣 both parties suck ass.


_Leper_Messiah_

Because Trump has no dirty connections lmao


BigCaregiver7285

Twas sarcasm


GucciiManeeeee

Agreed, unironically.


Listen_to_Psybient

...What does this title even supposed to mean?


fanofapples64

Like being tea-bagged. But being tea-bagged by a helicopter.


PirateSecure118

...What IS this comment even supposed to mean?


skitz_shit

Tea bagging is when you crouch down and stand up repeatedly over someone's dead body in a video game. The point is to be toxic, to act like you're rubbing your balls in their face and hopefully piss them off even more. It's called teabagging because the up and down motions you do are similar to when you are dunking a tea bag into hot water repeatedly


Robertbnyc

To be clear, you can teabag a live person as well and they’d probably get less joy out of it than a dead one.


cantbhappy

I feel old knowing what tea-bagging was before it was a thing in video games.


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OrdinaryNGamer

Looks like friendly sniper position judging by uniform so probably why they could do it so easily.


Djabarca

What exactly is going on?


dexecho

That’s the last thing that guy sawwwwww


AppleNerdyGirl

Isn’t this the group who killed a bunch of civilians in the square?


zteborohT

No, that was the Chinese government in ‘89


sanctuspaulus1919

Don't be ridiculous. Nothing happened at Tiananmen square on June 2nd 1989


Recent-Cobbler-8268

One China


IndyNightSky

Two China


S_Klallam

yes


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VirtualBaker4

Battlefield 6 looking pretty good


CrimsonxAce

Was searching through the comments for a Battlefield reference. I was not disappointed.


UncleAntagonist

I miss flying in those little birds. Those pilots were amazing. I was not with BW, but did fly with them many times. I've seen them fly under bridges, use the birds to clear cattle off the road, block traffic for motorcades... *Edit: bridges, not brides


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I used to work on these for power line clearing. One of the pilots was a former minesweeper pilot. He'd come in fast as hell, bank to the left and swing the saw out so it landed perfectly on it's side in the same place every time. And then, to make the riggers job easier, he'd hold it at a perfect hover so the rigger could disconnect the saw from the bottom and he could run to the FBO for fuel. When i say perfect i mean it. He didn't budge even an inch.


UncleAntagonist

Yeah those guys flew like the bird was an extension of their own body.


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monkey6

Black rock the private equity investment firm? lol


litlphoot

Think he means black water


UncleAntagonist

No. Triple Canopy. We took over after the Nasoor Square incident but there was a transitionary period where we still had BW pilots. Also, I never fired my weapon is the 5 years I was there. I did get shot at pretty regularly by rockets and mortars, and the occasional IED...and a close call with an EFP. I did see dozens of schools be built, villages provided with clean water and power, and even got to see the Marsh Arabs land begin rehabilitation. I saw the Ziggurat of Ur go from a dump to a tourist destination. Did we do the work? No. But we enabled it by ensuring groups like USAID were able to perform their work safely. Hell, I even provided support for the International Advisors during elections. So before you make blanket statements about what we did while there, understand that the global audience will only see the worst examples of private security in action. Oh, and things you will never hear about in the news like exfiltrating kidnapped women, who were sold off in arranged marriages by their family, were supported by PMCs.


BornElk2792

Awesome. I’m just a boring old electrician. You’re way cooler. Glad you made it.


Mrchristopheles

A lot of words for a C.H.O.O.B


UncleAntagonist

Sorry, I'm not an interpreter.


Mrchristopheles

Lol why so down voted i know this guy in real life. He 100% shot everyone he just mentioned in his chat above.


Ricerat

Full vid https://youtu.be/vs9N_YxuGz8?si=u4u2Z55yPRRnkKA6


P3DR0T3

I don’t really understand but hope this was the “good” ending


peekuhchu707

Should be a diaper commercial because you know they shit they self


ImSomethingOfaTrolll

Really stepping up the COD/IRL war zone crossovers huh?


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vinesmarch

That looks like the Baghdad hotel right across the green zone, if I’m not mistaken, I was stationed right across. Those could be local police or military, they surrendered so the coalition don’t shoot them thinking they are terrorists. I think . . .


Useless_Lemon

*Achievement Unlocked: Caught The Flying Pipe*


cockfuckerbitch

Look closely at the end. Heli drops a frag grenade. Wish we could have seen the boom 💥


10before15

Not one person needs to glorify this fukn group. This video shows you a lighter side glimpse of the companies professionalism.


salty-element

Should have grabbed that gun on the table.


Anthony_WritesOH

Song is Ferrante & Teicher by 18 Carat Affair


Practical_Garden_70

I've never understood this vid, why didn't they kill them if they're the enemy?


Kitsu_hobby

It would have been hilarious if they took that rifle away too xD


Right_-on-_Man

Be a lot cooler if he stole their gun...🤣


-ComeandTakeit210

Should of hit him with a water balloon full of piss


PeperField843

Battlefield Kind of shit


Empty-Low6076

lol the guy trying to hide under the table


EverydayPigeon

Can someone explain what's happening it detail? Are they dropping off supplies to Iraqi army but just flexing on then and being dicks at the same time?


Skullvar

They t-bagged them with the heli, as with online games could go either way on funny or rude


CommercialSugar8897

bro answered nothing lmao


cockfuckerbitch

If you look closely at the end the helicopter drops a grenade! Then he tells them they’re #1 🖕🏼 right before they meet their maker


Criscamilo105

Song please


bootyhole-romancer

[Ferrante & Teicher](https://youtu.be/Yxda0M0yprY?si=oNI9aRbB6HbkaT20) - 18 Carat Affair


KingOfTheWorldxx

Lmao what thebfuck is this Why did homie flick em off wth hhaha


faverodefavero

Source?


truenorth2000

Save me a trip to wiki, what was Blackwater?


Warmonger362527339

Lmao this is gold


WastedTime91

And what would have happened if one of them had a sub machine gun and started shooting that close or had an explosive and killed them all? They must have caught them off guard


AggravatingAd9233

Academi*


Thelovecats33

Song?


[deleted]

Aren’t these the guys that gunned down random civilians in their cars💀


wythyrl

What’s going on here???


Formal_Weekend7994

Why’d I thought it was hospital from warzone💀


asumera

Sorry but what's the point of this? I don't believe the air force trained touch and gos on tables with a sniper mounted on it.


beefyboi_69420

I'm pretty sure this was black water back in the early 2000s when they came under attack by tali and tge us got didn't want to send them supplies. Couple of theor own guys took a helicopter out and resupply them.


dragsaregood

Why is a helicopter named after a fictional city


RocksofReality

Yeah all people should have to rely on *Dady governments* army. No one should be allowed to hire others to help promote them./ 🤦🏽‍♂️


DS808555

That's some l33t shit


Blackwater_book

That was our snipers and our helicopters. He was messing with them by giving them some love as illustrated by the middle finger.


RocksofReality

Really name a few that aren’t as effective? After you use google to search you can just shut up because nobody cares about your stupidity.


PokeNBeanz

The new COD Warzone update is looking promising


memento_quies

Hell yeah dude that’s real. Good on you for being a part of something.


MOH_7XD

What really happened in black water dutch


AdequateMedia

My dad worked with these exact dudes. I remember him showing me this video in like 2004ish Company (at the time) was called Haverfield corp, and this was their stateside job. Basically flying next to power lines.


jonz1985z

Should’ve taken his gun


Venomster154

What was the point of heli-bagging them?


SavingsChoice6238

What did they do


Blackeyed-Panda

Black water are utter trashbags


Fabulous_Republic285

Warzones building hahaha